Chapter 76 Dad's Going to Sleep with Stepdad! ...
Seeing Ji Yanyan's enthusiastic expression, no one wanted to spoil his childlike joy, and could only willingly play along.
Ji Yanyan led the way, her legs were short and her height was short, like a short and chubby radish squatting. Behind her were Ji Zhi Qiu and the other two, and behind them was a mighty army of ghosts and monsters.
Wen Qizheng knew perfectly well that the ghosts were played by staff members, but he was so immersed in the role that he couldn't help but tremble when he heard footsteps behind him. He leaned close to Ji Zhi Qiu and asked in a low voice, "Brother Zhi Qiu, what exactly happened?"
Ji Zhi Qiu had guessed that the minor villain would be busy, but he didn't expect him to go to such lengths. He said with mixed feelings, "This way we don't have to go through the trials ourselves, isn't that great!"
Wen Qizheng nodded thoughtfully, his expression changing several times. "Isn't this a bit inappropriate... The adults haven't accomplished anything, it's all thanks to the children."
Ji Zhi Qiu was already used to it, and said matter-of-factly, "So what? If the child is outstanding, it means the adults have done a good job in educating him. In the end, it's all my credit!"
Wen Qizheng was impressed by Ji Zhi Qiu's shamelessness and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
Lin Jinzhao, who was hiding in the corner, saw this scene and scoffed.
He was too far away to hear the specific conversation, but from the personnel involved, he could roughly guess that Ji Zhi Qiu had been captured by the ghosts and was about to be taken back to their lair.
How can there be such useless parents in the world who can't even save their own children and only drag them down?
That means they have a pretty good mindset. Even in this situation, they can still comfort themselves and give a thumbs-up to whoever they're trying to impress.
While Lin Jinchao was extremely disdainful, an idea popped into his mind.
The snipe and the clam fight, and the fisherman benefits. He can secretly follow behind, and thus pass the level without lifting a finger. The final winner will definitely be him.
Lin Jinzhao couldn't contain his pride and immediately followed.
Ji Yanyan, despite her young age, knew the way well and acted with the demeanor of a "big brother." She took good care of each of her underlings and successfully led everyone back to the villain's lair.
Hearing the noise, Ji Zishen thought bad guys had come and picked up a broom warily. But when he saw two figures, one tall and one short, his slightly furrowed brows relaxed, and his expression showed a helpless "I knew it" look.
Seeing all the children in the same room, Ji Zhi Qiu asked in surprise, "How did you crack the code?"
Ji Sicheng, who was reading a book, raised his head expressionlessly and stared straight at him. Ji Zhi Qiu understood his unspoken message: Do you think I'm dead?
He chuckled sheepishly, hugged his three children to his chest. He had done his part, though he hadn't done anything particularly remarkable, and he felt perfectly justified in asking for credit. "No matter where you are, Dad will find you. It's just that only I know how hard I've worked along the way!"
Ji Yanyan is most attached to her father and believes everything he says. Moved to tears, she immediately hugs her father softly and tries to comfort him. Ji Sicheng sees through the clumsy acting, but no matter what, Ji Zhi Qiu came for them, so he leaves a curt "Thank you for your hard work." As for Ji Zishen, he thinks adults should be mature and steady, and he never gets involved in such sentimental scenes.
The deep bond between the four fathers and sons was truly touching. Lin Zizhou was extremely unhappy and rolled around on the ground, yelling, "Where's Daddy? I want Daddy!"
Lin Jinzhao, who had been hiding in a corner, instinctively came over when he heard the noise and hugged his son.
But Lin Zizhou wouldn't let it go, jumping around like a big carp. Lin Jinzhao was a bit flustered, but still managed to ask, "Weren't you captured? How can you still act on your own?"
All the credit for his son's achievement was his, so Ji Zhiqi immediately stood up and proclaimed his great accomplishments: "What do you mean by being caught? I call this turning the villains to the side!"
He paused, his eyes gleaming with a strange light, exactly like Ji Yanyan's expression, as if she wanted to stir up trouble.
"Since things have come to this, why don't we just take over their stronghold and capture the leader!"
"Leader?" Lin Jinchao couldn't keep up with Ji Zhiqi's train of thought: "Who is it?"
Ji Zhi Qiu was extremely excited, "Director!"
director:"……"
Staff: "..."
Ji Zhi Qiu was so excited her voice almost cracked, "After we took control of the director, we can make our own decisions about the recording schedule and arrangements, and we won't have to..."
The director thought about the scene for a moment, couldn't help but shudder, and immediately compromised, "Congratulations to Ji Zhi Qiu's family for successfully passing the level and winning our final prize. Now I announce that the terrifying castle has seen the light of day again. Please gather at the castle gate, four guests."
This was the first time in his directorial career that he had been pushed to this point by a guest on the show. Ji Zhi Qiu was still not satisfied and complained, "What a pity, we were just one step away."
The viewers in the live stream finally realized something was wrong.
After seeing the three kids' antics, I almost actually believed Ji Zhi Qiu's lies and thought he was the only honest person in the family.
[Such an evil power! Now we finally know who the three kids resemble!]
[Hahahaha, kicking the director aside and letting loose, this scene is sure to be amazing. Honestly, I really want to see it. *doge emoji*]
Apart from Ji Zhi Qiu, who knew the true nature of the minor villain and was somewhat prepared, the other guests were completely bewildered and didn't understand how they managed to pass the challenge.
The director couldn't bear to recall the past and moved directly to the next segment: "The Ji Zhi Qiu family has won and will be able to live in the garden villa. The other three families, ranked according to your performance, are Lin Jin Zhao, Zhao Fu Ke, and Wen Qi Zheng. This is where you will live."
Wen Qizheng took the picture, his hands trembling, and subconsciously turned around and called out to Ji Zhiqi.
Ji Zhi Qiu glanced at it and his expression twisted. He barely managed to suppress his laughter. "Even if you've regressed to an ape-man, you don't need to live in such a terrible room."
Wen Qizheng sniffed and looked at him expectantly.
Ji Zhi Qiu already has three villainous cubs, so one more won't make a difference. She comforted him, "Don't worry, I have extra rooms. Come and stay with me."
Hearing this, Zhao Fuke walked over and said in a matter-of-fact tone, "I also want to live with you."
His every move exuded an air of superiority, as if it were not a request, but a condescending act of charity and reward.
Moreover, they had no prior interaction, so why did Zhao Fuke suddenly strike up a conversation with him?
Ji Zhi Qiu couldn't figure out the reason, so he could only conclude that Zhao Fu Ke wanted better living conditions, and since there were enough empty rooms in the villa, he nodded in agreement.
All three groups of guests were staying together, and out of politeness, Ji Zhi Qiu asked, "Would you like to come along today?"
Lin Jinzhao smiled and politely declined, "Isn't that inconvenient? I won't bother you."
But his behavior was completely different; he stared intently at Ji Zhi Qiu.
He's seen this kind of newcomer on variety shows all the time; he must be trying to establish a helpful and kind image through this.
He was prepared to fight Ji Zhi Qiu for three hundred rounds and expose his true colors, but Ji Zhi Qiu turned his head away without interest and didn't ask any more questions, as if he didn't care about it.
Lin Jinzhao: ? ? ?
After the accommodations were assigned, they parted ways at the entrance, and Lin Jinzhao, feeling depressed, took a car to the hotel alone.
Their ranking was relatively high, and the hotel was clean and tidy, but it couldn't compare to a luxurious villa. The father and son were living the life of being pampered. Lin Jinzhao, as an adult, managed to maintain a semblance of dignity, but Lin Zizhou only glanced at it before immediately starting a fuss, shouting that he wanted to go home. His loud voice aroused the dissatisfaction of other guests, who all looked over.
Lin Zizhou felt embarrassed and blushed. He quickly dragged his unruly child back to the room, and the father and son had a very unpleasant argument.
Ji Zhi Qiu and the others happened to return to the villa. There were eight rooms on the first and second floors, just enough to accommodate everyone.
Ji Yanyan is young and usually sleeps with her father. Ji Zhi Qiu is used to it. He wanted to take the little dumpling back, but Wen Qi Zheng suddenly blocked his way.
Ji Zhi Qiu assumed Wen Qi Zheng had something important to discuss with him and cast a questioning glance at him.
Remembering his previous vow, Wen Qizheng braced himself and said, "Um, can I sleep with Yan Yan?"
On the way back, he secretly checked his phone and found that Ji Zhi Qiu and Lu Yu Nian had not officially announced their relationship, which meant that they were still in an ambiguous stage where their feelings were deepening.
Constrained by societal norms and their respective families, they could only desperately suppress their inner desires and struggle to maintain a distance.
Only by finding a legitimate reason can they be intimate briefly. This feeling of being in love behind the backs of the whole world makes Wen Qizheng extremely obsessed with the role of the love security guard.
Sleeping is an unavoidable stage between lovers, and Wen Qizheng immediately felt a sense of mission.
After much thought, this was the only solution he could come up with.
His impression of Ji Yanyan was still that she was well-behaved and sensible, occasionally quirky and full of clever ideas. He thought Yanyan should be easy to get along with, so he tentatively made a request.
The father and son both wore the same bewildered expression. Ji Zhi Qiu was the first to come to his senses, his gaze shifting back and forth between the two: "When did you two become so close? Why do you want to sleep with Yan Yan? What about me?"
The only small suite was given to Wen Qizheng and his sister, so that they could keep their distance while still taking care of each other. However, Wen Qianhua was still a girl, and he was not related to her, so it was inappropriate for him to sleep in Wen Qizheng's room.
Wen Qizheng's purpose was exactly this, and he said excitedly, "Why don't you sleep with Brother Yu Nian? You two are friends, so you shouldn't mind, right?"
Before Ji Zhi Qiu could process what was happening, Ji Yan Yan's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth with her hand, secretly laughing.
Great idea!
Dad is going to sleep with his stepfather!
He immediately stretched out his little hand to Wen Qizheng, "I want to sleep with Uncle Qiqi."
Wen Qizheng was surprised that Ji Yanyan would cooperate so much. He awkwardly took her hand. Ji Yanyan took good care of herself. She was plump and fair all over. She looked soft but was actually solid. Wen Qizheng didn't dare to use force and maintained a stiff posture.
Ji Yanyan wasn't feeling well either, but to please his father, he forced himself to hug Wen Qizheng's neck and gave him a big kiss. "I love Uncle Qiqi so much! I want to sleep with you!"
Ji Zhi Qiu looked at the two of them, who were playing along, with a complicated expression, and chuckled, "Are you really sure? Don't bother me in the middle of the night."
Wen Qizheng: "..."
Ji Yanyan: "..."
The two exchanged a glance, each seeing in the other's eyes a willingness to die for Ji Zhi Qiu's life; they were ready to risk everything!
Wen Qizheng pulled the little dumpling up a bit, and Ji Yanyan hugged his neck even tighter, both of them forcing a smile.
Ji Zhi Qiu wasn't worried about Ji Yan Yan's adaptability. Wen Qi Zheng was an adult, so he didn't need to worry about him. He was happy to be free and walked towards Lu Yu Nian's room while humming a song.
"I can only exchange with you if Yu Nian agrees."
Before Ji Zhi Qiu could even knock, and before she could finish speaking, Lu Yu Nian came out of the room and asked, "Are you going to share a room with me tonight?"
Ji Zhi Qiu nodded and explained the reason.
Lu Yu Nian didn't say much, he just stepped aside.
Ji Zhi Qiu joked, "You're so agreeable. Aren't you afraid I'll grind my teeth and kick people in the middle of the night because of my bad sleeping posture?"
Lu Yu Nian paused, as if after a brief moment of thought, and said with certainty, "You won't."
Ji Zhi Qiu didn't know where his confidence came from; surely he couldn't have slept with Lu Yu Nian before.
He didn't think much of it and simply said, "Wait a moment, I'll go pack my luggage."
Lu Yu Nian nodded, stood at the door watching Ji Zhi Qiu leave, and then his gaze fell on the two figures, one big and one small.
Wen Qizheng and Ji Yanyan, harboring ulterior motives and with mixed expressions, looked at Lu Yu Nian with burning eyes and gave him a thumbs-up.
Then they stared at each other blankly and realized that they looked like they were looking in a mirror, with identical expressions and movements.
? ? ?
The two allies reluctantly returned to their room. Lu Yu-nian also received Ji Zhi-qiu, who asked, "What are you looking at?"
He followed the gaze and could only see a tightly closed door.
"It's nothing." Lu Yu Nian hesitated for a few seconds before asking, "Yan Yan and Qi Zheng are in the same room, can they sleep well?"
Ji Zhi Qiu bluntly commented, "Neither of them has a proper understanding of the other's personality, but it should be possible tonight."
After saying that, he seemed to remember something, grabbed Lu Yu Nian and quickly walked into the room, immediately locking the door behind him.
The live stream room was already filled with yellow hearts.
【Why are you in such a hurry, yoyoyoyo!】
[What are they going to do by locking the door? It's so hard to guess, lol]
[Big sex, lots of sex, sex until the bed collapses!]
[We're all family here, why...? Suddenly I have a bad feeling, oh no, he's going to cover the camera!]
Ji Zhi Qiu was unaware of everyone's thoughts; she simply felt it was time to rest and that covering the camera was the obvious thing to do.
"Should we turn off the microphone now?" Ji Zhi Qiu asked.
Lu Yu Nian shook his head. "Do you want to take a shower?"
Ji Zhi Qiu wasn't tired, but once she sat on the sofa, she seemed to become so lazy that her bones went limp. She waved her hand and said, "You go first, I'll rest here for a while."
Lu Yu Nian went to the bathroom to wash up, and before coming out, he suddenly remembered Ji Yan Yan's words.
...
Three minutes later, Lu Yu Nian came out of the bathroom, and the damp steam and the sound of running water rushed towards Ji Zhi Qiu.
Ji Zhi Qiu's nose twitched slightly, and without looking up, she said, "Are you done washing?"
Lu Yunian did not answer, but the footsteps kept getting closer. Only then did Ji Zhi Qiu raise her head as if she had sensed something.
Lu Yu Nian has broad shoulders and a slender build, the kind of person who looks slim in clothes, and you can't usually see the outline of his muscles, but for some reason he was still wearing that shirt after taking a shower.
The white shirt has a crisp, well-tailored fit that flatters the figure. When the fabric gets wet, it becomes semi-transparent, revealing the flesh color and making the lines of the muscles particularly clear. You can clearly see the obvious indentation between the abdominal and pectoral muscles.
Lu Yu Nian used to button up the top button, with the collar just covering his slightly protruding Adam's apple, giving him a cool and aloof, ascetic look. But now, he had loosely unbuttoned two buttons, revealing his collarbone and a small patch of skin on his chest.
In a daze, Ji Zhi Qiu felt that a flesh-colored shirt was more sexy than directly exposed skin.
Ji Zhi Qiu had never seen anything like this before. He was completely dumbfounded and couldn't even control his emotions. He could only stare at it blankly.
Lu Yunian seemed to have come out in a great hurry; not only was he not dry off, but his hair was also still wet.
As he stood before Ji Zhi Qiu and bent slightly, a drop of water from his hair landed on Ji Zhi Qiu's lips. The touch was very slight, yet it left an ambiguous water stain that disappeared at the corner of her lips.
Ji Zhi Qiu didn't dare to breathe loudly, and could only stare blankly at Lu Yu Nian.
In the past, Lu Yu Nian was always gentle and modest, with a faint smile in his eyes, deliberately eliminating any sense of distance. But at this moment, his eyes were dark, perhaps because he had just taken a shower. His eyes were misty and looked wet, soft and fragile, but his expression was cold, revealing a hint of aggression and invasiveness.
Ji Zhi Qiu's Adam's apple bobbed up and down, and she finally remembered to breathe just before she was about to suffocate.
"I...I'm going to take a shower first."
Ji Zhi Qiu lowered his eyes, not daring to look at Lu Yu Nian anymore, and almost ran to the bathroom. Lu Yu Nian looked at his back with an inscrutable expression, and then raised his hand to turn off the microphone.
The fans in the live stream were so engrossed in their ship that they had switched between different modes. At first, when they didn't hear any sound, they didn't realize what was happening, but after waiting and waiting without any further updates, they all broke down.
【What's wrong? I was just wriggling around in bed like a maggot, and now it's gone!!】
[Evil Qiuqiu is someone even the director fears. Why were you so flustered just now? Did you kiss him?]
[I have experience; that final, rapid breathing definitely means she's almost suffocating. At that intensity, a French kiss is the minimum.]
[Why turn off the microphone? Because Qiuqiu is going to take a shower, and Lu Yunian wouldn't just wait around like that; he'd definitely follow her and start rambling.]
[Since you're so heartless, don't blame me for spreading rumors. See you in the super topic!!]
...
Ji Zhi Qiu stood blankly in the steamy bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror.
Her ears and cheeks turned red at a visible speed, and the redness was spreading to her neck. In just a few seconds, Ji Zhi Qiu felt like she was about to steam.
He gritted his teeth, slapped his face hard, and hoped he could prove himself.
He and Lu Yu Nian were just friends. Lu Yu Nian hadn't done anything and had no romantic intentions. He was just wearing a wet shirt. What was there to make a fuss about?
Heart, can't you have any normal conscience? Why are you beating like this?
His smile was so wide it seemed like he wanted to fly to the sky! What normal person would give their best friend a doting smile like that?!
And this face... Ji Zhi Qiu really couldn't stand it anymore. He always knew he was good-looking, and when his eyebrows had a hint of spring in them, he was really... well, he didn't dare to look at it for more than a second.
Ji Zhi Qiu was worried that his overthinking would affect the pure friendship between him and Lu Yu Nian, so he cleared his mind, focused on his inner self, and took a cold shower, shivering from the cold. He finally calmed down.
When he came out of the bathroom again, he saw Lu Yu Nian sitting on the edge of the bed with a book in his hand, wearing a dark gray nightgown, looking softer and more languid than usual.
His heartbeat returned to normal, and his emotions remained completely calm. Ji Zhi Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that what had just happened was just an unnecessary interlude and there was no need to take it to heart.
He walked over and casually asked, "What are you looking at?"
“It was given to me by Sicheng. Do you think what you think you think?”
Ji Zhi Qiu felt dizzy after just one glance and muttered, "Can't Si Cheng look at something normal?"
A smile appeared in Lu Yu Nian's eyes. "They are some questions and reflections on logic. It's quite interesting to think about them from a different perspective."
Ji Zhi Qiu's eyes lit up, and she excitedly grabbed Lu Yu Nian's wrist. "Then can you talk to Si Cheng more? He's always immersed in his own world... Actually, he doesn't like talking to me. He thinks I won't understand and it will make him angry. But this isn't good for his growth either. I don't have anyone else around to help me except you."
For some reason, Lu Yu Nian's eyes were unusually gentle, as if he would agree to any condition. "Okay, don't worry. If he's willing, I'll talk to him more. And although he doesn't seem close to you, he's actually very attached to you."
Ji Zhi Qiu sat down naturally next to Lu Yu Nian, crossed her arms, and chatted with him about everyday trivia and the fun of their three kids growing up. They talked about everything in such a familiar and natural way, as if they were old friends who had known each other for a long time.
Ji Zhi Qiu's biological clock is very strong. She was full of energy at first, but halfway through her speech, she unconsciously yawned and her eyelids became heavy.
Lu Yu Nian noticed immediately and chuckled, "It's getting late, let's go to sleep."
Ji Zhi Qiu nodded, immediately stood up, took out a spare pillow and quilt from the wardrobe, and planned to make do with sleeping on the floor for the night.
He had just finished making the bed when he noticed Lu Yu Nian's intense and undeniable gaze. He looked up blankly and asked, "What's wrong?"
Are you going to sleep on the floor tonight?
Ji Zhi Qiu didn't understand why Lu Yu Nian reacted so strongly. "Yes, I'm already very grateful that you let me stay for one night. I can't disturb your sleep any longer."
Lu Yunian walked to his side and said, "In that case, as the host, I can't let you sleep on the ground."
"Don't be so polite, we're friends."
"Yes, we're friends, not strangers. Do you think I can comfortably enjoy the bed while you sleep on the cold floor?"
Ji Zhi Qiu: "..."
His thoughts were tangled up and he couldn't sort them out for a long time, so he could only surrender, "Then what should we do? We can't just take turns sleeping in the middle of the night, can we?"
Lu Yunian sat down naturally on the edge of the bed. "The bed is so big, the two of us can sleep together."
The 1.8-meter-wide bed is spacious enough that even two adults can sleep together without feeling too cramped. It's better to make do for one night than to sleep on the floor.
Ji Zhi Qiu wasn't a difficult person, "but..."
Lu Yu Nian seemed to have seen through his thoughts and turned the tables on him, "Or do you have another reason for not wanting to sleep with me?"
What's the reason...? Is he a pervert?!
Ji Zhi Qiu overreacted, immediately stood at attention, strode over, lifted the covers and lay down inside, saying, "What reason could there be? We're friends, nothing will happen if we sleep together."
He repeated it three times as if hypnotizing himself, then gave a dry laugh.
Lu Yu Nian naturally lay down beside him and pulled the blanket up for him. "Goodnight then."
Seeing Lu Yunian's natural state, Ji Zhi Qiu's tense body slowly relaxed. She calmly looked at the ceiling under the cover of night, and the last trace of hesitation in her heart dissipated.
Since Lu Yu Nian has already said so, things should be peaceful tonight...
Bar?
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