Chapter 33 The Ninth Thousand Year Old Man has arrived and I want to have a baby. You have never taken a physiology class...
Playing a game of chess with Yu Chen is more tiring than driving a mecha to beat up the little alpha.
Bai Lingyan held up his little feathers and used his cheek to scribble on the "O Code of Morals".
Why did we lose?
His moves were obviously perfect, as the opponent was still missing the "queen". Until the last move, he thought he had won... but he was caught off guard and was killed by the black side's defeated pieces in one blow.
Bai Ling drew an 8x8 grid on the book, forcing himself to review the reasons for his failure.
This is also one of the habits Mr. D instilled in him.
Summarize the experience and come again next time.
Just like that, step by step, his battle time with Mr. D increased from 3 minutes to 10 minutes, and then to the last year he could easily hold off the opponent for an hour, making great progress.
However, in the tens of thousands of games he played against Mr. D, he rarely won.
Well...it's better to say, I only won once.
The victory was because he proposed a bet with Mr. D. I can’t remember what they bet on…
His mental disorder caused his memory to be confused before his death. He only remembered that every evening, he and Rattlesnake would go to the station entrance to sell water and umbrellas.
When he got home late at night and opened the terminal, he found that Mr. D had been offline for a whole month. He would move his fingers and send a "Good Night" as usual. Then, under the dim light, he would stuff a handful of placebo into his mouth, breathe in cold air, and limp to the public bathroom to grab the faucet.
He never told Mr. D about his true situation.
A failed stray dog should hide in a garbage dump and die slowly instead of going out and dirtying other people's trouser legs.
So Mr. D didn’t reply to the message. Although he felt disappointed, he actually felt that it was better this way…
Buzz. The terminal vibrates slightly.
[Little Bird’s Dish]: Good morning, baby.
Bai Ling's pupils trembled, and he quickly covered the screen, his heart beating wildly.
What the hell…! When did this old guy add the number?
They even came up with such a remark name...speechless.
Bai Ling held his forehead and covered it with his arms, and couldn't help but lift the screen to take another glance.
[Bird's Dish]: Let me show you the newly blooming broom flowers in the garden. photo.jpg
The teacher on the stage narrowed his eyes and looked around: "Let me see who is fiddling with the terminal down there?"
Bai Ling immediately sat up straight, his expression not revealing a single detail.
As expected, the teacher's eyes slowly moved away, and when they moved to his side, they suddenly paused.
Bai Ling quickly poked Sava's abdominal muscles twice to get him up.
Sava raised his forehead, which was covered with red marks, and rubbed his eyes in a daze, "What... who is yelling so early in the morning? Is it going to stop?"
teacher:"……"
"Stand up!" The teacher slammed the table angrily and scolded: "You are such a loser, how are you going to raise your offspring in the future?"
Sava rubbed his short hair, looked lazy and stretched out his long arms, and raised his hands in a nonchalant manner:
"Teacher, I need leave."
The teacher's face turned black: "Why do you want to ask for leave?"
Sava said confidently: "I want to hold the nest, haven't you ever taken a physiology class?"
The teacher and the little Os gasped.
This, this, this, can you say this in public, like holding eggs or something?
The teacher's face turned pale and blue, and he asked anxiously: "You...you are His Majesty's little pet who has not yet served him in bed, how come you are nesting now!"
Sava: "I miss him so much. I dreamed about him laying an egg last night. This is a typical dream egg. Doesn't the teacher know? Has the teacher really taken a physiology class?"
He called me teacher all the time and seemed very sincere.
Teacher: "...bring your review and my blessing and sit down! You can rest, but you are not allowed to make any noise."
Sava went back and lay down happily.
Bai Ling: "...How could there be such a dirty thing?"
North's expression was indescribable: "I didn't expect Comrade Sava to have such a strong mental quality. He can even lay eggs in his dream of TGK. His experience bar has already surpassed our class by 100%."
Bai Ling sneered: "Just listen to his nonsense."
Even if this stinky chicken lays eggs, they will definitely be laid for his beta mistress.
Incubation and laying of eggs has always been a highly sensitive topic for young omegas. North looked down and saw that the small seafood group was also in an uproar, gossiping one after another.
[10th edition - Seafood marinated food stall]
[Steamed sea urchin with egg]: So strong! Is this the strength of the Raptor? It takes a lot of love to be able to produce eggs without any contact with alpha hormones.
[999 for a big prawn]: Alph hormone guidance is only one of the necessary conditions. The most important thing is to have a comfortable nest, a bright environment, gentle and entangled spiritual comfort, etc. In short, whenever I feel particularly comfortable, I will want to poop.
[Sea hare dipped in mustard]: Damn, you make my tentacles stand up.
[999 for a big prawn]: And I am quite sure that this young raptor is joking, and the object of his egg-laying must be someone else.
[Steamed sea urchin with egg]:? There’s melon!
[Big prawn for 999]: This is... a long story.
[Sea hare dipped in mustard]: (knocking on shrimp shells.jpg) Let’s make it short!
[A big shrimp for 999]: Ahem, actually this is a bloody drama about the grudges among the rich and powerful and the entanglement between a scumbag and a bitch. I only heard some details when I was eating melon with my aristocratic girlfriend, so it’s not guaranteed to be authentic. Do you know the name "Heinz"? A senior civil servant of TGK, who speaks on the news every day. But you would never have thought that such a powerful official was only qualified to serve tea and water to the young master...
[Sea hare dipped in mustard]:! ! ! A domineering young master and a pretty slave, is it so exciting?
[Steamed sea urchin with egg]: (Move the small stool and raise the tentacles
[999 for a big prawn]: This is just the beginning, the excitement is coming! They grew up together as childhood sweethearts. The master is one year older than the slave. They eat and live together all day long. Adolescence is also restless, so it is inevitable that something will happen (you know what I mean). Although the young master had a bad temper, he was very tolerant of his younger brother. He accepted the loss and even paid for the little slave to go to college. This slave was indeed very hardworking. He entered the central government right after graduation and worked very hard all the way. As a beta, he managed to beat a group of alphas and entered the core group.
[999 for a big prawn]: As the saying goes, fortunes change over time. The young master's family gradually fell into decline, while the slaves rose to prominence. I thought that considering the deep affection between master and servant, the little servant would be able to repay the favor and help the master. But I didn't expect that, tsk tsk tsk, on the first day of his promotion, Mr. Heinz did something worse than an animal to the young master in front of the whole family of his former master -
[Steamed sea urchin with egg]: Suggested keywords: younger, yandere, master-servant, inferior to superior
[Sea hare with mustard]: Stop breathing heavily when speaking, tell me quickly, what happened?
In the chilly classroom, the teacher was speaking slowly and dully about the empire's newly established birth policy.
North glanced at the latest message displayed on the terminal.
[A Big Prawn 999]: …The slaves were too lazy to even get off the ship. With a gloomy hand, they pointed and directly sent people to seal off the Duke's Mansion. The young master was extremely anxious. He put aside his dignity and pleaded in a low voice in front of the whole family, and was finally allowed to board the ship. However, Heinz ordered his men to close the small door, and in public, he teased the young master until he lost consciousness.
[999 for a big prawn]: It is said that many people heard the young master’s wailing through the door, it was so miserable. Finally, the small door slid open, and a blue tentacle wrapped around the young master and dropped him on the tarmac. Then, Skyship No. 1, printed with the emblem of a royal official, raised its bow and spewed away, spewing thick smoke.
Da Xia's story was so vivid that it seemed as if he had witnessed it with his own eyes, and it was very vivid. North tasted it carefully, and gradually felt a strange feeling.
[Sea hare dipped in mustard]: Why do I feel like a scumbag’s behavior is so similar…
[Steamed sea urchin with egg]: (The 9,000-year-old has arrived
[Sea hare dipped in mustard]: Yes, yes, yes! It has a strong Dongchang flavor.
[大虾一只999]: Well...it's almost the same to say that the Neiguan Group is the interstellar eunuchs. They are the emperor's personal secretaries, and their influence spreads from top to bottom, and their say is often higher than that of parliamentarians and ministers.
Isn’t this a modern version of the story of the farmer and the snake?
Having such an ungrateful, sinister and vicious mistress, North began to worry about the young master's mental state.
Then look at Sava, who was sleeping on the table with a frown on his face. I don’t know what kind of nightmare he was in, gnashing his teeth and mumbling in his sleep:
"That's...my...squirrel! Go eat yours..."
North: “…”
The eagle owl really eats everything, ha, haha.
North thought that he should pay more attention to himself.
The teacher called him up and asked him to answer the history of the Reproductive Rights Act.
North stood up, thought about what he had learned before, and recited fluently:
"In the year 2309 of the Interstellar Calendar, the previous emperor amended the law and listed omega as the first strategic resource that the empire banned from export. It was listed at the top of the list, along with endangered animals, plants, and minerals.
"In 2325, the previous emperor publicly issued a shocking declaration, in which he declared: Please rest assured, people, we will do our utmost to protect all the legal rights of omegas except for [freedom].
"In 2327, the [Guardian] system was launched, omega resources were effectively utilized, and the hatching rate of new eggs in the Empire achieved a 10% increase for the first time in 150 years."
Bai Ling was originally dozing with his forehead supported, but suddenly he opened his eyes and glanced at North.
These specific years and data are not in the book.
Looking at the stage, the teacher was also stunned, becoming flustered and terrified.
North continued: "In 2400, the new emperor of the empire came to power and overthrew the previous imperial dynasty through peaceful evolution, but did not end the imperial system."
He changed his tone to a joking one: "In the same year, the new emperor announced: The reproductive priority of omegas throughout the empire, regardless of age, legally belongs to me. From then on, the era of—"
The teacher finally couldn't stand it anymore: "That's enough, shut up! Who allowed you to slander our great king like this?"
What a big hat to put on.
North blinked innocently and said:
"Teacher, I just told you the truth about what your Majesty did. I didn't slander you."
The teacher was speechless for a moment, and then he scolded without knowing the truth:
"Forbidden to discuss any of His Majesty's decisions!"
"I understand. I will pay attention next time." North stuck out his tongue secretly and sat down slidably.
Bai Ling had a hint of sneer on his face. The sign that a country is going downhill is the extreme control of speech and the prohibition of talking about history.
The teacher secretly glanced at the monitor above his head and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It was a close call. If he had reacted a little slower and these ignorant little pets had pointed out the illegal content, he would probably have been reported to the secret police and arrested and fryed in oil.
The teacher was still frightened and sternly warned the little pets:
"And the rest of you, remember this - Omegas only need to learn the contents of the Ode Code according to the book. It is illegal to obtain knowledge from any other channels. Do you understand?"
A group of sparse replies: "... Got it."
The teacher's face lightened up a bit, and in order to restore his teacher ethics and authority, he added:
"But it is also necessary to learn some harmless cultural knowledge from time to time, such as baking, flower arrangement, and dining etiquette. In case His Majesty takes you to a diplomatic occasion, you can avoid making mistakes on the spot."
"There is also a library in the dormitory area. It's on the 78th floor. You can enter by swiping the prohibition device. That's it. get out of class dismissed."
As usual, everyone stood up and shouted "Praise The Great King", then rushed to the cafeteria to eat.
Bai Ling seemed to be thinking about something, and asked, "Can a pet really be involved in diplomatic occasions?"
As North packed up his things, he said, "Of course you can. You can just become a favorite concubine. But I guess you'll just be a mute vase to keep TGK company. If you want to hold your head high and have a high conversation with those foreign ministers, you'll probably have to become the queen."
North picked up the book, and suddenly his eyebrows danced with joy as he thought of something: "Maybe we can have a queen this year. Hehe~ If one person succeeds, the whole family will benefit, and we can also benefit from it."
Bai Ling disagreed: "So what if she is the queen? At most, she is just a talking vase."
Old North shook his head in a pedantic manner and said, "Birdbird, you don't understand this. According to the current constitution, the queen of this country has the right to inherit the throne."
Bai Ling's eyes flashed, and then asked: "What do you mean?"
"What it means is that in our empire, when the emperor passes away, the first heir is not the prince, not a relative, but -"
North smiled slightly: "Queen."
Bai Ling's mind flashed as he recalled the Queen card he had drawn in the square.
North put the back of his hand to his mouth and lowered his voice: "So, TGK does not have a queen, the highest is only a concubine. He must be afraid that if something goes wrong, someone will take advantage of this system bug and make him lose power."
Bai Ling suddenly had a bold idea.
if……
Just suppose... he controlled the tyrant during the night of the emperor's sleepover, threatened him to set himself as the queen in the system, then shot the tyrant to death and quickly put a puppet in office?
The legitimacy of power can be obtained in an instant.
His years of experience in mediating in the military power field told him that the more he wanted to seize power across levels, the more he had to take unconventional approaches and attack flexibly from behind to take the enemy by surprise.
The security around the tyrant is indeed impenetrable. Once an attacker with bad intentions is caught, he will be shot dead immediately without leaving any alive.
But since ancient times, risks have been proportional to returns. Even if there is only a 0.00001% chance, as long as he succeeds, Bai Ling can completely reverse the fate of the empire in the next ten years.
This is neither naive nor whimsical.
The reason why those in a high position can become the high position is because they dare to try what ordinary people dare not think of.
Bai Ling rubbed his chin as he thought.
Moreover, if he wanted to find a "puppet" with experience and vision, he already had one ready-made...
For example, [Little Bird’s Dish].
Although the conditions were barely met, the plan was far from thorough enough. He had to learn more about the "Queen's Succession System" in detail to avoid misunderstanding it and ending up with nothing.
"Is there any relevant information about this system? I would like to learn about it." Bai Ling asked calmly.
As if he had been prepared, North immediately listed a series of books and told him: "These are all books circulating in the market. They are not banned. They are in the library on the 78th floor."
Bai Ling frowned and looked at him sharply: "You seem to know a lot about it?"
North said resentfully, "The library? Of course I know that. Niao Niao, you're often not in the dormitory, don't you know? Sava is catching up on his sleep during the day, and when he's dreaming, he'll make noises. I couldn't stand the noise, so I had to go to the library with them and stay there..."
As long as it comes to Sava's bad habits, Bai Ling finds it hard to disagree.
He silently recited the book list and took the elevator downstairs, but he didn't know that the pair of eyes behind him were staring at his back. Finally, the corners of his mouth raised, revealing a strange look.
North: “Hey.”
Sava happened to pass by, glanced at him and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
North turned his head and looked like a gentle and kind little white ocean rabbit again. He touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly, "I ate too much melon and burped."
Sava's eyes suddenly lit up: "What kind of hot melon is this? Bring it to me and see it!"
North's scalp tingled and he thought, let me show you, that would be terrible, the entire seafood class would be turned into raw marinated by physics. He quickly laughed it off and said it was just old news, then quickly joined the large group heading to the cafeteria.
Sava narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "It seems like they have something to hide."
He felt sick when he thought of the food in the cafeteria that had no meat, so he went straight back to the dormitory to catch up on some sleep.
As soon as the door was opened, a long blue straight haired man was sitting elegantly inside, propping up his chin and asking softly with a morbid tone:
"You missed him so much that you laid an egg for him?"
Sava quickly closed the door with a bang, and the walls shook.
Nightingale, who was passing by in the corridor, asked with concern: "What's wrong? Is there anything scary in there?"
Veins popped out on Sava's forehead: "Ghost."
nightingale:"……"
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