Chapter 170 Where is the dog barking? The wisdom of the working people...
"Captain, Captain, it's over... The military ship is chasing us, the radar fire control has locked us, we are going to die under the gunfire!"
Kidd's face darkened, and he sneered: "I'm afraid of him! My ancestors have shit on the Pope's head and snatched food from the Queen's Palace. Who is Jin Jing? I'm going to beat him up right now!"
The seaman hurriedly stopped him and said, "Captain, you forgot that your current physical condition is no longer suitable for driving a mecha. Please don't be impulsive."
I finally decided not to die. Now I have to stop him no matter what. I can’t let my backbone die again.
But Kidd pushed him away and rushed out. But before he even crossed the threshold, his head began to spin, his vision went dark for two seconds, and he was about to fall to the side.
A pair of hands took over at the right time and hugged him from behind, forming a solid wall of protection.
Kidd covered his forehead and cursed inwardly, "The word 'lust' is like a knife hanging over your head, I shouldn't have done such a cruel thing just now."
But when the enemy attacked, there was no reason for him, as the commander, to retreat.
"Anato, help me into the cabin."
The sailor's eyes darkened, and there seemed to be a hint of anger in his usually calm eyes. But before he could say anything, a terminal prompt interrupted him.
Kidd took a look, then quickly answered with a frown:
"Commander Bai, I don't have time to discuss cooperation with you right now—"
A calm voice came from the other side, as steady as a rock:
"You won't even discuss the cooperation of capturing Jin Jing alive?"
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People always say that you should not chase a desperate enemy, but Jin Jing doesn't agree with that.
In his view, this was clearly a good opportunity to make an example of someone. If the enemy can be completely destroyed, it will have a great deterrent effect, making those refugees who intend to rebel tremble with fear and dare not rise up to resist.
What's more, the pirates this time are of seagull descent, a most abominable kind of bird. They have been arrogant and domineering since the ancient Earth era, bullying friendly tourists to death. They either go alone to grab French fries, or gather in groups to fly and kill seals, which seriously threatens the ecological environment.
They are pure harmful birds, and they are rampant and worthless. It is no pity to kill them all.
In this regard, Swimming Crab, as the nominal supreme commander of this operation, fully supports it.
He knew exactly what was going on. This time they came to accompany the military prince to gild his reputation, and they must ensure that Jin Jing came safely and returned in glory.
For this reason, Swimming Crab privately taught others: "Don't step forward when you shouldn't. Otherwise, I will punish you by military law."
The people below were busy flattering him: "Of course, how could we possibly steal the credit from Mr. Jin?"
"Of course, Mr. Jin's needs come first in everything."
There was an endless stream of flattering official words, and seeing Jin Jing standing beside him, he almost nodded and bowed to show his loyalty.
But besides those who flatter, there are also those who are privately dissatisfied. Unexpectedly, Lu Hang heard the once arrogant camouflage uniform muttering:
"I hate that I don't have a good father who is a marshal."
There would have been nothing wrong with a private complaint, but unfortunately, Jin Jing had sharp ears and happened to hear it.
He was originally cleaning his gun, when he suddenly raised his wrist and pointed the gun at me:
"What did you say?"
The guy in camouflage uniform who was pointed at by him became so nervous that he almost fell to his knees in fear.
Seeing that the situation was not right, the swimming crab came over to smooth things over: "Hey, hey, Xiao Jin, don't get angry. How can you waste bullets on irrelevant people?"
He spoke earnestly and kindly, like a real uncle.
Jin Jing put down the gun to save his face, but still said coldly: "Since you envy me, you might as well die and be reborn."
"you!"
The man in camouflage blushed and was about to speak. The swimming crab's face immediately darkened, and he turned around and scolded:
"What do you mean by 'you'? You have no respect for your comrades. I'll punish you by putting you in solitary confinement for three days."
The man in camouflage uniform was taken away, feeling miserable in the darkness of the confinement cell. Both he and Jin Jing were colonels. It was clearly Jin Jing who violated military regulations first and pulled out a gun to fight, so why was he the one put in solitary confinement?
What does this mean? illustrate:
Having a good father is really important.
Outside, the swimming crab glanced at everyone and said indifferently, "Alright, everyone else, get ready. I'll let you attack again. Those whose names haven't been called, just sit still."
The honey buzzard is weak in combat and usually hides away among a group of birds of prey. This will hear the command, of course, overjoyed:
"It's a good thing to just take the money and not work."
Lu Hang was helpless: "Don't think too much. Do your job. If we come here and there is no record of our actions in the navigation log, it will be regarded as passive resistance and we will be punished when we return."
After all, the military doesn't keep idle people, unless they are nobles.
Bee Eagle then asked quietly: "Will Jin Jing not be punished? Pointing a gun at a comrade is a bad behavior. In the past, he would be punished with 10 military sticks."
Lu Hang said: "No."
In order to protect themselves, the witnesses present at the scene would keep their mouths shut and not speak out. Without evidence, Jin Jing cannot be convicted...
But something flashed through his mind, and he suddenly looked up at the surveillance camera on the ceiling and said jokingly:
"Maybe, maybe not."
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Jin Jing is naturally arrogant and won't argue with those sarcastic people. Moreover, after hearing the sarcasm from the camouflage uniform, it actually aroused his fighting spirit - this time, he must bring back a medal no matter what!
Kanai has always wanted to get a Sea Star Medal.
This medal is only awarded to those who have made the greatest contribution to the peace of the Empire. Starfish is a famous asteroid, famous for its retrograde motion. It is precisely because of its persistent retrograde motion that it brought water and life to the Earth during the impact.
Flowers have their own words, and stars have their own language. This is where interstellar romance lies. The language of the sea star is "retrograde creation of life."
The last person to receive this honor was Admiral Schloerland.
Jin Jing respected the admiral from the bottom of his heart. He secretly decided that he would follow Shi Luolan's path, step by step, and win his own glory like his father.
Therefore, when the war started this time, he chose Admiral Schloerland's classic tactics without hesitation.
Seeing him driving the mecha and the team out of the rear warehouse, Major General Swimming Crab immediately ordered: "Contact the media and say that Colonel Jin is leading the charge. We will broadcast the entire process of suppressing the bandits live."
The first mate was embarrassed: "But transmitting the video will occupy military communications, and we are close to the border now, and the quantum network is not very stable...If there is a third-party enemy, it will be troublesome."
The swimming crab didn't care: "What third party? Who else would dare to attack us?"
"This place is also close to the wild star..."
The swimming crab sneered, "Wild star, it's nothing. The entire planet is just a mothership and a frigate. How can I be afraid of those tomato-growing rioters coming to cause trouble? If they really come, that's even better. We'll take them down too! Pluck the bird feathers and stew them with tomatoes. We'll each have a bowl and have a good time!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Storm suddenly shook strangely, as if it was hit by something. Everyone fell to the ground unexpectedly, their faces pale with fear, and the first mate even ran under the table with his head in his hands, shouting "Enemy!"
The swimming crab looked unhappy and irritated: "What enemy situation? It must have hit space junk. Why don't you go to the captain's room and check it out?"
He kicked the table open and kicked the first mate up.
After a while, the first mate came to report and checked the camera outside the ship and found that it had indeed hit garbage.
It's normal to have large pieces of junk floating in space. After all, all the huge garbage of the entire empire will be dumped on the wild planet on time, just like walking next to a garbage dump, you will smell the sour smell to some extent.
The swimming crab didn't take it seriously, but the first mate felt a sense of strangeness in his heart that he couldn't explain.
He used radar to survey repeatedly but didn't find any clues. He then turned on the light to take a look, but the dark universe was silent and there was no sign of life.
Maybe he was overthinking...
To ease his nervousness, the first mate also called up the footage of the vanguard squad and stuffed potato chips into his mouth while watching it.
That picture was taken along with Jin Jing's other eagles. In order to have a clear view and show off Jin Jing's outstanding skills, he also turned on the front headlights of the three mechas, and used the combat mechas as spotlights, illuminating a small piece of the universe, which was very bright and gorgeous.
The live broadcast room was boiling:
"Xiao Jin, Xiao Jin, I knew that even if your mecha was stolen, it wouldn't be able to defeat your fighting spirit!"
"If I were driving the original golden mecha, it would definitely be more handsome..."
"The backup mecha is also very handsome! Although I don't know how to drive a mecha, as an amateur, I feel that Xiao Jin's attack is very smooth and beautiful."
"That's beautiful! This is Admiral Schlolan's famous move, the 'Scissors Tactics'. It is very erratic when used, and the route is like a pair of sharp scissors. It is specially used to avoid enemy attacks while getting close to enemy ships and cutting off the enemy's main artillery in one fell swoop. If the operation is superb, it can reach the level of a work of art, which is very spectacular!"
In their opinion, Jin Jing's current performance is almost like art.
In the comments, a knowledgeable fan came online and excitedly explained the genius of Kanai:
"I'm a graduate student in the Department of Military Tactics. I can testify that the angle of Jin Jing's tumbling and dodging just now was absolutely textbook-like accurate. Even if old man Shi Luolan came, he would not be able to do better than him!"
A certain ordinary bionic bird daddy far away in the wild star:?
Shi Luolan’s sharp comment: [Learning our Admiral Shi Luolan’s tactics is just mechanical copying. Do you think this is like learning to put chickens and rabbits in the same cage in the second grade of primary school? ]
Reply to him below: [You know shit! ]
Schroland: ...
Yes, he doesn’t understand, haha.
After a while, fans excitedly shouted "What a slap in the face, what a slap in the face" again. Shi Luolan looked at what the slap in the face was and found that after some operations, he finally shot down a quarter of one of the six laser cannons of the pirate ship.
Shi Luolan had a strange expression on his face. Is the threshold for becoming a genius so low now?
It was obvious at a glance that the pirate ship was converted from a civilian ship and was not very sturdy at all. Flying a military plane to bomb a fishing boat and bragging about one's genius is like pulling a mill with bare buttocks - going around in circles is embarrassing.
Jin Jing's message: [The backup mecha is not good enough, affecting performance]
The comments immediately exploded, and began to be sarcastic:
"Oh, don't blame our little wings. Pat the little eagle's feathers~"
"If you ask me, some people should have some nerve and send the mecha back immediately."
"How shameless! Bullying an 18-year-old soldier. Do you know how hard our Xiao Jin works?"
Suddenly, an ID named "Trainee Bird Dad" rushed out and said:
"Don't blame the tree stump for your inability to poop. You're still an 18-year-old soldier. The really awesome ones retired and became commanders at the age of 18."
Others don't believe it: "You are just bragging, who can be so amazing?"
The trainee bird father puffed out his chest and said, "My cub."
At this time, Jin Jing fired the second cannon, which immediately caused a boiling uproar like a tsunami, and instantly drowned the two words "my son" in the vast screen.
“Ahhhh this is too exciting!!”
But just when the atmosphere reached its peak, the edge of the screen suddenly shook and a strange mecha emerged. At first, everyone thought it was a support mecha sent out by the Storm, but as the mecha flew closer, they soon discovered that there was no military paint logo on it, so -
This is an enemy plane!
The enemy plane was like a winter north wind cutting through the ice, leaving a scissor-shaped shadow in the vacuum. In the blink of an eye, it shoveled in front of the Jinjing Mecha at an extremely tricky angle, and fell to the ground with a loud "bang"! The laser swordsman swung his sword and it cut off Jin Jing's entire left arm as easily as cutting tofu!
The movement was as smooth as a work of art, truly the pinnacle of perfection.
This is the true "scissors tactic".
When the dust of the debris dissipated in the vacuum, what was revealed was a golden mecha, with the factory name of the machine written on its belly:
[Apollo Unit 0]
At this time, the whole country was silent and asked, "What's going on?"
Jin Jing was also stunned for a second, and then anger swept through his internal organs and burst out: "That is my mecha, and the thief Bai Ling must be inside!!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the whole audience was in an uproar.
No way, no way? Commander Bai, you really peeked at the screen. I scolded you and asked you to return the mecha, and you really returned it?
If I had known you would be so obedient, I would have scolded you earlier.
The fans curled their lips and laughed. Turning back to look, I found that Jin Jing had actually abandoned the pirate ship and was speeding at full speed, chasing the Apollo like a fox chasing a rabbit.
He looked as if he was determined to catch it and take revenge.
The other team members looked at each other, hesitated for a moment and decided to chase after him.
After all, the orders they received privately had always been "protect Jinjing and stay out of the spotlight", not "destroy the pirate ship".
So they had to follow Jin Jing wherever he went, otherwise it would be considered disobeying military orders and they would end up being put in solitary confinement.
All of a sudden, the military's elite teams left, and the entire area was cleared out. Only the pirate ship was left floating silently, looking weak and helpless.
Inside the Tempest, the first mate sat up straight. He looked at the newly changed title in the live broadcast room [Explosion! Commander Bai and Admiral Jin are fighting], looking a little confused:
Are you all chasing Bai Ling? Uh, what should they do then, should they go over and fight the pirates?
But without orders from above, no one dared to take Jin Jing's head.
After much thought, the first mate decided to ask the swimming crab. But when he picked up the phone, there was a hissing sound coming from it - a sign of unstable signal.
Ships and squadron mechas share an encrypted transmission channel. Sure enough, the live broadcast traffic was too large and affected their communications.
The first mate sighed, squeezed his fat body out of the chair, and walked out staggeringly. He had to cross a corridor and go to the lounge to find the major general.
When they were halfway there, the ship shook strangely again.
"What's going on? There's so much garbage today. We keep bumping into things." The first mate complained irritably.
I looked outside, and it was pitch black, still nothing. If there are mechas or enemy ships, there will definitely be some light spots.
Unless the driver can see at night without turning on the lights.
For example... an owl.
He took a breath, and the uneasiness in his heart prompted him to jog back and hurriedly open the external observation mirror.
Outside the boat, a structure similar to a diving telescope extends from under the opened plate, providing 180-degree viewing angles to the left and right. There are a total of 20 such observation mirrors, which can observe all conditions in the surrounding area.
However, when he detected the blind spot, he saw an incredible scene from the surveillance video with his own eyes - a mecha with a black cockpit window was clinging to the blind spot of the ship like a giant bat, holding a giant nail gun and nailing... light strips onto their ship? !
The shape formed by the light strip is exactly a circle.
It was as if a huge aiming circle was drawn in the pitch-black universe with a blindingly bright fluorescent light.
According to the idea, there should be a powerful machine gun not far away...
The first mate felt a chill down his spine and turned his head to look out the window.
The pirate ship had actually accelerated and arrived here in just a few minutes, and the distance was already close enough to be visible to the naked eye. His console was clearly sounding the alarm, but he didn't notice it in time because he had just walked away for a few minutes!
It's over...The Storm is now a sitting duck! Even if he stepped on the accelerator to the floor and used the most advanced invisible radar mode, he would still be targeted and blown to pieces because of the bright and cheap light strip that exposed his position.
The radar stealth system worth 200 million yuan was defeated by a light strip that cost 20 yuan per meter.
Ridiculous, but incredibly practical.
These pirates... where did they learn these evil ways?
Little did he know that these were all the little wisdom of the working people's commander Bai. Unconventional tactics that you will never learn from military textbooks.
He watched the pirate ship's cannon turn around, and the muzzle reflected in the porthole glass seemed to be pointing at the first mate's eyebrows. He trembled all over, his scalp tingled and he almost cried out loud. Finally, he announced:
"All ships on alert, enemy forces are approaching, current distance... 800 meters."
800 meters. This is a number that can make college students collapse during physical tests. It is also a distance that can kill an interstellar battleship.
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Sava didn't expect that their first collaboration with Pirate Kidd would be so good. I don't know what kind of magic brainwashing method the bird used, but Kidd actually followed their arrangements throughout the whole process without any slack.
Sava's eyes were complicated: "It's over, it looks like the stinky bird has entered the second stage."
Huo Yuan was puzzled: "What's the second stage?"
Savva said seriously: "The second stage of enchantment: the evil god's skill infection."
Huo Yuan: “…”
He doesn't believe in any ghosts or gods.
They hijacked the Tempest in a lightning-fast manner, taking no more than 10 minutes.
Interstellar guerrilla warfare is all about taking the enemy by surprise.
Even if the enemy's personnel, equipment, and armor are far superior to theirs, as long as they are psychologically oppressed at the beginning, the entire army will lose morale and be defeated without a fight. Even with the gun in hand, he dared not take a step forward.
Because these people are afraid of death and just want to stay alive.
But among all the mourning and desolate people, there was only a pair of eyes that were calm and composed. Huo Yuan subconsciously raised his eyes to look at him, his scalp tingled, and he turned his back instantly.
Sava was surprised: "Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"
Huo Yuan: It really is a ghost.
...How come I always meet Lu Hang in this kind of occasion? I really should wear a mask to cover my face before going out!
They tied up Swimming Crab and others and threw them into a corner of the hall like garbage. The swimming crab roared with red eyes:
"You are a bunch of lowly bastards who are in cahoots with each other, wild star bastards and pirate bastards, I will kill you, kill you!"
Sava scratched his ears and wondered, "Where is the dog barking?"
The swimming crab almost fainted from anger.
Sava seemed to be as happy as if he had returned home. He shuttled among the captives, pointing one to Huo Yuan from time to time, with a smug look on his face:
"I know this guy. I've seen him in the military academy league."
"I know this guy too. He's my senior and the president of the student union. He's awesome."
Although no one said anything, everyone was silently shedding tears in their hearts. Stop cursing, stop cursing. The senior has been captured. Is there anything more embarrassing than this?
But the swimming crab was still arrogant and sneered, "Don't be complacent. You used a good trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain and tricked our main gunner away. But since ancient times, evil has never prevailed over good. Your swindling commander Bai may have been torn to pieces by Comrade Xiao Jin, and his head may have been ripped off. Xiao Jin will bring his head to see you later."
Others immediately reacted: Yes! Jin Jing has not been captured yet, so they still have hope of turning the tables.
Since ancient times, peregrine falcons have never been able to defeat golden eagles head-on. This is the law of nature.
The advantage is mine!
As he was talking, another person boarded the ship and heard the voice inside and asked with a smile:
"What are you bringing to me?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and looked up, only to see that Commander Bai, who should be fighting fiercely with Jin Jing, appeared here strangely.
The other party stopped and looked around. Not only was he unharmed, he was not even wearing a combat mecha suit. Instead, he was wearing a casual outfit of a soft sweater, as if he was strolling in the back garden.
...Not turning on the mecha?
etc? ! ! Who is sitting in Apollo? Who was the one who reproduced Schlolan's unique move "Scissors Tactics" with extraordinary skills?
Everyone felt dizzy and felt that the whole world was spinning upside down and full of mysteries.
At the same time, Jin Jing also noticed something was wrong.
He found that no matter how he shouted, no sound came from Apollo. In addition, he observed with a 50x telescope and found that there seemed to be... no one in the Apollo's cockpit window?
No one!
Empty... AI self-driving.
Bai Ling is not here.
Comments also popped up: "Huh? Not Commander Bai?"
"It's so funny. The owner of the machine was killed by his own AI."
After a moment of silence, a terrible thought came to my mind. Jin Jing suddenly turned his head, and the elite falcon team that followed him also stopped.
They had run too far, and from this distance, the Storm had become a small dot the size of a bean.
...Did he fall into the trap?
Jin Jing dialed the communication channel with trembling hands.
There was no lazy yawn from the first mate as usual, but a more unfamiliar and more resilient voice:
"Little genius, do you like me to return your mecha?"
Jin Jing only felt his heart tightening and his breathing gradually became suffocated.
But Bai Ling still smiled and said:
"Have you discovered? Your mecha is more talented than you. I only taught Apollo for two days, and it learned the 'Scissor Tactics'. It can even cut off one of your mecha arms when it fights against you, its master."
"As expected of a mecha that cost 3 billion, it's really smart. Now that it's even stronger, I'll return it to you."
"My good father bought you a mecha, so you must cherish your little wings—"
It was as if the tone was condescending, as if teasing a child.
What’s even more hateful is that this person actually has the ability to do so.
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Jin Jing's crazy roar, "Ahhhhhh shut up! Shut up!"
Bai Ling was delighted: "Little genius, without your marshal father, you are really nothing."
This is a fact that he will never be able to face in his entire life.
Jin Jing punched the operating table hard, the tempered glass panel cracked into ugly spider patterns, and the communication was cut off.
However, he still felt unsatisfied. He was breathing heavily with a hoarse sound in his nose, and a strong smell of blood was in his throat. He raised his bloodshot eyes that were filled with extreme anger and shame, stepped on the accelerator, and rushed towards the Storm.
"Bai Ling, I will kill you!"
He used the remaining right arm of the mecha to raise a giant particle cannon that was powerful enough to blast through the ship's plate, pulled the trigger heavily, and his mind was driven by impulse to fire directly!
Boom——
Now they are all dead. Haha, no one can question...his efforts anymore.
But at this time, the Storm, with extremely delicate control, used a small angle of shaking to easily avoid his fire.
If the knowledgeable fan is still here, he or she should be able to recognize that this was once a unique skill of King Savoy I - "You can't hit the eagle owl's super soft feathers flapping its wings."
But that fan was already as stunned as the Empire audience:
“…………Speechless.”
"…Is he crazy…"
"Firing at one's own ship, is this a psychopath who can go to the front line..."
"So funny, he brags about being a genius but ends up getting pinned to the ground by an empty mecha. I guess the mecha wasn't stolen at all, but someone thought Jin Jing was useless and ran away overnight!"
"I understand. Shi Luolan > Bai Ling > Apollo AI > Jin Jing ≧ Waste. Is that how it's arranged, folks?"
"Am I the only one who wants to ask Commander Bai to open a class? Please, I also want to learn the scissors tactics in two days (Dog Eyes Pleading.jpg)"
Through a battle, everyone saw the truth clearly. It turns out that without his noble birth and the halo of genius, Jin Jing is just an ordinary Alpha. He is mysteriously confident, conceited, irritable and impulsive, and does things without considering the consequences.
It seemed to have gone bad in an instant and lost all its charm.
Commander Bai, on the other hand, has always been consistent in his words and deeds. He is a bandit so to speak... In fact, this kind of straightforwardness makes people feel sincere.
So, everyone tacitly stopped mentioning the title of "Queen of Thieves". But at the same time, the rather meaningful "little genius" became a derogatory nickname for Kanai.
It seemed as if he was mocking Jin Jing, who would always be a child under the marshal's doting.
The storage room became dark as the energy ran out, with only the dim green emergency lights working. The light was not bright enough and it could only barely pick out the outline of a body. It was the collapsed Jin Jing, who was screaming with tears in his eyes, punching his thighs with his bloody fists, crying in unwillingness and humiliation.
He hated it when people said that about him...
The reason why he grew up to be what he is now and became a man who is not A enough is because he doesn’t have a masculine father!
The terminal that fell at my feet lit up, and below the list of missed calls, a line of anxious words popped up:
[Kids, it’s okay to fail, we can always try again]
Perhaps because he felt that the reminder sound was too annoying, Jin Jing picked it up and wanted to throw it away. But at that moment, he changed his mind and typed four words with full of anger:
[I hate you]
Staff Office——
The deputy secretary reported: "Mr. Heinz, we have already helped to change public opinion as you requested."
Heinz turned his chair, raised the corners of his lips and said leisurely:
"The higher you climb, the louder you fall."
As he spoke, he made a playful diving gesture towards the deputy secretary and dubbed with great interest:
"Bang! The little eagle fell to the ground."
At this moment, the deputy secretary glanced at the message, his expression was stunned, and then he reported subtly:
"Master Heinz, our Jellyfish agent just sent us a message. It is said that they found something in the toilet of Marshal Golden Eagle's office."
Heinz raised his eyebrows: "From your expression, it seems like something very unexpected?"
"It's not just unexpected, it's completely devastating." The deputy secretary took a deep breath and told the whole story:
"They found an omega with a suppression rod."
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