Chapter 11 Will You Still Love Me If I Got Bald? (11)
Bai Yao held his face and rubbed it hard on purpose. He was not angry, but laughed happily.
He was often silly and could not even solve simple math problems. She was the one who taught him basic addition and subtraction. It made her wonder if his worrying IQ would be passed on to the next generation if she had a child with him. But he could always be easily pleased by her little gestures. He was
so easy to please.
So the issue of his worrying IQ could be put aside for the time being.
It was over. Bai Yao felt as if she had been infected by his stupidity.
Shen Ji looked at Bai Yao's sad face. He was still being rubbed on the face by the girl, so he could only ask vaguely: "Yaoyao, what's wrong?"
Bai Yao lay on his back in frustration and said sadly: "I feel like we are going to become a stupid couple."
Shen Ji comforted her, "Yaoyao always gets first place in every exam, she is not stupid at all."
Bai Yao immediately recovered her spirits, "Yes, this lady is smart. If I were stupid, There are no smart people in this world."
Shen Ji nodded in agreement, "Yes, Yaoyao is the smartest person in the world."
Bai Yao pinched his face, "Just complement you."
Shen Ji reacted for a while before he understood her implication. He pursed his lips and said unsatisfactorily: "I'm not stupid either."
Bai Yao smiled and asked: "What is five plus five?"
Shen Ji thought seriously, his brows wrinkled, but he still couldn't come up with an answer.
Bai Yao stretched out one of her hands in front of him, with five fingers spread out. She taught him, "Count, how many fingers are there on one hand?"
Shen Ji counted one by one, "One, two, three, four, five."
Every time he counted a number, Bai Yao took back a finger. When she clenched one of her hands into a fist, she asked him again: "How many?"
Shen Ji said: "Five."
Bai Yao stretched out her other hand in front of him and asked him, "One hand has five fingers, and this hand also has five fingers. You continue to count from five to the back."
Shen Ji counted to ten.
Bai Yao shook both hands in front of his eyes, "So five plus five equals ten, right?"
Shen Ji nodded in sudden enlightenment.
Bai Yao poked his face, "You said you are not stupid, but I still need to teach you such a simple addition."
Shen Ji was not convinced. He opened his mouth and bit one of Bai Yao's fingers into his mouth. Bai Yao was startled by his sudden action.
He spoke indistinctly, "If you eat one, it will not be equal to ten."
His teeth seemed to have really used strength, and Bai Yao cried out: "It hurts!"
Shen Ji subconsciously opened his mouth.
Bai Yao desperately wiped the saliva on her finger onto his clothes, "Shen Ji, are you a dog? Are you vicious?"
There was a shallow tooth mark on her finger. She said angrily: "If you dare to bite off my hand, I will chop you with a knife!"
If he bit off her finger, she would just chop him with a knife instead of breaking up with him.
Really, she must love him very much.
Shen Ji's body was tense with excitement. He changed his route decisively and walked into the side path with the girl on his back. There was a rose bush here. Because it had been abandoned for many years and no one took care of it, the flowers and plants here grew wildly. The thorns on the branches and leaves were even more brutal than those of ordinary roses.
However, Shen Ji was not afraid of the pain that the thorns would bring him. He strode into the bush. Bai Yao was put on the grass almost in the next second. Before she could ask him what was going on, a young man had already covered her.
His body, which usually looks thin, is very strong at this moment. He rubs against her like an impatient big dog, "Yaoyao, kiss me, kiss me..."
In fact, he can kiss her on his own initiative, but he just wants her to take the initiative. That feeling is very different, which makes him feel comfortable and exciting.
A rose with thorns drooped down because of the boy's messy movements. When it was about to fall on the girl's face, the boy raised his hand and grabbed it.
Even if the thorny flower pierced the skin, he seemed to have no pain. His hand was very steady. Bai Yao could clearly feel that all the dangers in the world were separated from her at this moment.
The surge of adrenaline swallowed up the girl's reserve. She raised her hand to hold his face and bit him hard.
So, the big dog finally calmed down.
The dormitory manager of Building B is an old auntie. She has poor eyesight, so unruly boys can always sneak in with their girlfriends when the dormitory manager is not paying attention.
Bai Yao limped into the dormitory. Some dead grass was mixed in her long black hair. Her beautiful new skirt was stained with flower juice, which was the juice when the rose was crushed. In short, she has never been so wild. Shen Ji followed
behind her, "Yaoyao, your feet are uncomfortable, let me help you take a bath."
Bai Yao replied with a word "get out". The wound at the corner of her lip was hurt, and she closed the bathroom door mercilessly.
Shen Ji had just bitten the corner of her lip by accident. He felt that he was wrong and knew that he was dirty, so he didn't dare to sit on Bai Yao's bed. Instead, he moved a chair and placed it at the door of the bathroom. He sat on the chair, hugged his legs with his hands, curled up in a ball, stared at the bathroom door without blinking, waiting for the person inside to come out.
Bai Yao took a shower and changed into a comfortable nightgown. She came out in slippers and the first thing she saw when she opened the door was the abandoned eyes of a big dog.
Shen Ji immediately jumped up, grabbed her hand, and asked her to sit on the edge of the bed, "Yaoyao, I'll put a Band-Aid on you."
He turned around and found a small box in the drawer of the desk, and found a Band-Aid among a pile of sundries. Then he ran back with eager eyes, sat on the ground, and held up Bai Yao's injured foot.
He was very familiar with her room. For a moment, Bai Yao wondered if this was her dormitory or his dormitory?
Shen Ji first blew gently on the wound on her heel, then tore off the Band-Aid and put it on gently.
This is what he and Bai Yao learned. In the past, when Bai Yao saw a scratch on his hand, she did the same thing, blowing gently on the wound first, and then putting on the Band-Aid.
He is not very smart, but at least he has a good ability to imitate.
Bai Yao felt a little better. She wanted to smile, but it hurt the wound at the corner of her lip. The skin there was broken and it was still red. So she got angry again. She raised her foot and stepped on his face. "If you bite me like this again next time, I will step on you to death!" Shen
Ji was stunned for a moment. He didn't know what he was thinking. He hugged Bai Yao's calf, his expression was moved, and his eyes were full of tears. "Yaoyao, you are so nice."
She was so angry, but she still wanted to reward him like this.
If this is not love, what else can it be!