A room that cannot be left without xx "This is another...
The smart brain has no network connection and the location is not visible.
This is a secret room isolated from the world.
I asked my assistant, "Can I hack into the screen?"
The assistant stood up and walked to the screen, observing the gap between the wall and the screen.
The gap is almost invisible, and the screen and the wall are almost integrated.
The assistant couldn't find a way to remove the screen.
The screen and walls were made of a material I had never seen before; it was pure white, cold and hard.
As a result, the butt on the wall appears even softer.
The assistant continued to knock on the wall, trying to find the weak spot in the wall through the echo.
I saw his knuckles were slightly red, and he grabbed a 15-centimeter stick from the wall through his handkerchief and threw it to his assistant.
"Use this."
The assistant's perfect smile froze for a moment.
"Too small? Here are bigger ones."
I picked out a smooth one from the threads, bumps, spikes, and double dragons and threw it to my assistant.
A crack appeared in the assistant's expression.
"This is the only ceramic one, and it has the most obvious echo. Are you used to using other ones?"
"You choose."
I grabbed a piece of glass and let my assistant knock on the wall to test how hard it was.
The unknown material proved to be so strong that it shattered a piece of glass and bent a piece of metal.
I dropped the bent metal to the ground and looked at the screen.
It seems that starting from the wall is not a good idea.
I don't know if the screen can be broken.
I casually picked up a ruler while thinking back to what had happened.
Jiang Qingshu and the national special department unanimously concluded that this was caused by a demon, so they prepared many props for me, thinking that they were foolproof. However, one mistake led to a misjudgment.
This time, it is the system that binds us here, which belongs to the power of science and technology. Naturally, metaphysical power has no place to be used.
Is it a misjudgment?
Is it a vixen from the future disguised as the system?
Or is it a fox spirit's cyber cultivation?
And there is this name, [Collect].
The focus of this system is not on [white porridge], but on [collection].
Why does the system collect these?
There is no free lunch in the world. The system makes the boy more and more beautiful. What does the system get?
As I thought about it, a ruler swung at the screen.
The screen flashed, and a tearful emoticon appeared: QAQ!
There is a line of big words below, [Please use props correctly! ]
I scoffed, "Why, isn't this being used?"
It turns out it is conscious.
[These props are for fun, please don't hit the screen! ]
"My XP is a screen, isn't it?"
The ruler slid across the edge of the screen in an ambiguous manner, and the expression on the screen tended to be panic: (QA Q!!!)
【Please select the correct object! 】
This time the big words were in red, bold and black, with an arrow pointing to the butt on the wall.
A cheerful voice urged from inside the room: "Hurry up, the flowers I've been waiting for have all withered~"
Then the screen turned black, pretending to be dead.
hehe.
Some screens are dead, but the butts next to the screens are still alive and want to eat. It's scary.
Flowers fade?
It's blooming very vigorously and looks very lively.
Looking at the butt on the wall, I feel a little annoyed. This perspective makes it difficult for me not to empathize with Shift in the toilet.
I tugged at my tie and looked at my butt on the wall.
When the assistant came back from knocking on the wall, a whole piece of ceramic was broken.
I glanced at the broken ceramic pieces. "Poor quality."
"After we go back, let the quality inspection company check those couples' products factories and raise the product quality standards."
Tsk, I don't want the scandal of a patient going to the hospital with a half-piece of porcelain stuck in his butt.
The assistant smiled as usual, "Okay, President."
"Did you find anything?"
"No, the wall is made of a single piece of material, there are no gaps."
"Try breaking the screen."
I strode toward the screen.
"President, it has its own consciousness and may attack. The attack mode is most likely electric current."
The assistant followed me and reminded me.
I grabbed a 30-centimeter rubber prop and used it as a baseball bat, and hit the screen hard.
No response.
The screen is very hard and the rubber cannot be broken.
I tugged at my collar again.
The temperature in the space seemed to rise, making it irritable.
A six-sided sealed room with only one screen, a wall of props, and a butt.
As if it noticed my gaze, the screen, which had been pretending to be dead, lit up quietly and displayed the original line of large characters again.
[Room that you can't leave without xx]
This sentence is widely used as a meme in fan fiction. The blocked "xx" generally refers to the description of pulling the light.
Because this car meme was so widely spread, in order to avoid being blocked, it was often replaced by "xx", and it became an unspoken pronoun among everyone.
It's like... "white porridge".
I was stunned and lowered my head in thought.
strangeness.
Why block?
Does the system also have protection for minors and internet cleaning operations?
But it has done everything it should do, so why would it still care about a few sensitive words?
I looked at the screen and asked, "What does the xx on it mean?"
The screen turned pink, and a large heart-shaped arrow pointed to something on the wall.
【Do what you love~】
It seems to be true, it cannot say sensitive words
In this case, perhaps we can find a loophole.
I pondered for a moment and walked towards my butt.
I want to do something I’ve wanted to do for a long time.
The assistant followed quietly behind me on the right, just like every time.
"Tell me, can we kick him out from behind?"
"It shouldn't work, President. The wall is stuck on his waist and his bones."
The assistant answered me seriously.
I looked at that ass again.
It seemed to notice my gaze and turned a layer of peach pink, looking like a peach.
"It seems that we can only chop it off."
The butt shook a little, and the color of the butt turned pale, and the pink color faded away instantly.
There was silence behind me.
Although I intended to intimidate him, hoping to scare the boy into ending this horrible imprisonment, the assistant's silence made me look like a lawless criminal who would chop off someone's butt.
I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow and looked behind me, "Huh?"
The assistant took out a pair of nail clippers from his briefcase and smiled, "Boss, I didn't bring a fruit knife. I only brought this. You can use it."
"…It's a good thing to bring it. Don't bring it next time."
"Okay, President."
Obviously, intimidation doesn't work.
So what about the damage?
Although there was only a pair of nail clippers, they were sharp enough to cause some minor skin injuries on the butt.
However, nail clippers can't get close to the butt.
It seems as if there is an invisible barrier protecting it.
I exhaled softly and unbuttoned my tie and the first button.
It's getting hotter and more irritable.
At this time, the big words on the screen changed, [Please do the right thing in the room! ]
The right thing?
There's no way I'm going to have anything happen to a butt, not even with props.
Likewise, there was no way I could get my assistant to do anything with it.
I spend the most time with my assistant every day. If my assistant gets hit on the butt, what's the difference between that and me getting hit on the butt?
I pressed my forehead.
It’s too hot and I feel a little dizzy.
I closed my eyes and felt the ground shaking slightly.
No, it's not the ground that's shaking, it's me.
"President?"
The assistant noticed that something was wrong with me and reached out to support me.
The cold buttons of his suit scraped against the back of his hand, his head buzzed, and all the heat in his body rushed to his lower abdomen.
I looked down in disbelief.
My eighteen centimeters were looking up, trying to break free from the restraints, and saying hello to me and the assistant.
The assistant was silent for a moment, then said politely, "President, this is not written in the contract."
I turned around with a cold face and blocked my eighteen centimeters silently.
Shit, I was drugged.
As a president, I actually embarrassed myself in front of my subordinates. This is the first time I have suffered such a heavy blow. When I get out, I will make them pay!
I was just about to try to force myself to stay calm, but a strong suction force came from my butt. The 18 centimeters between my butt and me were like two powerful magnets that sucked me over regardless of the distance!
The suction was so strong that I was caught off guard and was carried over there!
The assistant saw that the situation was not right and quickly grabbed my shoulders. My shoulders could not bear the force, so he apologized and held my waist.
The assistant said forcefully, "Boss, this is not a solution!"
Of course I know this is not a solution. If I continue like this, my 18 centimeters will become 20 centimeters!
Damn, is there a black hole hidden inside it? !
The force was getting stronger and stronger, and the assistant had no choice but to change from holding to hugging my waist, "Boss, the suction force just appeared, try to calm down."
I yelled at Eighteen Centimeters angrily, "I order you to get off by yourself!"
Eighteen centimeters of fighting spirit.
Great, this is the first thing that doesn't take my orders seriously!
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but in the chaos, the assistant laughed.
"Boss, you wouldn't?" The voice was still calm.
"……meeting."
Although I have always believed that this kind of thing has no aesthetic value and rarely do it, I am an adult male with normal physiological needs, so how could I not do it?
"But I spend at least half an hour at a time."
With this suction force, my 18 centimeters might become 30 centimeters in half an hour.
The assistant was silent for a while and then sighed.
He put one hand around my waist and put on a white glove.
The loose hair swept across my neck and ears.
His voice sounded helpless, but he still had that signature smile on his face.
"President, this is another price."
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