Chapter 72: Tomatoes help you become as stiff as a rusty warehouse...
It's just a toy to entertain yourself.
Bai Ling was stunned, and before he could react, Sava rolled up his pants and got furious:
"How could he say that about you!"
Sava has a very straightforward temper, so in order to avoid conflicts, Bai Ling had already given him a heads-up before he came, saying that this time they were going to the garden of an "acquaintance", but it was too late, so they had to carry out a covert mission, and they had to act quickly, accurately, and ruthlessly, and just pluck the cherry tomatoes and run away.
Sava readily agreed at the time, patting Mao's chest and saying that he would become king in secret at night.
Who would have thought that less than two minutes after landing, he would rush out and explode.
Bai Ling flapped his wings and lowered his voice: "You are lurking, Lieutenant!"
Sava said seriously: "My lurking purpose is to eliminate all enemies."
Everyone who has seen him has said Good Game, but that doesn't mean he has been successful in his lurking.
Bai Ling said expressionlessly: "This is not the enemy camp, this is my second canteen. We are just here to get supplies. Besides, he was not talking about me at all."
Sava: "? If not you, then who is it?"
Just as he finished speaking, he heard a voice coming from the study, a slightly low voice said:
"So, Cade's opinion is not necessary for me. Do you understand what I mean?"
Sava: ...You're talking about the tyrant Cade.
He turned his big cat face and began to look the bird up and down: "How did you guess it?"
Falcon stretched his wings boredly: "Of course it's because..." He and I have a special relationship.
Apart from anything else, the mermaid's attitude made him feel at ease. He has enough self-confidence that the other party will never belittle him for any reason under any circumstances.
On the one hand, Yu Chen respected him enough. On the other hand, older men have strong psychological qualities and do not need to rely on lying to cover up themselves like young people.
However, it was difficult to explain the reason to Sava.
Bai Ling was organizing his words while the conversation in the study continued. However, after a while, the topic suddenly changed.
Heinz said modestly, "Your humble servant is dull. Do you mean that you will not reconcile with His Majesty Cade in the future, even though he is your junior and your blood relative?"
The One said slowly, "People's hearts change, so there is no such thing as eternal immutability. Just like you and your old master, you still get along well, right, Secretary?"
The three words "secretary" struck Heinz's heart heavily, making his head buzz.
Countless thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant. He was terrified as to how much the other party knew, and he couldn't help but think of the scene of Sava being shot to death.
He didn't know if it was because he was nervous, but whenever he saw the young master recently, he would always get stomach cramps and inexplicably feel that the other person would be in danger.
Although it was only an extremely vague premonition, he still sent Lin He to the small pet area to keep an eye on the whole process, for fear that the young master would make any mishap.
All the world knew was that he and Sava were master and servant, and sworn enemies. He publicly humiliated the other and stole the other's title. The two of them wanted to kill each other as soon as possible.
But they didn't expect that Isupalaiso saw through them at a glance.
Heinz calmed himself down and answered with his usual words, "You may not know that I did have a relationship with that eagle owl. After all, as a beta, I can't help being treated as a family planning product."
Sava, who was lying at the bottom of the window, tapped his beak frantically: "...Hai, Yin, Ci!"
As soon as he jumped up, he rushed in and performed a flying kick. Bai Ling reacted very quickly and subconsciously stretched out his legs to block it, but he forgot that he only had one pair of claws, and fell into the grass with a "bang".
There was a rustling sound and the down fell down.
In the study, Yu Chen turned his head calmly, his expression was startled at first, and then a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The little sparrow came back to visit the nest at night.
To adapt to high-speed flight, the falcon's wings are long and narrow, two sizes smaller than the large wings of the eagle owl. At this moment, it could only barely catch Sava and warned:
"Wake up, that's a voice call."
If you want to find someone, go find your lover directly and don't hurt the innocent.
Sava walked angrily with crab steps, clanging towards the tomato field, trying to transform his anger into appetite.
And the innocent merman is finishing the conversation. After Heinz came off the court, he gently pressed circles on his temples with his long, bluish fingers to relieve some of his fatigue.
The little robot came over and put a coat on him and brought him hot tea.
"According to my calculations, there is a 20% chance that Heinz will betray you. Why don't you just get rid of him?"
Yu Chen said calmly, "The smarter a person is, the more he seeks to be meticulous and meticulous, without revealing anything. I gave him time to think, and he should be eager to find his mistakes now. A snake that has been startled will be more convenient to use later."
The little robot was shocked.
Heinz thought he had the upper hand over his master, but in fact, he was just one of his master's countless backup pawns.
I just don’t know what Heinz will use to test me next after being restricted this time.
Yu Chen picked up the small porcelain cup, and the misty hot steam enshrouded her golden eyelashes in a layer of hazy mist, which invisibly removed the solemnity of her temperament.
The automatic ventilation device started, and a breeze blew from the bottom of the greenhouse to the top, carrying the refreshing smell of grass and blowing into the half-open window.
The sound of the wind was mixed with the faint chirping of birds.
Bai Ling was urging Sava: "Don't be too greedy, just take a few from the chicken's mouth, where can you put so many?"
"Here." Sava used his furry big claws to pull off the knot of the little tomato and stuffed it into the fluffy chest hair. It disappeared in an instant like a cow entering the sea.
Bai Ling was shocked. The feathers of this stinky chicken were extremely thick, at least five centimeters deep.
Savoie gloated: "When I was in military school, my whole class depended on me to bring snacks."
Bai Ling: "...you said it as if it was something worth boasting about."
Sava flapped his wings and shook his chest, "Look, my chest muscles are tight, so I'm pretty stable."
Before he could finish feeling proud, the automatic door not far away slid open slightly, and the tender green grass was trampled by footsteps, moving towards this side in a regular pattern.
Someone is coming!
Suddenly, chickens and falcons jumped and flew around the tomato vines, making panicked "cuckoo-cuckoo" sounds and one or two warning "kek-kek" calls. Their big hairy claws crushed the water pipes, their broad wings knocked over flower pots, and their small flying feathers swayed and drifted into the moist soil.
Someone stood in front of the flowerpot, bent down slightly, fumbled for a while, and picked up the fresh down feather covered with mud.
The AI scanned it and said, "The white background with black dots is the belly feathers of a peregrine falcon. Master, finally a little bird has come to visit your greenhouse."
The camera scanned the deep large paw prints nearby, and the little robot said in surprise: "Oh, the bird brought some friends with him."
Yu Chen leaned on his cane, stroking the feather with his fingertips, feeling its softness and smoothness like silk, and smiled softly:
"It looks like the Tomato Gang has just ransacked my garden."
Tomato gang?
After he slowly left, the two birds came out of the tree nest and looked at each other with their heads covered with leaves.
From then on, "Foreign Tomato" miraculously became the code name for the operation. The two birds are becoming more and more skilled at stealing vegetables with plastic bags.
The vegetables brought back, such as purple cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, and carrots, can all be eaten raw. They are rich in various vitamins and minerals, which can greatly supplement nutrition and bring timely rain to the still developing omega body.
There was too much food to finish, so Bai Ling distributed some to the families he knew.
As for the source of these dishes, he always used "sent in by the guardian" as a perfect excuse, thus arousing everyone's envy:
"The guardian is so considerate."
"Electronic Buddha bless me, I hope I can have a guardian who delivers food to me every day in my next life."
"The kids haven't had fresh green leafy vegetables for a long time, woo woo woo. I saw in the news yesterday that the vegetable import agreement was unilaterally torn up by the Federation, and now a tomato costs 100 star coins and is often out of stock. These vegetables are so fresh, they must be more expensive, right?"
It was Nightingale who was speaking. He felt really bad and insisted on paying the money, otherwise he would not accept it.
Bai Ling couldn't persuade him, so he had to symbolically accept 30 star coins.
Which bird wouldn’t like cheap and fresh vegetables? More and more Little Os wanted to buy vegetables. From time to time, someone would peek in at the dormitory door, drooling suspiciously, and politely ask, "Excuse me, do you sell vegetables here?"
We really can't blame them. We should blame the tyrant for being too stingy and the food in the harem for being too bad.
Soon, this trend reached the small seafood class. Everyone was absent-minded during class. They listened to the "O-Demonstration" in their ears, but all they were thinking about was how to go back and cut off two pieces of unwanted tentacles, spread garlic chili sauce on them, wrap them in lettuce and eat them with a crunch.
Of course, they are very principled seafood lovers and would never eat themselves to avoid leaving any psychological trauma.
Usually we exchange food with the people in the next dormitory.
Bai Ling also received such invitations. For example, an oyster cut its own curling edge and ran over shyly: "Would you like to try it? Everyone says it tastes very sweet."
Bai Ling accepted it politely, and after turning off the lights at night, he stole an electric rice cooker from the canteen's kitchen, and cooked a pot of seafood with other seafood ingredients.
It's nothing.
In the past, when there was nothing to eat in the army, everyone would feed each other to satisfy their cravings.
Those who are close to friends will bring their own dipping sauce when they go to play games with them in the middle of the night.
Seeing that more and more omegas were participating, Bai Ling simply created a group and controlled the distribution amount every day. Sava was thinking about a name for the group, and said seriously:
"It would be best if it could scare the enemy into submission as soon as they hear it."
Bai Ling casually asked, "Foreign Tomato Gang?"
Sava slapped his thigh and said, "This is great! It's simple, down-to-earth, based on facts, and concise. As soon as you hear it, you know that our revolutionary goal is to overthrow tyranny and seize the freedom of foreigners."
Bai Ling thought about it and actually felt that his nonsense made some sense, so he agreed and wrote in the group profile:
【Grow bigger and stronger, create greater glory】
The first one to join was Nightingale. In order to unify the style, he quickly changed his ID to [Follow the birds and you will have food to eat].
Then a variety of names appeared, such as [Self-Reliant Team], [Hungry, Vegetables, Fanfan], etc.
Bai Ling looked at the rapidly refreshing group reminder, and the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously. He had a vague premonition:
A new base was established inside the enemy's base camp.
[Group name: Tomato Gang - distributing cherry tomatoes every day]
[Follow Niao Niao to Have Vegetables to Eat]: Comrades, it’s almost the end of the month, how did you do in your quizzes?
[Person B dies]: What, when was the exam?
[Sea Hare Curled Cabbage]: ...while you were sound asleep, sir. But I calculated that under my strict supervision, our dormitory can at least get into the top ten.
[Person B died]: What’s the use of the first few places?
[Sea Hare and Cabbage Curl]: (Sigh.JPG) It's written in the manual that the first place winner can do the opening dance with TGK.
[Follow Niao Niao and you will have food to eat]: That’s right, the next step is promotion, salary increase, and becoming a favored concubine!
[Sea hare with cabbage curly]: (touching chin.JPG) I remember that Niao Niao seemed to be going for the first place, @薅鱼麟.
[Follow Niao Niao and you will have food to eat]: What? Niaoniao wants to get first place, so I will give up the next exam.
[Steampunk Oyster]: What? Niaoniao wants to get first place, so I will sleep in the next one.
…
The screen refreshed in unison.
On the day of the "Omega Ideology and Moral Cultivation" exam, the teacher stared at the empty classroom in amazement and was furious:
"Deduct points, deduct all the points!!"
The omegas dug their ears in the dormitory and played badly together in comfort. For them, being in the Tomato Gang is much more enjoyable than working for a tyrant.
Although we don't know why such a beautiful and upright girl like Niao Niao wants to be a concubine, as long as he wants, we will all collectively recommend him to be the concubine!
Bai Ling nudged Sava who was sleeping soundly and whispered, "Get up and write your name. It's time to hand in the paper."
Savoia raised her hand, too lazy to get up: "Help me write it."
"Then I'll write The Little Hen of the Dark Night."
"You dare!?"
With everyone's tacit support, Bai Ling, who often missed classes, won the first place with a slight difference of 0.1 points.
North was even more excited than him: "Oh my God, will Niao Niao become the queen in the future?"
Bai Ling said firmly: "No."
"Are you so sure?"
Bai Ling held the screwdriver and dismantled the broken radio while turning his cold grey eyes and pursing his lips:
"I don't want to be someone's subordinate."
North thought about it carefully and inexplicably felt that this sentence sounded like a flag. Glancing at the calm Niao Niao again, he was concentrating on repairing a retro radio that was popular in the last century.
North rolled his eyes slightly, revealing a meaningful look.
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Bai Ling considered himself a well-prepared person.
Before carrying out the mission of annihilating the enemy, it is necessary to investigate the environment, maintain the weapons, design the attack angle, and polish the preliminary preparations to perfection.
But this time, he hit an obstacle in an unexpected place.
——He can’t dance at all...
As a fighting female bird of prey, dancing and courtship are both very far away from her. Even if she wants to learn some moves at the last minute to get by, she needs to have a basic foundation.
Bai Ling's dancing skills cannot be said to be superb, they can only be said to be irrelevant.
Sava commented so pertinently: "Hahahaha, you are as stiff as a little robot that has been rusting in a warehouse for 800 years."
Bai Ling turned off the learning video and sat down with his arms folded in despair: "Then what can I do?"
North suggested: "How about you find a teacher?"
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