Chapter 166 He's Crazy

【Xia Xue: Oh, how could I be so impure as to think that he was impotent.】

[Bibi: Where is the gentleness you promised? Where is the reluctance you promised? We haven't divorced yet, can you overcome it a little? Don't show your bandit personality.]

【Xia Xue: Go back, I want it, I want it. What can you do to me?】

[Bibi: Be careful, as excessive happiness may lead to sorrow. Hum hum]

【Xia Xue: Damn it, didn’t you see that idiot has already signed?】

【Bibi: ......】

Xiangye held the pen in his hand and had already signed the word "Xiang", but he could not write the next word.

He rubbed his temples again, trying to ease the depression in his heart and try to deal with it calmly.

Xia Xue: Damn, you're not going to regret it. You're so slow even when signing your name. Are you deliberately making me feel nervous here?

Xia Xue: Okay, okay, I'll call you Grandpa, isn't it okay to call you Grandpa? Grandpa, please sign your name for me. I'm still waiting for this indenture!

Xia Xue: Ahhhh...the water of West Lake...my tears! I am so sad.

Listen, is this human language?

The pen in Xiangye's hand was getting tighter and tighter. His chest was getting more and more stuffy.

"Do you really want to divorce me so much?" After a long while, Xiangye still only signed one word. He suddenly raised his head and asked Xia Xue coldly.

Xia Xue's heart sank, but she still pretended to be calm on the surface and said, "Prime Minister, how can you wrongly accuse me? It's obvious that you want to divorce me."

The man who originally wanted to divorce suddenly held his breath and remained silent for a long time when he heard Xia Xue's accusation.

Xia Xue: I was so scared when you suddenly said that.

Xia Xue: He won't really regret it, will he? Please don't. God bless him, let him sign it quickly! Signing it will ensure that he lives a long life, stays healthy, and that all women who like him can get him. Puff, I'm treating him like a stud.

Xiangye paused as he was about to sign the document and threw it aside. Everything that had happened from last night to today was impacting his rational cognition. At this moment, he was almost certain that what he heard was really the voice of the woman in front of him, his wife who had been married for more than half a year.

He didn't know that his wife, who always said she wanted to have children with him, was actually so anxious to divorce him and get rid of him. He really thought she was reluctant to divorce her.

No good luck, very good, do not panic or deny when encountering things. No, maybe she deliberately designed it.

Good, very good!

Xiang Ye suddenly decided that he would not divorce.

He reached out, picked up the divorce agreement, and tore it up.

Xia Xue: Come on, buddy! We must not let this get us down!

Xia Xue's world suddenly collapsed and the earth broke apart as Xiangye took action.

Xiang Ye tore up the divorce agreement and threw it neatly into the trash can. Looking at Xia Xue, he said word by word: "Since you don't want a divorce, then we won't get a divorce!"

Chapter 17: Master, this is a ghost

"Lawyer Wu, please go back first." Xiangye threw the divorce agreement into the trash can and began to clear the area.

"Yes, Prime Minister!" Lawyer Wu looked at Prime Minister, with many questions in his mind but he didn't dare to ask them. Last night, he was asked to draft a divorce agreement overnight, and he was asked to come here early in the morning. And now, he doesn't want to sign it! The world of the rich is really magical.

She secretly glanced at the physiognomist and saw that his expression was getting uglier and uglier. Lawyer Wu didn't dare to stay any longer and asked more questions. She just picked up her bag and ran away.

Xia Xue watched with eager eyes as Xiang Ye tore up the divorce agreement, and could not help but feel as if the earth and mountains were collapsing. Just now she was pretending to be sad, but now she was truly sad and depressed. Everything she had imagined in her mind, the happiness that was already within her reach, instantly turned into illusions before her eyes.

Xia Xue: Bastard, son of a bitch. You actually tore up the agreement. Damn it, are you kidding me?

Xia Xue: What the hell is going on? Once I sign my name today, I will be free.

[Xia Xue: I had happily made an appointment with Brother Zhao and Yue Zhen to have dinner together tonight to celebrate? Now? What the hell?]

【Xia Xue: Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it to your own death...】

Xiangye's expression became more and more ugly, especially after hearing Xia Xue's words "Brother Zhao". The pen in his hand suddenly snapped and broke into two pieces.

Very good, very good. On one hand, she said she wanted to have a baby with him, but on the other hand, she called him "Brother Zhao" in a very affectionate way. It turns out that his last name is Zhao.

Xia Xue was still immersed in her own world, extremely sad. Was her dazzling world going to be completely destroyed just because he didn't sign his name?

Xia Xue: God, why do you treat me like this? Please, please let him divorce me. I don't want to spend any more time with this old man.

"Are you disappointed that I didn't divorce you?" Xiang Ye threw the pen that had been broken into two pieces aside, angrily kicked the trash can beside his feet to the ground, and asked Xia Xue, who still had a sad face, in a cold voice.

"Of course..." Xia Xue raised her head and glared at him sharply. Just as she was about to say the word "disappointed", she was shocked by her own loss of composure. She tried hard to adjust herself and pretend to be happy, but found that she couldn't even smile at this moment. Her mouth was full of bitterness. She forced herself to cheer up, pulled the corners of her mouth, changed to a happy expression, and said to Xiangye: "I'm very happy. Mr. Xiang, you also know how much I want to be with you. You are such an excellent husband. I have accumulated blessings for several lifetimes to marry you. It's really great that you don't divorce me. I love you so much."

Xia Xue: I really don’t know how many lifetimes I have done bad things for fate to punish me like this.

Xia Xue said nice things, but she couldn't help but complain in her heart.

"Really?" Two voices came into Xiangye's ears one after another. Xiangye was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth.

"Of course. Mr. Xiang, don't you believe how much I love you and how much I want to be with you? If you are willing, we might even have a child by now." Xia Xue nodded continuously, looking at Xiangye's angry look, thinking that he was provoked by her again.

Yes, what he hated most was this kind of self-righteous woman. If she pushed harder, he might get so angry that he would divorce her. It would be best if he would get so angry that he would go to the Civil Service Bureau to get a marriage certificate.

"Do you really want to be with me so much?" Xiangye's expression did not improve when he heard Xia Xue say this. Instead, as Xia Xue had expected, it became even darker.

"Yes." Seeing the initial success, Xia Xue worked harder. She knew that Xiang also hated being pestered by women, and she also knew that he didn't like women touching him. In order to make him hate her more, Xia Xue rushed over. Hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it! I hope to get more hate and more disgust.

Normally, Xiangye would just avoid her in such a situation. Calculating Xiangye's movements, Xia Xue found an angle that would allow her to fall more gracefully, closed her eyes, and rushed over.

However, the expected thing did not happen. Xia Xue's hand first touched a hard chest, and before she could react, her slender waist was tightly embraced by a strong arm, and then she was brought into a warm embrace.

Xiangye's chest was hard, but his expression was cold. He looked at Xia Xue, who was acting hypocritically, and the anger in his heart burned even more fiercely for no reason. He took her into his arms and sat down. He put his feet on the table and changed from holding her in his arms to hugging her.

That handsome face, which was gifted with natural beauty and exquisiteness and would make any woman scream, was tense. His dark, shining eyes stared at her, as if he wanted to see through her.

Xia Xue didn't know why Xiangye changed his mind at the last minute, but for her, this was her "dream". She should have been furious and threw shit on his face, but she had to pretend to be a little woman and play along with him. She felt aggrieved.

"Prince!" She was very shy, with a tearful face, and buried in his chest. Her heart was pounding and her eyes were rolling. The iron palm on her waist was quite strong, making her a little breathless.

Xia Xue: It's so uncomfortable. His chest is so hard, his hands are so rough, and his strength is so strong. How can any woman like him?

Xia Xue: The last time Brother Zhao hugged me, he was very gentle. He would never be so rough.

Xiang also heard her complaints. Although he was still very angry, his hands unconsciously relaxed a little. However, the way he held her did not change. His eyes were still fixed on her.

Xia Xue felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by Xiang Ye, so she just buried her head in his chest and pretended to be dead.

Xia Xue's gentleness did not make Xiangye let her go. He still held her in his arms, one hand around her waist, the other gently stroking her hair. A pair of eagle eyes were staring at her, and the deep and exploratory gaze was locked on her, making Xia Xue feel as if she was stripped naked in front of him. This feeling was extremely uncomfortable.

The hard and warm touch under her palm was damn sexy and warm, like a fire, burning Xia Xue very uncomfortable. She wanted to push him away, but she knew she couldn't. She had confronted him so many times, and she always controlled the rhythm, but this time, this feeling was really terrible.

Seeing Xia Xue's uncomfortable look, his expression at this moment was like a cat teasing a mouse, neither hurried nor slow. His hand slowly moved down along her hair, his long fingers slid across her delicate neck, and along her neck all the way down, his big hand slowly tried to open Xia Xue's collar...

"Ah!" Xia Xue screamed softly and suddenly tried to jump up from him.

As if he had expected it, he gently pressed her back. Xia Xue was unable to move immediately. Then, Xia Xue heard a voice so soft that it frightened her: "Since you want to have a baby with me so much, then why not do it today? I will satisfy you today..."

Hearing what Xiangye said, Xia Xue was completely shocked.

I never thought that Xiang Ye would return the favor. What did he want to do? No, he didn't want to have a child with her.

After a moment of calm, Xia Xue raised her head firmly, not thinking about how to leave anymore. Instead, she climbed onto his neck.

Xiangye actually thought that Xia Xue would resist. However, on the contrary, Xia Xue did not resist. Instead, she stretched out her hands to grab his neck, raised her watery eyes, and asked Xiangye with a voice that was a little happy and uneasy, "Sir Xiang, are you serious?"

"Suspect me?" Xia Xue's actions made Xiang a little confused. He tried to concentrate and listen to what Xia Xue said, but no, nothing.

He lowered his head and looked at Xia Xue, who looked no different from the women in the past. Xiang suddenly lost interest in teasing Xia Xue.

"How dare I doubt the Prime Minister? I'm just happy." Xia Xue couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief as she watched the Prime Minister's face return to its usual coldness. But on the surface, she still didn't show any signs of anger.

Xiangye lost interest and let her go. Xia Xue stood up immediately when she felt Xiangye's hand on her lower back loosen.

Xia Xue: That’s a close call. This guy is just a psychopath.

Xia Xue: I don’t know what’s wrong with him. One moment he wants a divorce, the next he doesn’t want to divorce, and now he wants to have a baby with me. It’s so scary.

Xia Xue: If you don't divorce me, you will regret it one day.

As soon as Xia Xue stood up, Xiangye actually felt a little disappointed. Before he could get over the disappointment, he heard her voice again. Xiangye didn't know what was wrong with him. After hearing that she was eager to divorce him, he actually became concerned.

It will make me regret it, and I want to know how to regret it.

You said one thing to me in public and another thing in private. Very good, Xia Xue, I really misjudged you. Not wanting to be with you is one thing, wanting to leave me is another.

You want to leave me so much, but I won't let you. Is it hard for you to be with me? Seeing you feel bad, I feel better.

Squinting his eyes at Xia Xue standing aside, Xiang Ye suddenly said in a cold voice: "Since you like me so much, I suddenly think it's not bad to let you be Xiang's wife. Then we won't get divorced. Starting tomorrow, we will move back to the main house and let mom take good care of you. Let's have a baby..."

Xia Xue: Oh my god, oh my god! Is he serious? Is he crazy? Move back to the main house and have a baby. What's wrong with his brain?

Xia Xue: Move back to the main house with him, live in the same room, and have a baby. Oh my god, this is going to kill me.

Hearing Xiang Ye say this, Xia Xue couldn't help but be frightened out of her wits.

Seeing Xia Xue's frightened look, Xiang couldn't help but feel happy. He left with a grin on his face.

"Prince Xiang!" Starving to death is a small matter, but being physically dead is a big deal. Seeing that the Prime Minister was walking towards the room, Xia Xue followed him closely.

"What's up?" Seeing Xia Xue's servile look, Xiang couldn't help but feel a little happy. He walked slowly to the closet in the room, opened the closet and took out a set of home clothes.

Xia Xue: Well, just bow your head. At least it's better than moving back to the main house. Grandpa and mom will be there later. If he really gets wild, then I...

The more Xia Xue thought about it, the more serious the matter seemed to her, and she couldn't help but follow in happily.

Xiang Ye watched Xia Xue follow in, and suddenly, in a mischievous manner, he pulled up his shirt and changed into home clothes in front of her.

"Ah!" Seeing Xiang Ye's thin upper body exposed, Xia Xue screamed instinctively and turned around.

Xia Xue: Exhibitionist, psychopath. Didn't you see me follow him in? He took off his clothes in front of me. But, um, he has a good figure, and seems to have abdominal muscles.

Xiangye was changing clothes while listening to Xia Xue's thoughts. Suddenly, he thought it was quite interesting to tease Xia Xue.

More importantly, in the past, whenever a woman got close to him, he would feel very repulsive. However, when he hugged her just now, not only did he not feel the slightest bit of repulsion, but on the contrary... that feeling was not something he particularly liked, but at least it was very comfortable and a little warm.

Xia Xue heard the sound of someone taking off and putting on clothes behind her, but she didn't dare to turn around. She wanted to go out, but then she thought about something she had to discuss with Xiangye, so she had to stay here.

Xia Xue: You exhibitionist, I don't know if you're okay. It's been so long.

Xia Xue: Oh, I don’t dare turn around! What if I turn around and he’s changing his pants? That would be so embarrassing.

Xia Xue: That's not right. A man and a woman are alone in the same room. If he suddenly goes berserk, wouldn't I be in danger?

The more Xia Xue thought about it, the more scared she became. Just as she was about to walk out, the man behind her suddenly spoke.

"Don't worry, although I want to have a baby with you, I'm not that hungry for it. I don't know if you've brushed your teeth this early in the morning. I'm not interested in that."

Xia Xue: Bastard. Am I really that sloppy? You actually said I didn't brush my teeth. Your whole family didn't brush their teeth either.

Xia Xue: Even if you are interested, I am not.

Xia Xue: Why don't you look in the mirror? What do you think you look like? Do you really think people would admire you if you have six-pack abs? Ah! Ah! Bastard, bastard, bastard.

Xiangye: "......"