Everyone practically glued their faces to the screen to see what the flower string singer was holding.
But in the end, you can only see a rough outline.
[Back scratcher?]
[A feather duster?]
Does anyone have a feather duster that long? You'd have to pluck several chickens bare!
[Chicken: Are you being polite?]
It couldn't be a stick, could it?
[If it were a stick, I'd kowtow to the production team!]
Upstairs, I'll remember you!
The camera pans up, revealing a bulge in the middle of the bed, with a green dinosaur head hat visible at the very top.
It must be Hua Changle who is sleeping.
Hua Xiange grinned and raised her long right hand high.
Cheng Liang's silver light was dazzling!
[Holy crap, a javelin!!!]
This has shocked me for a hundred years!
[Wake up (not really) and send them away (that's right!)]
[Pack your family up for the journey – physically packed, cremated, and sent away!]
[What a clever way to pack up the whole family and leave!]
[I recorded the screen, can it be used as evidence? Hello? Someone's committed a crime!]
The lyrics are crazy too:
[Brother, brother, brother, calm down!]
Although she deserved to die, we can't kill her!!!
[As long as I pause, this spearhead won't plunge in!]
Outside the video, the other eight people all looked at Hua Xiange with strange eyes.
Hua Xiange remained calm and composed, as steady as an old dog.
Hua Changle's face was ashen, her expression numb.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Hua Xiange turned the spear around and used the stick instead.
A heavy thud landed on what looked like his buttocks, leaving a dent!
It's obvious that they definitely held back.
But it's still incredibly brutal!
Who actually beats their little sister flat with a stick?!
Just as the audience breathed a sigh of relief, Hua Xiange struck while the iron was hot!
"Bang bang bang!"
Three blows!
The bulge had been flattened, and the person on the bed remained completely still.
[...May you rest in peace. Bowing.jpg]
[Is Hua Chang Le still breathing?]
Did this show get insurance?
[…Something doesn’t seem right? He’s still not awake?]
Hua Xiange also felt something was off, and just as she was wondering what was going on...
A person slowly sat up in the gap between the bed and the wall. A familiar head slowly rose, its face showing extreme shock.
Flowery Joy?!
Hua Xiange was stunned: "What are you doing on the ground?"
Hua Changle glanced at the dented, horribly damaged quilt, then stared blankly up at the ceiling:
"Then, where should I be?"
Bullet comments:
You shouldn't be on the ground, you should be underground...
Hua Xiange hadn't reacted yet.
Hua Changle suddenly let out a mournful cry, lunged at the mound on the bed, yanked off the covers, grabbed the dinosaur-themed pajamas, and wailed loudly:
"Rabbit—"
My bunny! Are you okay? Are you dead? Are you still alive? Are you alright?
The camera freezes and zooms in.
It turned out that inside the dinosaur pajamas was a large rabbit plush toy.
It's already half flattened and hasn't bounced back...
Hua Changle brought 422 along, but little did he know, he would meet with an untimely death!
422, died (bushi)
In the video, a disheveled girl shakes the rabbit in her hand violently, her sorrowful expression overflowing the screen.
"Bunny! Why aren't you saying anything?"
Oh my god, your head is all deflated! Where's your cotton?
Bunny! How can I live without you? Waaaaah…
It's so heartbreaking that anyone who hears it will be saddened and will bring tears to their eyes!
The comments section was filled with laughter:
[Hahaha, I was terrified at first, but then this green dragon rabbit appeared and I burst out laughing!]
[What the heck is this green dragon and rabbit? Hahahaha]
[Playing the Flower String Song with a Stick to Beat My Sister, Funny Level: 10%]
Hua Changle fell asleep on the floor. Funny level: 100%;
The joke "Flowers often make people laugh and rabbits cry" is hilarious.
She gave her pajamas to her doll to wear! How cute!
[Freshly released emoji pack, feel free to take it.]
Bunny, are you dead?.jpg (Image shows a bunny's head shaking, leaving afterimages)
Cute and adorable headless rabbit.jpg (Image shows a rabbit with a sunken head)
I'll join too!
Eat Brother's Shot.gif
Bunny, how can I live without you? (gif)
Off-screen, everyone laughed too.
Nian Tujin laughed so hard she almost fell over, while Shen Xiao snorted and muttered "idiot," but couldn't help but smile.
Everyone was laughing hysterically, but at that moment, Hua Changle almost went crazy!
Holy crap, this bunny is a real bunny!!
"422! Are you still alive? Waaaaaah!"
I... am not dead...
"But your voice doesn't sound very good..."
【I am fine!
I'm going to kill this bastard!
He hit me! He hit me four times with a stick!!! My head is spinning!
"Pfft!" Hua Changle couldn't help but laugh and hugged 422, rubbing against it.
After laughing, she suddenly remembered the instigator and stared intently at Hua Xiange.
Hua Xiange stood with her hands behind her back, looking up and down, as if to say, "I'm very busy."
【Beautiful lady, don't think I didn't see it! You threw the javelin under the bed!】
At the end of the video, it clearly states: Hua Xiange's attempt to wake her up failed!
Because Hua Changle sat up from the ground for less than five seconds before collapsing onto the bed and crying like a rabbit.
Subsequently, this clip and the accompanying meme went viral and became a trending topic!
#Bunny, how can I live without you!#
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