Chapter 68 I'm a joke

Because of a high fever, Jing Yi couldn't go out for the time being. He grew hair at home for three days. The farthest distance he walked every day was from the bed to the living room. He became a lazy salted fish.

[So boring~]

Jing Yi was browsing his mobile phone to shop online. He was now well-off and didn't care much about the price and reviews when buying things. He just bought what he liked. The joy of opening the express delivery could adjust his hairy day.

In this world, online shopping is developed, and express delivery basically arrives the next day. This morning, Jing Yi received several text messages again.

He lay on the sofa, crossed his legs, and swung his feet.

Just after placing two orders, a message popped up on the chat software - [Young Master invites you to join the group chat, come and chat!]

Hmm?

What group?

Jing Yi turned over and lay on his stomach, picked up a cherry from the tea table and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing while checking the group -

[Group name tentative (4)]

Jing Yi:?

[Young Master: Jing Yi Jing Yi, welcome to the group~]

Jing Yi: Oo? What is this?

With a curious heart, he clicked on the group members and found that except for Li Wenzhao, all three brothers of the Li family were in it, neatly lined up.

What's going on? Are they going to start an uprising? Starting with isolating the eldest master?

Before Jing Yi could decide whether to be a spy, he saw the three young masters in the group become active.

[Li Xu: What group is this? ]

[Young Young Master: Private activity group, don’t talk, listen to me! ]

[Li Ting: ...If you have something to say, come on. ]

After a pause, Li Mingzhi sent a message.

[Young Young Master: The latest notice, we are going to have a sister-in-law! ]

[Li Ting: ? ]

[Li Xu: What nonsense. ]

[Young Young Master: It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes! ]

Jing Yi: ?

He and the eldest young master are not close in front of others, where did Li Mingzhi see it?

[Young Master: A few days ago, my elder brother attended the launch ceremony of my show. I went to the hotel that night and saw my elder brother carrying a boy out of the room! It was a boy!]

[Young Master: He was sick, and I drove them to the hospital.]

…

[Li Excited: Did you see that?]

[Young Master: Second brother, don’t disbelieve me, I saw it with my eyes wide open!]

[Li Excited: …]

[Li Ting: Huh, my elder brother looks silent and aloof, but I didn’t expect him to be so serious in private? He made me dizzy? ]

[Young Master changes the name of the group to the Four-member Group Looking for Brother and Sister-in-law]

Jing Yi: “…”

The three young masters are too idle. Why don’t they do something else with this energy? Why do they have to focus on gossip, and they are digging up scandals about their own eldest brother.

Or they are just eating too much salt.

[Li Pause: Where is Jing Yi, why don’t you say anything, when did a boy appear by the eldest brother’s side?]

Jing Yi was too nervous to lie down, so he sat up with his legs crossed and typed carefully——

[Long Sleeping Lazy: No. ]

Li Xi quickly expressed his opinion: [You have been with the eldest brother for so long, and you didn’t find anything? ]

[Long Sleeping Lazy: Not at all. ]

[Lie Ting changes the group name to "Shun Ge Mo Sao Four-Man Group"]

Jing Yi: "..."

The group name is getting more and more frivolous, and the three brothers of the Li family seem to be going further and further on the road of eating melons.

[……]

[Lie Xu: Third brother, be serious. ]

[Lie Xu changes the group name to "Trampling Iron Shoes to Find Sister-in-Law"]

Jing Yi: "..."

The second young master is not much better than the third young master.

[Young Master: Typing is too troublesome, let's meet and talk later, it's convenient and fast, and we can sort out clues together. ]

Li Ting and Li Xu both agreed.

Maybe it was because Li Wenzhao's romantic scandal was too rare, and the three brothers couldn't hide the impulse to dig into the matter, and they had to dig the person out.

Jing Yi dared not go to such a gathering, fearing that he would be infected by the madness of the three young masters: [I won’t go. I have had a cold and fever these days and am in quarantine in the city.]

[Young Master: Why are you sick too?]

[Pause: Wait, Xiao Si, which hospital did you send Big Brother to?]

[Young Master: Capital City Hospital.]

[Pause: That’s not right. I checked the medical records of that day and didn’t see any suspicious people. It seems that Big Brother erased the medical records himself, but I did find an interesting thing…]

Jing Yi was worried. How could he forget that one of the necessary technical means for a domineering CEO is to be able to check the records of medical treatment, boarding, and renting a house at any time, so that he can set up a net at any time to catch his runaway bride.

The Third Young Master wouldn’t…find him out, right?

[Young Master: Third brother, have you found out something? Tell us now.]

Jing Yi: Gulp.

[Pause: Butler Jing, you have a high fever of 39.8 degrees. Your brain must have been cooked, right? Gaga gaga gaga gaga gaga...]

Jing Yi: “…………”

He felt relieved.

You three can investigate, but one of you keeps silent. If you keep going like this, you will never find the cause in your lifetime. After talking nonsense

in the group, Jing Yi relaxed completely. Not only did the three young masters not suspect him, they had already started to rule him out from outer space.

Time slipped to the afternoon unknowingly. Jing Yi got up and ran to the door of the study to see that Li Wenzhao was still in a meeting.

This international conference started at eight in the morning. Li Wenzhao spoke fluent foreign language and was very professional. He could handle it alone. His pronunciation was like an audio tape. Jingyi felt dizzy after listening to it for a while. He quietly retracted his mind and left without disturbing anyone.

The eldest son worked hard to earn money to support his family, so he should work hard to lie down and recuperate.

At dinner time, Jing Yi was thinking about what to buy, and Fan Ming called, "Butler Jing, President Li asked me to deliver the documents to his home. If it

's convenient, please open the door for me later." Jing Yi was of course convenient, and his voice had recovered, so he agreed straightforwardly: "Okay."

Remembering something, Jing Yi added: "Can you do me a favor, Secretary Fan?"

Fan Ming: "Of course, please go ahead."

"A batch of goods has arrived, and the organization has decided to send you to take over."

Fan Ming: "?"

Jing Yi: "We've sent you the code."

Fan Ming was silent for a long time, and said speechlessly: "Butler Jing, if you want me to help pick up the express, just tell me directly, why are you beating around the bush."

​​He was so excited that he thought the young mistress had done something illegal behind the young master's back. As a direct participant, he should report it, report it, and report it.

It's so difficult.

Fortunately, Butler Jing knows his limits.

After talking with Fan Ming, Jing Yi immediately called the star-rated restaurant downstairs to order food. He was sick these few days, and the meals were delivered by this restaurant. They tasted very good. In order to thank Secretary Fan for helping him pick up the express, he added two servings of Ma You Yu and Sichuan pepper pork ribs that Secretary Fan loved.

Twenty minutes later, Fan Ming came with a package and documents.

Li Wenzhao had just finished a meeting and discussed some work matters with Fan Ming. Jingyi sat cross-legged on the carpet and opened the package.

After opening the package, the three of them had a happy meal together.

Jingyi was not completely recovered from his illness, and some spicy foods were placed far away by Li Wenzhao, leaving him no chance to pick up his chopsticks.

In fact, Jingyi didn't really want to eat, but after being reminded by Li Wenzhao in such a big way, he found those things more attractive no matter how he looked at them. He

wanted to eat.

"I'm fine." Jingyi said.

Li Wenzhao was unmoved, "To avoid a recurrence of the disease, you should abstain from food for two more days." Jing Yi narrowed his eyes.

He suspected that Li Wenzhao thought he was made of glass. That was not right. Even if he was not as good as steel, he was still made of cement. How could a minor cold make him abstain from food? Li Wenzhao was shocked. Li Wenzhao paused, "Swearing?" [……] Jing Yi was stunned, lowered his head, and ate rice with chopsticks. Fan Ming didn't say a word the whole time. He was too nervous to reach for his chopsticks. There it was again, that weird atmosphere. Jing Yi couldn't eat what he wanted, and the back of his neck suddenly grew rebellious. He rolled his eyes and set his sights on the silent Fan Ming: "Secretary Fan, do you want to eat seafood? It's too far to reach, I can help you..." He stretched out his chopsticks and took the fish and the plate away before him. Jing Yi: "..." Li Wenzhao knew his little tricks too well, so he intercepted them in advance and brought the grilled fish full of red peppers to a place where Jing Yi couldn't reach. The young housekeeper immediately wilted. It's not that Li Wenzhao was cruel, but most of the dishes on the table were spicy and stimulating. If he let the young housekeeper eat them, he would probably turn into a quacking duck overnight... Li Wenzhao raised his eyebrows when he saw Jing Yi's hand ready to move. "Which dish have you set your sights on?" Jing Yi paused, then turned his head and grabbed the edge of the table with a guilty conscience. "I don't have any. I wanted to get a napkin." Jing Yi reached out to the napkin box and pulled it out three times with great force. Li Wenzhao looked at his hand meaningfully, which suddenly turned in the middle of the process. "I misunderstood you." Jing Yi pouted and said, "I forgive you." Li Wenzhao: "…………" The brief and intense conversation at the table ended. Fan Ming didn't dare to say anything. He left immediately after the meal and didn't dare to stay for a minute longer. After everyone left, Jing Yi lay on the edge of the table, rolling a cup with his hand, and said tentatively, "When there are outsiders around, can you give me a little face?" [You manage me like a child. How will Secretary Fan look at me? Li Wenzhao was putting the dishes into the kitchen, and was stunned when he heard this: "What face do you want?" Jing Yi curled his lips: "The face of an adult." Li Wenzhao took out the napkin from under his elbow, raised his hand and pushed him to sit on the chair: "Don't worry, in Fan Ming's eyes, you are not an adult, at least not mentally." Jing Yi said directly, "A good guy! So you have been treating me like a child all this time?" "Not really." A hand reached out from the side of his head and gently poked his puffy cheeks, poking back the angry expression on his face: "You are a happy fruit, everyone who sees you wants to laugh." Jing Yi's heart moved: "Oh, it turns out that I am a joke." Li Wenzhao: "..." Li Wenzhao was accustomed to his brain circuits, and said in a contemptuous voice, "Master of Understanding." Jing Yi moved his lips and pushed the hand stuck on his face, "Master of Understanding's face is about to be poked by you." "It's not that easy to break." Li Wenzhao was stunned, but did not retract his hand, but pinched Jing Yi's face instead. It felt strangely good. He pinched it again. Jing Yi: "..." Li Wenzhao lowered his palm, forming an arc, and put Jing Yi's chin in it, holding his face and turning it around: "Don't run around when you go out recently, follow me closely." Jing Yi's chin moved in his palm: "Why?" "Shen Group is on its last breath, I'm afraid he will do something desperate." So soon? Didn't we see Shen Shubai jumping around a few days ago, and even tried to sneak into Jing's house to poke his tires. How come his luck is about to end? Jing Yi grabbed his arm: "How did you do it?" Li Wenzhao kept it a secret: "You will know when the time comes." Jing Yi: "?" ·

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Jing Yi found out about Li Wenzhao's secret in just two days.

He didn't know what Li Wenzhao did in private, but when he recovered and returned to the company, the whole company was discussing the collapse of Shen Group.

——Shen Shubai, the big boss of Shen Group, is suspected of colluding with the leader of the Xiguo fraud to make illegal profits!

——Shen Shubai and the actress Qin Ningning broke up!

——Shen's new female secretary was seriously injured and hospitalized. It is suspected that she was beaten by the boss for a long time. The police have intervened in the investigation...

When the news came out, it was shocking. The people in the capital were shocked, and even Li's security guards were talking about it.

Jing Yi was stunned...

Word Mom.

Seven days in the mountains is a thousand years in the world.

How could Shen Shubai collapse so quickly? Has the protagonist's halo expired?

Just these three points are enough to put Shen Shubai on the fire.

The news fermented and spread rapidly within a week, and the impact was so wide that even the dogs on the roadside had to bark twice.

Jing Yi knew that Li Wenzhao must have been behind it.

For a time, Shen's stock price plummeted.

This made the already poor company even worse.

What surprised Jing Yi the most was that the heroine Qin Ningning actually broke up with Shen Shubai? The official CP has been dismantled, how will this novel be ruined? Will the world suddenly collapse one day, and all of them will become scraps of paper in the novel world and disappear into an unknown space.

No wonder Wuchang chose to throw him here, it is indeed a perfect place to destroy corpses and traces!

Jing Yi occupied Li Wenzhao's long desk, reading the news on his top-of-the-line office computer, the mouse rolling smoothly.

The incident had just broken out, and there was no sign of further development, so Jing Yi casually grabbed the mouse and rubbed it gently, then rested his chin on his hand and stared blankly.

The door creaked.

Fan Ming walked in: "Butler Jing, I'm here to get the documents for President Li."

Jing Yi was lost in thought and did not respond.

After Fan Ming got the corresponding documents, Jing Yi was still sitting in a chair in a daze. Fan Ming couldn't help but speak: "Butler Jing?"

"...Hmm?" Jing Yi came back to his senses.

Fan Ming: "You've been in a daze here for a long time."

"Did you?"

"Yes." Fan Ming reminded: "President Li's mouse has been almost made into pulp by you."

Jing Yi let go: "..."

"Is there anything I can help you with?" Fan Ming asked.

Jing Yi lay on the table and said lazily: "The eldest master is so quick. I haven't figured out how to deal with Shen Shubai yet, and he's almost killed me." Fan Ming

smiled: "Boss Li is always like this."

Jing Yi patted the table with regret, raised his head, and said: "It's a pity that I have a lot of plans, but I really don't have a good talent."

"..." Fan Ming: "Talent is not, met."

Jing Yi: "Did I say it wrong?"

"Yeah."

"What did you say?"

"Talent is not."

"..." Then he was really too happy.

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The news about Shen's was flying all over the Internet. Jing Yi was very obedient and didn't run outside. In order to prevent Shen Shubai from doing something dirty, Li Wenzhao strengthened the security inside and outside Shen's. Jing Yi didn't even order takeout, and ate in the company cafeteria honestly.

"Is it my illusion?" Jing Yi looked around the cafeteria: "I think the cafeteria is a bit too lively today."

Li Wenzhao was not surprised: "I have taken over all the projects that Shen's company has gone bankrupt recently. Many of them are semi-finished products, and I can get commissions steadily."

Oh, so he wants to make a fortune.

No wonder, when he made a fortune, he had several beautiful dreams overnight, and they were all different.

When he walked into the cafeteria, the noisy atmosphere just now disappeared immediately, as if the mute button was pressed.

Jing Yi was not used to being watched while eating, but when he was with Li Wenzhao, he would always be scanned by other people's eyes, and he didn't enjoy his meal and didn't finish it.

Li Wenzhao noticed that he had a poor appetite: "No appetite?"

"No." Jing Yi pursed his lips while holding the plate: "I'm afraid that I won't be in their eyes."

After half an hour of eating, the X-ray film was scanned dozens of times.

"..."

Li Wenzhao choked for a moment, feeling distressed and amused, "Let's go, go back to the office first, and ask Fan Ming to prepare some afternoon tea in the afternoon."

"Okay." Jing Yi was revived instantly, turned around and stood up,... Bang! Snap. Clank.

The

plate fell to the ground.

Before Jing Yi could react, Li Wenzhao grabbed his arm and supported his lower back: "Are you okay?"

He was fine, but his clothes were wet. Jing Yi was not careful for a moment and bumped into a passing employee, and was splashed with soup bowls.

"Yes, sorry." The girl behind him turned pale with fright, "I didn't notice you, sorry, sorry."

Jing Yi's position was close to the aisle, and he suddenly stood up and bumped into a female employee passing by. He waved his hands: "I bumped into you, so I should apologize."

The girl looked at Li Wenzhao and her face turned pale: "But your clothes are wet, I will help you wash... or I will pay you for the cleaning fee."

"No, I just change it." Jing Yi picked up the wet and sticky clothes and moved uncomfortably.

The girl trembled.

Li Wenzhao said: "Let's go back to the office first, there are spare clothes there."

Jing Yi: "Okay."

After

leaving the cafeteria and entering the elevator, in order to avoid the wet clothes from getting on his skin, Jing Yi held his clothes and pants and walked in a strange posture.

He asked, "When will the office have spare clothes for me?"

Li Wenzhao pressed the elevator button and took him in: "There are spare clothes for me."

Jingyi estimated the figures of the two people: "They are not suitable."

Li Wenzhao drooped his eyelashes. Jing Yi pulled his collar wide. The collar of his sweatshirt was wide. From his perspective, he could see almost everything. A certain light flashed in his calm eyes.

Jing Yi: "?"

Huh?

Was he seeing things? Why did he feel that a hint of green light flashed in Li Wenzhao's eyes?

Li Wenzhao's breath sank slightly, and he raised his hand: "Put on your clothes."

"...Um! Ice!" Jing Yi jumped away a little dissatisfiedly, and his thoughts just now were interrupted. He laughed and accused: "Don't touch me." Li

Wenzhao: "..."

The butler jumped into the corner like a rabbit.

When he reached the top floor, Jing Yi went directly to the lounge. He took off his fleece sweatshirt and found that the base clothes inside were also wet.

Li Wenzhao found a new set of clothes that he had never worn before, "Wear this one."

Jing Yi took it and looked at him: "Can you... carry it over?"

Li Wenzhao raised his eyebrows and didn't chase him out, which was a bit unexpected. He nodded kindly: "I'll go out..."

Before he finished speaking, Jing Yi turned to the other side.

He was sticky and cold from the wet clothes on his body. When the wind blew, the wet fabric made him shiver. He thought Li Wenzhao had avoided him, so he turned his back to him and took off his thin cotton shirt.

Li Wenzhao looked at the fitting mirror in front of him and was stunned.

Jing Yi's skin was very white, soft and delicate, and was faintly imprinted with the light above his head. Li Wenzhao turned his head and felt a flash of white light in front of his eyes. Then he was shocked by the scene in front of him and became speechless.

Li Wenzhao: “…”

He was only able to get a glimpse of the whole situation in the elevator just now, and there was still a certain distance between him and the overall situation. However, the scene that existed only in his mind suddenly appeared in front of him.

Li Wenzhao felt that the self-control that he had always been proud of was challenged.

Hiss, so cold.

Jing Yi took off his underwear and wiped the soup in front of him with the clean part of his clothes.

For some reason, the air temperature in the room seemed to drop a few degrees. He moved his hands faster, and his shoulder blades, facing away from Li Wenzhao, formed a beautiful arc.

Li Wenzhao: “…”

[Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep——]

Jing Yi was stunned by the explosion in his ears. He was about to turn around when he suddenly found a shadow falling on his head.

"..."

Jing Yi was startled and turned his head hurriedly.

He saw that Li Wenzhao, who had clearly left, was standing behind him at some point, and his tall figure was about to block the light above his head.

Jing Yi was completely numb: "Why are you still here?"

"You didn't take the clothes." Li Wenzhao said.

The two people's eyes met in the air. This time Jing Yi saw it clearly. Li Wenzhao's inner voice became more serious, and the depression in his eyes was almost catching up with the Arctic light.

...This is not looking at a fat piglet, but a wild wolf staring at raw meat.

Jing Yi wanted to get into the quilt: "You, you go out first." Li

Wenzhao stood there without moving: "Don't want to help?"

What kind of help do you need to put on clothes?

Jing Yi was embarrassed by being stared at, so he grabbed the clothes in his hand and put them on in a panic.

He didn't see clearly that the buttons of the shirt in his hand were fastened, and just as he got in, his head got stuck in the collar.

He stood in front of Li Wenzhao with his belly exposed in a weird posture. Li

Wenzhao: "..." Jingyi

: "......" He seemed to be.

Jingyi was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead: "You, you, you, get out quickly."

With his head stuck in the collar, Jingyi couldn't see anything, and tried hard to unbutton it, but failed for a long time.

Li Wenzhao's substantial gaze was still in front of him, and Jingyi felt like a salted fish that would soon be squeezed flat and rolled into a ball.

Just as he was getting anxious, his fingers were suddenly pinched lightly and pulled down from the collar, "You still say you don't want to help? Stand still."

Within two seconds, the collar loosened, and Jingyi, covered in red skin, got out.

"……"

"……"

No one spoke, Li Wenzhao's eyes were quietly drooping.

Jing Yi suddenly remembered the night when he drank the water treasure, Li Wenzhao was also in this state, his heart was confused, and he didn't know where to look.

"I'm done." In the suffocating atmosphere, Jing Yi couldn't help but speak: "You can go." "

Destroy the bridge after crossing the river?"

Jing Yi: "……Then what else do you want to do?"

"Can't you listen to the voice of your heart?"

"……" What else is he going to say? Since the beginning, the voice of his heart has not stopped beeping, and his ears are about to be deafened.

"Young Master." Jing Yi touched his nose: "You know this is an office, right?"

Li Wenzhao said indifferently: "Yeah."

Jing Yi's eyes fell on his chest and whispered: "So let's not do such shocking and outrageous things here."

Li Wenzhao: "..."