Chapter 36 shows that I am well-fed and I have to put my warm face on...
With the mentality of dying early and being reborn early, Bai Ling hurriedly put a copy of "Law of Succession to the Throne" into his bag, threw it over his shoulder and went upstairs.
To be honest, he was a little unsure.
This mentality is very subtle and he can't explain it clearly. It’s not like I haven’t made similar jokes to you before, and I’ve said many even more shameful things.
But he was straightforward and direct in his approach, and he could immediately observe the mermaid's reaction, which invisibly eliminated a lot of the anxiety of waiting.
But transmitting information over the Internet is different.
Bai Ling opened the terminal again, turned on the screen, and the message bar was clean.
The mermaid still didn't reply.
Maybe you were sleeping or working and didn’t hear me?
Bai Ling squatted at the door of the bedroom for a while holding the terminal, and was a little hesitant.
He has never been good at guessing people's thoughts through the Internet, otherwise he would not have restrained his words and actions. He has been an online friend with Mr. D for twenty years, but after his rebirth, he let this old fish pick up the guardian's card.
He prefers to receive clear instructions.
Yu Chen made him feel very comfortable in this regard. Yes meant Yes, No meant No. If he was rejected, he would immediately give a suitable explanation and would not keep him hanging.
Therefore, Bai Ling agreed to let Yu Chen be his guardian, not because of his gentle appearance, but because of -
Can communicate.
Thinking of this, Bai Ling felt a sense of relief in his heart. He slid his thumb open the terminal to unlock it, and prepared to knock on the old fish again.
"What are you thinking about here?" The door slid open silently, and a mellow and low voice asked.
Bai Ling was still flipping through the list and answered subconsciously: "No, I've already comforted myself."
"Why are you sad?"
"Because a certain bad old fish didn't..." Bai Ling said halfway and almost bit his tongue. He turned his head and saw that the bad fish was standing behind him with a smile on his face.
Yu Chen chewed the three words slowly, thinking: "Old Bad Fish, um, is this your new nickname for me?"
Bai Ling rushed into his arms like an angry bird: "Why don't you reply to my message?"
Yu Chen was pushed back half a step with his right foot, and then leaned over to hug the little bird tightly, as if he was trying to squeeze it into his heart, and threatened softly in his ear:
"Don't move."
"What's wrong with you?" Bai Ling was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyes slightly to observe his complexion, "Did I hit your ribs?"
"That's not the case. It should be considered cartilage."
Bai Ling's cheeks instantly turned red. He wanted to hit him twice, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. So he opened his arms and put his arms around the old man's waist. He grabbed his long hair like a dense forest with his fingers and pulled it angrily.
"hiss……"
When the mermaid's scalp was pulled, Bai Ling immediately let go and started stroking her hair instead.
When I touched it, my hands were full of water.
Thinking about the guy's current tense state, Bai Ling was silent for a moment, then he understood.
"You wouldn't just go take a cold shower to put out the fire after hearing my voice message, would you?"
The mermaid answered casually, "No, I swam back and forth in the passage twenty times."
"Channel water at minus eleven degrees?"
“It’s more useful than taking a shower.”
Bai Ling couldn't help but have some strange images in his mind. He always felt that the water in this channel might have something strange in its composition. Don't fish always shed their seeds on the rock walls on the seabed...
Oh shit!
He had swam so many times before and accidentally choked—
No wonder his second stage differentiation came more than a month earlier than expected, it turned out that this guy spread pheromones after intense exercise inside!
"I'll climb over the wall next time." Bai Ling said cautiously.
Yu Chen thought for a moment and realized what he was worried about. He smiled and said, "You don't want to use the water I swam in? That waterway just has some moss growing in it. I change the water every three days."
The slender bony fingers pinched his jaw, puffing up the little flesh on his cheeks. The mermaid's eyes revealed a hint of helplessness:
"—I won't get the baby pregnant."
The low emphasis brushed past the earlobe, igniting a fire.
Bai Ling's heart suddenly beat like a drum, his hands and feet were burning and sweaty, and he didn't know where to look.
What a good move of retreating to advance, the old man fish committed a malicious foul!
·
Using the free time before dinner to carry out routine maintenance has gradually become Bai Ling's daily routine.
He enjoyed the work.
Just like some people who are addicted to watching videos online of how to wash carpets, trim donkey hooves, and clean dirty kitchens, Bai Ling is also obsessed with polishing broken steel covered in motor oil until it is sparkling clean.
The feeling of seeing waste being "reborn" in his hands always satisfies some of his regrets.
Cleaning and restoring old items is like going back in time.
Then his rebirth might also be due to a whim repair by the God of Destiny?
Bai Ling was so absorbed in thinking about the similarities between the two that he didn't even notice the rustling sound of the tracks rolling over the grass.
The little robot came over and handed him the light bulb.
This is the sixth night light they have replaced in the greenhouse.
Originally, Yu Chen said he wanted to set up dinner in the garden and the table was already set. Fortunately, Bai Ling took advantage of the sunset to check the light cord. It didn't matter if I checked it out. Bai Ling just pressed the switch and there was a crackling sound. The smell of burnt rubber instantly filled the air.
Bai Ling glanced at the dripping water pipe on the ground and asked coldly:
"Who is the electrician in your greenhouse? The water has seeped in and corroded the wires."
Faced with the questioning, the old fish rarely showed any eloquence, but instead turned its head towards the ceiling in a haughty manner.
Bai Ling looked at his stubborn expression, snorted, and said with a sense of relief: "It turns out that there are things you can't do well too."
Yu Chen casually turned the ring on his thumb: "If it was fifty years ago, I might have refuted you, but now, I have to actively admit that there are many things I can't do well."
Bai Ling nodded: "Being self-aware shows that you have grown up."
Yu Chen couldn't help but chuckle at his choice of words.
growing up. I haven't heard such a description in a long time. He thought he was already old and terminally ill.
The vitality of young people is really fascinating.
Bai Ling stepped on the rubber water pipe absentmindedly and asked casually, "Your greenhouse is so humid, don't you keep fish?"
Yu Chen answered seriously: "Yes, there is, but I don't really take the bait."
Bai Ling was stunned for a moment, then reacted and pursed his lips expressionlessly.
Damn it...sooner or later I'll cast a fishing rod and tie you up!
Bai Ling climbed up the cast iron frame again, grasped the branch next to it with one hand, stretched out the other hand high, and tiptoed to reach the lamp holder.
The iron frame was not much thicker than steel bars. Bai Ling was light and had good balance, so although there was some shaking when he stepped on it, it was still within controllable range.
As the screw rings were screwed in one by one, the bulb interface was sucked onto the iron sheet. This old-fashioned booth from the last century once again sparkled, illuminating a small patch of misty green space in the dark garden.
Bai Ling glanced in the direction of the scattered light and saw that the mermaid was still standing there, not moving a single step.
"Why don't you leave?"
“You want me to leave?” The mermaid tilted her head slightly, her golden hair shining in the light, as if a filter was added.
Bai Ling couldn't say anything harsh to him, so he said unhappily, "I'm afraid you'll be bored sitting here."
In short, what's so interesting about changing a light bulb? Go play somewhere else.
"But I'm enjoying life." The mermaid smiled. The light in his blind eyes condensed into a cluster of flame-like dots, which had an irresistible appeal.
As if staring at himself.
Bai Ling was stunned for a moment and didn't say anything for a long time. I pondered his tone again and realized that this sentence was much more sincere than his usual jokes.
Enjoy life. Enjoying time with yourself...?
Or do you just think he is novel and want to relieve your loneliness by watching the maintenance process?
Both are pitiful.
"Please come closer. I'm going down and I'd like to borrow your shoulder." Bai Ling thought for a while and suddenly said.
The tall mermaid took two steps forward, stepping on the instep-deep grass.
He controlled his breathing rate and felt the temperature of the small fireball getting closer and closer. Suddenly, he felt a weight on his shoulder, and a naked human foot pressed down lightly, but the force was not strong, as if the foot was afraid of hurting the person.
Yu Chen knew that as long as he turned his head slightly, he could kiss Xiaoniao's ankle.
"It will be done soon. I'll just climb down the scaffolding." Bai Ling was afraid that he couldn't support his weight, so he reminded him.
However, just as he finished his words, a pair of bony hands forcibly grasped his waist and lifted him up in a hug.
"Ah... put me down quickly, I'm very heavy." Bai Ling was caught off guard and shouted while gasping.
"Heavy?" Yu Chen frowned tightly.
Bai Ling reluctantly gave up struggling, rested her forehead on his shoulder, and smoothed the piece of cloth that was wrinkled by her steps. "We have to weigh ourselves after class every day. I secretly gained two kilograms, and the etiquette officer has been complaining about it for several days."
"Let him mutter." Yu Chen's voice turned cold and he stopped hugging her.
Bai Ling emphasized to him: "Even without my prosthetic limbs, I am still heavier than other birds."
Yu Chen lowered his dark green eyes, and said with a hint of pride: "That means I raised her well."
Bai Ling couldn't argue with him, so he had to press his warm face against his neck.
Anyway, this old man is right.
But it is true that if he hadn't drunk so much milk when he was a child, he wouldn't have grown so tall. There is a height requirement for driving a mecha. If your legs are too short, you can't reach the operating pedals. His height is outstanding among omegas, and can even be compared with swans, cranes and other tall wading birds. Indeed...
"Good, it's because you raised him well." Praise him and make him happy for two hours.
Like holding a puppy in his arms, Yu Chen gently held his waist and back and lowered his head.
His little bird came up and touched his high nose bridge, then secretly kissed the corner of his mouth and then cunningly dodged.
The kiss made Yu Chen's fingers tense, and he unconsciously grasped Bai Ling's slender waist, raising his eyebrows: "A sneak attack? Huh?"
Bai Ling also imitated the mermaid's previous tone and said arrogantly: "Why, I'll have a dessert first."
After saying that, he deliberately smacked his lips, "Hmm... not bad, a pretty clean taste."
He expected the mermaid to come over for a kiss, so he deliberately hooked his arms around her neck and brushed his cheek against hers.
If you bully an old blind man, you will get nothing to eat.
But the mermaid played a trick on him and threw him up gently, making him fly out of her hands.
Bai Ling suddenly lost weight, and at the moment when gravity pulled him, his heart tightened and his adrenaline surged.
But all this happened in just 0.01 seconds, because the next moment, the mermaid caught him steadily and changed her position from a side hug to a face-to-face hug with her legs around him.
If he wanted to maintain his balance, he had to fold his legs behind his waist.
Bai Ling tightened his prosthetic limbs, gnashing his teeth as he stared at the smug look on the mermaid's lips, accusing him: "...bullying others with power!"
The mermaid opened her palm and pressed his back, easily pressing him to her lips, and said in a long tone:
"Now I wonder where you can hide."
Bai Ling had no choice but to go up and kiss him, letting the old bastard get what he wanted. He let him hold the soft bird ball and was kissed by him until he felt hot and lazy.
·
If you want to eat a bird, the most vulgar thing to do is to pull apart its downy feathers and eat it roughly.
Yu Chen would rather spend time and carefully design a recipe.
The time, place, conditions, and the omega’s mood at the time all need to be carefully selected and calculated in order to create the sweetest flavor on your taste buds and tongue.
To this end, Yu Chen asked Uriel to send a full set of physical examination data, print it out, and understand the meaning of the items line by line.
He spent much more time doing this than attending the online meeting, so the subordinates of the 72 Demon King Pillars wiped their sweat and asked carefully:
"Has your health declined recently? The number of meetings that AI has been attending on your behalf seems to have increased."
He told the group of foxes who were trying to get information: "I am thinking of replacing one of you. Someone is telling on you."
He tapped the armrest of the chair with his index finger, leaving the panic and mutual speculation to others.
When he said replacement, he meant more than just kicking out the group. Rather, it means completely erasing the other party's existence from this world.
A centipede is still alive even after death.
His control over the overall interstellar situation is limited, but he can easily handle certain small-scale chess games.
Of course, it is also an embarrassing situation, with no way to advance and no place to retreat.
One plate can go on, but the future can be seen with the naked eye——
Dead end.
Sometimes wisdom is more physically exhausting than ignorance.
Yu Chen put aside the things that had been lingering on his mind for more than 30 years and took out a new and old notebook.
He said it was old because it was produced as early as the last century. The last time he could see it, he remembered that a piece of gold had fallen off the lower right corner of the book.
I say it is new because when you open the pages, they are not stained by any words and there is still a faint smell of printed ink.
Yu Chen fumbled with the ruler, measured it against the title page, carefully turned his wrist, and wrote the first line of words using the ruler as a reference without being able to see.
[To my little velvet flower, I hope you will bloom in the future]
——Bird's Recipe
"Knock knock," knock on the door twice politely.
The door opened a little, revealing a head of dandelion-like white hair, and a faint voice said, "Hello, can I have dinner later? I have to go out for a while."
Yu Chen calmly put the "recipe" into the drawer, locked it tightly, rolled up his shirt sleeves, stood up and asked:
"Where to? Is it related to the competition?"
"Yes." Bai Ling nodded, and suddenly a strange feeling arose in his heart.
Did I remember it wrong?
He didn't seem to have told the fish that he was going to the competition, so how did the other party know?
I guess I just said it casually one day, eh.
He quickly found an excuse for himself and watched Yu Chen stride across the gorgeous crimson carpet, put his hand on his shoulder, and led him out.
"Go down the waterway. I have a diving suit here that is temperature-controlled. Your reproductive cavity needs to be taken care of. It's best not to get cold."
With just a few simple words, everything was settled.
AI found a diving suit. Bai Ling did not shy away from the mermaid's presence and changed directly into the tight suit. He wrapped the dry clothes in a plastic bag and put them in a waterproof bag.
Anyway, the other person can't see it, and it's not him who is becoming unbearable by hearing the rustling sound of changing clothes and thus imagining something.
However, in Yu Chen's opinion, his behavior could only be explained by complete trust.
Yu Chen thought for a moment and said slowly, "It's so cold at night, I'm still worried."
Bai Ling was most afraid of him being like this, not wanting him to keep pestering her and not letting her go, so he quickly advised, "Don't worry about it."
"How can I not worry about you?" It's just a rotten little dog, and it hasn't gotten better yet.
"It doesn't have to be the heart, it can be me." Bai Ling smiled cunningly.
Yu Chen: “?”
As he pondered over these words, his eyes suddenly trembled, and a hint of mischief rose at the corners of his mouth, as he spoke word by word:
"You little bastard, you're trying to hook me."
Bai Ling crossed his arms and raised his chin towards him: "Look, you've taken the bait, haven't you?"
Yu Chen pursed his lips and thought for a long time. He thought about how to eat him countless times in his mind. In the end, he blurted out:
"I'll take you downstairs."
He placed his fingers on the collar, his slender knuckles, and unbuttoned the obsidian buttons one by one, revealing the faint outline of his deep, grooved muscles.
Bai Ling paused, and the thought that popped into his mind was "Is this guy going to change his ways?", but he shouted:
"Please take me downstairs so you can put on your clothes. Why are you taking off your clothes?"
Yu Chen gathered his long curly hair, a hint of tenderness flashed across his brows: "I'll take you to the elevator."
Bai Ling stole a glance at him as he raised his hand, revealing a hint of his mermaid-line abdominal muscles at the edge of his shirt: "What elevator?"
Yu Chen said lightly: "Mermaid freight elevator."
The perfect and muscular body like a marble sculpture began to reveal itself piece by piece, and Bai Ling tried hard not to be distracted:
“Why do you say it’s a freight elevator?”
“Because,” the mermaid smiled as she glanced to the side, “I’m very big.”
“It’s very big.”
As he spoke, he stepped onto the edge of the pool barefoot and jumped in with a nimble figure. At that moment, the water surged and foamy waves hit the pool wall, sending out teeth-grinding shock waves. A silver-blue metallic polarized fish tail was so large that it occupied half of the pool.
The mermaid swam over, her pale, powerful arms resting on the bank of the pool, her golden hair draped gorgeously behind her undulating waist. The cold light gave her a layer of mercury, her outlines were straight and sharp, like the side of a ship riding the waves in the sea.
Bai Ling looked away with a flushed face, then glanced at him out of the corner of his eye.
Yu Chen lifted up his wet long hair, revealing his smooth forehead, and his steel-boned, gauze-like fins rippled in the water, as if sending some kind of signal.
Bai Ling stood in a daze in the distance, feeling his heart pounding and his breathing disordered.
Because the mermaid hooked her long finger at him, her lips as red as if she had just sucked blood, and she pursed her lips into a dangerous smile, just like the legendary Medusa, using her mellow and beautiful bass to lure the passing captain:
"Come on, birdy."
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