Chapter 158 The Bizarre Couple's After-Sales Service



Su Yifan walked over to the little dumpling, reached out and ruffled her soft hair, grinning like a big bad wolf, "Little dumpling, do you see? This is what you call destiny!"

The little dumpling tilted its head back and suddenly gave a dramatic head tilt, "Hmm, I really like this destiny."

The way my third brother treated her back then, this is a good opportunity to teach him a lesson!

Su Yifan saw the mischievous glint in her big, crescent-shaped eyes as she smiled, but his gaze softened and became even more tender and indulgent.

The little guy is really something...

He's as petty as he is, and he's vindictive!

But he deserved it himself. Who told him to be so suspicious? Back then, he just couldn't convince himself to believe in the little dumpling.

To reach the cliff village, the destination of this trip, you need to take a bamboo raft for a distance to get to the foot of the mountain.

Because the bamboo rafts don't have enough capacity, they can only be used in pairs.

Upon hearing this arrangement, Su Yan's long arm hooked around Yu Da Hu Zi's neck without hesitation. "Old Yu, you're in our group. It's been a long time since we've seen each other, so let's take this opportunity to catch up!"

Yu Dahu felt a chill run down his neck. He forced a smile that looked worse than a grimace. "How about I stay with the production team? You can stay with Coco and have your own bamboo raft. It'll be spacious and comfortable. You can enjoy the cool breeze and bright moon in the mountains."

[Hahaha...Is Yu the Bearded Man out of his mind? Where did this bright moon come from in broad daylight?]

No wonder Yu the Bearded Man was terrified; if my brother looked like he wanted to eat someone alive, I probably would have peed my pants already!

Am I the only one who thinks there's a cute, unexpected chemistry between Su Yan and Yu Dahuzi when they're hooking up? The genius director x cunning movie star pairing even has after-sales service, so cute!

[LS, are you a devil? Just between us, I'm shipping this couple too!]

...

In the end, Yu Dahuzi succumbed to Su Yan's lecherous ways and boarded the same bamboo raft with Su Yan, looking as aggrieved as a wronged wife.

With a gentle tap of the bamboo pole, the bamboo raft sped away from the shore.

After Su Yan arranged for Coco to sit in an absolutely safe position,

He wiggled his bottom and headed towards Yu the Bearded Man.

Yu the Bearded Man looked horrified. "Su Yan, don't come any closer! It's dangerous!"

Su Yan completely ignored him and kept moving closer to him.

With a pained expression, Yu Dahu kept dodging to the side, and it looked like he was about to reach the very edge of the bamboo raft.

Su Yan, however, showed no intention of stopping.

Yu Dahuzi was almost in tears. "Su Yan, don't do this! This baby swapping wasn't my idea, it was the production team's idea."

At the critical moment of life and death, Yu Dahuzi betrayed the production team without hesitation, "Besides, I didn't know that Xiao Ruanruan would be able to draw your third brother by such a coincidence, did I?"

Su Yan's expression remained unchanged as he moved to sit next to Yu Da Hu Zi.

"Heh..." Su Yan sneered, "Yu the Bearded, who are you trying to fool? Which member of your team doesn't follow your lead? Even if it wasn't your idea, you're still the culprit!"

As Su Yan finished speaking, his body moved slightly.

Startled, Yu Dahu jumped into the water without hesitation.

The villager who was navigating the bamboo raft was startled and immediately tried to rescue the person.

Su Yan curled the corners of his lips and stopped him, "Fellow villager, you keep going forward, don't worry about him. He's a good swimmer and likes the water here. He said he wants to swim across by himself!"

Although the villager was skeptical, he had just caught a glimpse of the bearded man and it seemed that he had indeed jumped down on his own, and the bearded man was not shouting for help.

He probably really wants to travel by himself!

Just as Yu Dahuzi surfaced from the water, intending to swim to the bamboo raft, he saw the villager's long bamboo pole sweep across the water, and the raft shot off like an arrow!

He could only grit his teeth and desperately row his arms as he watched the bamboo raft grow smaller and smaller.

Along the two-kilometer stretch of river, he went from swimming the perfect breaststroke at the beginning to turning into a dog paddle that was utterly devoid of any grace as he approached his destination.

Unfortunately, at Su Yan's suggestion, the photographer documented the entire incident.

So much so that even though this live stream had only just begun, he had already become a source of joy for many netizens.

He anticipated that the bombshell news of Su Yifan severing ties with the Su family would make the show a trending topic, but he never expected that #YuKunDogPaddlesWithCuteKids# would also become a trending topic.

Some enthusiastic netizens even edited his swimming style from the beginning of the graceful and powerful breaststroke to the end of the dog paddle that looked like a dead dog, creating a bizarre video.

Moreover, thanks to the efforts of Xingxingzhihuo, his video garnered over ten million views as soon as it was released, making him an overnight sensation.

After everyone had gathered on the shore, Yu Da Hu Zi climbed ashore in an extremely ungraceful manner under the watchful eyes of the crowd. Once ashore, he collapsed onto the ground like a dead dog.

The little dumpling glanced at her fourth brother, who stood arrogantly to the side with an indifferent expression, and felt a little sorry for Yu the Bearded.

But Fourth Brother's move was really awesome!

Why didn't she think of that?

If she had managed to get her third brother to swim to shore using a doggy paddle, the scene would have been...

Just thinking about it makes her smile and reveal her white, chubby little teeth.

Su Yan, Su Yifan, and Gu Chen all had their eyes on her. Seeing her smug smile, like a kitten that had stolen a fish, the three of them felt even more doting on her.

After resting for a while and waiting for Yu Dahuzi to regain some strength and change his clothes, they set off for Cliff Village again.

Little Tuanzi and Tang Yetong held hands and climbed up the mountain.

After climbing for a short while, the little dumpling's obsidian-like eyes rolled around, and it turned around and stretched out its pair of slender arms like lotus roots to Su Yifan, "Brother, my little legs say they are tired and want a hug!"

Su Yifan smiled indulgently, "Okay, let your brother hug you!"

As he spoke, he lifted the little dumpling up by her bottom with one hand.

The little girl originally thought that her third brother, like before she transmigrated, spent all his time in the laboratory and had no time to exercise, so he was in poor health and would soon be exhausted carrying her, a child weighing over 30 pounds, up a mountain.

Who knew that Su Yifan could carry her up the cliff village on the mountaintop in one go without even breaking a sweat?

The little dumpling was immediately a bit depressed.

At this moment, Yu Dahuzi, who was nearing his physical limit, announced breathlessly: "Next, we are going to move on to the most, most, most important part of today's event: choosing a house!"

The houses we've prepared are all in the homes of local villagers, but they're not for the baby, dad, or brothers to stay for free; we need to earn them through labor!

As he spoke, he turned his body to the side, revealing behind him a small mountain of corn piled up in the dam area, perfectly intact.

"We have one hour. The order in which each family selects their house will be determined by the weight of the corn they peel!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the children were already fully prepared to start the race, waiting for his command.

"Ready! Go!"

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