"Jie, have you lost a lot of weight recently? Have you eaten too much cold noodles?"
"…It's just a bitter summer."
"Really?"
After saying goodbye to Gojo Satoru, Geto Xiayou returned to the high school dormitory and sat alone until late at night. He then lay down on the bed with a lot on his mind. Only when he lay down on the bed did he realize that the cursed object he brought back from the mission was still with him.
This is an old hourglass. Because the seal was loose, it attracted the covetousness of nearby cursed spirits, which hurt many people. After receiving the task, Xia Yujie immediately rushed to the scene and performed a simple seal on the collected cursed objects.
Now, this old hourglass is quietly placed on his bedside.
He had been so preoccupied lately that he actually forgot to hand in the spell and the mission report.
never mind.
Give it to Teacher Yemo tomorrow. By this time, Teacher Yemo has already gone to bed.
He covered himself with the quilt and forced himself to close his eyes.
Ever since the failure of the astral plasma assimilation mission, he often suffered from insomnia. As soon as he closed his eyes, his mind was filled with the followers of the Panxing Cult.
The believers applauded Tenuchi Riko's death with relief on their faces. Although they were smiling, Suguru Kei could sense a strong malice in their smiles.
His stomach started to feel uncomfortable and he felt nauseous and wanted to vomit, but after nearly a year, he had almost gotten used to the feeling.
The physical discomfort was not worth mentioning; what caused him pain was the irremovable malice from human beings.
…
Xia Yujie was awakened by a loud noise.
In a daze, he was still wondering if it was the younger students doing morning exercises fighting outside the dormitory, or if Wu was bullying the younger students again, but he heard a particularly loud "Riko".
He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a strange ceiling, a strange room, and a strange sunlight.
Xia Yujie stood up in astonishment, and all his sleepiness disappeared in an instant.
He got out of bed, opened the window, and saw a group of people fighting downstairs. Among them, a girl in a light yellow dress and her signature floral headband caught his attention strongly.
It's Amanouchi Riko.
She seemed to have grown a little taller and her facial features had become much more mature, but Xia Yujie would not have remembered her face incorrectly.
The scene of Tenuchi Riko being shot was forever seared into his mind, and he would never forget Riko's last smile.
And downstairs, Riko Amauchi was lively and her smile was as bright as ever.
Perhaps his gaze was too intense, and Tenuchi Riko looked up. She waved at him and raised her voice, "Suzuki, did we wake you up?"
“…”
For a moment, Kagome didn't know how to answer. The window next to him suddenly opened, and Gojo Satoru, with a chicken-headed face, said with a sly expression: "Do you know what time it is now?!"
After a moment of silence, Tenuchi Riko jumped up and said fiercely, "It's six o'clock! What happened?"
The red-haired girl next to her chimed in, "It's six o'clock, Mr. Gojo, it's time to get up now."
Gojo Satoru said confidently, "My morning starts at 1pm."
"If you stay up late playing games every day, beware of sudden death, you bastard Gojo!"
Gojo Satoru said, "Huh? I didn't play games yesterday. The power went out at around 2 o'clock yesterday. I had a rare good sleep, but you little brats woke me up."
Tenuchi Riko put her hands on her hips and yelled, "Let's quarrel, if you don't agree, get off the table!"
"Come up here!"
"Come down!"
"Come up here!"
"Come down!"
Xia Yujie, who watched the entire quarrel between the elementary school kids, said: "..."
Help.
Is he dreaming?
He pinched his face and it hurt. If it was a dream, he should have woken up long ago. Could it be that he was in some cursed illusion now?
What kind of magical illusion is so powerful that it can trap a top-level magician?
Xia Yujie checked the cursed spirits in his body and found that the number of cursed spirits had decreased by several hundred, but after a rough count, he counted several incredible guys among them. What happened?
Why are there so many special ones?
And there are actually eleven special-grade cursed spirits?
He called out the names of the special-grade curse spirits one by one in disbelief, and his mind automatically matched the curse spirits with their names.
The one wearing a gorgeous lady's kimono is the "Incarnation of Tamamonomae". She is so powerful, is she actually Tamamonomae, one of the sixteen great cursed spirits?
"Incarnation of Kaguya-hime" should be a special grade cursed spirit that has not been recorded, but why is it that the stuff that keeps flowing out of it is mud? Or... chocolate sauce?
If it were chocolate sauce, this cursed spirit could be simply renamed "Incarnation of Chocolate"!
"Snow Girl" looked like the snow girl in Japanese legend. The temperature in the room dropped drastically after it came out. Kagome waved his hand and took it and "Avatar Chocolate"... no, he took it and "Avatar Kaguya-hime" back.
Then there is the "Pants God"... Wait, isn't this a weird name? Which tasteless guy named the cursed spirit this? It couldn't be him, right? !
In addition, there is the "Saint Seiko" with black hair and white clothes, who is exactly the same as the legend. Geto Suguru can feel that this "Saint Seiko" has cursed many people, and then there is the "Pokuroma" which is a ball of blood, and it seems to be a cursed spirit that will help children.
"Sugizawa Village" has its own territory. Just like its name, this cursed spirit is an entire village.
In addition, there are "Louhu", "Hua Yu", "Togen" and "Zhenren" whose fighting power is far higher than other special-grade cursed spirits.
There are eleven in total!
The suddenly wealthy Xia Yujie felt like he was dreaming. One special-grade curse spirit was enough to make him proud, but he actually had eleven of them? No wonder there were fewer low-level curse spirits in his body. With so many special-grade curse spirits, he could have given up on those "mosquito blood" a long time ago.
Looking again, the "Rainbow Dragon" and "Slit-mouthed Woman" who were killed by Fushiguro Shinji in the astral plasma incident were also there.
What is going on?
Xia Yujie collected all the cursed spirits, stared at the Command Seal on the back of his hand for a while, and murmured: "Why is it love..."
He walked around the room carefully and found two photos at the head of the bed.
One was a graduation photo. He, Gojo Satoru, Ieiri Naoko, and a blond boy took a photo holding their graduation certificates. On the back of each of their hands were suspicious "Command Seals", which read "Love", "Innocence", and "Knowledge".
Xia Yujie: “…”
What kind of confusing behavior is this, caused by the outbreak of Chuunibyou? And who is this blond boy? Why did he graduate with them?
The other photo was a large group photo with about 20 to 30 people in it. In addition to the four of them, there were also Tenuchi Riko, Kuroi Misato, and many, many people they had never seen before, including men and women, young and old.
Xia Yujie put down the photo in confusion, and after searching every corner of the room, he was basically sure that this was the room where he lived.
Many of the books on the bookshelf were his original ones, and the clothes were his own unique style. His high school uniform was also neatly hung in the closet. Except for two inexplicable monk's robes, everything was in his most familiar style.
There is also a place to place water cups, a drawer to store scissors, earrings of various colors in a jewelry box, etc., all of which can prove that this room is his.
That's strange.
The battle of "you come up" and "you come down" outside the window had not yet ended. Xia Yujie pushed open the door and walked out. Just then, the door diagonally opposite opened and Fushiguro Shigeu walked out.
Xia Yujie: “…”
Fushiguro Shiori said "yeah" as a greeting to him.
The man in the black vest yawned, walked calmly past him and went straight into the kitchen. Xia Yujie paused, but followed him.
Fushiguro opened the refrigerator with familiarity, took out a box of yogurt, and snatched away the toast that his son had just spread with condensed milk.
Fushiguro Megumi: “…”
He frowned and looked at Fushiguro Shigeki. The conscienceless old father grinned, biting a piece of toast and walked away leisurely.
Fushiguro Tsumeki smiled and advised: "Ahui, don't argue with daddy."
Fushiguro Megumi sighed expressionlessly, then turned to greet Geto Takeru, "Good morning, Mr. Takeru."
"……Good morning."
Looking at his face that looked very much like Fushiguro Shiji, Xia Yujie had almost guessed his identity. The girl sitting next to Fushiguro Megumi said, "Good morning, Mr. Xia Yu. There was a power outage last night. Mr. Lalu said that someone could only be called in to fix it in the morning, so today's breakfast is only toast. Do you want peanut butter?"
As far as she knew, Xia Youjie was not a sweet person.
Xia Youjie nodded, pulled out a chair and sat down in front of them.
The two children in front of him didn't think there was anything wrong with his behavior, and the girl even handed him peanut butter and toast.
"Thank you."
“He” is very familiar with these two children.
This is the conclusion drawn by Geto Summer Oil.
The two children's names were printed on their name tags, which were "Fushiguro Megumi" and "Fushiguro Tsumeiki". Kagome Kagome twitched his eyes and thought that it was a miracle that that bastard Fushiguro Jyouji had a pair of children with such normal personalities.
But what kind of illusion could allow him to see Fushiguro Shige's son and daughter?
Most of the illusions created by the cursed spirits are based on people's memories. There is no Fushiguro Megumi and Fushiguro Tsumeki in his memory, so how did the illusion create these two children?
Just as Geto was eating breakfast in a daze, a girl with light brown curly hair hugged his neck affectionately and said coquettishly, "Master Geto!"
Kagome turned his head and saw another girl with long dark brown hair, wearing the same blue school uniform as the Fushiguro siblings.
Their name tags read "Sugasawa Rapeseed" and "Sugasawa Mimiko" respectively.
Xia Yujie: “…”
Xia Yujie: “!!!”
The last name is Xia Yu!
Xia Yujie was shocked, and his brain quickly ruled out the possibility that his parents had given him two younger sisters, and also ruled out the option of his cousin.
No, absolutely not.
And it couldn't be a coincidence that his last name was Xiayou. Xiayou is so rare that he has never heard of anyone with the last name Xiayou outside his family in his life. It couldn't be a coincidence.
But how is this possible?
He could understand that Fushiguro Shige's child was this old, but his child... No, where did he get his child? !
And they seem to be twins!
Nanako and Mimiko calmly sat down on his left and right, not realizing that there was anything wrong with Geto. They took the toast in front of him very naturally. Nanako complained casually, "I woke up early and found that my phone was out of battery. What a shame! I forgot to charge it last night, and now it only has 20% battery left."
Fushiguro Tsumeki smiled and said, "It's okay, my power bank is full, you can use it to charge it later."
Nanako's eyes lit up: "Okay, okay."
Mimiko asked, "But why did the power go out at home? Can't it be fixed?"
A normal power outage can be repaired in ten minutes at most.
Fushiguro swallowed the toast in his mouth and shared the information he had received: "It was Mr. Al. He used a huge axe to cut the power lines outside in the middle of the night. He is now on the run and is no longer in the Bankei Palace."
Nanako & Mimiko: "..."
Hey guys, did Lord Al go crazy again last night? It can't be because of the bad ending of "XXXX"?
Nanako quickly glanced at Kagome's face and muttered, "Hopefully it can be resolved before we get back from school."
Whether it's repairs or fighting, please solve it when they are not around!
After a while, another pair of twins came in to have breakfast, their names were Maki and Mayi. However, they didn't eat toast, but only a bunch of junk food for breakfast, which made Geto Suguru frown. Probably because his gaze was too noticeable, Maki and Mayi reluctantly took a piece of toast and emphasized that "we'll eat it in a while."
Xia Yujie: “…”
No, you don't plan to eat it at all, you will throw it away when you leave the house, right?
In addition to these few, there were also children named Otsukotsu Yuta and Kimoto Rika. When they saw Kagome Kyo, they were a little surprised and took the initiative to tell him a lot about school things. After dinner, a group of junior high school students took the bus on the opposite side in twos and threes and went to school in a group.
From their conversation, Kagome Kyo knew that most of them were children from the "Kendo Club" and "Tennis Club". Otsukino Yuta, Fushiguro Tsumeki and Maki Mayi were in the second grade of junior high school, and the rest were in the first grade of junior high school. They were all studying in the junior high school department of Teitan Academy.
After all the children had left, the adults came in one after another to eat. Only then did Xia Yujie realize that they had been eating in batches and he had just eaten the children's meal in a daze.
…Just now, I was definitely treated as an adult who came to make a surprise inspection of campus life.
Yes, sir.
His current body is definitely an adult.
The attitude of those little kids towards him was exactly the same as how they treated their parents.
Tenuchi Riko, who came in to eat, said in surprise: "Are you in a bad mood today, Geto?"
After she asked this question, she stuck out her tongue.
"That's right, Aldu split the wires into pieces like that..."
Xia Yujie looked at her with mixed feelings for a while, then shook his head: "I'm not in a bad mood. Sister Riko, where's Satoru?"
Tenuchi Riko said, "Who knows? He should have gone back to sleep."
Suda Manami asked curiously, "Ms. Riko, where did you go so early in the morning?"
"Of course we went to see the sunrise." Tenuchi Riko was very happy when she talked about this. She said, "We took a lot of beautiful photos! Once Shinki edits the photos, we will have a new background image for our official website!"
They were talking about the sunrise with laughter, and the atmosphere was incredibly harmonious. Looking at Amanouchi Riko's cheerful face without any gloom, Geto Suguru suddenly began to think - it would be great if this was true.
It wouldn't be an illusion, but it would be real.
He stood up and quietly left the kitchen. He walked around aimlessly and found that the house they lived in was very big, almost like a palace.
The third floor has the heaviest living atmosphere, with a spacious kitchen, a warm living room, and a custom-made fireplace filled with a mysterious atmosphere. The rest are bedrooms. There is a handmade nameplate on each person's bedroom door. He scanned it and actually saw Jiujiu Yuki's name on it.
“…”
outrageous.
In short, the third floor should be where they usually live.
Xia Yujie walked to the second floor and found that it looked like an office area. There were the founder's office, secretary's office, son of God's office, mascot office, human resources department, housekeeping department, logistics department, robbing department, sorcerer department... It had everything. There were also many men in suits frequently entering and leaving the collection room, and when they saw him, they would call him "head of the family" familiarly.
...The head of the family?
What kind of setting is he in now?
When Geto Xiayou walked to the lobby on the first floor, he saw a lot of people. They greeted him and called him "Geto-sama" and "Master of the Church". Some young people asked him why he was not wearing a monk's robe today. Geto Xiayou used "I have something to do today" as an excuse to brush them off. He also took a look at the squatting room, which was full of atmosphere, and the Panxing Shop, which was just short of having "Give me money" printed on its sign.
Such a small water bag is so expensive, it's simply a money grab!
An hour later, Xia Youjie sat on the swing on the back mountain, hugged his arms, and stared at the Panxing Palace not far away with complicated feelings.
What is going on here?
"Jack."
Xia Yujie suddenly turned around and saw a strange blond boy, who was the fourth person in the graduation photo. The blond boy asked him nervously, "Did Panxinggong call?"
“…”
A guess came to Xia Yujie's mind, and he asked tentatively: "Al?"
He is so sneaky, he must be the murderer who cut the power line.
The boy quickly glanced at Geto's face, then said in a pretentious tone, "What's wrong? I didn't come back all night yesterday, and I heard that there was a power outage in Pansei Palace? This must be the work of the cursed spirit."
Xia Yujie: “…”
No, we already know it was a guy named Al who did it.
But he is not the real "head of the family" and does not care whether his family has a power outage, why there is a power outage, or who caused the power outage. He just...
Xia Yujie frowned and asked, "Is this a real world?"
Al said solemnly, "Master, after so many years, your Chuunibyou has started again, right?"
Xia Yujie: “…”
He vaguely noticed that the boy in front of him was different from the others, so he asked, "Al, how old am I?"
"Hmm... should I be 23? No, it could be 22. Well, I can't even remember my own age, so please don't embarrass me, okay?"
oh……
Is it six or seven years later?
Then he must have graduated from high school a long time ago. Satoru is also here, does that mean they started a business together? But what about Riko? Could it be that Riko has been resurrected?
However...
Thinking of the "Grandmaster" just now, Xia Yujie suddenly felt inspired and took out his mobile phone from his pocket. The operation of the smart phone was quite unfamiliar to him, but after fumbling for a while, he quickly understood how to use it.
Young people have a high level of understanding of electronic products.
Al stood quietly behind him, watching him open the browser on his phone and search for "夏油傑".
Soon, various news about "Kayuki Suguru" appeared on the mobile phone screen, and it was flooded with keywords such as "master of healing", "founder of the Panxing Cult", "liar or charlatan?", "Kayuki Suguru who came back to life", "Kayuki Suguru's variety show", and "Kayuki Suguru's funeral".
“…”
What a mess.
He clicked on them one by one and looked at them with a puzzled look on his face. Fortunately, he soon found the official website of Panxing Cult. Looking at the giant panda with a strong presence on the official website, Xia Yujie fell silent again.
This giant panda looks so familiar. It looks so much like Mr. Ye Mo’s new work “Panda”, but it’s too big.
He browsed through all the pages with mixed feelings, muttering, "Isn't this just a cult..."
It costs a lot of money to make an appointment online for the master of healing, the master of fortune telling, and the master of exorcism. Only by joining the Panxing Sect can you get a 25% discount. It is simply a blatant money-grabbing.
And the Panseiki...isn't it the church that spent money to buy Amauchi Riko's life?
He almost has PTSD after hearing the three words "Panxing Religion".
"If you want to know more about the Panxing Cult, you can watch "Paranormal Activity 2"."
Xia Yujie's body suddenly tensed up.
Al reached out and tapped on his mobile phone screen skillfully, and successfully found the "Paranormal Adventure 2" - Pansei Church chapter downloaded on Geto's mobile phone.
"This was taken when Panxing Palace was first built. There were only a few people at the time, but it had already taken shape. You can take a look."
"……Thank you."
Xia Yujie watched for a while, trying to hold back, but couldn't help asking, "Is this green-haired host also called Al?"
"It's me." Al said calmly, "I dyed my hair and wore colored contact lenses."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Maybe this is some kind of 2D enthusiast. Some people just like to dye their hair into strange colors, just like the characters in cartoons.
He pointed at Al's blond hair and said with a smile, "Is this also dyed?"
Al said distressedly: "Well, I guess so."
"So what color are you originally?"
"Black, JJ."
He looked so calm, but he must have noticed his abnormality. Xia Yujie said with a complicated mood: "You..."
Al interrupted with his question.
"Just watch the video first, JJ, and then ask me. It's the same thing. I'm free today."
How can you not be idle if you hide away from your job out of fear of crime?
Al sat down on the swing next to Summer Oil Jie and started swinging boredly.
Very good.
——This Jake, it seems that he won't pursue the matter of cutting the wires, which is really great! Good, good, although I don't know what happened, but this soul-crossing incident is too good!
What? Soul transmigration is a big deal?
As a heroic spirit who traveled through the world of Jujutsu Kaisen with the Berserker System, he has seen everything!
Small scene, small scene!
He waited patiently for Getsu to finish watching the "promotional video" that shocked the entire Rotten Orange family. Sure enough, he saw that Getsu's expression became more complicated. Ahem, although he shot it himself, he also knew that some of the content was really outrageous. It was normal for Getsu to feel surprised.
Xia Yujie held his cell phone and seemed to have a lot of questions to ask, but because he wanted to ask too many questions, he couldn't ask anything.
Al said gently, "It's okay, Jerry, you can ask your questions one by one."
After a while, Xia Yujie raised his hand and pointed at the back of his hand.
"What is this? It seems like it can't be washed off."
"This is a Command Seal. How can a Command Seal be washed off?"
Xia Yujie: “…”
He showed a suspicious expression: "Command Spell?"
"Yes." Al said calmly: "You summoned me back then, so you have this Command Seal on the back of your hand. Don't worry, it will never be washed away in your lifetime."
“…”
It really sounds like a curse.
He twitched his lips and asked, "Then you are——"
"Your Heroic Spirit, Berserker Al. By the way, I'm the strongest Berserker, and you've won the prize."