As expected, Luo's Restaurant delivered a large table of dishes that evening, and Zhao Huan sat at the head table. Nangong Lian'er accompanied him, and Linghu Yunlong and Cao Dongsheng sat below him.
"Come, today there is no king or subject. Let's toast Cao Dongsheng. A thousand-year-old turtle lives for ten thousand years, I wish this old bastard lives for a thousand years." Zhao Huan raised his glass.
"Your Majesty! How can you say that about Eunuch Cao?" Nangong Lian'er rolled her eyes at him.
"Don't call me Your Majesty. I told you, there's no monarch or subject tonight. I just want to be an ordinary citizen. Being an emperor is pretty comfortable, but it's also fucking tiring."
Cao Dongsheng chuckled and said: "Your Majesty, I like Your Majesty to call me that. So be a bastard." In fact, he wanted to say that if you are "Long Live the Emperor", then you are a tortoise.
"Okay, Brother Zhao. You can't say that. You said a thousand-year-old turtle, but you are ten thousand years old." Nangong Lian'er said it for him.
Zhao Huan was stunned. He didn't expect that this sentence also scolded him. Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Tonight is all about excitement, open your heart. Let's discard the etiquette between the monarch and his subjects. Zhao Huan: "So be it. Come on, Cao Dongsheng, let's have a toast with the two bastards and the old turtle!"
"Since that's what you said, then I, Yunlong, am a dog." Linghu Yunlong held up the wine glass with both hands.
Zhao Huan pointed at him and said, "Then yell twice so I can hear you."
After a while, Linghu Yunlong said, "Woof!"
Zhao Huan: "Woof woof!"
Cao Dongsheng: “Woof woof woof!”
Except for Nangong Lian'er, the three of them said together: "Woof woof woof!..."
“Hahahaha…” There was a murmur at the table.
Emperor Zhao Huan, the core of the Song Empire, was a man who, from ascending the throne to repel the Jin invaders, personally led the army to destroy the Jin, reformed the civil service system, and traveled incognito. All of this weighed heavily on him, and he needed to relax.
Tonight is an opportunity, there is no emperor, no ruler or ministers.
"Lian'er, call me."
"No, I won't scream."
"No, you have to scream. It feels great. Try it."
"Yeah, meow~!"
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