With her three older brothers helping to remove the fish bones, little Ruanruan quickly ate until her tummy was round.
Only then did she blink her eyes, looking like a cunning little fox at Director Xing and the crew members who were already drooling with envy.
She shuffled her short legs over to Xing Chao. "Uncle Xing, we still have a lot of grilled fish left. Do you want some?"
Director Xing had been waiting for this moment for a long time. For a moment, he couldn't even care less about his adult composure and quickly nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, "Yes, yes, thank you, little softie."
As he was saying this, he wanted to get it himself, but Little Softie took a step forward and blocked his way. With her little hands behind her back, she looked up at him and asked very seriously, "Uncle Xing, what are you going to give us in exchange?"
Little Ruanruan's big, bright eyes smiled like crescent moons, her pupils full of lively and mischievous light.
This afternoon, while the guests were drinking water and eating dry bread, Uncle Xing and the crew were cooking instant noodles with large chunks of canned beef in them.
She asked Uncle Xing for a bowl of noodles for her injured brother Gu Chen, and she got it by performing "Don't Be Afraid".
If she were to give them the fish for free again this time, wouldn't it make her seem like she's easy to bully?
In the comments section, viewers already knew about Xiao Ruanruan.
[Haha, Lao Xing was so awesome at noon today! He even made our Ruan Ruan perform in exchange for a bowl of beef noodles. Now he's in trouble, just standing there drooling.]
[As expected of my daughter, she holds grudges and seeks revenge. Well done!]
...
Xing Chao took a deep sniff of the aroma wafting from the grilled fish. He wondered how Xiao Ruanruan had marinated it. She had only used salt as the seasoning, and the other ingredients were just some leaves and grass. Yet, the fish tasted even better than the ones in restaurants.
It makes one's mouth water.
He squatted down and asked Xiao Ruanruan with a smile, "So, what does Xiao Ruanruan want to trade with us?"
He thought Ruan Ruan would trade him some supplies or something.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ruanruan blinked her eyes and said in a serious tone, "I performed a song and dance at noon today to exchange for a bowl of beef noodles with Uncle Xing. Now, Uncle Xing, please perform a song and dance for me in exchange for grilled fish!"
Xing Chao: ...
Looking down at his large waist and slightly protruding belly, I wondered, "How can you expect me to sing and dance?"
He glanced at the grilled fish over there, swallowed hard, and thought, "Maybe I should just resist and not eat it!"
He wanted to endure it, but the other members of the production team didn't want to be human!
"Old Xing, hurry up and give us a performance! We're all waiting to eat grilled fish!"
"Old Xing, hurry up! What kind of behavior is this, a grown man acting all coy?"
...
On the screen—
[Haha, Director Xing dancing... I've already automatically pictured a bear dancing in my mind.]
[Juejuezi, I thought Xiaoruanruan wanted to switch to instant noodles or canned food, but I didn't expect she was actually doing us viewers a favor!]
[Haha, little softie, you're stealing bamboo shoots!]
Brothers and sisters, type "Please ask Director Xing to dance" in the chat.
[I've already brought my stool, just waiting to see Director Xing dance. Director Xing, hurry up! What kind of man are you, acting all coy like this?]
...
Director Xing looked troubled, but he was caught in a dilemma. He could only awkwardly say to Xiao Ruanruan, "But Uncle can't sing or dance!"
Little Ruanruan still smiled and said, "Uncle, you can learn if you don't know how. The teacher said that we should love learning and learn until we die."
Jiajia sings beautifully, and Guoguo dances amazingly well; they can both teach you!
Guoguo and Jiajia immediately came to Xiaoruanruan's side to support her, "That's right, Uncle Xing, we can teach you, we won't think you're stupid!"
Xing Chao gritted his teeth resignedly, "Fine, you teach me, I'll learn!"
Jiajia said earnestly, "Uncle Xing, let me teach you a simple one, 'The Painter'."
"I'm a painter, and I'm very skilled at painting..."
Jiajia's sweet, soft voice, coupled with Guoguo's simple dance moves that fit the lyrics, such as sticking out her little bottom to brush the wall, touching her nose, and opening her mouth wide in surprise.
While not exactly stunning, the two little ones' performance was so adorable it melted your heart.
After watching it, Director Xing, with a constipated expression, stuck out his big butt and waved his chubby hands in the air, mimicking Guo Guo's earlier movements. When he opened his mouth, not only did his voice sound like a male duck, but he also turned a cute children's song into a poetry recitation.
In an instant, the entire screen was filled with "hahaha" and "goose goose goose".
[Haha, I thought Yu Dahuzi from "Taking the Cute Kids on an Adventure" was already miserable enough, but I didn't expect that things could get even worse!]
[Hehe, forgive me for laughing so hard I sounded like a goose, but Director Xing's performance for a bite to eat is just too funny!]
Honestly, we won't comment on Director Xing's dancing, but to turn a children's song into a poetry recitation, Director Xing is truly a genius!
[Haha, this is like a real-life bear dancing! My dear daughter, you're really putting Director Xing, who weighs 180 pounds, through a lot of trouble.]
[Director Xing, after filming the show, why don't you go to the yoga studio and get a membership? It might not necessarily help you lose weight, but at least it'll make you a flexible fat person!]
...
After watching Director Xing's performance and laughing while holding her round little frog belly, Xiao Ruanruan gave Director Xing a thumbs up earnestly, "Uncle Xing, you sing and dance exceptionally well!"
Xing Chao, who had just felt a little embarrassed amidst everyone's laughter, suddenly became confident and plucked the few remaining hairs on his head. "Really? Little Softie, do you think Uncle looks alright?"
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