Chapter 195 Are you excited about getting drunk?
When Heinz woke up, everything outside was turned upside down.
He rubbed his dull aching forehead and sat there in a daze for a long time before he remembered why he was here.
This story begins last night.
The banquet was over and he was finally able to get away. He couldn't wait to call his secretary to ask about Sava's condition.
The secretary reported truthfully: "E Yi and three other diplomats went to a place to reminisce about the past, leaving General Sava alone. He did not return to his residence, but got drunk in a bar."
"Getting drunk?" Heinz's heart leaped with joy. "Is he disappointed?"
“Lost.”
"Look lonely?"
“It’s very lonely.”
"It's easy to be taken advantage of?"
"You are right."
Heinz adjusted his tie and coughed lightly. "General Sava is the second-in-command of Yexing and holds a very important position. We have an irreconcilable feud with Yexing, so it seems that we must send professionals this time to have a good talk with General Sava."
The secretary immediately understood: "You mean, we take advantage of the drunkenness of King Sava II and find one of our men to kill him?"
Heinz looked at him and smiled gently: "Okay. So who do you think we should send?"
"We brought out a lot of beautiful spies... uh," the secretary glanced at Heinz's face and quickly corrected him, "but there are not many suitable candidates from Savoy II... um..."
Heinz adjusted the frame of his glasses, and the gold-rimmed plain glasses reflected light for a moment. He said seriously:
"Sava II is extremely brave, heroic, has fluffy hair, and is well versed in the secrets of the empire's nobles. Therefore, the person to be sent must be very loyal to the empire, otherwise, it is easy for Sava II to rebel... You are right, it is true, there is no one in my empire..."
The secretary's eyes filled with tears. "Your Excellency is wrong. In terms of loyalty and professional quality, none of us can match you even one ten-thousandth! We can't deal with King Savoy II. Only you can do it! Don't worry, we will make sure everything is perfect. The room has been booked, and King Savoy II will be delivered to your room immediately!"
Heinz: “That’s good to know.”
For a unit like the Staff Office, which was formerly composed of spy intelligence personnel, sending an unconscious omega into the leader's room is as easy as a jellyfish somersault - it's a natural outcome.
Send away your subordinates, lock the doors and windows, and block the sewer exit - in short, eliminate any possibility that the chicks will fly out.
Standing beside the bed and looking down, he saw that the young master he had been thinking about day and night was sleeping soundly, and the snow-white sheets made his wheat-colored skin look as sweet as honey.
Heinz couldn't help but pounce and take a deep breath on the young master's neck.
It smells so good, a wheat aroma with a hint of feathers.
He gave himself a special injection that allowed him to briefly smell the pheromones of omegas even though he was a beta.
"Master, Master... let me see, you have shed your feathers into thick winter feathers, right? Where are the little chicken feathers that you dropped, why didn't you send them to me... You didn't give them to some alpha as a Christmas present, did you -" He suddenly became ferocious.
He propped himself up with his arms and turned Sava over. He quickly pulled off the collar and checked the condition of the glands.
Heinz relaxed instantly when he found there were no teeth marks from any wild alpha. He turned into a pool of soft limbs like a jellyfish, entwining his hands and feet around Sava's body.
Resting his head on the young master's chest muscles, he felt like he was back home.
That’s right, this feeling… is what he has been used to enjoying since he was ten years old.
His master is a pureblood, and sometimes he can't control his body shape and turns into an owl when he sleeps in the middle of the night.
Heinz originally slept in the outer room as a servant. But when he peeks through the glass and sees the furry head covered by the sheets, he will secretly turn into a jellyfish.
The umbrella-shaped head contracted and flexed, penetrated through the crack in the door, and then climbed onto the young master's bed silently.
Look how smart he is. He can climb into the master's bed at the age of ten.
The young master’s quilt is a down quilt, and together with the young master himself, it is double down.
Heinz carefully inserted his tentacles into the dense feathers. It was so warm inside that he instantly felt lost in it. The tiny feather armpits would quickly warm up his gelatinous body, and for a jellyfish seeking warmth, there was no place more enticing than a bird's feather nest.
As a child, Heinz had never envied the jellyfish that gathered near the sewers.
He felt that he was naturally superior to other jellyfish because he had the young master's feather nest!
He was immersed in beautiful memories and did not notice that Sava on the bed suddenly opened his eyelids, and his fluorescent yellow eyes stared at him vigilantly.
The jellyfish looked up from his chest and accidentally met his eyes.
Heinz was stiff for only a second, then he laughed, "General Sava, this is what happened. You were drunk in the bar and almost got picked up by a bad guy. I drove the bad guy away and rescued you—"
Sava interrupted him, crossed his legs lazily, and said, "Serve me."
Heinz was stunned for a moment, then he took a closer look and found that his yellow eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist, and it was obvious that he was still not awake.
"...My whole body aches...Hey, aren't you the one they sent here? Come over here and give me a massage." Sava muttered in a condescending voice.
Even if he won the lottery jackpot, Heinz wouldn't be as happy as he is now.
"Okay, sir, as you say, sir, please allow me to play with your body--" He knelt on the bed humbly, and like a dark and greedy slave, he tore off Sava's military uniform.
The moment his skin was exposed, he was stunned.
So many scars.
The empire's biomedical technology is top-notch, but trauma will inevitably leave scars. Of course, these scars could be easily removed with professional technical means, but his little hen was busy running around and obviously didn't have the leisure time.
Heinz originally wanted to have a happy meal.
But at this moment, he suddenly felt guilty and thought that he should do what he could for the young master.
Among Empire’s professional scar removal techniques, there is a famous item called “jellyfish juice steaming”.
In Imperial marine medicine, common jellyfish are used as medicine. In particular, freshly squeezed jellyfish juice can beautify the skin and remove scars, making it a must-have medicine for home and travel.
Heinz carried Sava to the bathroom and prepared to give the young master a sweat steam bath.
When the door is closed, he appears to be a sanctimonious civil servant in gold-rimmed glasses; but when the door is opened, he becomes a giant transparent jellyfish with crawling tentacles.
Its legs were so powerful that it quickly picked up Sava and dragged him into the water-filled bathtub.
The body of a jellyfish is divided into two parts, upper and lower. The upper part looks like a big umbrella, called the umbrella-shaped body, and there is a row of tentacles and hanging tubes hanging down below.
Heinz has eaten many of his kind. His umbrella-shaped head can evolve into a large size after being soaked in water, comparable to a large umbrella in a convenience store.
Sava was unconscious under him. He opened his eyelids in a trance and saw that someone's plastic greenhouse had hit his head and he wanted to take it away quickly.
He stretched out his hand to drive it away, but was entangled by the tender and soft tentacles, which tied a bow around his wrist.
"Master, don't move."
The jellyfish slowly descended, wrapping Sava completely inside its jelly-like body.
Its mouth is hidden under the cap and is a tubular structure called a vertebral tube. Fresh mucus can be secreted from the pendular duct, which can be applied to the scar. Then you suck it vigorously a few times to allow the juice to seep into the skin. When you look at the scar the next day, 90% of the scar will have disappeared.
Heinz is a jellyfish king who often eats his colleagues at work. His juice is so concentrated that it can even achieve a 100% healing effect.
If the unscrupulous pharmaceutical companies in the empire knew about this, they would probably capture him and tie him to the production line to be used as a drug applicator.
In addition to the whitening effect, Heinz also has a unique massage technique.
The young master once insulted him as a "massager", but he didn't know that this was the title he was most proud of.
The jellyfish's umbrella-shaped body flowed along the waves, and through regular contraction, it filled its umbrella-shaped body with water, and then pressed it on Sava's chest all at once, slowly pushing the waves out.
The pressure generated by this suction and push can greatly relieve the body's fatigue. Moreover, the gel-textured jellyfish meat is icy and smooth, and feels soft and comfortable to touch.
Sava soon began to hum comfortably, closed his eyes, and murmured, "You served me well..."
Heinz said modestly, "Without the young master to practice with me, my massage skills have become rusty."
Sava moved his legs unnaturally, "My stomach hurts a little..."
Heinz was concerned about him and hurried over to check, "What's wrong, Master? Did it hurt?"
Holding her belly, Sava moved in the bathtub, her feathers soaked, and she confusedly tried to find a place to lay eggs: "I want to build a nest."
Jellyfish ecstasy.
He quickly turned over and offered his umbrella-shaped head, "Master, Master, sit in my head and cuddle, I can also wash your butt with water!"
The service awareness is simply too good.
"...You are so happy, could it be that the toilet has become a spirit?" Sava asked suspiciously.
The jellyfish said proudly: "Today I am the master's fully automatic flush toilet."
Sava: "Then lower it a little so I can sit down."
The jellyfish squirmed excitedly, and the transparent waves made the water in the bathtub sway. "Master, come quickly. I really want you to sit on my brain."
Poof, sit down.
It feels amazing, like sitting in a large piece of jelly aloe vera gel. For some reason I feel that this thing is very good for the skin.
The jellyfish asked excitedly, "Master, have you started the movement? Where are the eggs?"
Sava smiled coldly, reached for the steel shower head next to him, and hit it hard under his butt, boom!
The jellyfish felt a headache and then gradually lost consciousness.
Before he completely fainted, one last scene flashed before his eyes. Sava walked out of the bath with his long bare legs, picked up his pants from the side, took out the terminal, sat on the toilet, and said with his feet raised:
"Wow? Stinky bird, I've got it done here. Well, don't worry, I'll be watching him here until you give the order."
Jellyfish burst into tears: The young master took the trouble to imprison me... He has me in his heart! !
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As the most powerful official in the empire, the sinister and cunning chief of staff, and the terrifying and frightening jellyfish king, Heinz did not feel that he was being prostituted at his own expense.
Well, he meant that he paid for the room tonight.
So he just asked the young master to give him a massage.
Heinz passed by the secretary and handed him the invoice: "Put the money for the hotel in the account and reimburse me later."
secretary:"……"
He looked down at the bill, his eyes almost popping out: "Sixty thousand dollars, what did you spend in the room?"
Heinz downplayed it: "A luxury bathtub was smashed."
Secretary: "...Uh, did you get it during your 'heroic fight' with General Savoy?"
He tried hard to help his leader get around it.
Heinz held up the frame of his glasses. "It's obvious that after a great struggle, I have won."
Secretary: ...The medical tape on your forehead looks very unconvincing.
Having said that, the secretary began to report to Heinz all the changes that had occurred this morning. Heinz was not surprised at all by these things. After all, he had expected this when Savva knocked him down with a shower.
Bai Ling wanted to alienate the Empire and the Federation, so Sava used a trick to trick him into coming, tied his hands, and wouldn't let him go out.
What does this mean?
This just proves it! The young master recognized his abilities very much. In the young master's heart, he was the most powerful person in the world, and he had to sacrifice his body in exchange for his temporary obedience!
The young master spends all day in the military camp, surrounded by alphas, but they are still so "afraid" of him. Doesn't this just prove that he is stronger than those alphas?
This isn't a big win, this is something.
Heinz was so happy that he lost his mind and was completely victorious mentally.
Secretary: "But we failed to negotiate successfully this time. How are we going to report back?"
Heinz said without hesitation: "Of course, we should actively take responsibility for our mistakes——"
So, he quickly threw the blame away, tied up Yan Niu, and labeled him the number one criminal.
After a while, the secretary came again in a hurry to report: "Sir Heinz, it's not good."
"how?"
"The federal government said, let's move out of the Monument Embassy Building immediately and give them space."
·
In the eyes of politicians from all over the world, today is truly an exciting day.
On the one hand, the Empire and the Federation broke up, and the Federation turned to Yexing as a partner.
To show sincerity, the Federation directly changed the funeral seating chart that had been arranged long ago - from the last row to the first row. It just happened to be the opposite of the Empire.
Now, the previously looked down upon E Yi has completely raised his head and even walked with a breeze at the funeral, which really made a group of diplomats envious.
Although Yexing is not big, the country is very competitive, which is really incomparable.
On the other hand, the Federation actually directly ordered the Empire to vacate the original embassy building and give it to Yexing as their office.
Upon hearing the news, the first reaction of various politicians was: The federal government has gone crazy!
But if you think about it carefully, Ambassador Yan of the Empire has threatened to break off diplomatic relations, and the Federation will definitely fight back loudly. Forcing the other party to relocate its consulate is actually nothing. In the ancient Earth period, when two major countries had international disputes, they would directly close each other's consulates overnight.
However, giving the Empire's embassy to Yexing, while expressing the Federation's inclinations, also made the onlookers sigh.
...I always feel like I'm returning something old.
The orthodoxy of the empire is on the wild star.
They didn't know that this embassy was actually one of the conditions negotiated between Bai Ling and the Federation.
That night, the wind blew in the tall buildings, and the flags on the poles were blown all over the place, creating a chaotic scene. At this moment, a thin and bony hand grasped the flagpole tightly and powerfully, and using the force to push forward, it stood on the concrete scaffold.
The wind blew up his white hair, revealing Bai Ling's bright gray eyes.
He stood on a high place, looking down like a bird.
The perspective looking down from the sky is completely different. The retina contracts, creating wide-angle vision like a fish eye. At this moment, the surrounding buildings are all in sight. In the densely packed window panes, some people are working, some are living, some are busy, and some are enjoying themselves... Standing here, you can see all kinds of things in the world, including human beings and all things.
And he is the calm observer who stands above the human realm.
With a slight click, the fire was lit.
A small bright red flame was dancing on the windproof lighter. It was lifted up, jumped, jumped, and jumped onto the flag. Then, with the help of the east wind, it burned unstoppably! Sparks flew into the sky under the wind and landed in unknown corners.
On the back of the flag, twenty-three planets were burned by fire, as if foreshadowing an impending swallowing.
The fire fell into Bai Ling's eyes, and his pupils also burned.
He looked up at the flames and then looked down at the earth, his heart was so excited that he couldn't suppress it.
He could have lived a peaceful life if he had a second chance to live his life, but he still chose this path.
Once, he thought that this was just a kind of inertia in life, just like people are used to doing familiar things and walking familiar paths.
But now he suddenly realized that he liked this feeling. Standing high up, looking down at humans, he is a bird, and this is how he was born!
Put power under your feet.
Put the world beneath you.
After he left, they took down the burnt old flag and replaced it with his new one.
…
A public restroom in the corner of Wildstar Airport.
The compartments are empty, forming an excellent sound echoer. Here, any movement will be amplified by the collision and reflection of sound waves and tiles.
The suitcase was thrown outside randomly, and through the gap in the door, a pair of shoes dropped on the ground could be vaguely seen. Next to it was a terminal, its speaker was on, playing a piece of current affairs news:
"…On January 9, 2414, E Yi, the ambassador of the Third Experimental Country to the Federation, presented his credentials to the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Interstellar Federation. The minister said that the Federation attached great importance to developing relations with Wild Star and was willing to expand cooperation between the two countries in multiple fields. The next day, the Federation announced that it would return the three planets to the Third Experimental Country, which would greatly enhance the political strength of Wild Star. Today, Wild Star has become the fourth largest country in the universe and is conducting consultations on establishing diplomatic relations with many countries—"
When he heard the word "fourth country", he instantly clenched his knees, causing the man under him to groan.
Her blonde hair was hanging down, and the contraceptive label on her neck was bitten red by the hawk's teeth. Yu Chen opened his eyelids and examined the bird from bottom to top. He sniffed his neck and raised his eyebrows:
"You are so excited. Do you like hearing these words so much? Strength, great country, becoming stronger—"
The clothes were intact, with only a small piece of skin touching each other, and the bird's warmth was completely transmitted through the thin cloth.
With every word he said in his evil, low, magnetic voice, the bird trembled with excitement. The prosthetic limb hit Yu Chen's thigh tightly, and he gritted his teeth, even arching his thin waist.
Very cool. The feeling of riding on the emperor and stepping on hegemony is simply addictive. He leaned over to the mermaid's ear and panted, "Comfortable."
It was as if his sensory mechanism was damaged, and as soon as he got off the plane, he couldn't wait to drag the mermaid into the public toilet, regardless of the filth... Or perhaps the filth was more of a catalyst, which suited him so well as he was covered in political mud - he liked that feeling of dominance, as if he had contracted a bad habit and didn't want to get rid of it, but just wanted to go crazy and continue.
The best way to embody this illusory sense of supremacy is to press the most vicious monster in the world onto the toilet seat of a dirty public toilet.
He vented all his endless adrenaline on Yu Chen. Some people enjoyed drinking, smoking, and gambling, but he enjoyed using the emperor as a male prostitute.
"Have I led you astray?"
Yu Chen asked with a hint of regret. But his tone was clearly one of pleasure and indulgence, he actually wanted it to be like this - looking at the eagle he raised, eating in someone else's pigeon cage with a bloody face and making a mess of the situation, he wanted to kiss its feathers and hold it in his mouth.
"Shut up." He put his arm on the mermaid's shoulder, moved his hand down, and his sharp fingertips dug deep into the back he had been thinking about day and night. Bai Ling's breath engulfed him with a turbulent aura, his eyes burning with enthusiasm, and he bit his earlobe wantonly and fiercely in a hoarse voice:
"Lick me."
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