"Tokyo Gintama High School Kendo Club", "Tokyo high schools frequently leak natural gas, what responsibility should the school bear", "Gintama High School explosion was not an accident", "Conspiracy Theory: Why is Gintama High School frequently involved in accidents"...
Looking at the push notification that popped up in the browser, Al clicked on it very calmly and then shared the link with Sakata Ginpachi.
As expected, the message that was sent fell on deaf ears. A certain white-haired teacher was very good at playing dumb and even ran away. Of course, it was impossible for him to admit that this explosion was caused by them again.
However, Principal Dengshi may have already guessed who the real culprit is, but he just didn't say it out loud.
As for the money to rebuild the sword club? Haha, either sell your kidney to pay it back, or work overtime until you die!
Tokyo Jujutsu High School.
classroom.
Al looked up from his phone and heard Yeyao Zhengdao sigh.
"Don't tell me you forgot about this. This is the most important event of the second year."
"Sisters' exchange match..." Gojo Satoru showed an expression of sudden enlightenment, and said sarcastically: "Oh, is it the one we lost to last year?"
On the podium, Yega Zhengdao said seriously, "It is precisely because we lost last year that we have to go all out to win this year."
Gojo Satoru said unhappily, "Whoever lost the fight should come back to win."
Xia Yujie agreed: "That's right, you have to get up from where you fell, and the opportunity to avenge your past shame should be given to the person involved."
Ye Moth Zhengdao: "..."
Ye Mo Zheng Dao raised his eyebrows: "Why, you don't want to go to Kyoto?"
Gojo Satoru nodded: "No."
Xia Youjie nodded: "No."
Ieiri Naoko nodded: "I don't want to."
Al also said, "No."
Such a neat and uniform “don’t want to” shocked Yega Zhengdao. The head teacher said: “I thought you would like this opportunity to fight openly... What’s wrong with you? Give me a reason why you don’t want to go to Kyoto.”
Gojo Satoru said disdainfully, "There is only one quasi-first-class sorcerer among the students of Kyoto School, right? I am too lazy to go and bully the weak ones. And... if I go back to Kyoto, those guys will definitely come to my door, so I am too lazy to argue with them."
He was referring to the people from the Gojo family. It would have been fine if they had just ignored the opposition of their family member Rotten Orange and came to the technical high school, but the important thing was that they stole Sadako's videotape without even saying hello, and the previous incident at the auction of the Shaw mask.
Kagome also said, "If I go to Kyoto Jujutsu High School, I will have to greet the higher-ups, right? I don't want to go."
Even if the higher-ups gave him the treatment he deserved (special grade), he didn't want to see those old folks who threatened to expel students at every turn. Moreover, he had forced the higher-ups to sign a bond with him. Who knew how those people would retaliate against him? Maybe there would be another fight. He didn't want to cause any more trouble.
Ieiri Naoko said lazily, "It's hot, I don't want to go, and the seniors won't be attending the sister exchange meeting this time."
She had asked early in the morning, and it was known that An Ge Ji and Miss Ming were on a mission abroad at the time, so it was obvious that they would not be able to return in time.
Al sat with his head propped up for a while, and when he noticed that Ye Mo Zhengdao's eyes were accurately fixed on him, he said, "Ah... I don't need to explain the reason, right? After all, I usually don't even want to participate in the Masters' missions."
Ye Moth Zhengdao: "..."
To be honest, it is true.
He knocked on the podium with a serious look on his face and emphasized again: "Listen carefully, the sister exchange meeting is to give students from both schools an opportunity to communicate with each other, learn from each other, and get to know each other. After all, everyone will be working together in the future, so it is necessary to get to know each other early."
The students perfunctorily replied, “Yes, yes, yes…”
Ye Mo Zheng Dao slammed the table and said angrily: "Stop procrastinating, you must attend the exchange meeting this time! Originally, there were no third-year students participating this time, only second-year students can go. If you don't participate, you will be defeated without a fight! Defeat without a fight!"
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became.
"We already lost once last year. If we lose again this time, we will have lost to Kyoto for two consecutive years. Is this reasonable? Is this reasonable?!"
Students: “…”
Xia Yujie murmured to himself: "Some people are not principals yet, but they are already principals."
Ye Ying Zheng Dao immediately shot him a hawk-like gaze, veins popping out on his forehead: "What did you say?"
Xia Yujie laughed and said, "I mean, in next year's election for the principal, the teacher will definitely stand out."
"Slippery tongue!" Ye Ying Zheng Dao asked him, "Jie, are you going or not?!"
Xia Yujie: “…”
As long as he lets go, Gojo Satoru and Al will most likely follow him, and Ieiri Naoko will have to obey the majority, and their Tokyo school can't really be defeated without a fight...
Under Ye Mo Zheng Dao's burning gaze, Xia Yu Jie looked helpless, "Of course they will go, we are just complaining."
Ye Mo Zheng Dao's expression finally softened.
Al complained: "But teacher, are you sure there will still be such a thing as 'friendship' after we fight with Kyoto School?"
Ye Moth Zhengdao: "..."
Al pointed at Gojo Satoru and Geto Summer Oil and said, "I don't need to say much about Gojo-chan, right? Geto-chan is actually quite venomous. Look at Utahime-senpai, she is a typical example of someone who hates them from the bottom of her heart."
Ye Moth Zhengdao: "..."
Ieiri Naoko smiled, raised her hands, and said lazily, "Well, I can prove that the senior singer's dislike for them is not out of arrogance at all, it all comes from the heart."
That's really a disgusting thing without any water in it, the kind that makes you grit your teeth just by mentioning it.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao snorted coldly.
"I don't care whether you have gained the friendship of students from other schools or not. In short, we must win the exchange competition!"
Gojo Satoru snorted twice: "If I can't become the principal even after working so hard, then it must be the world's fault~"
What greeted him was the iron fist of Yega Zhengdao.
"Hahahaha! Night moth! You can't hit it!"
"Brat, come here!"
Three days later, they took the Shinkansen to Kyoto. On the Shinkansen, they laid out a map of Kyoto. Ieiri Naoko said with interest, "If we take pictures at these shrines, many people will like them, especially this one. I heard that it is very effective in praying for love."
It's a pity that her three male classmates had no interest in "finding a marriage partner".
Al said, "This is a very famous restaurant in Kyoto, right? Do you want to go and have a look?"
Xia Yujie drew a circle on the map: "After visiting the shrine, we can go there to try it. Come to think of it, we have too many restaurants to go to. There are a few duplicate dishes, so we should exclude them..."
Gojo Satoru said, "Draw this here too. There are many CDs here that are no longer available. The one I mentioned before might be found here."
Ye Mo Zheng Dao listened for a long time, but he didn't hear them mention anything related to the sister exchange competition, so he asked them: "Have you read the information about the Kyoto students?"
The four students were silent for a while and shook their heads in unison.
Noctua zhengdao was not angry.
——You will think it’s a ghost after seeing it.
He said solemnly, "Forget it. With your strength, it doesn't make much difference whether you watch or not."
"There are some differences." Al said, "If you can see all kinds of strange and bizarre techniques, it should be a bit surprising, right?"
“Yes.”
Gojo Satoru agreed: "If they don't even have this little surprise, then they have nothing."
Ye Moth Zhengdao: "..."
Very good, very arrogant, worthy of being his student. He must be very angry to have such a group of students around, and none of them is good.
He sighed, "There are two things that were arranged quite suddenly. I only received the news before I got on the bus, so I'll just tell you directly."
The students then looked up from the map and saw that Ye Mo Zheng Dao had a serious look on his face, and Xia Yujie even reached out and took off Al's headphones.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao said: "The first thing is that Al and Naze cannot attend the exchange meeting."
Al was stunned. "I am very happy, but why?"
"There are only three people from our school, but two of them are special-grade spellcasters, and the other one is a rare reverse spell owner, so the principal of Kyoto School has made some requirements." He said, "For example, Jie is not allowed to use special-grade spells to fight against students from friendly schools, and Glass is not allowed to participate in group battles as support."
Al: “…”
Ieiri Naoko raised her eyebrows: "...Then I'll leave?"
Ye Moth Zhengdao waved his hand and said, "That's not necessary. You can just stay outside the venue and rescue the students who are injured in the sister exchange competition at any time."
“…”
Jiaru Gaozi shrugged.
Xia Yujie said, "Even if Al and Nazo don't play, Wu and I are confident that we can win. But why? You have to give us an explanation, right?"
Yega Zhengdao also looked helpless. "This is a very sudden request, but because of your special status, this degree of weakening is reasonable. We can't be too bullying, so... the principal has agreed."
“…”
They wanted to curse, but the kind-hearted face of the old principal appeared in their minds, so they held back.
"There's nothing we can do about it. The old principal is also thinking about the students of Kyoto School."
The reason why the sister exchange competition is valued by students is that in addition to learning from each other and enhancing friendship, it is also beneficial to the improvement of the sorcerer's rating.
The promotion of sorcerers is based on recommendation. If a third-level sorcerer wants to be promoted to a second-level sorcerer, he must be recommended by a second-level sorcerer.
Although the two magic high schools mobilize their own connections to help students advance every semester, their efficiency is far less than having a beautiful sister exchange game.
As long as you perform well enough at the exchange meeting, you will be noticed by outstanding sorcerers outside the school, and you will be promoted and get a raise. After graduation, you may also be recruited by powerful forces. Especially since most high school students do not have families to rely on, they need to show their strength at the exchange meeting.
Therefore, if the students of Kyoto School were pinned to the ground and beaten by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru the entire time, it would greatly affect their promotion. As the principal of Kyoto School, Rakuganji would of course make a decision that would benefit his students.
The reason why the sophomores of Tokyo Jujutsu High School lack fighting spirit is, of course, because Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru have already become special-grade sorcerers and there is no room for further promotion. Ieiri Shoko directly skipped the rating system and enjoyed the same treatment as special-grade sorcerers. As for Al... he is a "curse spirit" in name only and of course he doesn't care about ratings at all.
"There is another thing." Night Moth changed the subject and said, "It's about the curse."
The students were slightly stunned. "Curse?"
"Yes. Didn't I tell you before? There are indeed several unknown curses in Japan that need Al to deal with. After the sister exchange game this time, you may be sent to eliminate the curse."
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "Finally, there is something less boring."
Noticing their softening attitude, Ye Mo Zheng Dao said with relief: "That's it. This time in Kyoto, the exchange competition is just a small matter. The highlight is yet to come, so you all should behave yourself for the next two days."
Al complained: "Teacher, that's not what you said before. If the exchange competition is not a small matter, then it doesn't matter if we lose, right?"
"...No, I have to win!" Ye Moth Zhengdao said sternly, "I have to win, I have to win hard, understand? I have to let them know that even if we limit our combat power, it won't change the outcome of the exchange competition!"
Xia Yujie smiled: "Don't worry, teacher. We will let them know that even without special curses and reversal techniques, there is still an unbridgeable gap between us and them."
Gojo Satoru sneered, "Let them wash their necks and wait for death."
…
Kyoto.
High School of Spells.
As soon as he entered the gate of Kyoto Jujutsu High School, Gojo Satoru made an exaggerated vomiting gesture: "What is this? Is it the stench of old men? It's so disgusting."
"Wu, you can't say that to an old man. The air is filled with the smell of rotten oranges, tons of them."
Ye Moth Zheng Dao, who was walking in front, tried to pretend that he heard nothing, but...
"Where's Al?"
The only ones present in Kyoto Jujutsu High School now are Yaga Masamichi, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru and Ieiri Nozomi. There is no trace of the blond-haired boy at all. That boy disappeared as soon as he got off the car.
The spirit-like Al glanced at Yeyao Zhengdao and circled around him slowly twice. Yeyao Zhengdao certainly didn't notice anything.
Xia Yujie explained, "I took him back. He has never been registered at Kyoto School. If he is released, it will trigger the alarm at Kyoto School, right?"
Ye Moth Zheng Dao said with a strange expression: "That's true."
He was now basically certain that Al was not a real cursed spirit, but the concept of a heroic spirit was still too ridiculous. He had specifically learned about what a heroic spirit was, but no matter how hard he tried, a brat who spent all day on his phone listening to music could not be worshipped as a "heroic spirit". No, the important thing was...
There are no heroes in this world.
There is no such thing!
In the distance, the principal of Rakuganji was waiting there with teachers and a group of students. When he saw Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, his eyes widened and his eyes were bloodshot.
The memory of being hit against the wall by an electric guitar by a dark cursed spirit half a year ago still tormented him. Occasionally, when he dreamed about that incident in the middle of the night, he would get so angry that he would stand up and do a set of punches before he could fall asleep again.
He also remembered Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, who not only witnessed the whole process but also made fun of him for being a loser.
Yega Masamichi said, "It's been a long time since we last met, Principal of Leyan Temple, Mr. Yutian. Since the current principal of the Tokyo school is old, I will lead the team in this exchange competition."
The teacher from Kyoto School was stunned. "Huh? Why are there only three students?"
Yaga Masamichi said calmly, "The third-year students are unable to participate in the exchange competition due to their missions, and the two first-year students have just entered school, so only the second-year students are participating today. However, even so, the only students who are officially participating in the competition are Gojo-kun and Getsu-kun."
"Why?"
She apparently did not receive the so-called short notice.
Yaga Masamichi said: "Ms. Ieiri's technique is special. She will be on standby outside the scene to support the injured at any time."
“…I see.”
Several students from the Kyoto school either looked dissatisfied or secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Some of them were young and energetic, and were dissatisfied with the fact that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru had become special-grade sorcerers at such a young age.
However, no matter how dissatisfied they were, they had treasured the historical photos of Rotten Orange Black that Gojo Satoru posted in the group last year.
...Well, in a sense, they are indeed "our own people".
Al said with emotion: "Wow, they are very motivated, Masters."
Gojo Satoru chuckled and said, "It's good to have a fighting spirit."
One day later, the Kyoto-Tokyo sister exchange competition officially began.
"The two-day "Kyoto-Tokyo Sister Exchange" has officially begun. The first day is a group battle - the Curse Spirit Subjugation Conference!"
Teacher Yutian's voice came out through the radio.
"Now let me explain the rules of the group battle: the team that first exorcises the second-level cursed spirits in the designated area is the winner. If the second-level cursed spirits are still not exorcised before nightfall, then the number of third-level and lower cursed spirits exorcised will be used as the standard, and the school that exorcises the most will win! During this period, you are allowed to hinder the opponent, but you are not allowed to seriously injure the opponent, and you are not allowed to kill the opponent."
"Now, all students please enter the venue!"
Gojo Satoru and Geto Summer Oil rode on the Devil Fish Curse Spirit and entered the venue leisurely and calmly. Gojo Satoru took a quick glance and found the approximate location of the second-level Curse Spirit.
"The Curse Spirit Boss is only level 2...are you kidding me?"
Xia Yujie shrugged, "There's nothing we can do. After all, the strongest student in Kyoto School is only at the Quasi-First Level. If a high-level cursed spirit is released, they will be the ones in danger."
Gojo Satoru said, "Then let's go and take a look."
Although the second-level cursed spirits are not worth mentioning, Xia Yujie will absorb cursed spirits above the third level, so they are not completely useless.
"Wu, cheer up. They must have planned a perfect sneak attack to deal with us. I'm really looking forward to it."
"Ha, that's true."
After they advanced for a while, they were ambushed by the Kyoto Jujutsu High School as expected.
……Well.
It should be considered an ambush.
The sickle that was chopped down from above was blocked in mid-air and could not move even an inch no matter what. The Kyoto school student who made the move was stunned and seemed to find it hard to believe.
"…What is this?"
"ha."
Gojo Satoru pointed at him, then turned to Geto and said, "A perfect sneak attack plan, is that it?"
“…”
Xia Yujie was speechless for a while, then smiled and sighed.
He said gently: "Although we don't want you to leave too quickly, but since you have come directly to our door, there is nothing we can do."
Boom——
At the same time, outside the competition venue.
“It’s really lively in there.”
"yes."
Outside the court, Jia Ru Nitro was sitting on a chair, smoking a cigarette, looking bored. Al was picking and choosing among a pile of cotton swabs, bandages and medical alcohol, gradually revealing a thoughtful and nostalgic expression.
"Glass!"
Ieiri Shoko was stunned. When she turned around, she saw Iori Utaha standing behind them, waving at her happily.
She subconsciously put out the cigarette in her hand.
"Senior Utaha!" Ieiri Naoko asked in surprise, "Aren't you overseas?"
An Utahime trotted over, hugged Ieiro Naoko, and said happily, "I came back early! Because there is a troublesome cursed object that needs to be sent back to the school as soon as possible, and Mingming is still there to deal with the follow-up situation."
Ieiri Naoko asked, "Do you still want to go back?"
“No need!”
They jumped and spun around a few times, and then An Uta invited them, "Do you want to see the cursed object? It's a super-beautiful oil painting!"
"Painting?"
A hint of interest appeared on Ieiri Shoko's face. No, it wasn't necessarily true interest. Anyway, Ieiri Shoko was always very easy to talk to in front of Iori Utahime, and she looked a little more girlish than usual. Al thought about it and realized that the reason for this situation was that No. 1 and No. 2 were such scumbags.
"Yes, a painting with a powerful curse."
"but……"
Jia Ru Gaozi hesitated.
"Glass-chan, go play."
Al said considerately, "Anyway, letting you stay here as a support is just an excuse to not let you participate in the competition. You can just go home. It's rare for Miss Diva to not rush. I will tell Wu-chan and Jie-chan."
Ieiri Naoko said, "But, Al, they might really hurt students from other schools."
"It doesn't matter." Al said nonchalantly, "He deserves to be beaten. Besides, how can a sorcerer not get hurt?"
Ieiri Naoko: “…”
Why does it sound so strange when such high-sounding words come out of your mouth?
Al concluded: "Anyway, leave this to me. I have a way."
…
The Kyoto students, who were beaten black and blue by Gojo Satoru and Kagome Geto, limped out of the venue.
They supported each other and complained, "What's wrong with those two guys? Are they monsters?"
"That guy called Gojo Satoru, I didn't touch him at all the whole time, damn it, should I say he is worthy of being the strongest six-eyes..."
"That guy named Geto Suguru, is he really a shikigami? His physical skills are too strong. Is my arm broken? Can it be reattached?..."
"Damn it! The special class is worthy of being the special class! But I won't give up. We will definitely not repeat the same mistake next year!"
"That's right! By the way, the one who treated our injuries outside was Naoko Ieiri, right?"
"Heh, the injuries caused to us by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru should be treated by their classmates..."
A few people supported each other and walked into the temporary shed. They saw a tall young man with light-colored long hair, red clothes and white boots standing inside, fiddling with medical alcohol with a focused look on his face.
They were stunned.
Eh? The legendary Ieiri Shoko looks like this? No, wait, even though he has long hair, he looks like a man. He's already 1.8 meters tall...
The heroic spirit in red uniform turned around and saw several wounded students. He was stunned for a moment, then frowned and asked, "Why are they so badly injured?"
“…”
The students asked hesitantly, "Jia Ru classmate?"
Isn't that right? It wasn't like this when we met yesterday.
The heroic spirit in the red military uniform murmured to himself: "This kind of injury must be disinfected, sterilized, anesthetized, and sutured as soon as possible..."
"Huh? Wait, Miss Ieiri, can't you use the reverse technique to treat us?"
The Heroic Spirit turned a deaf ear to him and said to himself: "The situation is urgent, so let's get started. First, we need to disinfect to prevent infection!"
Bang!
"Ah! Wait! Why are you throwing bombs at us!"
"anaesthetization!"
——Ola ola ola ola ola ola ola ola ola!
"ah!!!"
"Sewing needle!"
The students screamed: "No, ugh, I won't treat it anymore, we won't treat it anymore!"
The heroic spirit lifted up the only hospital bed in the shed and said solemnly, "Please rest quietly!"
Bang!
Everything returned to peace in an instant.
Gojo Satoru: “…”
Xia Yujie: “…”
They stopped in tacit understanding about two hundred meters away, then turned around and ran away.
Damn it! Why did they let this guy out?