Zhao Huan woke up and found himself lying on the bed. He looked around and saw the magnificent surroundings. Only then did he realize that he had traveled through time and space, and had unexpectedly traveled to a wealthy family.
Zhao Huan couldn't help but be overjoyed. I was arguing with my readers, wasn't I? Now I've finally made it. Writing? What the hell is this? The family I gave birth to is full of wealth and splendor.
"Your Highness, you're awake." A maid leaned over with a beautiful smile.
Zhao Huan was shocked. "Crown Prince! I actually became the crown prince!" This wealth and honor must have come too far. How could I become the crown prince?
"This is..." Zhao Huan jumped up and looked around.
"Your Highness, last night you climbed up a tree to take out a bird's nest and fell down. I was so scared."
Zhao Huan shook his head, regaining some clarity. The memories of this body slowly merged into his brain. He finally knew, Prince, that he was Emperor Qinzong of Song, Zhao Huan.
This is a joke. Even though I share the same name as this cowardly emperor, I wouldn't travel back to the Song Dynasty and become Emperor Qinzong.
I recall the historical records. During the Jingkang Incident, the two emperors, Huizong and Qinzong, were captured. These golden dogs were unfaithful and shameless villains. The two emperors lived like dogs.
Qinzong. There are foolish emperors in history, but there are not many who are as weak as him.
The emperor was a jerk, and his ministers were all treacherous. During the reigns of Emperors Huizong and Qinzong, there were few if any ministers of any caliber. However, there were a plethora of treacherous ministers. Forget the Six Traitors during Emperor Huizong's reign. Even during the brief years of Emperor Qinzong's reign, there were the treacherous ministers Bai Shizhong and Li Bangyan, who constantly sought peace. And then there was Li Fen, the envoy sent to negotiate with the Jin camp, who was so frightened by the Jin that he dared not even fart. Then, a host of peace-loving ministers tricked the already incompetent and cowardly Emperor Qinzong into surrendering himself to the Jin camp as a prisoner.
After Kaifeng was besieged, Qinzong went to the Jin camp to beg for surrender like a grandson, and cried loudly on the way back, completely losing the image of an emperor.
As a result, they looted the entire Kaifeng city but still couldn't raise enough ransom, so they took the initiative to beg for surrender a second time, but Huang He never returned.
The Jin soldiers captured the two emperors Huizong and Qinzong, and went to Yanjing triumphantly with their cargo of looted gold, silver, jewels, and countless young girls from the people.
Thousands of women were taken to Jincheng. Half of them died from torture by Jin soldiers along the way, and more than 20 princesses and concubines were brutally raped by the Jin soldiers.
Thinking of this, Zhao Huan couldn't help but shudder. These twenty-odd imperial concubines were at least his half-siblings, and those beautiful girls from the common people should have been mine. He grabbed the reed tent next to him fiercely. Humph, since I have become Emperor Qinzong of Song. Golden Dog, your doom has come.
No, I'm still the crown prince, not yet on the throne. When will that wimp Huizong give up the throne? Uh, he's my dad. I fucking have to recognize this old wimp as my dad.
After traveling through time, Zhao Huan became the famous coward emperor Song Qinzong in history, just as cowardly as his father Huizong.
But now that I'm here, I'll show you what a thick and hard dick is. You want to take me hostage? I'll beat the shit out of you.
God Almighty, forgive my careless words. I didn't mean rough and hard in that sense, huh?
Fortunately, fortunately. Zhao Huan touched his chest. Fortunately, he was still a prince when he came here. If he woke up and found himself not in this prince's palace but in the Jin army camp, he would be doomed.
Since I'm traveling through time, they can't just dump me here and leave it at that. Conventionally, there should be a system, a cheat code, or something.
"System on! Beep..."
"System is turned on, woooooo..."
“Mimi, ahhhh…”
"Old man, old man, please come out and give me a golden finger..."
"Old thing, you old fool, get out of here, sir..."
"Your Highness, what's wrong with you?" The maidservant looked concerned. Did the prince fall from a tree and become stupid?
It turns out that they are all scams. There is nothing there, it’s all a trick.
A 21st-century coder like me, is he still afraid of not having cheat codes? It's better not to have cheat codes, so that when I'm having sex with my concubine, an old man suddenly appears and watches.
No system? What system do we need? Don't we have the Records of the Grand Historian? Just throw those corrupt officials mentioned in the history books into jail and let them eat shit. Then bring my loyal Lord Li Gang up there and beat the Jin thieves to a pulp.
Thinking about this, Zhao Huan was happy. Who said my grandfather’s fortune-telling was inaccurate? I’m going to be the emperor.
Wanting to be an emperor doesn't mean you've already become one. So many people have coveted the throne, and so many have been pulled down and chopped to pieces just when they were close. Therefore, Zhao Huan had to be careful about everything before he ascended the throne.
"Your Highness, Your Highness, something's wrong." A man who looked like a eunuch ran over in a panic.
"Eunuch Cao, please come in quickly. I wonder why you are so flustered. What brings you here?" Zhao Heng's eyebrows lit up with joy and he hurriedly went to greet him. He felt more at ease with the eunuch than with his father.
There was no other way. Zhao Huan recognized these eunuchs from his father, Zhao Ji. They were the emperor's favorites, and although he was the crown prince, he had to be respectful to them before ascending the throne. Otherwise, these eunuchs might speak ill of him in front of the emperor, and the crown prince would be replaced. This was not uncommon in history.
"Something terrible has happened, Your Highness. The Emperor wishes to summon you to the palace."
Zhao Heng was horrified. He shook the old eunuch's hand and said, "Eunuch Cao, what does the emperor want me to do? I hope you can teach me."
"The Golden Dog is about to attack. The Emperor is seriously ill and needs you to come to the palace immediately."
Zhao Huan was overjoyed upon hearing this. "Damn it! I'm giving up the throne so soon! I'm here just in time, haha. Just wait and see how I'll kill you bunch of golden dogs when I become emperor."
Zhao Huan pretended to be sad. "Oh, then please let Eunuch Cao lead the way. I'll be off right away."
"Your Highness, I am sorry to trouble you. From now on, just call me your servant. I am willing to serve you like a dog or a horse."
Zhao Huan was even more delighted. This bastard Cao Dongsheng had never been so polite to him before. Now he was flattering him completely. He must have known that the emperor would give up the throne to him.
"Eunuch Cao, I wonder why my father summoned me into the palace so urgently?" Zhao Huan asked knowing the answer.
"Your Highness, there is no need to say too much about redeeming this slave. You will know when you see His Majesty. It is a happy event." Cao Dongsheng smiled at Zhao Huan.
Humph, what a bullshit happy event! It was because my father, Zhao Ji, was frightened by the golden dog that he gave up the throne to me.
Inside the Funing Hall of the Tokyo Imperial Palace, the court officials waited for orders. Zhao Ji trembled as he held Cai You's hand and said, "I didn't expect the Jin people to be like this. I didn't expect the Jin people to be like this."
Cai You himself shuddered: "Jin, Jin, how did the Jin invade us? They are so cruel. They capture Song people, regardless of their status. Men are enslaved and women are made prostitutes."
When Zhao Ji heard this, he fell backward with a thud, foaming at the mouth and losing consciousness.
"Your Majesty!" The ministers immediately panicked. Some of them scolded Cai You, while others were busy looking for the imperial physician. The whole place was in chaos.
Only ministers Li Gang and Wu Min remained indifferent.
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