Emperors from Other Worlds (Part 1) "What are you laughing at?"...
The Emperor Shuang'er in front of him was of medium height, well-proportioned, and had an androgynous face, but one could not deny his beauty.
The emperor looked at him with a frown on his face, "Shuang'er? Hermaphrodite?"
The empress also frowned, "A hermaphrodite?"
Emperor Shuang'er nodded, his face slightly red.
The two of them said in disgust, "How can a monster who is despised by the heavens be worthy of being an emperor?"
Emperor Shuang'er's eyes suddenly turned red.
But he didn't cry, but straightened his back, "How dare you!"
"Shuang'er can make someone pregnant, can get pregnant herself, and can give birth to her own child. Shuang'er is the one destined by heaven, a perfect body!"
I listened to what he said and couldn't help rubbing my ears.
It's fine to make someone pregnant or to get pregnant yourself, but what about giving birth to a child that is your own?
It's your own fault?
How did he do it?
The male emperor lowered his gaze and sneered rudely, "Exclusively for you? You mean, you don't need a man to conceive?"
Shuang'er nodded.
The male emperor was stunned. "What a joke, you mean that the thing you have is so soft that it can overcome the hard, and it is extremely long?"
Shuang'er's cheeks were slightly red, but what he said was extremely straightforward. He said frankly, "That's right, each Shuang'er's dragon is about one foot long, otherwise it cannot make itself pregnant."
"This is also because Shuang'er is respected. Men have short penises, so it is impossible for a woman to get pregnant with Shuang'er at once. But Shuang'er is different. After having intercourse with Shuang'er once, the probability of pregnancy is as high as 95%. Moreover, whether it is a child born by Shuang'er or a woman impregnated by Shuang'er, it will be Shuang'er."
One foot is about thirty-three centimeters.
When it comes to a man's dignity, the emperor's face immediately turned ugly, but the one-foot-long dragon was indeed a gap that he could hardly make up.
He denied angrily, "How is that possible! Where would you put a foot-long dragon??"
Shuang'er blinked, as if she didn't understand why he was so angry, "Wrap it around your waist."
He glanced at the lower part of the male emperor with a sympathetic look and consoled him, "Not all Shuang'er can be wrapped around the waist, most of them are wrapped around the legs. I am gifted."
It would be better if he didn't comfort me.
The emperor's face had turned blue and black.
Not long after, Shuang'er was taken away by the state's special department. According to previous experience, she would not be able to come back until a few days later.
So I decided to go back to sleep.
But the male emperor stopped me quietly.
I thought he was thinking about something dirty again, but he asked quietly like a thief, "Um, is the 'thing' you mentioned last time really useful when soaking in wine?"
…
A few days later, Shuang'er was sent back.
I looked at the captain and the captain looked at me.
He awkwardly took out the electric shock ring control lock.
"Well, President, you know that this is also an emperor who asks to live with you."
"He also has a technique."
...It's the same if you drive one cow or three cows, but you just need to add one more person's rations.
Emperor Shuang'er comes from a world where Shuang'er is respected.
It is said that there was a great war in his world, and men and women were independent of each other, and were extremely hostile to the opposite sex.
But the country needs to reproduce, and since same-sex people cannot have children, they started wars again and again, and the opposite sex who were abducted in the war would become tools for reproduction.
A baby girl born in a male country faces hell. After her first menstrual period, she is forced to have sex with various men and give birth continuously until she dies.
The same is true for baby boys born in a country of girls.
Therefore, whether it is women in a male country or men in a female country, most of them will choose to strangle their children to death with their own hands after giving birth.
The world's population is decreasing rapidly, the number of newborns is decreasing, and the aging population is becoming more and more serious.
Later, with God's mercy, twins were born in the Male Country and the Female Country at the same time.
Shuang'er can not only get pregnant, but also make others pregnant and give birth to their own children. She has a very strong fertility, and anyone who has intercourse with Shuang'er will also give birth to a Shuang'er child.
Twins are precious. Only those who are in high positions of power can have a twin and have them give birth to children.
More and more twins are being born.
The new population injects vitality into the whole world.
The children of the new generation of high-ranking officials are almost all twins, so naturally, twins occupy the court and high positions.
A world where Shuang'er is the most respected is gradually taking shape.
Every Shuang practices at least monogamy, that is, every Shuang has at least one wife and one husband to ensure the pregnancy rate.
As the emperor, Shuang'er has hundreds of concubines in his harem.
That’s great. Emperor Shuang’er should educate these two emperors about the consequences of excessively attacking the opposite sex.
I took Emperor Shuang'er back with me.
When they saw Emperor Shuang'er, the other two were not surprised, as if they had expected it.
This also makes me more certain that they must have some common purpose in coming to this world.
For example, attack me.
As I expected, the new day started with being attacked.
In the morning, I had breakfast with the three emperors.
The male emperor and the female emperor said, "Female man, you can eat ten baskets of crab roe buns and eight egg pancakes for breakfast. No wonder you look like a giant. It's scary."
The Empress sneered back, "Look at what you're eating, man, who eats tomahawk steak so early in the morning? No wonder your waist is as thick as a barrel."
Emperor Shuang'er scooped up a spoonful of coffee with a small spoon, blew on it, drank it, and said timidly, "They eat so much, it's terrible, they won't eat you into poverty, will they? Unlike me, I am full after just one cup of coffee."
The male and female emperors faced the outside world in unison, angrily saying, "You are so hesitant when eating, you are neither male nor female!"
At noon, the three emperors sat in a row and watched TV series together.
Male Emperor: "What a lousy drama! Is this male second character sick? During the time he was dating the female lead, the female lead and the male lead loved each other very much, and he cried and blessed her, and even gave all his property to the female lead?"
Empress: "What do you know! This is what a good man is - but it is indeed a bad drama. In order to be with the hero, the heroine is willing to take care of the housework for him, regardless of the fact that he is a second-married man with three children. He is despised and framed by his three children. The hero cheats on her and is violent. She is pregnant with two children, one of which was aborted by the hero, and the other was aborted by her stepchildren. She doesn't want to divorce? In the end, she died for her stepchildren. The children called her "Mom" with tears in their eyes. The hero held her hand and apologized. So she forgave them? And then she died happily? This screenwriter is mentally ill and stupid!"
Emperor Shuang'er: "It's really bad... The heroine didn't even give birth to a child. She didn't give birth to a child for the sake of someone else's child. How stupid."
The three emperors reached a consensus, "Why don't we just watch Journey to the West?"
Empress: "Tang Monk is handsome. It is inevitable that a man like him will run into danger if he shows up in public."
The Emperor: "I wonder if there really is a Buddha in the world, and if I can live forever."
Emperor Shuang'er: "How did a stone give birth to Sun Wukong?"
The three of them adjusted the remote control expectantly.
Male Emperor: "Why is this monkey different from the one I saw before?"
Empress: "Why are there so many female fairies around Monkey?"
Emperor Shuang'er: "Monkeys, snakes, bats, foxes...don't they have reproductive isolation?"
Seeing these three people being annoyed by the bad drama, I changed the channel as I was passing by.
"You are watching the new TV series, and what you watched before was the old version."
The male emperor was mad, "It's okay to have love stories in other TV dramas, but why does a monkey have to have a love story? A good man has ambitions, so does this love story have to happen???"
The Empress also pressed her forehead. "Why do those TV dramas I've watched that claim to have heroines always have a man who is stronger than the heroine? No matter how cold and powerful the heroine is, she loses her mind and can't do her job well when she meets the hero. She always waits for the hero to save her. What kind of heroine is this?"
Shuang'er hugged the pillow, looking a little confused. "Humans and gods, gods and demons, fairies and humans, it's fine if they can give birth to offspring, but why can monkeys and white-bone demons also? Do they really not have reproductive isolation?"
In the afternoon, I "accidentally" met Shuang'er in the garden.
Shuang'er was wearing a light dress and dancing in the garden, her figure as agile as a butterfly.
Butterfly sprained her ankle and was about to fall into my arms.
I got out of the way.
He looked at me with tears in his eyes while lying on the ground. “Sir, it hurts so much, can you help me up?”
The gardeners patrolling the garden helped him up from both sides.
At night, I "accidentally" met the male emperor in the swimming pool.
The emperor was only wearing a pair of swimming trunks and swam freely in the water.
When he saw me coming, he swam to the shore, ostentatiously pushed his hair back, revealing a handsome and majestic face.
"I didn't expect that you not only have a good face, but also a good figure."
"What a nice ass."
He grabbed my ankle and smiled charmingly, "Spring night is short, why not climb the paradise together."
I kicked him in the face expressionlessly.
The next morning, I went running around the estate.
The Empress ran beside me and asked, "Want a competition?"
I raised my eyebrows and nodded.
She didn't use any internal force, so the match ended in a draw, and both of them were sweating profusely.
She approached me, trapped me between the wall and her, and chuckled, "I really like you. Think about it again. How about becoming my queen?"
Her hand stroked my abdominal muscles, "Give birth to me children..."
"Not interested."
Her eyes darkened slightly, and she stopped me again, "Don't force me to use force on you."
I took the initiative and turned on the electric shock ring.
…
On this day, it was a rare occasion that none of the three emperors came to cause trouble for me.
The emperor is silent, he must be up to something.
I walked to the private cinema and as soon as I entered, I found that although the movie was playing, the three people's attention was not on the screen.
I frowned and asked the male emperor, "What are you laughing at?"
Male Emperor, "I remembered something happy."
"What's the happy news?"
"I improved my technique."
"why are you laughing?"
Empress, "I have also improved my skills."
"What are you laughing at again?"
Shuang'er: "I, I also improved my skills."
"Are your skills the same?"
"Yes, yes, yes... ah, no, no."
Looking at the three of them, I narrowed my eyes.
Just in case, my portion of the dinner was prepared separately, the plates were newly bought, and I even didn't sleep in my usual bedroom at night.
At night, the housekeeper woke me up softly.
"Sir, someone has entered your room."
There is a surveillance camera outside my room.
I checked the surveillance video and watched Shuang'er go in quietly.
The emperor went in stealthily.
The empress walked in with the gait of a dragon and a tiger.
Then the three of them stayed in my room and never came out again.
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