Chapter 19201928 [Murderous Feast]
The more Curacao looked at him, the more familiar this boss looked to her, so familiar that she wanted to punch him and smash through the screen.
"'Criminal'..." Curacao remembered the identity of this game character, and suddenly felt that he had sorted out the situation:
"No wonder the final boss is a detective. Is this a game made by someone who hates detectives? That person might even have a grudge against Uzo.
"The reason why they dare not release it on a large scale is that the developers are worried about attracting the attention of detectives. Humph, it seems that this is not 'generating electricity for love', but 'generating electricity for hate'."
Thinking of this, Curacao suddenly became motivated.
——Who doesn't want to beat up Uzo?
She thought so anyway.
Curacao moved his fingers, his eyes slightly condensed, and his murderous aura was so strong that he couldn't beat up a real person, could he still beat up a character?
Normally, she just didn't bother to argue with Wu Zuo because he was still young, but now, since this character was delivered to her to be beaten, don't blame her for being rude.
Thinking of his half-ruined vacation and his lost love of movies, Curacao snorted coldly, advanced his role, and officially entered the battle.
There was a flash of light and shadows, and the sound of game buttons flew everywhere. Curacao was not so serious when he was chasing his target across four countries.
I thought it would be a fierce battle, but strangely, this Boss was actually very easy to beat, with the health bar that spanned the entire screen dropping down rapidly.
"I see. It's because you hate Uzo so much that you made this design to crush him." Curacao felt that he understood and couldn't help but start to comment:
"But this makes people feel very unfulfilled. And since this is a game for venting anger, shouldn't the boss be able to have blood gushing from his nose, screaming in pain, and finally having a bruised face when he's hit? But what's wrong with this special effect now?"
Curacao stared at the screen, not very satisfied: no matter how you look at it, this boss was based on Uzo, and even when he was beaten by her, there was no embarrassing scene.
To be more precise, judging from the screen alone, Jiang Xia was never hit at all - although he was losing health, no matter from which angle he was attacked, the detective could quickly turn around and block the player's weapon with his baton. If he scored a critical hit, he would sigh softly, revealing a compassionate and helpless expression.
...It makes Curacao look like a villain.
"Forget it, at least there's a health bar." In this "always feeling like something's missing" atmosphere, Curacao numbly watched Jiang Xia's health bar drop rapidly, "I want to see if he can still look like he deserves a beating when his health is at zero."
Finally, the health bar dropped to more than half.
Curacao held a lollipop in her mouth and planned to beat the man to death in one go. However, she realized belatedly that she was not a villain, but a clown.
——When the health reached half, Curacao's game character was lightly bounced away.
When she saw this, she didn't think there was anything wrong: It's normal for a Boss to change into different forms as its health decreases.
It seems that the creator still has some common sense and knows that the process of defeating the boss cannot be designed to be too boring, so he left some challenges for the players.
Let her see how this Uzo kid can escape from her beating after the stage changes... huh?
Unlike the common appearance of a boss explosion, in this game, Jiang Xia's behavior did not change at all. Instead, a buzzing helicopter fell from the top of the screen.
Curacao: “?”
She looked at this completely unroutine game in shock, and then saw a female student with short chestnut hair and wearing a high school uniform jump out of a helicopter, float down leisurely, and land accurately in Jiang Xia's arms.
The girl came over and slapped Jiang Xia on the face. Pink bubbles appeared around both of them. The next moment, Jiang Xia's health bar rose rapidly and returned to 100% in the blink of an eye.
Then the high school girl waved at the player, skipped away, and quickly disappeared at the edge of the screen.
Curacao: “…”
Curacao: “…”
Curacao: “???” What the hell!
She stared at the screen for two seconds, not believing it, and continued to beat the detective.
After finally reducing the health to 50%, the helicopter came again.
Curacao couldn't believe it: "What on earth were the developers thinking when they made the game into such an infuriating endless loop?!"
“不过这种为爱……为恨发电的人，脑回路奇葩一点也很正常，可能他是想反复多打几次——这游戏肯定有隐藏设定，下次我试试先揍那个女高中生。”
…
Even though this game is messed up and you can't hit people, the sense of rhythm and hitting is actually a bit weird.
Curacao gritted her teeth and tried countless times, and finally... her own health bar was at the bottom, and she fell to her knees in front of the detective.
Jiang Xia stepped forward, raised his hand and put it on the player's shoulder, patting him sympathetically.
Then the screen went dark.
A few big words jumped out.
[Please do not commit crimes.
——Justice will prevail]
“…”
The veins on Curacao's forehead were throbbing. He punched the cabinet next to him, and the cabinet door, which was broken in half, shook twice and fell miserably to the ground.
She stared at the screen for a long time, and finally, the thought of "killing this bastard detective" completely took over. Curacao abandoned her pride of "never reading guides" and turned to search for a way to pass the game.
After all, it was a niche game with not many users. After searching for a long time and even using a little hacking skills, Curacao finally hacked into a private forum.
The good news is that she found the ending information in the forum.
The bad news is that she discovered that this was actually a losing game.
“…”
In addition, what made Curacao most unbelievable was that other users didn't think anything of this rubbish game that was enough to cause a "developer murder incident."
Instead, users were discussing the heroic look of the detective dodging attacks, and the way the detective patted the player on the shoulder... The only complaint was that the image of the high school girl who saved the situation on the helicopter could not be adjusted... In conclusion, this game was rated very highly!
A vein popped out on Curacao's forehead and he almost burst the handle.
...It was a good vacation, but most of the time was wasted here. She really couldn't swallow this.
Curacao put his hand on his forehead and pondered for a moment, then suddenly an idea came to him.
——By the way, isn't there another route?
If you choose "Criminal", you will be beaten up by the detective. On the other hand, if you choose "Reckless Detective", will you be able to see the detective being beaten up? Maybe you can also see him being handcuffed and taken to the police station for disturbing the animal evidence.
Most of the game users seem to be fans of Jiang Xia, so not many people discuss the other route, and there is a lack of relevant information in the forum.
Curacao speculates that this is because in the other route, if the detective doesn't play well, he will be frustrated, so users don't like to watch it.
…But it doesn’t matter.
She loves to watch.
(End of this chapter)
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