Su Yiqing handed the imperial green stone to Xiao Ruanruan, "Ruanruan, this is the stone you bought. What do you want to make it into?"
The little dumpling tilted its head and thought seriously for a moment, then counted on its chubby little fingers and said, "Ruanruan wants to carve it into eight beautiful jade pendants, one for each member of our family."
"Okay, big brother will find someone to carve it for you tomorrow!" Su Yiqing affectionately ruffled the little dumpling's soft hair.
"Thank you, big brother!" The little dumpling hugged Su Yiqing's neck and gave him a sweet kiss.
Su Yan, who was already feeling envious, instantly became even more sour.
She said pitifully, "Little sister, you praised the little brother and made the big brother smell good, so doesn't the fourth brother who worked so hard to rescue you tonight deserve to have a name?"
The little dumpling was just about to comfort her fourth brother.
Su Xiaowu said, "My sister told me long ago that we're not allowed to compete for favor. Su Laosi, you've broken the rules again! Sister, scold him!"
The little dumpling looked at her fourth brother, then at her youngest brother: ...
With a sweet smile and a tilt of her head, she said, "Fourth Brother, you haven't sung for Ruanruan to lull her to sleep in so long! Will you sing for Ruanruan today?"
"Great!" Su Yan, who had just been feeling wronged, suddenly beamed with joy.
He smugly snatched the little dumpling from Su Yiqing's arms and headed upstairs.
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the next day.
Learning from his previous experience attending the open day for Xiaotuanzi's parents, Su Yan wore large sunglasses and covered the lower half of his face with a large scarf this time. He carried Xiaotuanzi out of the car and quickly returned to the car.
After the little girl happily said goodbye to her older brothers and sisters who were going to the nearby primary school at the entrance of the gosling nursery, she was about to enter the classroom when Yan Yan rushed over and hugged her like a little cannonball.
He even put one leg on her swimming ring.
Yanyan's father turned around and shouted angrily at Yanyan's father, who was chasing after him: "Old Yutou, you can't beat my ass anymore, you've already lost this cute little baby like me.
I, Yu Yanyan, am now swearing, from this moment on, I am a soft little baby!
After shouting with great force, she said crisply to the little dumpling, "Softie's mommy, quick, protect your little baby!"
The little dumpling was still in a daze when Yu Yanyan pushed him to the front, to face Yanyan's dad who was holding a feather duster!
The little dumpling didn't have time to think much. She raised her rosy little face and said in a soft but serious voice, "Uncle, adults can't bully little babies. It's wrong of you to hit Yan Yan with the fluffy stuff. You have to sit up straight!"
“Yes, I’ll make sure you sit tight!” Yan Yan poked her little head out from behind the little dumpling and said proudly.
Just moments ago, Yan Yan's father, whose anger had subsided a little after being teased by the little dumpling, suddenly became furious again. He grabbed a feather duster and was about to pick up Yan Yan.
Seeing that even the little dumpling couldn't stop her dad, Yan Yan darted into the kindergarten like a little rabbit.
Why!
The little dumpling sighed heavily and looked at Yan Yan's dad earnestly, saying, "Yan Yan's dad, no matter what, I'm Yan Yan's mom now, and I also have the responsibility to educate Yan Yan."
Okay, Yan Yan's dad, you can put the feather duster away now. I'll have a good talk with Yan Yan at the gosling nursery later. You should go to work now!
Looking at his little dumpling's serious expression, Yan Yan's father felt a mix of amusement and disappointment, though there was also a slight sense of loss.
They're both four years old, but other kids speak so eloquently and make you feel comfortable.
His son is such a troublemaker; all he does is spout nonsense and get his wife beating him up!
When Xiao Ruanruan entered the classroom, she saw Yan Yan standing out like a crane among chickens, standing among a group of sitting children.
"Yan Yan, does your bottom hurt?" The little dumpling walked over and asked with an air of knowing the truth.
"Huh, Ruanruan, how did you know?" Yan Yan asked in surprise.
"Hehe!" The little dumpling grinned mischievously, revealing eight tiny, white teeth. "Because I'm a little fairy, I know everything!"
As she spoke, she took out a donut-shaped bottom cushion from her little schoolbag and handed it to Yan Yan.
Tears of emotion welled up in Yan Yan's bright eyes. "Ruan Ruan, you're so wonderful! You're my dearest mommy!"
At the same time, the other children at the table also cast admiring glances at Ruan Ruan.
"Ruanruan, you're so amazing! You actually knew Yan Yan was going to get a spanking."
"Ruanruan, are you really a little fairy? Do you know what I ate this morning?"
"puff--"
While asking the question with her stinky little mouth, her little bottom didn't stop either. A long, lingering stinky fart made all the surrounding children pinch their little noses.
The little dumpling pinched its nose with one tiny hand and mumbled, "The chives from seven in the morning..."
Chou Chou looked at the little dumpling with even more stars in her eyes, "Wow, Little Softie, you really are a little fairy! You're so amazing! Can you take me as your apprentice and teach me magic?"
"Bang!"
Little Chou Chou knelt down before the little dumpling and even kowtowed with extra reverence.
After the smell dissipated a little, Lu Wei glanced at Chou Chou, who was still respectfully crawling on the ground, and said in a serious tone, "Actually, not only does Ruan Ruan know that you ate chives this morning, but I do too. Do you want to become my apprentice?"
Chou Chou raised her head and stared at Lu Wei with wide eyes.
He seemed to be pondering the truth or falsehood of Lu Wei's words.
But after a moment, he realized what was happening.
She proudly tossed her little head and said, "Lu Lu, you're lying! You only found out after Ruan Ruan told you. You're a fake deity, Ruan Ruan is the real deity. I want to be Ruan Ruan's apprentice."
Just as he was pleading again to become a disciple, the other children, who finally dared to let go of his hand, said in unison, "We also know that you ate chives this morning."
The little dumpling blinked its big, sparkling eyes and explained in an adorable way, "Your big, smelly fart tastes just like chives!"
Her sullen little face flushed red, and after a few seconds of sulking, she sat down in her seat, puffing out her cheeks. "I'm never eating chive pancakes again!"
Just then, the teacher walked into the classroom with a book. "Children, today we're going to learn the poem 'The Goose.' Does anyone know it? Could you recite it for everyone?"
"I...I...I..." Yan Yan immediately raised her little paws high.
"Then let's have Yu Yanyan carry it for everyone!"
Yan Yan stood up proudly, swaying her head as she recited, "Goose, goose, goose, with its neck bent, it sings to the sky..."
Teacher Zhang Lan nodded in satisfaction.
However, the next second, the tone suddenly changed: "Red blood floating in green water, it tastes really good when grilled!"
After Yan Yan finished reciting, she smacked her lips, and many children's tears were already streaming down their faces.
Teacher Zhang Lan's face turned green. Could it be that the historical scene of the sun shining brightly in the sky has repeated itself?
What must she be thinking to ask Yu Yanyan to recite poems?
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