Chapter 135 [Added] Even if there are omissions, just take a bite, don’t go too far…
Crying and chirping? It’s not impossible.
Come to think of it, it seemed like they hadn't been close for more than half a month, so taking advantage of this moment to play with the mermaid was also making full use of their time.
Just as Bai Ling hooked his forearm up, the terminal next to his thigh suddenly vibrated, buzzing——
"Hello? Do you have something to report?" Bai Ling answered immediately.
His action was completely a conditioned reflex. During these three months, he had a tight schedule and heavy tasks. Although he did not have to worry about the bloody battles like in his previous life, the trivialities involved in running a small country that had not yet really started were even more intense.
Almost every day when he opens his eyes, there are thirty or fifty things waiting for him to make decisions.
Therefore, his communication is on standby 24 hours a day, day and night. As soon as we arrived at the Interstellar Alliance, interstellar quantum communication caught up with us.
"Commander Bai! Two alpha members of the team are in their susceptible phase and are fighting in the bathhouse!"
The bodies that were pressed tightly together separated, and Bai Ling subconsciously turned her head to see Yu Chen whispering in her ear, "You go ahead and do your work."
The tone of voice was as tactful as it could be.
It was clearly a polite and considerate gesture, but Bai Ling felt a little uneasy. He reacted so quickly that he grabbed the old man's clothes and sneered at his subordinates:
"Fighting, huh? Put them in solitary confinement and starve them for three days."
"But……"
"No buts. Also, don't come to me about these menstrual issues in the future. I'm not their biological father, so I don't care how many penises they break." He spat.
"...Yes, yes, sir!" Leaky A hung up the phone and couldn't stop sweating on his back... Cut off a few of them, Commander Bai is so fierce!
Commander Bai threw the terminal onto the table fiercely, pulled the queen's belt, and pushed her into the chair. After lifting up his clothes and seeing his abdominal muscles, he nodded playfully and said, "Well, this thing is still very powerful."
"Sir..." Yu Chen said slowly, approaching, "Treat me differently?"
Call him sir? Don't be too foul. Bai Ling's scalp felt numb, and a long-lost heat spread from his pubic bone. This guy knows how to flirt. After being cold for more than half a month, he suddenly felt like he had a craving for sex and couldn't wait even a second before reaching out to unbutton the other person's pants.
The mermaid was even more ruthless. She pinched the base of his prosthetic leg and flipped him over. Their breaths colliding with each other. Although she was a cold-blooded fish, the temperature from her fingertips could almost burn through his skin.
Bai Ling chewed his earrings and said with a smile: "Big tail..."
Yu Chen's expression became subtle, and he raised his lips: "What are you shouting?"
Bai Ling climbed onto his broad shoulders and lowered her voice, "I learned a little mermaid language by myself. In your language, praising a male for his 'big tail' is the same as praising him for his 'big——'"
What's so big? I didn't have time to tell you. Because the terminal, which was busy with all kinds of things, exploded again as if urging someone to die, buzzing and vibrating, and jumped to Bai Ling's hand.
Commander Bai's face darkened for a moment and he was about to turn off the terminal.
Unfortunately, Yu Chen was faster than him. He took it and stuffed it into his hand. When he leaned over, his eyes were filled with shadows, and his tone of command was so gentle:
"catch."
Bai Ling glanced at the old man who was interrupted time and again, his eyes wandering around guiltily, and he had no choice but to pick up the phone with trembling hands. An excited voice came from the other side:
"My son, Daddy got your gift!"
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The story of when Bai Ling got a father started last month.
Last month, Admiral Schloerland came with a thick stack of materials and asked him to sign.
When Bai Ling asked, he found out that Admiral Shi Luolan had intended to transfer money to him but had never succeeded.
As for banks, it is well known that the procedures are complicated. It is easy to deposit money but difficult to withdraw it. Especially for an account like Shi Luolan, who has been dead for many years and is almost cancelled, not only do you need to prove that your father is your father, but you also need a certificate from the leader of your unit.
Fortunately, their leader was still alive, so they stamped the deal quickly and efficiently.
After finally completing all the formalities, the bank said that since Shi Luolan did not leave a will during his lifetime, the donation could not be processed and the deposit would be directly given to Bai Ling. Even if it is an electronic soul, if you want to pay it, you can only go through the inheritance procedure.
To be honest, Shi Luolan was ecstatic when he heard the news.
Inheritance... Then doesn't he have sufficient reason to register the bird cub in his family's household register?
The bank said: "But since you are no longer a carbon-based creature and you have not left any usable DNA for paternity testing, we still cannot confirm that Bai Ling is the legal heir of your 20 million star coins."
Shi Luolan slammed the table and said, "Okay, I'm not a carbon-based creature, so can't I adopt it now? Can't the electronic bird father adopt the mechanical bird cub?"
bank:"……"
There are no normal people in your family, right?
Shi Luolan went to consult with his mechanical bird cub. Before entering the room, the sweeper turned around and rehearsed:
"Baby... I have an unreasonable request. Can you be my child... No, no, it's too weird."
"...Bai Ling, it's like this! The young man is great, I admire him very much. Do you want to become the next generation of the Peregrine Family and inherit our ten tree villas on the Capital Star? Wait, isn't this too utilitarian?"
"Or to be more direct, Bird Boy, those damned capitalists at the bank forced us to establish a father-son relationship—"
The door opened and a surprised voice came: "Admiral? Why are you here?"
Admiral Schlolan was shocked, and then felt extremely relieved. Oh my God, his birdie actually recognized him accurately among 100 vacuum cleaners.
What's this? This is the power of blood.
Bai Ling squatted down and said with concern: "Admiral, one third of your antenna is broken. Let me help you fix it."
…It turns out that it was identified based on the antenna.
Shi Luolan was about to feel depressed, but suddenly he came to his senses... No, doesn't this just show that the cub is very concerned about his condition?
Shi Luolan was immersed in happiness and unknowingly followed Bai Ling to the maintenance room.
Bai Ling carefully inspected it and found that the sweeper possessed by Admiral Schlolan was in average condition, with 30% more wear and tear than other sweepers. There was sand, hay, and strangled plastic bags on the tracks. He pondered for a moment and asked speculatively:
"Did you get off the boat?"
"Oh, I go there for a stroll occasionally. You know, those young alphas don't even have their butt feathers fully grown yet, so they're not reliable at all. I patrol around as a security guard during the day, but guess what, those guys treat me like nothing and let a giant sweeper like me come and go freely. How can I tolerate that!"
Shi Luolan was furious and hit the ground with his broom. "With such a big loophole, what if the enemy drops a bomb or a missile in one day?"
"No, we must strengthen management!"
At this point, the sweeper was so angry that he completely forgot what he was doing. He looked down at his low battery level and said seriously:
"Baby, I won't talk to you for now. I have to go charge my phone. I have to patrol at night. If I go too late, the charging station will be taken away by other sweepers."
Bai Ling was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "Do you still want to queue up to charge?"
"Yes, the number of public charging stations is limited." Admiral Schlolan gestured.
Bai Ling made a quick decision: "Then you can come to the captain's command room."
Shi Luolan's electronic voice suddenly stopped, and the entire sweeper was stunned.
Bai Ling squatted down and tilted his head to look at its interface, and said, "Hmm, a three-pin high-energy socket. OK, I'll modify the circuit in the captain's room and install a large socket. Please wait for me, it will be quick."
So, everyone in the command room watched as Commander Bai came in with a toolbox, smashed the original socket, twisted out a new wire, and added a vacuum cleaner fast charging socket on it.
High power, exclusive model, with a note next to it: [Admiral Schlolan’s dedicated charging station]
Bai Ling specifically instructed: "When I'm not in the command room, you must also let the admiral in to recharge."
Sava folded his arms and nodded, "Okay, but which one is the admiral? Tell us."
That’s right, there are so many vacuum cleaners running around in the corridor, and they all look exactly the same. What if one comes out and takes over the others’ nest and bullies the admiral right under their noses?
This is absolutely intolerable!
Bai Ling decisively wrote a note and stuck it on the top of the sweeper: [This is Admiral Shi Luolan, you must salute when you see him, and don't step on his power lines! 】
The military order was also issued, which made Shi Luolan very proud.
That night, Electronic Dad walked 180 times back and forth at the door with the most traffic on the entire ship. As long as someone comes, the following scene will appear——
"Hey Admiral, are you charged yet?"
"Have you charged it?" is a polite expression to bionic people and AI, similar to humans asking each other "Have you eaten?"
The sweeper stood with his hands behind his back like an old cadre, and said in a heroic and confident tone: "Don't step on my wires!"
Alpha passing by: “?”
I looked down hurriedly and found that I had not stepped on it.
Another person passed by the door and greeted enthusiastically: "Wow, you are the admiral?"
Shi Luolan nodded calmly: "Yes, Bai Ling gave me a note."
Everyone: “…”
I see. You were deliberately answering irrelevant questions and getting stuck at the door to show off to us one by one, right? I didn't expect that a general like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes could do such a thing!
Shi Luolan doesn't care how other alphas envy him behind his back.
He only knew that as an old father, his son personally issued a military order to protect him and give him special treatment, and he was extremely proud.
During those days, the floor at the entrance of the Eye of Horus was always inexplicably clean.
Sava brought the engineering team back and saw the general counting heads one by one at the door. He couldn't help but sigh:
"This is the electronic sweeping monk."
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The old father of electronics showed off for a week before he gradually came to his senses - hey, that's not right, he originally wanted to get a household registration for his son!
Speaking of registering for household registration, Bai Ling was actually secretly worried.
According to the date at that time, he had only one week left to go to the Interstellar Alliance to submit national internship materials for three months. But the Interstellar Alliance has an unwritten rule that the leader must have a legal identity and no criminal record.
This is what they call a “clean slate.”
Among this group of people, except for the time when they flew out of the capital planet and were wanted by everyone, the only two people who could be considered to have "committed crimes" were Huo Yuan and Bai Ling.
However, Huo Yuan had planned it all along. When he was doing the dirty work, he had already prepared a fake identity "Kepler". Now he has changed back to "Huo Yuan", which can be considered a successful whitewashing.
But Bai Ling is different.
He changed his identity three times. The first time was when Earth immigrant Bai Ling was sent to prison and sentenced to death.
The second time was when he picked up the identity ring "Bai Ling" - he was sentenced to death by the tyrant again.
The third identity was given to him by Heinz.
Heinz was an intelligence spy and was very familiar with identity IDs, so the identity he was given was very clean. But the problem lies in this "cleanliness". Not only are there no related relatives, but even his experience and educational background are blank, and no valid information can be found. It's the kind that if you take it out and look at it, others will immediately start to suspect whether this person is a spy.
It's so fake!
This attempt to cover up one's true intentions will only leave a bad impression on the Interstellar Alliance.
In this regard, the enthusiastic and creative Savoy brothers gave him some advice: "Why don't you just marry the old Majesty, and then there will be a column for relatives, right?"
Bai Ling hit him on the head: "That's a marriage relationship, not a kinship relationship!"
Sava said seriously: "We are both guardian daddies anyway, so what's the difference?"
Bai Ling gritted his teeth: "Fuck..."
I can't even find a reason to refute this stinky chicken, so angry!
But Bai Ling couldn't really use this reason to propose. Should he say, "Please, my dear old bastard, my identity is too blank, and I need to add a name in the spouse column to make myself look more decent—"
This sounds a lot like marriage fraud to get a green card! All in all it's not sincere at all.
Just when Bai Ling was in distress, a sweeper approached silently. Shi Luolan hesitated and didn't know how to start:
"Um, Falcon cub, well, I want to adopt you..."
Before he could come up with a suitable excuse, he saw Bai Ling turn around, and his originally dull gray eyes slowly brightened.
"Will you adopt me?"
From Bai Ling's perspective, he reasonably believed that the admiral heard the rumor while charging in the command room, so he came to help solve the problem.
Admiral Schlolan is truly a selfless and upright senior!
Bai Ling was a little nervous. He scratched his white hair and asked tentatively, "Do you really not mind? I am an albino. My genes were mutated by radiation on the ship and have many defects. And my mother is from Earth... The Falcon family in the military calls me a little bastard—"
Before he finished speaking, he looked down and saw the robot vacuum cleaner crawling on the ground with its system crashing, banging its forehead against the ground:
"My son was called a bastard. I am guilty, I am guilty!"
Bai Ling: “?”
The admiral reacted so violently? ...It must be because my values are so upright that I sympathize with his situation.
"My son," Shi Luolan's water tank gurgled, and the electronic voice in the speaker was excited. "No, Bai Ling, I am honored to be your father, even if I am an electronic father. Daddy is so proud to have a son like you."
"I really want to hug you, but I don't have hands..." The sweeper swung its short pliers and smiled awkwardly at itself.
But the next second, it took off into the air. The sweeper was picked up by the bird, and its soul, with nowhere to go, was held in the child's palm.
His kind child gave him a hug through the electronic signal.
That night, in the empty warehouse, Shi Luolan controlled the small sweeper and slid silently to the box containing his old things. It knocked over the box, crawled in and out, and carefully held the bunch of rotten woolen sunflowers with pliers, smiling foolishly like a father who heard good news for the first time in his life.
Then, he said to the woolen flower from Earth with a silly smile, those words that were 19 years late:
"Ako, I'm a father...!"
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Time goes back to the present.
The two days that Bai Ling has been in the Interstellar Alliance happened to be the traditional Father's Day in the Empire.
He felt that although the general adopted him as his son out of help, it did not prevent him from following tradition and being filial to the general.
After much thought, Bai Ling felt that the admiral's sweeper body had too simple a function. After repeated research, he quietly dismantled a machine gun, replaced it with light crystal material, and tailored a folding buckle that could be installed on the sweeper. He then installed the two together and put them in a gift box.
Before coming, he placed the "Father's Day" gift next to the admiral's exclusive charging station.
Make sure Shi Luolan finds a surprise once he goes over to recharge.
Now, he felt comforted when he heard the happy call from Shi Luolan. But holding the cool terminal, with a mermaid on top of him, he suddenly realized something terrible -
Regarding the matter of recognizing his father, he seemed to have... forgotten to report to Yu Chen.
But you can’t blame him for all this!
It's because they are both busy with work. Even though they live under the same roof, they have been spending less and less time together over the past three months.
Especially since he was busy preparing materials this week, he barely saw Yu Chen. If Yu Chen hadn't boarded his spaceship without saying hello, they would probably be separated now, each of them...
cold war.
Bai Ling sat on the wide and slightly cool desk and looked down subconsciously. Yu Chen met his gaze and tilted his head slightly. He looked like he was in a very good mood, which inexplicably made people shiver.
——Is he easy to talk to?
Pretended.
The calmness of today is for the huge waves of tomorrow.
He is cold-hearted by nature and busy with work, so he left his wife alone for more than half a month... No wonder he followed me here, this piranha must be extremely hungry.
Yu Chen half-closed his eyes, taking his time, and playing with the bird's delicate ankle with his fingertips. He controlled his speaking speed and said in a tone that only the two of them could hear:
"Giving gifts. Are you familiar with Shi Luolan?"
If it were anyone else, they would have surrendered long ago under his oppressive gaze. But Bai Ling was not afraid at all. He was familiar with Shi Luolan and even more familiar with Yu Chen. He stretched his calf lines, stepped barefoot between the mermaid's legs, and rolled down with his toes.
Yu Chen's eyes gradually darkened, and he stepped back, trying to get up and leave.
Bai Ling narrowed his eyes and mouthed: "Why are you running?"
Yu Chen lowered his head to glance at his white toes, then simply leaned back in the chair and enjoyed it without any hesitation. He also lip-synced:
"You are truly the most hard-working officer I have ever met."
Bai Ling: "Bite you off!"
Closing teeth, very fierce.
But mermaids are not easy to mess with. He is a man-biting falcon, and the other party is a piranha. The next second, he was grabbed by the ankle and pushed down onto the old man's makeshift desk.
In an instant, the world spun and my vision was reversed. First, my vision was dazzled by the antique chandelier on the ceiling, and then I was forced to face a graceful and handsome face. The long curly golden hair hung down, and the ends of the hair just brushed against his slightly opened lips, bringing a subtle itch.
Bai Ling was so itchy that she made a sound while spitting out words, but her heels unconsciously hooked around the old man's waist.
Shi Luolan didn't understand what was going on, so she asked on the other end of the phone, "What's wrong, kid? I heard you were breathing a little hard."
Bai Ling had been to military courts many times, so he had a strong psychological quality. He said calmly:
"It's okay. I just tripped over some...vines."
"Vine? Where are you, the botanical garden?"
"Yes..." Bai Ling's brain was working rapidly, "The Interstellar Alliance arranged for me to visit the botanical garden. There are also ferocious piranhas here."
As he was speaking, the fish opened its teeth and symbolically took a bite of his neck. It was neither light nor heavy, but enough to make him curl his fingers and feel his nerves numb and trembling.
...Don't be too exciting.
Shi Luolan was curious: "The Interstellar Alliance also has a botanical garden? I only remember that the Empire donated an art gallery before. Hehe, it was sponsored by our leader and it was called the 'Palaiseau Art Center'."
"Okay, I'll go take a look when I have time..." He fed the piranhas first and then went to see the piranhas' art center.
Shi Luolan stood in front of the charging station, rubbing the weapon that Falcon gave him, and was as happy as a bastard. "Baby, I like the Father's Day gift you gave me so much--"
Yu Chen turned his eyes and raised his eyebrows slightly: Father's Day?
What followed was the question, with their lips less than 3 centimeters apart: Do you recognize him as your father?
They were pressed so close to each other that Bai Ling could clearly feel the mermaid's body tense. His eyelids twitched and he felt something was wrong.
Others may not know, but he knows it very well. This fish was very strange. That group of young alphas were howling all day long and wanted to chase him, making a huge scene, but Yu Chen would just ignore it and not feel any sense of crisis at all.
But if anyone dares to come with food or money to feed the fish, or to snatch the feeding rights, then that is an offense against the fish’s reverse scale, a provocation against the territory, and the person will be added to the fish’s assassination list overnight!
Bai Ling also couldn't understand why he had this mechanism.
Perhaps it's the possessiveness in the ancient bloodline of male mermaids.
A weird feeding habit.
Here, Bai Ling was racking his brains to think of how to explain the whole thing in one sentence, and at the same time find a reason for "forgetting to notify". Over there, the new old father Shi Luolan made a request fearlessly:
"Lingzi, Dad wants to hear you wish me a Happy Father's Day in person, is that okay?"
It's over, the volcano is pouring oil.
Bai Ling didn't even dare to look at the mermaid's expression. There was no need to look; it must be very gloomy. Facing the mermaid's ambiguous gaze, Bai Ling took a deep breath and simply gave it his all. He spoke clearly into the communicator:
"Admiral Schloeran, I wish you a happy Father's Day."
The old father who was sweeping the floor on the other end of the line secretly shed tears: "Thank you, son, you are so good..."
Thank you A Ke for giving birth to such a kind child...
The old father didn't know that at this moment, his kind son was being held hostage on the office desk by a mermaid. The mermaid clung to him and whispered in his ear:
"I want one too."
Haunting and threatening him.
Bai Ling's face turned red instantly and his brain went blank. What do you want? Why do you want everything?
He realized something was wrong and was about to turn off the communication. But the mermaid forcibly grabbed his hand and pressed it on the table, deliberately leaving the communication open.
The meaning is obvious -
I want special treatment too.
Bai Ling's neck turned red and he couldn't help turning his face away... It was like he was feeding the food outside and being sniffed by a wild beast at home.
When he sees others eating, he wants to eat too.
What else can I do? Hello.
Bai Ling gritted his teeth and muttered, "This is the evil result I sowed in my previous life." At the same time, he straightened his thin waist, hooked the old monarch's neck, and whispered in his ear with trembling lips:
"…Father."
The mermaid closed her eyelids, looking comfortable. His voice was low and mellow, like a devilish voice of temptation: "It's not enough."
He didn't even receive any gifts, so of course he needs more.
The little female was so embarrassed that her breathing was disordered, and her body temperature of 42 degrees burned him so much that a layer of scales appeared on his body. He heard the female trying her best to suppress her shyness, begging and calling him with a nasal voice:
"Founding father..."
——This is much higher than the biological father.
Yu Chen breathed a sigh of relief, feeling extremely comfortable.
Damn it, old bastard... Bai Ling muttered while gritting his teeth, and couldn't help but use his arms to cover his burning face.
Even though the other party is their guardian, many omegas will joke and call their older guardian spouse "daddy". And Yu Chen is indeed the founding father of Tomato Country - no matter from which angle, he is fully worthy of this title.
But when he shouted this, why did I inexplicably feel a strong sense of guilt... as if I was lying on the altar in the church and calling the priest "father"?
It must be because they both abstained from sex this month.
Bai Ling was still daydreaming, so Yu Chen let him go and turned off the terminal with great discretion, stroking his feverish forehead with his palm:
"Forgive me, my child."
Is he still in the show?
Bai Ling chased his hand and bit it, Isuparaiso, devil!
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At the same time, a suspicious expression appeared on the LCD screen of the sweeping robot in front of the charging station.
Shi Luolan hesitated: My dear...who were you calling daddy just now?
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