Chapter 234: Rebellion against Tiangang! Sanctimonious things
But speaking of grievances, this sick leave was really unpleasant.
After seeing the capillary network running all over the ceiling, Zhuo Liangmu hesitated to speak and gave them a shot of prevention in advance:
"In your current state, your Majesty will have to abstain from sex for a while after being chained today."
Otherwise, what will happen if the activity level continues at this level?
Hearing that she had to abstain from sex, the mermaid who was resting with her eyes closed slightly raised her eyes, then lowered them, "Okay."
The nurse came over and whispered that the equipment had been debugged and asked him to go in for a comprehensive examination. Yu Chen stood up and walked in under Bai Ling's gaze until the door slid closed.
Bai Ling felt inexplicably uncomfortable.
I kind of regretted sleeping in a vegetarian bed last night, even with my hair pressed down on me.
He pulled Zhuo Liangmu aside and whispered, "The chains will be put on today, so what time is it exactly?"
Zhuo Liangmu thought for a moment and said, "Tonight at the latest. We can't delay any longer."
Bai Ling understood himself: "So it means before tomorrow? It means before midnight."
Zhuo Liangmu: "...What are you going to do?"
"No," Bai Ling said casually, "I just calculated how many hours he had left before he could abstain from sex."
Now that things have come to this, how could the nearly 100-year-old woodpecker not understand? He was shocked that young people are full of firepower, and at the same time he sighed that no matter how many children a monarch has, none is as good as this one.
The monarch went for a X-ray scan, and Zhuo Liangmu and others were outside with nothing to do, so he chatted with Bai Ling for a while.
Bai Ling glanced at the capillary network in the corner of the wall and remembered something. Ever since the mermaid pulled the net to save Lu Hang last time, the net has not been as active as before.
Bloodnet's eyes were no longer bright, but became gray, as if it had cataracts, and sometimes they would blink with tears in their eyes.
Bai Ling felt that this must have been caused by the mental poison of the half-merman.
He didn't know much about the half-merman, and most of it was reported to him by Lu Hang after he woke up.
Bai Ling was actually not surprised by this. Because before this, Yu Chen mentioned that he might not be the last mermaid in the empire, and half of him was still at large.
However, Bai Ling did not expect that half was so vicious and actually wanted to take over Lu Hang's body.
Compared to Yu Chen, who was just temporarily occupying the little doctor's eyes as a camera, the mermaid relative's behavior was ten times worse.
No wonder Yu Chen wanted to kill it.
We don’t know how many people have been harmed by those left in this world.
After investigation, they determined that the main body of the half mermaid must have run away. It was very cunning. When it could not completely control Lu Hang's body and learned that the revolutionary army was approaching, it decisively abandoned Lu Hang and escaped through the sewer of the incinerator.
There must be someone to pick him up, so he ran very fast and disappeared without a trace.
But Bai Ling believed that this guy couldn't run far. For someone who has been in a wheelchair for years, eats a plate of eyeballs for every meal, and hides in places without internet and dares not show his head, the hiding places he can choose must be limited.
When Bai Ling digs deeper into the capital area, he will definitely find clues to force it out.
Later, after Lu Hang's identification, they checked the small library where the half mermaid lived.
It was filled with books about Isupareso. He arranged the books by time and category in an obsessive way, and when he walked to the newest bookshelf, he actually found a book published this year that studied his marriage with Bai Ling.
Bai Ling took back the book "The Twisted Marriage Life of the Last Emperor", flipped through a few pages, and rolled around on the bed laughing.
It says, "Isupalaiso is cold-blooded and has only political interests in mind. He is holding his nose and marrying Bai Ling as a temporary measure."
He also predicted confidently, "Given the erratic mood, morbid suspicion, arbitrary power, and cold tyranny that Isupalaiso has shown over the years, I believe that at some point in the future, his alliance with Bai Ling will fall apart. They will definitely turn against each other and go their separate ways because of something that involves their own interests, and eventually set off a shocking scandal and internal strife in the empire!"
Bai Ling really wanted to write an email to the author of this book: You really should have seen how the cold-blooded and cruel late emperor kept it inside me all night and refused to pull it out.
Although this book is full of boasting, lacks basis and is full of subjective conjecture, Bai Ling checked and found that it is actually selling very well on Star Network.
Ranked second on the sales list this month.
Second only to "Golden Star: Wild Star Shift. Citizen's Guide"
It turns out that human nature is to join in the fun, and everyone loves to watch this kind of "decoding of the evil leader's marriage life."
But Bai Ling didn't take it seriously at all.
After all, the rumors about Mr. D and the postman had been circulating for a long time, and the media often speculated that he had a bad relationship with the old emperor, saying that he found a lover just to shun the old emperor.
Therefore, in the eyes of the public, his relationship with Isupareso has never been close, it is just pure mutual exploitation.
Just use it if you want, Bai Ling doesn’t care. According to the mermaid's logic, the essence of marriage is a combination of interests, which he also admits.
Thinking of this, he put the matter behind him.
In addition to the books, the half-merman also left a slightly sarcastic message, written in the blood of an unknown substance on the bathroom mirror.
The soldier in charge of the investigation went in to see and was so scared that he almost fell to the ground. Finally, he took a photo with his terminal and sent it to Bai Ling.
Bai Ling clicked on it and identified it. It said:
You are like me, old and ugly
Bai Ling:?
He thought it was some powerful word, but this is it?
What is shouting from a distance?
But when he showed it to Yu Chen, the young-looking mermaid sneered, "Old?"
Bai Ling: “…”
It can be seen that it is indeed lethal.
Mermaids seem to be really cruel and seriously serve the American people.
The points of aggression between them are different from those of ordinary males - for example, male peacocks call each other shed chickens.
I don’t know if it was because of this sentence that affected my mood, or because I was injured when rescuing Lu Hang, but my vegetative kidneys and capillary network have been a little weak in the past two days.
Today, he happened to catch Zhuo Liangmu, so he remembered to ask: "I see that the net on the ceiling is a little limp, and I can't even muster the energy to catch mosquitoes. I was bitten by mosquitoes several times last night. Is there any way to cure it?"
Zhuo Liangmu: “…”
He is just an ordinary doctor, how could he treat something that is beyond common sense!
Besides, isn't the state of the spiritual thread linked to the monarch himself?
He really wanted to explain, but seeing the serious look on the little white bird's face, it seemed impossible to explain to it.
Zhuo Liangmu coughed lightly and forced himself to say, "Uh... well..."
Bai Ling gestured to him sincerely: "I feel like the 100 eyes on the net are not feeling well. Is it trachoma or conjunctivitis?"
Zhuo Liangmu: "...Is it possible?"
Bai Ling nodded: "Then please prescribe some eye drops for me."
So, when the monarch was away, everyone in the department stood aside and watched Commander Bai's strange behavior in silence.
The blood-red net clearly looked like a disaster from a horror movie, but it nestled in the omega's lap like a small animal, allowing Bai Ling to sit there, leaning down, concentrating on applying eye drops to it.
Everyone: Am I crazy, or is this world crazy?
"Okay," Bai Ling tapped a hundred eyes and blew on them one by one, "It should feel better now."
The hundred eyes blinked at the same time, sending a chill down the spine of the onlookers. But the next second, the web crawled away happily, its eyes shining, and ate a big bite of the mosquito on the wall.
Zhuo Liangmu was stunned: "What the hell is this..."
A medical miracle? !
Bai Ling praised: "So good."
Everyone: Shouting "good boy" to the monarch's monster is simply... the opposite of Tian Gang!
They looked at each other, and they all had the same feeling in their hearts, as if the power relationship between Commander Bai and the monarch was becoming increasingly reversed.
This meeting is completely different from a year ago.
I don't know what the monarch thinks or whether he would mind. After all, it is a matter concerning the dignity of the alpha. The two of them should not fall out over this.
Of course they hope for the best for both of them.
But a monarch is a monarch after all, and his heart is as unfathomable as the sea. In the past, the monarch was strong and Bai Ling followed him, and the two lived in peace. However, now the situation is reversed, with Commander Bai being in power and the monarch following... It is hard not to wonder whether a rift will arise between the two because of the subtle change in power.
There are many such examples throughout history.
No matter how healthy the emperor is, he will be afraid of the crown prince's arrogance.
What's more, the monarch often goes to the hospital.
If the two quarrel one day and Commander Bai raises an army to imprison the monarch, then we will be doomed.
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Yu Chen got up early today. There was no need to queue up for the examination at the private medical facility, so he still had time to eat breakfast after finishing the whole process.
Put the chairs on the wet lawn and set the table under the lemon tree. The bright and colorful sunlight poured through the gaps between the leaves, adding a touch of gold to the large cluster of roses on the table.
Black pepper and onion potato cakes, fig jam, and hollow bread - the food is simple, but fresh. The potatoes were soft and chewy and were freshly dug last night, and the figs were still hanging on the treetops half an hour ago.
Bai Ling was holding a round and fragrant potato cake in his mouth and strolling barefoot on the lawn. The morning dew had not yet dissipated, and his toes were slightly wet, feeling cool and comfortable.
He was more interested in the gardens than the expensive interior of the castle.
He touched here and looked there, and finally picked up a big bunch of lemons and brought them back in his pocket. He couldn't even finish them. Placed on the fruit plate on the dining table, the fruits are golden, yellow and orange, more fragrant than flowers and more brilliant than grass.
Birds like this kind of place, where there are fruit trees everywhere and food everywhere.
And just after you finish breakfast, the AI butler will ask you what your plans are for lunch.
Bai Ling said he wanted to eat meat, so Yu Chen hired a chef from the best restaurant in town and asked him to roast a suckling pig in the oven in the garden.
While the stove was being lit over there, the mermaid was tidying up the manor and cleaning the swimming pool over here - it was not that he couldn't hire someone to do it, but he insisted on working for a while.
The husband has his own reasoning for this:
"Proper labor can suppress desires and give you a sense of achievement. Rich people always seek excitement, and then their thresholds get higher and higher, so I have to do some physical work to control my threshold to a certain level, so that I can enjoy more happiness."
He is a machine that regularly polishes itself.
During the time of immortality, try not to let yourself rust.
There was a loose staircase in the castle, so a carpenter was called in to fix it. The mermaid actually ignored her status and squatted beside to watch, and even discussed with others which type of wood is insect-proof for indoor use and which type is moisture-proof for outdoor use.
He was wearing a face-changer, and the carpenter didn't know who he was and thought he was just an ordinary worker at home. They had a pleasant chat and he even lent him his tools to play with for a while.
He found some planks on the spot, rolled them into a wooden bench and placed it in the garden for Bai Ling to sit on.
Bai Ling didn't find it strange to see him like this. There were many emperors in history who liked carpentry. It was normal to have some strange hobbies.
On the other hand, the cook said that the stove should be burned with pine wood so that the roasted meat would be fragrant.
Yu Chen bought some firewood and helped to chop half of it.
What a contradiction.
Bai Ling sat on the new bench with his name engraved on it, staring at the mermaid without blinking. Sometimes I really feel that this guy is full of contradictions. On one hand, he is a gentleman having an elegant candlelight dinner, and on the other hand, he is a woodcutter chopping wood, having nothing to do in the afternoon so he fucks his wife all afternoon.
He is obviously from the same nest as his mermaid relatives, so why does he look like this?
Maybe this question is too troubling.
Bai Ling gave the king and the woodcutter a calm look.
Yu Chen put down the axe and curled his lips slightly, revealing a meaning that only the two of them understood.
Lunch is suspended, the place is cleared and the doors are closed. The purpose of labor is to exercise restraint, and after exercising restraint, of course, one must indulge oneself. Opening up a new battlefield at the island counter in the open kitchen, Bai Ling grabbed his dirty work gloves and pulled them off to make it easier for him to pry open his prosthesis with his hands.
I forgot to turn on the air conditioner on such a hot day, so I just relied on the convection wind from the window to dissipate heat, and my posture was still facing forward with my arms around my chest.
The fluffy white hair gradually became wet with sweat, the bird's whole body was trembling silently, and water drops were dripping from her thin and skinny belly as it rose and fell violently. Finally, water dripped down and scalded the mermaid so much that she shivered. The body temperature difference between cold-blooded animals and birds is too big, and playing like this is really fun.
The rise in body temperature would cause the brain to lack oxygen. The bird unconsciously circled his neck, stretched its toes slightly, and confided in him in a hoarse voice that its stomach was sore and it wanted to lay eggs...
He put his lips to the bird's ear, his breath brushing the sweaty earlobe and hair, "Go ahead, I'll make it into a salad tonight."
Finally made a salad. Cut the best tomatoes into small pieces, add cheese and romaine lettuce, and then mash the egg yolk and mix them together. The mermaid said that the taste is the most delicious in the world.
The original lunch also became afternoon tea.
It was too hot and they were too lazy to move. After they finished, they simply sat on the kitchen floor and ate the meat, salad and puff pastry on the plate.
Bai Ling's white T-shirt was wide and loose, with an open neckline, revealing a delicate and smooth collarbone. He was originally sitting cross-legged, but because he felt thirsty, he turned his body and went to pick the refrigerator door next to him. He raised his neck and arms, pulled out a large bottle of drink, and took a big sip directly from the bottle.
The hem of the white T-shirt was pulled up with the movement, revealing a tight waistline and slightly swollen gluteal muscles.
Yu Chen's eyes turned around and around, and his throat began to feel thirsty. Fortunately, Bai Ling turned back in time, looked at him, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Here you go."
Handing it over, Yu Chen also raised his head and took a sip.
High sugar, excess, and a diet on the kitchen floor were a ridiculous life - and he had to live it for the rest of his life.
Doing sports together does consume a lot of calories, but for Bai Ling, consuming carbohydrates and high protein is no psychological burden at all.
After taking a shower, I relaxed for a while and felt like my soul and body were empty.
It's time to go out for a walk.
Starting from the castle gate, go down the mountain and walk slowly along the path that stretches down the hill. The valley is winding, and the undulating hills in the distance were born ten thousand years ago. Now illuminated by the setting sun, they are still as cute as freshly baked bread.
The old man was full of energy and insisted on holding his hand and walking down the slope covered with wild flowers. In this way, they could look up and see the lake below from the unobstructed hillside.
Fortunately, as I am used to forced marches, I was able to walk relatively smoothly.
There were also moments when he wanted to cheat - Bai Ling sat on a rock to take a rest, and just when he was about to say "I'll stay here for a while, you go first", the old man picked him up and carried him all the way down the mountain.
On the way, I heard Bai Ling struggling and shouting, "Old bastard, ah, put me down!"
“No.” The old bastard laughed.
"How old are you and you still play this?"
“I’ve never played it before.”
"...Fuck it," Bai Ling's forehead twitched, and he said in a tough voice, "Okay, just this once."
Of course, the old bastard's nature was greed. When he arrived in the town, he began to use threats and inducements, asking implicitly how many pistachio ice creams his baby should eat so that he could have another chance.
Bai Ling almost wanted to spit at him. He could obviously force it, but he insisted on getting your permission in person. Sanctimonious stuff.
I don't understand his mentality at all.
So Bai Ling coldly said to him, "Fifty! If I can't finish them all, I'll apply for a card to save them."
Yu Chen leaned against the counter of the ice cream shop, smiled gently, then raised his eyebrows and announced proudly: "All the pistachio ice cream in the store today will be paid for by me, the old bastard."
He is so honest.
Bai Ling held the ice cream in his left hand and put the card in his pocket with his right hand. He patted his trouser pocket and replied very coldly: "Well done, you bribed the highest commander. Now you can do whatever you want."
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