Chapter 01 Loudspeaker

Jing Yi opened his eyes and found two big white faces standing in front of him.

He rubbed his aching head, stood up, and found himself standing on a gloomy bridge. The sky was dim, the wind was gusting, and there was not even a piece of vegetation to be seen. It was so desolate that it made people feel cold.

There is such a place in the tourist town?

Jing Yi remembered that he went on a graduation trip with his classmates. In the evening, he climbed an unknown mountain. Halfway through, he encountered heavy rain and mudslides. He and his classmates got separated. He closed his eyes and opened them, and arrived at this ghost place.

He was about to ask the two guys beside him where this place was and whether they had seen the classmates who were traveling with him.

When he turned around, he was stunned.

These were not people at all.

They were clearly two ghosts in horror stories.

The two men were one black and one white, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin. Together, they looked like a crudely made gossip plate.

The two impermanences looked completely different from what he knew. The white impermanence had a smiling face, was tall and thin, and although his face was pale, the tall hat on his head read "First sight brings wealth", which made people feel good at first sight. The black

impermanence...

He was small and dark, with a fierce face, a broad and fat body, holding shackles and handcuffs in his hands, baring his teeth, and looked like he would wave his arms and jump up to tear people to pieces at any time.

Seeing the two gentlemen look so dignified, Jing Yi was not afraid, but moved closer: "Am I dreaming? Or am I dead?"

The chain clanged, and Hei Wuchang made a judgment in a deep voice: "You are dead."

Jing Yi turned his head away: "Nonsense, the fortune teller said that I will live a long life!"

Hei Wuchang was stunned by his bullying.

It was rare to challenge Wuchang these days, so it was new. He didn't react for a while, staring blankly.

Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "Then you may have been fooled. The Book of Life and Death cannot be wrong. Mr. Zhao XX, you have indeed been confirmed dead at 2:01:15 pm on July 1, 2024. This is your death notice. Please sign it." A

white A4 paper fell from the sky and landed in front of Jing Yi. He glanced at the "Death Notice", then looked at the two Wuchang, and then looked at the notice. After two rounds, he raised his face with an innocent look: "But I'm not Zhao XX."

"..." "

..."Ah.

"..."Hiss.

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Ten minutes later, Jing Yi sat bored at the head of the Naihe Bridge, his feet dangling in the air, his expression calm and quiet, without any look of a victim.

The culprits who brought him here, the two Lords of the Impermanence, had been chatting in a corner for ten minutes.

Jing Yi waited for a while, but couldn't sit still anymore, so he jumped down: "Two Lords of the Impermanence? Have you discussed it? If you delay any longer, my body will be frozen."

The Black and White Impermanence turned their faces away without saying anything, and their expressions were no longer as fierce and evil as before, but instead mixed with a little subtle caution.

Jing Yi narrowed his eyes sharply, huh? Something is going on.

As he was thinking, Hei Wuchang came over with a gleaming look in his eyes, and said in a voice as hoarse as a bell: "You can't go back."

Jing Yi: "Why?"

Hei Wuchang: "You're dead."

Jing Yi blinked: "But you caught the wrong person. My situation... should be considered a wrongful death. Aren't you afraid that I will be full of resentment and come after you two to take your lives?"

Hei Wuchang: "..."

This is the first time I heard that someone wants to come after Wuchang to take his life. What a joke.

Bai Wuchang coughed lightly, and said with a face that had no expression except a smile: "It's like this. We see that you have amazing bones and natural beauty, so we decided to give you a blessing and allow you to choose a new body to be reborn. You can choose any family background you want. What do you think?"

Jing Yi pursed his lips and looked at him.

Bai Wuchang: "I'll also get a golden finger after rebirth, dear?"

There is no free lunch in the world. Jing Yi narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the two of them for a while: "Actually, you two seduced the wrong soul, and then found that I couldn't be put back, so you just found a random body to fool me?"

I'm a smart college student who has received nine years of compulsory education. I'm not easy to fool. Jing Yi clicked his tongue.

Bai Wuchang was not bothered by being exposed, and admitted it openly: "Yes, once the soul is seduced, the person is dead, and even we can't bring it back to life. If you want to live, you can only be reborn in a borrowed body. In order to make up for our mistake, we can give you the greatest convenience in your reborn identity."

Jing Yi found another way: "Can't I just reincarnate?"

Anyway, he had no relatives or lovers before he died, and he was free to come and go, and live and die as he pleased.

Maybe he can be reborn into a good family. After all, he has never done anything bad. The day before yesterday, he helped three old ladies cross the road in one breath!

Hei Wuchang sneered with a stiff face: "Do you think Mengpo soup is pearl milk tea in the world of the living, and you can drink it whenever you want? Ghosts crossing the bridge must be authenticated with their real names. You are not Zhao XX. If the identities don't match, aren't you going to drag us both to be punished?"

Jing Yi suddenly realized and pointed with his finger: "Oh~~ So you will be punished for hooking the wrong soul~?"

Hei Wuchang: "..."

This rippling and long tone is very annoying!

Bai Wuchang acted as a peacemaker and continued to persuade: "Mr. Jing, the matter has become a foregone conclusion. You should think about your identity in rebirth."

That's right.

It's scary to hear that a good person is entangled with two impermanent ghosts on the Naihe Bridge. He should leave early.

Besides, he can freely choose his identity, which is no different from reincarnation, and he can also save the trouble of growing up. It's a great benefit!

Jing Yi rubbed his hands quietly and began to think about what benefits he wanted.

After waiting for a while, Bai Wuchang saw that his brows were relaxed and he seemed to be a little moved, so he asked quickly: "How about it, Mr. Jing, have you considered it?"

Jing Yi pondered for a moment, and said: "I want to be a president, the kind that can make millions of dollars every minute, I want to experience the happiness of a rich man."

"I want a top Michelin chef to prepare three meals for me every day, I have to drive a Maybach when I travel, I have to hire three drivers, and I have to live in a beautiful place that is convenient for me to swim, ski, fish, golf and other high-end sports."

"Oh, and I also want a group of friends who like to have parties, so that every day I can have different fun. By the way, I also want a superpower. If I have to work, the superpower can directly help me handle everything, so that I can fish on the top floor of the skyscraper. And, and, and..."

Hei Wuchang couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted him: "You are stuck here with me and the two of us?!"

Wow, this Hei Wuchang is still a Northeast Silver?

Jing Yi shrank his neck after being yelled at, turned his head and looked at the other side of the Naihe Bridge, and made a gesture to leave: "Meng Po is on the other side, right? Since I'm here, I'll go over and say hello to her."

Heibai Wuchang: !!! !!!

God, you're here.

Is this the front door of your house? You're still saying hello, why don't you go to heaven to see the Jade Emperor! The two impermanence cursed in their hearts.

Is there anything more terrifying than a wrong soul? Yes, that is when the wrong soul threatens to report to the top boss!

If they are found out, it will be a big deal, they will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell to serve hard labor.

Bai Wuchang quickly grabbed Jing Yi, his tone softened a lot, and with his smile, Jing Yi's anger was mostly gone.

Bai Wuchang wiped the sweat from his forehead and whispered, "Mr. Jing, you can make conditions, but please don't be outrageous."

Jing Yi blinked: "Are my requests outrageous?" Hei Wuchang

gritted his teeth: "...What do you think!"

Jing Yi touched his chin and thought: "Well, I won't make it too difficult for you. The identity I want is also simple. I'm about the same age as me, and I'm a man... You can't give me a female body, otherwise I will come to Meng Po to complain. I hold a grudge."

Wuchang: "..."

Jing Yi He started counting on his fingers: "You need to have a good background, a rich family, and no worries about food and drink. It would be best if you also have a decent job, and a monthly income of... just 100,000, after tax. I am a good citizen who abides by the rules and laws."

Hei Wuchang was a little upset: "You just said you wanted to be a president! How come you changed your mind again? My monthly salary is not even 100,000 ghost coins, what do you rely on!"

Jing Yi pouted unconvincedly: "Being a president is too work-like, and if I become the president, the company will be at risk of bankruptcy. I regret it, isn't it okay? What kind of service attitude do you have?"

"..."

Hei Wuchang was very angry.

Nowadays, there are still people who fight with Wuchang, it's really infuriating!

Bai Wuchang was still smiling, but that smile looked so stiff: "Go on."

Jing Yi: "There should be many big guys around me, preferably business, politics, law and gangs. After all, I am unfamiliar with the place. If I get into trouble, it would be good for someone to save me, hehe."

The two Wuchang turned their faces away in tacit understanding, no more laughing.

With your little mouth, you must have offended people to death in the past day.

Hei Wuchang couldn't help but want to curse again.

Fortunately, Bai Wuchang was still sober and held him tightly, not giving Jing Yi more opportunities to take advantage of the situation.

He finally realized that this time he was not the soul, but a hot potato, and he couldn't hit or scold him, which was so frustrating.

He sent him away quickly.

Jing Yi continued to nag: "The employer should not be too nice. I like to be paid to humiliate me at any time. And he should be handsome. After all, everyone has the responsibility to beautify the environment. It is best not to let me work overtime. I don't like to smell too much like work. There should be nothing else. I will add more when I remember... By the way, you just said that you can get a golden finger for rebirth?"

Jing Yi stared at Bai Wuchang with bright eyes, looking forward to it.

Bai Wuchang's smile, which has not changed for thousands of years, almost couldn't be suppressed.

But in order to send Jing Yi away as soon as possible, he took out a stack of long cards from his pocket and told them to Jing Yi one by one: "This one, invincible beauty, fascinated by everyone."

Jing Yi touched his chin and shook his head: "I'm already good-looking enough, next one."

"..."

Bai Wuchang: "This one, extraordinary magic weapon, attack power against the sky."

Jing Yi: "No, no, such a brutal weapon, I can't even pass the security check."

"..."

Bai Wuchang gritted his teeth: "Seeing through?"

Jing Yi said in disdain: "That will make you have chicken eyes. There is no such thing as a Midas Touch, an elixir of life, etc."

Even Bai Wuchang, who has a good temper, was so angry that he almost threw things: "Who do you think I am? The reincarnation of Nuwa?"

Jing Yi: "Okay, okay, then you continue."

Bai Wuchang could hardly hold back his smile: "Gold medal lawyer?"

Jing Yi: "No, I'm not good at talking."

There is simply no one better than you, okay! Throw! Bai Wuchang

was so angry that his hands shook, and he took out another one: "Special teacher?"

Jing Yi was shocked, shaking his head like a windshield wiper: "I just graduated and you want me to go back to school? No, no."

"..."

Damn it, do you still want to be reborn? You don't want this or that. Do you still want to be reborn as the Jade Emperor? !

Bai Wuchang suppressed his anger and continued to flip the cards: "This one, loudspeaker..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a black shadow suddenly flash out from the corner of his eye, took out the card to seal Jing Yi's mouth, and then kicked the picky ghost in front of him into the pond of rebirth beside the bridge.

Jing Yi didn't check for a moment and fell flat on the water.

Then he slowly sank to the bottom of the water.

Bai Wuchang: "..." Puff.

Hei Wuchang clapped his hands: "Done, if you listen to him anymore, I would rather go to the eighteenth level of hell to do hard labor."

Bai Wuchang froze in place, seemingly not reacting yet.

Hei Wuchang then remembered something: "By the way, what kind of golden finger did you give that kid? I didn't hear it clearly."

Bai Wuchang paused for a few seconds and moved his lips: "A loudspeaker." Hei Wuchang

scratched his head: "What is that?"

Bai Wuchang spread his hands honestly: "I don't know, no one has used it, it's very unpopular."

Hei Wuchang said indifferently: "Never mind, he has been reborn anyway, let's go find that guy named Zhao first. This time, be careful and don't make any more mistakes..."

Two figures, one black and one white, gradually walked away.

Jing Yi fell into the warm pool, feeling powerless and weightless. When a burst of white light came, he passed out.