"happy birthday--!"
As soon as Xia Yujie and Miguel pushed open the door of Panxing Palace, large ribbons fell from the sky.
"Happy birthday, Master Getsu!"
“Happy birthday, boss!”
"Happy birthday, Xiaojie!"
"Happy birthday, Master!"
Amidst the birthday festivities, Xia Yujie, with his hair covered with ribbons, said helplessly, "It's the middle of the night, aren't you going to sleep?"
Tenuchi Riko said, "The kids are all asleep, let's trick them into thinking we're going to have the party tomorrow!"
When she said this, Kayu Kei saw Nanako and Rika Inori sticking their heads out from the stairs and then quickly retracting them.
Xia Yujie: “…”
No, you didn't fool them at all!
They are all awake!
Gojo Satoru glanced outside the door and chuckled knowingly, "I thought it would take a few days for you to come back."
Xia Yujie smiled and said, "Ah, thanks to someone, the progress of solving the case has been accelerated."
Tenuchi Riko asked curiously, "Who? Who?"
She looked at Geto, then at Miguel, not understanding who this "someone" was. It couldn't be the crew of "Paradox 3", could it? Although the director was a bit immature and passionate, he was obviously not very reliable.
Xia Yujie smiled and said, "Let's not talk about this for now. Riko, I also brought back a gift for you. Do you want to see it?"
Tenuchi Riko raised her hand decisively: "Gift? Yes, yes, yes!"
Higa Makoto and several other members with simpler personalities expressed their desire to watch, but Suda Manami and others secretly exchanged glances.
Master Getsu's tone sounds like a precursor to a prank.
As expected, Geto snapped his fingers and shouted, "Come out, Berserker!"
The earthquake shook.
“?!”
Before anyone could react, the ground trembled a second time, a third time, and a fourth time. The man with the sword was alert and said, "The statue outside is moving!"
The statue of Hercules standing in front of the Astrological Palace has moved!
Upon hearing this, everyone looked in that direction in amazement. Sure enough, the two-meter-tall statue holding a huge golden axe walked down from the base step by step, staring at them in the gate with blood-red eyes.
"!!!"
Everyone held their breath as "Hercules" suddenly rushed forward!
"ah!"
Tenuchi Riko jumped up, turned around and hid behind Gojo Satoru. Amid the earthquake, a heroic spirit wearing a battle skirt and holding a giant axe rushed into the Bankei Palace. Amid the sound of the swordsmen drawing their swords, an axe chopped through... uh, the balloon around Panda.
With a puff sound, the Panda balloon with a hole in it flew to a corner of the hall while deflating.
Everyone: “…”
Zhen.Panda was trembling beside him.
Gojo Satoru: “Haha ...
Xia Yujie also couldn't help laughing.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Miguel, who had been trying hard to keep a straight face, couldn't help but bent over and laughed.
Nanako, who was hiding on the stairs and peeking at them, suddenly brightened up and said happily, "Guardian!"
"Really, it's the Guardian God!"
On the stairs, a group of little carrot heads swarmed down and threw themselves at "Hercules" enthusiastically: "Lord Guardian!"
"Wow, it really is the Guardian Angel!"
"Long time no see, Lord Guardian!"
They climbed onto "Hercules" in surprise. The ferocious-looking "Hercules" did not show any aggression towards the group of children. Manami Suda was shocked and said, "Could this be... Lord Al?!"
Lord Al, who has been missing from the Man'ya of the Time Government for half a year, has finally returned? !
Xia Yujie nodded and said, "Yes, it's him."
“Al——!” Tenuchi Riko pushed Gojo Satoru who was blocking her way away, rushed over sobbing, and hugged “Hercules” tightly, “Al, I missed you so much!”
Gojo Satoru: “…”
Then don't hide behind me.
Xia Yujie introduced the new family members: "This is Al, the head of the personnel department of our Panxing Sect. From today on, he is back with us."
He happily announced: "Tonight's party is both my birthday and Al's welcome party!"
"yeah--!"
During the six months that Al was away, the Panxing Cult gained many new members.
Miguel is a sorcerer recruited by Geto Suguru himself from abroad. He is much stronger than ordinary first-level sorcerers. It is said that he can fight Gojo Satoru head-on for several moves.
Although he was only responsible for translation and driving during the evil spirit incident in Thailand, he is really strong. If you ask Miguel himself, he will probably answer "The idiot doesn't know how to use people."
Mikan Shinoki from the Housekeeping Department has now been freed from brainwashing with the help of Izuru Kamukura and has successfully returned to the team. She has now officially joined the Logistics Department and has her own infirmary in the lobby on the first floor of Bansei Palace.
And under the recommendation of Nagito Komaeda, many geniuses who graduated from "Hope's Peak" joined the Pansei Cult.
Chiaki Nanami, like Gojo Satoru, broadcasts her gaming sessions live in the gaming club. Due to her serious and adventurous personality, her professional skills in live streaming are much better than Gojo Satoru. I heard that she is an old acquaintance of Kamukura Izuryu and she decided to work at Bankei Cult because she was worried about Kamukura Izuryu. Anyway, for her, the so-called job change is just a change of place to play games.
Kazuichi Sosuda is a master at tinkering with machines. After he joined the logistics department of the Bandei Cult, all the electronic equipment of the Bandei Cult was completely renewed, and there were many black technologies not available on the market. Recently, he is researching combat robots. The feature of these robots is that they can fight against cursed spirits by injecting cursed power. Kazuichi Sosuda's latest dream is to create a robot at the level of a first-class sorcerer.
Koizumi Shinki has not officially joined the Panseok Cult, but she is a photographer who is very good at photographing people. The official website of the Panseok Cult currently uses the photos she took to introduce the characters, which has been widely praised by the believers.
The believers said one after another: "The ID photo is better looking than the real person!"
Panxing taught everyone: "..."
A group of handsome men and beautiful women from the Panxing Sect expressed their dissatisfaction.
Ahibiro Hagakure is a fortune teller with a prediction accuracy rate of up to 30%. He has now gloriously become the deputy director of the fortune telling department, and together with Makoto Higa, he supports all the fortune telling business of the department.
Because he is a fortune teller who graduated from "Peak of Hope" and is very famous, he joined the Panse Cult and launched a wave of advertisements for the Cult, making outstanding contributions to the Cult's money-making business.
Chihiro Fujisaki is a very powerful programmer. He rented a room in the Bandei Palace to do his own research and developed many amazing AIs. Currently, the AI he made is helping to operate the official website and live broadcast room of the Bandei Cult. It is much more useful than a living person. Geto Suguru waved his hand and directly waived his accommodation fee.
In addition, the illustrated guides of the Sword Men have also been lit up a lot, but the issue they were most looking forward to has not yet arrived.
Well, although there is no Ichigo Ichibuki, swordsmen like Oshikiri Hasebe, Cangdaikiri Mitsutada, and Hachisuka Kotetsu are all capable of doing clerical work.
In short, the Bankei Cult has completely solved the problem of lack of employees. It is better to say that there are so many employees here that they are about to overflow. Fortunately, there is a Honmaru connected to the interior of the Bankei Palace, otherwise it really cannot accommodate so many people.
Then, at the end of last year, Yaga Masamichi officially became the principal of Tokyo Jujutsu High School. Because there is only one fourth-year student, Ieiri Shoko, he is currently serving as both the principal and the homeroom teacher. As a thank you gift for taking care of the pandas, the principal also sent them a lot of curse bones for housekeeping at the beginning of the year.
After the welcome party, Al took Ugly to apply for seclusion in the underground dojo.
Xia Yujie: “…”
Xia Yujie asked sincerely: "Why don't you go back to your room to read comics?"
Al said stubbornly, "I want to practice in seclusion."
Xia Yujie said, "No, you really just want to read comics. I won't laugh at you, Al, so go back to your room and read. There's no bed in the basement, and there's no internet cable. Wouldn't it be boring for you to go there?"
"Don't worry, I've already downloaded the Master movie."
"You really are going down here to be a homebody!!!"
In the end, Al succeeded in taking over the entire basement.
The dojo in the basement had been reinforced more than ten times, and it was very solid and soundproof. Al locked the door of the basement, picked up Ugly and shook it again and again. Ugly vomited out all the comic books in his stomach with a scream, and also brought an MP4 with the TV version and the movie version of "Jujutsu ○ War".
Very good, prophet Al, now it's time to get started!
After some careful consideration, Al decided to start with volume 0 of the manga Jujutsu ○ War.
“…”
Yuta, you are such an ordinary good student, Yuta, you are actually the protagonist of volume 0! You are so hidden! What? Riko died at the beginning? Or did she die in a car accident and become a special cursed spirit?
No wonder her fate changed after she possessed "Monotoyoshi Masamu". Most likely, the lucky buff of "Monotoyoshi Masamu" allowed Rika Inori to avoid car accidents. If Rika Inori had not been in the car accident, then Otsutsuki Yuta would not have been cursed by the "Queen of Curses". Her fate was indeed changed.
It seems that I have to remind Rixiang to bring her belongings with her when she goes out.
Turning the pages further, various familiar faces appeared one after another.
Gojo Satoru, Zenin Maki, Panda, Yaga Masamichi, Geto Suguru, Miss Meimei...Except for the one I haven't seen before, Inumaki Satoru, everyone is actually an acquaintance.
Al took out his notebook and wrote down the name "Goujuanji".
——Love is the most twisted curse.
At the end of volume 0, Al prayed that Rika Honjo would become a Buddha, that Otsutsukoshi Yuta would be freed from the darkness and rest in peace. Al closed volume 0 of the comic with mixed feelings, recalling the bitter summer of his second year in high school.
...is that the time?
He wrote down what happened to Geto Suguru in his notebook and started reading the main story of Jujutsu ○ War.
Don't panic, stay calm. "Jujutsu ○ Sen" is famous for the fact that many people will die. Except for Gojo Satoru, who is the ceiling of combat power, everyone is in danger of sudden death at any time.
Yuji Itadori is the protagonist of the main story of "Jujutsu ○ War". Soon after he wrote down Yuji Itadori's name, he soon met an acquaintance.
Fushiguro Megumi!
Wow, I didn’t expect Hui-chan to be the second male lead in the main story!
Hui-chan's hair has become more exaggerated as she grew older, which must be because her hair has grown longer. However, her personality has not changed much. She is still as stubborn and worrying as ever.
However...
This child actually became a sorcerer, but he clearly said that he didn't want to be a sorcerer. Did something unexpected happen in the process?
Fortunately, the kid's last name is still Fushiguro, and it looks like he didn't return to the annoying Zenin family, which is always a good thing.
——The heroine, Noriaki Kugizaki.
These are children I have never seen before, so I’ll make a note of them.
…
Two days later, a fire broke out in the basement of Panxing Palace.
"There's smoke!"
"There's strong smoke!"
"Oh no! The basement is on fire and Lord Al is still down there!"
The first to discover that the basement was on fire were the children who were playing hide-and-seek in the lobby on the first floor. Qi Ben Li Xiangguo immediately assigned tasks and said, "Yuta, go find an adult! Everyone else, follow me to get the fire extinguisher!"
The children followed her instructions and went to get the spare fire extinguisher. Two minutes later, Lalu kicked open the door of the basement. Everyone stood in line with fire extinguishers. Then they saw someone sitting in meditation calmly in the smoke... uh...
"Lord Al?"
The white-haired, black-skinned hero opened his eyes and said solemnly, "You are here."
Qi Ben Li Xiang was surprised: "What are you doing, Lord Al! We all thought the basement was on fire!"
Al looked down at the brazier and said calmly, "I just dealt with some things that don't belong to this world."
Nanako spotted the MP4 burning in the brazier!
She was shocked and said, "Lord Al, that, that——"
Bang!
MP4, exploded on the spot in full view of the public.
That day, all the children of Panxing Cult remembered one thing.
——Don’t use fire to heat electronic products, or serious consequences will occur.
Xia Yujie, who was late for the funeral, was very shocked. He asked everyone to open the windows and let out the thick smoke in the entire basement. He also went to personally comfort the church members who were originally listening to his sermon. After a period of chaos, Xia Yujie talked to Al alone in the reception room.
He said helplessly: "Tell me, Al, what happened?"
The white-haired, black-skinned hero sat cross-legged on the sofa and said in a mysterious way, "Master, I have seen the future."
Xia Yujie: “…”
He had seen the "prophetic" ability of Al's personality when he was in Thailand. Because of the telepathic connection between the Lord of Protection and the Heroic Spirit, Xia Yujie keenly noticed that he was in a bad mood and whispered, "Is it about us?"
Al nodded slightly.
Xia Yujie's expression became a little more serious: "What did you see?"
"I can't say, Master."
"…Why?"
Al said calmly, "Because I can't say it."
You became a sorcerer with great enthusiasm, vowing to protect all the weak. However, you were eventually broken by the malice of the world, and fell to the ground, torn into pieces.
He couldn't talk about this kind of future, nor did he want to talk about it.
Xia Youjie looked at him for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "Did you see a bad future?"
Al nodded slightly.
"Is it about me?"
Al was silent.
Xia Yujie smiled and said, "Oh, it doesn't matter if you tell me, Al. From the day I chose to become a sorcerer, I was ready to die. It doesn't matter if I die in the future you see."
“…”
The future he saw was much worse than death. In fact, for Geto Suguru in the original work of Jujutsu ○ War, death was the most thorough relief.
That Summer Oil Killer will never see the light, and his best ending is the peace given to him by Gojo Satoru.
...However, what's worse is that, though Xia Youjie, who found peace with a smile on his face, probably didn't have much peace for a few days, as his body was stolen by Senso and used to seal Gojo Satoru, directly or indirectly killing many other sorcerers.
I can't even die in peace.
Al suppressed the anger in his heart and said seriously: "Master, such a future will not happen."
He spoke each word calmly and firmly, "I'm here, so it won't happen."
Xia Yujie smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "It seems that you don't intend to tell me the details... Then, Al, in order to prevent such a future from happening, what should we do now?"
“…”
Al lowered his head and smiled, and said in a very saintly and noble tone, "You are really smart, Master."
"Mei, Tsumei, I have a very important mission for you today."
fairy platform.
a park.
Al, Gojo Satoru, Fushiguro Megumi and Tsumi Nori hid in the bushes and watched a group of children playing football.
Fushiguro Megumi, who was forcibly dragged here, looked unhappy.
Fushiguro Tsume asked seriously, "What is it, Lord Gojo?"
Gojo Satoru turned to Al and asked, "Which one?"
Al pointed at Yuji Itadori who was playing football up there, "The one with pink hair."
Gojo Satoru hissed and complained, "How old is this kid and he dyed his hair pink?"
Al seriously clarified for Yuji Itadori, "No, he was born with it. However, after he goes to school, teachers and discipline committee members will probably often find fault with him."
It is really hard to convince others that this color is "natural". It is okay for elementary school students now, but when they go to junior high school, they will definitely be a human trap for discipline committee members.
So Gojo Satoru patted Fushiguro Megumi and Fushiguro Miki on the shoulders.
"Your mission is to make friends with the pink-haired kid. This is an important mission that must be completed. Do you understand?"
Fushiguro Megumi was shocked and asked, "Why?"
"Just hand it over if I ask you to, kid. Do you have a hundred thousand whys?"
Before Fushiguro Megumi could refute further, the damn Son of God reached out and pushed the Fushiguro siblings out.
"!"
The Fushiguro siblings staggered out of the bushes: "..."
Be a man, bastard Gojo, bastard Al!
Two large hands, one white and one black, stretched out from the bushes and waved at them unscrupulously, leaving only one sentence: "I'll pick you up at dusk!"
Fushiguro Megumi: “…”
Fushiguro Miki: "..."
"Hello, guys."
The siblings turned around and saw a pink-haired kid of the same age looking at them with a concerned expression: "What's wrong with you? Why did those two adults push you out just now?"
He said worriedly, "I heard that the recent economic crisis is very serious and many adults are unemployed. You... have not been abandoned by your guardians, have you?"
Fushiguro Megumi & Fushiguro Miki: "..."
Fushiguro Tsumeki said decisively: "Yes, we were abandoned by our father!"
Fushiguro Megumi: “…”
Wait, what are you doing! What are you doing, Tsumeiki!
Yuji Itadori was shocked for a moment, then said more seriously: "Abandoning a child is against the law. Come on, I'll take you to the police station to report it. Do you know the name of your guardian?"
Fushiguro Tsumeki said sadly: "My mother has passed away, and our father is Fushiguro Shiji, and he has not taken care of us for more than half a year!"
Fushiguro Megumi: “…”
"How could this happen!" The little boy Yuji Itadori was very angry. He turned to the silent Megumi Fushiguro, thinking that he was an introvert, so he took his hand affectionately and said, "Don't be afraid, we will help you call the police!"
He took Fushiguro Megumi and Fushiguro Tsumeki to his friends and said, "Everyone! Listen to me! I'm going to the police station to report the crime now, you guys can have fun by yourselves!"
When the other children heard this, they asked Yuji Itadori what had happened. Yuji Itadori told them that a father named Fushiguro Masao had abandoned his children. The children were outraged and went to the police station to report the incident.
Fushiguro Megumi: “…”
Help! Is this considered teasing the police? !
Fushiguro Miki whispered to him: "It's okay, Hui, this is the truth, it's not a false alarm, and the police will definitely not be able to find Dad, don't worry!"
"..." Fushiguro Megumi said sadly: "Tsumi Miki."
"Um?"
"Don't learn from Riko."
You can be smart, but you can’t be sinister.
Fushiguro Miki: "..."
Is there? She doesn't!
High in the sky, Al and Gojo Satoru looked at each other and nodded with satisfaction.
Well, he is worthy of being a kid taught by their Panxing sect. He penetrated into the target so quickly. The future is really promising.
They disappeared from the spot and took away Sukuna's Finger from Sendai. They immediately returned to Bankei Palace and threw the Sukuna Finger to Geto Suguru for resealing. They also took away Maki, Mayi, Otsutsuki, Satoshi and Panda.
In the blink of an eye, the four children and a mascot landed in an ancient house.
"ah!"
"It hurts...Are you okay?"
"You bastards, do you want to throw us to death?!"
"I want to call the police!"
“This is abusing the giant panda!”
"…You're not actually a giant panda, are you?!"
This is the residence of the Goujuan family, a family of spell casters.
At that time, Gojuanji, who had not yet mastered the language of rice balls, looked at the group of children who had fallen all over his yard and were getting up while cursing, and exclaimed in surprise: "Big, big panda!"
Great, it looks like we can become good friends quickly here too.
From high in the sky, Al looked down at the ground and whispered, "Don't worry about Norose for now. Just check on her regularly. The ones who need to be contacted are Yoshino Junpei and Kokichi..."
Gojo Satoru checked his phone.
"Wow, that's pretty efficient. Kamizura Izuru and Komaeda Nagito have successfully recovered another Sukuna finger."
With two lucky buffs stacked together, Sukuna's finger is like something that fell from the sky.
Al thought, "Well, with Jigokumon Sho, Tenseihoko, and Kuroro all on our side, there's no way that Kinsuo can get out of here. But we still have to find a chance to snatch Sukuna Finger from the Technical High School."
The college couldn't keep Su Nuo's fingers at all.
Gojo Satoru put the phone back into his pocket and said with a half-smile, "You didn't want to tell Jay about the future you saw, but you told me everything. You guys are quite insightful."
Al curled the corners of his lips.
"This is our secret, Master No. 2."