Chapter 12 Ten Articles of Agreement
It's confirmed, the person in front of me is crazy. It seems that I can kick him out of the house in five minutes, Lin Qiyuan thought expressionlessly after drinking the last mouthful of porridge.
Why five minutes later and not now? Because someone has to wash the dishes in front of me.
Zhou Yang sighed heavily and glanced at Lin Qiyuan again: "We both have the last name Lin, but you're such a nice guy, but why is that Lin Qiyuan such an idiot?"
Haha, the idiot has become an idiot.
To Zhou Yang, the man in front of him was simply socially anxious and reluctant to interact, but his face was cold and his heart warm. After spending several days together, and with the fact that he had saved his stomach, he had long considered him a friend. While not as close as Qi Dongdong, he was still a rare friend in his home country.
Lin Qiyuan looked at Zhou Yang's tangled expression, which was as dark as a deep darkness, and suddenly felt it was absurd. Was the other party making a veiled accusation or did he really not know who he was?
No matter what, Lin Qiyuan didn't intend to bring it up. He wanted to watch the other party perform quietly.
Zhou Yang, however, was still unsatisfied and stopped talking to himself. Instead, he began to ask him, "Have you heard of the president of Longcheng Film and Television?"
Zhou Yang looked at him. It couldn't be said that he was expecting anything, but at least he hoped that he would discuss or curse with him.
“…”
Lin Qiyuan: “I know.”
How can I not know myself?
"This person must have been kicked in the head by a donkey! You can't even imagine how deviant his hobbies are!"
It's upgraded again, from a fool to an idiot and then to a pervert. Lin Qiyuan doesn't know what he has done to be shot so many times while lying down.
Lin Qiyuan's eyes flickered as he studied him calmly. Zhou Yang still looked indignant, as if completely unaware of Lin Qiyuan's deadly gaze.
"Three values are not correct?"
"Yes, that's quite deviant. He actually likes Li Jing?"
"Li Jing?"
"Yes, Nezha's father actually likes such a pedantic, selfish, ignorant and ridiculous person. It seems that Lin Qiyuan is also pedantic, selfish, ignorant and ridiculous."
“…” When did I start to like Li Jing?
Zhou Yang's favorite legendary figure since childhood was Nezha, and the one he hated the most was Nezha's father Li Jing.
In his opinion, Nezha and Li Jing are a pair of antonyms. Those who hate Nezha like Li Jing.
Zhou Yang firmly believed it, and he also had a loyal supporter Qi Dongdong who constantly reinforced this belief. Therefore, he had a deep-rooted idea that insulting his Nezha was a violation of the three values.
"Forget it. You won't understand even if I tell you. I'll go wash the dishes." Zhou Yang was annoyed for a moment. He tidied up the table casually and went into the kitchen.
Lin Qiyuan stared at Zhou Yang's back, observed him quietly for a while, and then sent a WeChat message to Cheng Fei.
If an employee develops delusional or schizophrenia at work, is the boss responsible?
In the Cheng family mansion, Cheng Fei looked up and asked the gentle, generous and beautiful lawyer sister-in-law sitting across from him: "Sister-in-law, if an employee falls ill during work, is the boss responsible?"
Mrs. Cheng put down her bowl and chopsticks and asked her brother with concern: "Is there a problem with your dental clinic? Is an employee injured? Of course the boss has to take responsibility and take care of them both materially and spiritually."
"Thank you, sister-in-law. It's not me, it's Xiao Yuan!" Cheng Fei nodded, lowered his head and continued to send messages.
[I must, definitely, be responsible to the end.]
Lin Qiyuan received the message, snorted softly, looked at the nanny through the glass door of the kitchen, and then went upstairs.
*
Zhou Yang had a bizarre dream all night, and was then woken up by the vibration of a WeChat message on his phone.
The boss who sold noodles transferred 500 yuan to him through WeChat and patiently recommended several other businesses to him.
Zhou Yang rubbed his eyes, took the money, and blocked the other party's account.
It's not that I'm dissatisfied with the other party's business, it's simply that I think the boss is too noisy, and...
brainwashing.
Zhou Yang recalled his dream last night and decisively registered a new account named "Li Jing's son Nezha".
When you are on the platform, you have to bow your head.
Having learned from the lesson of the previous day, Zhou Yang felt that live streaming should not only interact with the audience but also take into account its own characteristics. Zhou Yang decided to play a small game of his own design during the live streaming.
Although his goal is to design large-scale game scenes, he also designs some small mobile games for entertainment when he is bored.
When Zhou Yang entered the live broadcast room, he opened a small game of his own design called "Spreading Dog Food".
It is a puzzle and reasoning game, best played with multiple players, but can also be played alone.
Each player chooses one of eight puppies of unknown breed, and wins dog food by competing with others or completing tasks. Every time the puppy eats dog food, it will grow one month older, and an adjective describing the dog's breed will appear. The player guesses the dog's breed.
After feeding the dog food eight times, the dog has grown up completely and can successfully identify the category. Among these eight guesses, the dog must have an accuracy rate of five or more times to be considered a winner, otherwise it will fail.
The winner gets the game advancement card provided by the APP, while the loser must be punished before he can continue.
The punishment is very simple. You have to record the dog barking sounds you learned into the game. The game will force the sound to be turned on. Every time a new round of dogs grows up, it will be accompanied by three dog barks.
For Zhou Yang, the game was certainly simple. However, he suddenly became interested in live streaming and thought it would be boring to keep completing the game. So he deliberately made mistakes when completing tasks or incorrectly guessed the dog breed, resulting in repeated failures.
It has to be said that the platform reform is very beneficial to Zhou Yang, because he has been floating on the homepage. Many netizens were attracted by the clear and unworldly "dog barking" and unconsciously clicked into the live broadcast room of "Li Jing's son Nezha".
The audience who entered the live broadcast room felt cheated. Instead of a cute dog, they saw a big mobile game screen.
With a little curiosity, the netizen decided to watch it, and then he was attracted by this little game.
In addition to the various game tasks that you can't imagine and I can't design, the recorded "dog barking" is processed by the system, and the pitch is continuously adjusted without changing the timbre, making the "dog barking" appear weird and cute.
After the game ended, Zhou Yang turned his attention to the screen and saw that there were already many barrages on the screen. The number of people watching the live broadcast had reached 1,500.
These are real fans who came uninvited without spending a penny.
There are more and more barrages.
[What is the name of this game, it looks interesting]
I've been playing games for eighteen years, but I've never played this game before. In three seconds, I want all the information.
[The dog's barking sound is so cute]
[That's not a dog barking, it's clearly a human barking]
[You can tell it's a male voice right away. Even "woof woof woof" can't cover up the beautiful voice of the little brother.]
Am I the only one who enjoys the quests more? What the hell is that? Give me ten brilliant, brilliant words to praise the person you hate the most. I'd probably vomit blood.
"Looks like a pig" actually passed the test. Did the game designer misunderstand the meaning of "brilliant talent"?
[I don't understand. I didn't pass the "Looks Like a Horse" competition.]
[I just want the game name, or the little brother's birth date, home address, face and phone number.]
[Please give me the name of the game and the phone number of the guy who showed his face]
【Same Request】
【……】
"It's impossible for me to show my face. I'm just an ordinary handsome guy who can make a living with my looks, but I insist on making money with my talent." Zhou Yang opened a small bag of cashews that he took out from the corner of the refrigerator, tore open the package, and started to eat them.
"Knock knock knock!" There was a knock on the door outside the house. Zhou Yang didn't bother to read the barrage of comments and went to open the door first.
The door opened with a bang, and a piece of A4 paper fell out. Zhou Yang picked it up.
I saw a big "
Four bold words: Ten Articles of Agreement.
First: No dogs allowed.
Second: Please keep the volume within 40 decibels.
Third: Don’t bark like a dog.
Fourth: Don’t bark like a dog.
Fifth: Don’t bark like a dog.
…
Tenth: Don’t bark like a dog.
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