Teacher Zhang Lan once again spent an entire class period before a group of children could barely recite "The Goose" correctly.
But as soon as get out of class ended, the classroom was filled with the innocent voices of children saying, "It's so delicious!"
In no time at all, the catchy new poem had spread throughout the entire kindergarten...
Teacher Zhang Lan, feeling utterly hopeless, said she just wanted to die.
Meanwhile, Yan Yan, who started it all, was having a great time playing in the sandpit with Xiao Tuanzi, Xiao Qingzai, Lu Wei, Ke Ke, and Chou Chou.
Goose, goose, goose...
Suddenly, a loud goose call reached the ears of the little ones.
The little ones looked at each other, the little dumpling's eyes sparkling, and she swished away a tear from the corner of her mouth, "Do you guys want to eat roast goose?"
Lu Wei's lips twitched. "This goose is honking so loudly, and it's still alive. How are we supposed to eat it?"
"I know, I know!" The little dumpling quickly raised his hand to answer, "Goose, goose, goose, cut its neck with a knife, scald it with boiling water, and then roast it on a rack! Brother Qingzai, when we went to Cliff Village last time, that's what the villager uncle did, do you remember?"
"Yes, yes, I remember!" Xiao Qingzai wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and nodded repeatedly.
"So, all we're missing now is a goose," Lu Wei concluded in his final remarks.
The little ones immediately turned their gaze toward the direction from which the goose's call came.
That was a small zoo set up inside the kindergarten, designed to help children who grew up in the city learn about some common poultry and livestock.
The big white goose inside, with its long neck, glossy white feathers, and plump body, looked exceptionally delicious.
A few kids sneaked over when the teacher wasn't looking.
"Let's crawl through that dog hole, then everyone surround the goose, and you boys pounce on it and hold it down!" The little dumpling whispered his plan to his companions.
"Yes, yes!" The other children nodded emphatically.
Finally, led by Xiao Qingzai and followed by Lu Wei, the children climbed into the goose pen one by one through the dog hole.
"Goose--"
The goose let out another loud and clear call.
The little ones worked together seamlessly, each taking charge of a different direction, and swarmed towards the goose.
As they got closer to the goose, the little ones' clear eyes sparkled, as if they could already see the goose turning into a sizzling, golden-brown roast goose.
At this moment, the little dumpling waved to Xiao Qingzai, Lu Lu, and Chou Chou, "Go!"
Xiao Qingzai, Lu Wei, and Chou Chou pounced on him at the same time.
"Goose--"
The goose let out a loud cry, proudly and disdainfully tossed its head, flapped its large wings, and leaped out of the encirclement of several small tufts of fur.
"ah--"
Before the little ones could react, Xiao Qingzai was already jumping and shouting while touching his bottom.
After pecking Xiao Qingzai with its big beak, the goose immediately shifted its target and pecked Chou Chou, then Ke Ke, Yan Yan, Lu Lu, and finally, it turned its attack on Xiao Tuanzi.
The little dumpling's tiny feet seemed to have a motor attached, and she ran towards the dog hole like the wind, but before she could run, the goose had already stood in front of her and blocked the entrance.
"Ahhhhh..."
The powerful goose chased the six little guys around.
This attracted the rooster and duck nearby, as well as the dog and goat further away.
"Ooh ooh ooh—"
"Gagaga—"
"Woof woof woof—"
"Meow meow meow—"
A series of cries rang out, and the small zoo was in chaos, with chickens and dogs running wild, and a few chubby little boys howling and wailing as they tried to avoid being attacked by the geese.
When the children who saw it brought Teacher Zhang Lan and the principal.
Startled, the rooster fluttered and landed on the headmaster's head. Before the headmaster could react, the rooster defecated on his head, which slid right past his glasses and landed on the tip of his nose.
Principal: ...
All the teachers: ...
I want to laugh but I don't dare to!
"Teacher, help me!"
"Save the poor baby!"
"The goose is going to eat the baby goose!"
...
The six little ones, chased by the goose with nowhere to hide, cried out. Among them, the most pitiful, Xiao Qingzai, was holding up his pants tightly with both hands, because if he was not careful, the goose would pull his pants off.
It took the teachers and security guards a lot of effort to finally catch the goose.
The six little ones were also called into the principal's office.
"Tell me, who led the way? What were you doing sneaking into this tiny zoo?"
Yan Yan looked left and right, then at her friends, and exclaimed, "Reporting to the principal, all the little ones have taken the lead!"
The headmistress was completely bewildered when she heard Xiao Ruanruan solemnly holding her little head and explaining to Yan Yan, "Baby will die if they don't have heads!"
The headmaster then realized that this head was not the same as the other head.
He was both amused and exasperated, so he tried a different approach: "Whose idea was it to sneak into the small zoo to catch geese?"
The little dumpling raised its paw high, "I, I...it was my idea!"
"Su Ruanruan, are you still very proud of yourself?"
"It's not pride!" The little dumpling blinked its big, bright eyes, shook its little head, and puffed out its little belly. "It's because everyone takes responsibility for their own actions. It was Ruan Ruan who led everyone to catch geese to make roast goose."
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