At 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, a burst of noisy noises suddenly came from the student dormitory of Tokyo Jujutsu High School.
The sound of the bed being moved, the sound of the cabinet being moved, and various meaningless bangs, bangs, and booms...
Ieiri Naoko endured it again and again, but finally threw off the quilt and walked out of her dormitory in her slippers.
The girls' dormitory of Tokyo Jujutsu High School is on the right, and the boys' dormitory is on the left. However, since there are not many students in this school, and most of them are out on missions, there are only three first-year students living in the dormitory recently.
They are Gojo Satoru, Kagome Takeshi, and the only girl, Ieiri Shoko.
At a glance, Naoko Ieiri saw her two male classmates sitting side by side in the corridor. The two boys with long arms and legs were sitting in the corridor with strange expressions that were hard to describe. At first glance, they looked a bit like puppies that were swept out of the house.
No, big dog.
Two big dogs, 1.9 meters and 1.8 meters tall respectively, were sitting on the floor in the corridor. They were still wearing school uniforms and it was obvious that they had just returned from outside.
...What happened?
At this moment, the doors of Gojo Satoru and Kagome Geto's room were wide open, the lights were on, and someone was rummaging through the drawers inside, making bursts of noise.
The culprit who woke up Ieru Nozomi was in this room at this moment.
Xia Yujie noticed the arrival of Ieori Nozomi and was the first to greet her: "It's Nozomi, sorry, did I disturb you?"
Ieiri Naoko said unhappily, "Why did you come back just now? Who is inside?"
"Hahaha..." Xia Yujie laughed twice: "It's a long story. How's the situation at the hospital?"
Ieiri Shoko replied, "The whole building collapsed. The client was very angry. The teacher was called over by the higher-ups at night. I heard that many passersby took photos of the collapsed hospital and uploaded them to the Internet. Haha, you guys can just wait to write a 20,000-word apology letter."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Yes, they didn’t leave a “trap” before the mission, which resulted in the exorcism of the cursed spirit being seen by ordinary people. They also deliberately deceived the poor assistant supervisor before the disaster, which resulted in the assistant supervisor not being able to help them clean up the mess in the first place. Finally, they summoned a heroic spirit during the mission, and the heroic spirit they summoned destroyed an entire hospital on its own...
I guess our class teacher Ye Mo Zheng Dao must be furious, right?
The most unfortunate thing is that this time it was Geto Xia's turn to write the letter of apology.
Gojo Satoru on the side actually laughed. He said gloatingly, "That's great. If I write about the process of summoning heroic spirits to make up the word count, it should be able to fill up a quarter of the length. Come on, Jay~"
The tilde at the end of his words was so happy that it was about to roll up to the sky. Xia Yujie didn't want to pay attention to this best friend who was taking pleasure in other people's misfortune, and turned to the only reliable female classmate to complain: "Nose, you don't even know what we went through today..."
Jialiu Naoko said coldly, "Ah, stop it, I'm not really curious about your affairs, or rather, I just came out to ask you to be quiet."
Some people were not sleepy to talk about this. Gojo Satoru ignored her refusal and said excitedly: "Glass, do you know? We summoned a Heroic Spirit today, and it was a Berserker!"
Ieiri Naoko said coldly, "Really? That's amazing. Then go fight the Holy Grail War and stop ruining my sleep quality here."
Just at this moment, a shoe stepped out of the room, interrupting their conversation.
The three high school students looked up at the same time and saw a man in a full set of protective clothing walking out of Geto's room.
Ieiri Naoko was stunned, "You are...?"
Al nodded at her solemnly, and then the Heroic Spirit's eyes fell on Geto Suguru, and he said sternly: "Master, you should further improve the hygiene of your room. The commander's behavior will become the norm for the army. As a Master, you must play a correct leading role."
Commander?
Army?
Master?
Jia Ru Xianzi couldn't help but be full of questions.
Kagome covered his face silently. The thin-skinned high school boy understood what Berserker meant. He struggled desperately and said, "Berserker, I actually clean the room every day."
Yingling retorted, "It looks very neat at first glance, but the details are terrible. There are cookie crumbs in the gaps between the tatami mats, and it's unbelievable that it's strawberry flavored."
Xia Yujie: “…”
If someone attacked him, he might just laugh it off calmly or beat the person up. But when someone accused him of being unhygienic in a serious manner, he felt so embarrassed that his scalp went numb.
He grabbed Gojo Satoru by the collar.
Gojo Satoru: “……?”
Gojo Satoru looked innocent.
Xia Yujie said sadly: "I told you not to get the cookie crumbs in there!"
Gojo Satoru said confidently, "Do I need to pay attention to the crumbs while playing the game? How can I complete the game then?"
His refusal to repent was like adding fuel to the fire. Before the DKs could start a bigger argument, the Heroic Spirit interrupted and said, "What's even more terrifying is that when I turned the mat over, I found traces of drink on it. This is really unhygienic!"
Xia Yujie grabbed Gojo Satoru's collar and shook him back and forth in frustration: "Why didn't you tell me that you spilled juice? And you turned it over on purpose?!"
Gojo Satoru finally felt guilty after recalling the scene of his crime. He was silent for a moment and whispered, "Oh, I forgot."
"And Mr. Gojo," said the spirit, "your room is about to turn into hell."
Gojo Satoru: “…”
He was much more shameless than Geto Suguru. Not only did Gojo Satoru not feel embarrassed at all, he even gave the Heroic Spirit a thumbs up on the spot.
"I like this description. Yes, I am the evil king from hell!"
Xia Youjie & Jiaru Glass: "..."
The Evil King's True Eyes?
It turns out that six eyes aren't enough for you to show off, right?
The heroic spirit in a suspicious protective suit paced back and forth in the corridor, saying earnestly: "You must clean diligently and pay more attention to hygiene. This is the most fundamental meaning of battlefield medical care. Bacteria will breed diseases, and unhygienic conditions will lead to hell, so please make sure to keep your bedrooms clean."
He thought for a while and realized that he had little power left. He could not postpone cleaning the room any longer, so he said:
"These two rooms have turned into hell. They need to be cleaned from top to bottom before they can be reoccupied. Otherwise, the hygiene conditions in the rooms will only deteriorate step by step until they are irreversible. This is terrible!"
The heroic spirit, who was usually taciturn in other matters, began to talk non-stop.
"Leave everything to me, Master. As your Heroic Spirit, I will be responsible for the health of you and your best friend."
"No, wait." Xia Yujie raised his hand and said, "Thank you for your kindness, Berserker, but as your Master, I think what we need most now is sleep - my classmates need a quiet sleeping environment, so can we do the big cleanup at another time?"
Even though his and Gojo Satoru's room had been turned into a mess and they had to sleep in the corridor, Ieiri Shoko still had to get a good night's sleep.
Ieiri Naoko looked at Geto Suguru, then looked at the man in military uniform who seemed mentally unstable, and intuitively judged that she probably wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.
As expected, the Heroic Spirit said:
"I understand what you mean. You are the Master, my superior, and I should listen to your opinions. However, since you are also the commander, you must obey my instructions even more."
Summer Oil: “……Ah?”
He really doesn't understand Berserker's train of thought. Is this the logic of a berserker?
Al continued, "So leave it to me, Commander. I will definitely improve the hygiene of the room. Yes, even if you and I both lose our lives here today, I will definitely improve it for you!"
Xia Yujie: “…”
Xia Yujie showed a suspicious look on his face. He nudged Gojo Satoru with his elbow and asked his best friend sincerely, "Satoru, if I heard correctly, what he meant was--"
Gojo Satoru nodded seriously, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up wildly: "Yes, what he means is - if you don't let him clean the room, he will die with you."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Ieiri Naoko sighed, "Forget it, I have earplugs, you guys...you guys can do whatever you want, we can talk about it tomorrow, I'm almost dying of sleep."
Hearing this, the Heroic Spirit smiled like a father again, and said sincerely: "Thank you for your understanding, beautiful lady. Then, I will do my best to bring you happiness. Let's make a quick decision, sterilize, start!!!"
The next second, two grenades were thrown into the rooms of two male high school students one after another.
Boom——!
Boom——!
Gojo Satoru & Natsu Youjie & Ieiri Glass: "..."
Physical sterilization is so horrible.