The series of actions that followed were indeed miracles that an ordinary person might not even witness once in their lifetime.
They hurried to the Yagi family's house. Maybe the church was keeping an eye on their movements, or maybe the whole Kurokawa Township was dominated by the church. Anyway, when they arrived at the Yagi family's house with the program crew, the yard of the Yagi family was crowded with people.
Those people were holding sticks, and they all looked ferocious, as if they were willing to risk their lives to protect this small prison.
Xia Yujie sneered, "Stupid monkey."
Al couldn't wait to reply, "Don't worry, Jerry, I'm going to burn them all to death when I get out of the car!"
Xia Yujie paused when he heard this, and suppressed the sarcastic smile on his face.
"...Wait, Al, our goal is to save people, don't make things complicated, there are cameras filming behind us."
Gojo Satoru rubbed his hands together and said, "Are you all ready to go on TV? If we go on TV, will the moths go straight to the Pansei Palace?"
Ye Mo Zheng Dao reminds them every day to let go of the "account", and earnestly emphasizes every day that ordinary people must not see the scene of exorcising the cursed spirits - but, but, "Paranormal Adventure 2" is a supernatural program!
A supernatural show that has been plagued by doubts but has become increasingly popular. Aren’t supernatural shows a place for these real people with supernatural powers to let loose?
Xia Yujie twitched his lips: "That's really a big trouble..."
"It's okay." Al tried to comfort them: "If he comes, we will persuade Mr. Yega to resign and come to work in our Pansei Palace. In this way, the teacher can not only raise the little Curse Corpse with peace of mind, but also teach Nanako and Mimiko how to use spells."
Gojo Satoru & Kayuki Kagome heard: "..."
What a good idea!
Although I might get beaten by Ye Moth after saying this, but if Ye Moth really comes to Panxing Palace, I must say this in front of the teacher!
Obviously, as long as they are around, Yeyao Zhengdao will never suffer from low blood pressure in his life.
Lalu stepped on the brakes.
"arrive."
Behind their car, cars belonging to the program crew also stopped one after another, and various cameras were focused on them. There was also an ambulance following behind the program crew.
Al smiled and got out of the car first. Xia Yujie quickly warned him, "Al, don't kill anyone!"
"Hmm, hmm."
The young man in black and gold hunting clothes got off the car and slightly covered his face with a folding fan. The magma-like flames sprayed in the fan shape around him, actually spraying fire directly to clear a path.
"ah--!"
This way of clearing the way, which was beyond everyone's imagination, shocked everyone. The believers who were originally planning to rush forward stopped in their tracks, and some even retreated in panic. The program crew also cried out in disbelief.
Soon after, two tall young men in elegant robes got off the car and walked inside without looking around.
Gojo Satoru was really... walking inside with big strides without looking around. When Xia Yujie passed by Al, he quietly slapped him on the back of the head.
The believers were stunned for a moment, and someone shouted "What are you standing there for!" Then they woke up as if from a dream and rushed forward, swinging sticks, but they were blocked by an invisible barrier.
Um?
Um???
No matter how hard they swung their sticks, they could not break the invisible "wall" and could only watch Al and the other two walk into Mimu's house.
Yagi's parents were also shocked by this scene. They ignored the instructions from the church for a moment and retreated blankly. After entering the house, Algan simply turned into a light green snake tail, and the snake swam towards them slowly. The horror effect was immediately maximized. Yagi and his wife shouted "Monster!" and ran upstairs in panic.
Al chuckled and quickened his pace to catch up with them, like a predator deliberately teasing its prey, he drove the two men upwards viciously.
——The guy who made his children angry had better be a little more ugly!
Relying on his strong will and deep "father-son love", Alshunli transformed the obsession of "Kiyohime" personality towards lovers into obsession towards "children", and successfully avoided himself from mistakenly treating Suju as his lover "Anzhen-sama" under the influence of "Kiyohime" emotions.
——Incest between father and son is unacceptable. As a reliable heroic spirit, he cannot sexually harass his sons in the workplace.
This incident actually secretly shocked the system.
Al had no idea what an incredible thing he had done. Only the system knew that the host's original personality had begun to suppress the personalities of the "Berserkers".
How could this happen? Could it be related to the host's original ability? If there is any difference between Al and the hosts of other systems, it seems to be this "ability".
Soon, Al and the other two arrived at the attic of Yagi's house. The entrance to the attic was surrounded by several locks and chains, and the door had been modified, leaving only a small window for delivering meals.
Al pushed away the trembling parents of Mimu, opened the small window, and took a look inside. In the dim room, he could barely see the outline of a young boy.
The boy had heard the noise outside a long time ago. Although he didn't know what happened, it was indeed unusually noisy today. He had been paying attention to the noise outside. As soon as the small window opened, the boy immediately looked over.
Then he met a pair of golden, snake-like eyes.
"!!!"
Yagi Rikyuu was shocked.
Al, however, had no idea that he was frightening anyone.
Oh, this child is quite handsome, but too thin. He sits in the corner with his back hunched, and he doesn't look very energetic.
Al said faintly: "Hello, we are going in——"
Xia Yujie flicked his head with his finger and said, "Don't scare me."
Judging from Al's strange and resentful tone, if you didn't know, you would think it was a vengeful ghost.
Al pouted in grievance, and Xia Yujie said to the person inside the door in a gentle voice: "Don't be afraid, Mr. Yagi, we are here to rescue you."
Gojo Satoru, who was walking at the back, urged impatiently, "Are you ready? I'm going to open the door."
Al and Xia Yujie immediately gave up their seats.
A chubby cursed spirit walked through the door first and held Yagi Rikyu in the attic into his arms. Yagi Rikyu opened his eyes wide and stared blankly at the translucent fat cursed spirit. He did not use his cursed power to resist when he was held in his arms.
...so warm.
Is the embrace of a monster so warm?
The next second, Gojo Satoru fired a "Haku" and directly destroyed the entrance to the attic.
Boom——!
The flying debris was completely blocked by the fat cursed spirit, and Yagi Rikyu was stunned.
What happened?
As the smoke cleared, Gojo Satoru turned his wrist and said in disapproval, "It's just that it's hard to control the power of this move... Hey, how are you?"
Yagi Rikyu: “…”
He stared blankly at the door that had disappeared. This door that had imprisoned him for who knows how many years... just disappeared like that? Was he dreaming?
Soon, Al and the other two walked into the small attic. The attic had not been cleaned for more than ten years and was dirty and messy. Al looked at Yagi Rikyu, who obviously had a problem with one of his eyes, and murmured, "How sad..."
As Yagi Rikyu was stunned, Al burned the chain on his feet. Kagami put his hands in his sleeves and walked slowly behind Al. He smiled and asked Yagi Rikyu, "Do you want to take anything else?"
“…”
Yagi Rikyu was shocked for a while, and silently hugged the radio beside him.
Although this radio is old and outdated and has long been eliminated by the times, it is his only channel to contact the outside world and he has always cherished it.
Xia Yujie said in a gentle tone: "Nothing else?"
Yagi Rikyu shook his head.
"Okay, let's go. Al, put your tail away. Wu, let's go."
"Stop!!!" The trembling parents finally mustered up the courage to yell, "You are breaking into a private house! It's illegal!!!"
The leader has instructed them that the sons of filth who offended the god Alai must never see the light of day again!
"Hahaha." Xia Yujie laughed, "It's rare that monkeys also understand the law."
Gojo Satoru also laughed and said, "Hey, so your Alai God doesn't have his own rules? And he has to use the laws of ordinary people's society to scare people? The world of sorcery is so rotten, at least it still has its own rules to talk about. Your Alai God is obviously not good enough."
The god they believed in was humiliated, and Mimu's parents were furious and said, "He is our child. How we treat him is not something you outsiders can interfere with!"
Xia Yujie's eyes turned cold, and he was about to say something when Al straightened up, and swam slowly to Yagi's parents with his tail covered with light green scales, with his face almost touching Yagi's father's.
He whispered, "It's disgusting. It's so disgusting that my stomach is burning, as if I'm going to spit fire."
Xia Youjie grabbed him by the back of his collar and said, "Al, there is a difference between humans and monkeys. Don't bother with them."
"I am a dragon."
"Al, there's a difference between snakes and monkeys. Don't bother with them."
"…I'm a dragon, J-chan."
Gojo Satoru said coldly, "That's right, we don't have much time to waste. If you have anything to say, go and tell the police. Ha, I almost forgot that the police here are in the same boat as your Alai Shenshe, and neither of them is a good person."
"You! You actually humiliated the god Alai! I will curse you!"
Al turned around suddenly and hit each of them with his light green tail, knocking the couple down the stairs. The couple tumbled down, and lost consciousness from the pain from the places where Al had hit them.
"Ah! The monster is hitting people!"
"Monsters! They really are monsters!"
A noisy monkey.
Summer Oil Jie turned around indifferently with Al, summoned the manta ray curse spirit, and personally picked up Yagi Riku.
"Don't be afraid."
The next second, another "H" shot directly blew away the wall of the attic. Al and the other two rode on the manta ray curse and flew out of the attic amid the screams of a group of people.
In full view of the public, Takeshi Suguru personally carried Yagi Rikyu to the ambulance. The medical staff who were waiting on standby immediately took Yagi Rikyu and began to check his eyes.
During the whole process, Yagi Rikyu held the radio tightly in his hand and looked extremely nervous.
The director was extremely excited. With all the previous scenes and the final "miracle" of breaking through the wall and falling from the sky, wow, once the video was released, it would surely cause a bloody storm.
Even if most netizens criticize this as staged filming, special effects, or a script, it doesn’t matter! The miracle before his eyes is a “fact” without any special effects added. He witnessed it with his own eyes and has a clear conscience!
"Help! Someone is trying to steal our son!"
As Yagi's father yelled, the believers came to their senses and rushed up to stop them from leaving. Xia Yujie sneered and released hundreds of cursed spirits.
As soon as those cursed spirits came out, they rushed towards the believers and lifted them up from behind.
Ordinary people cannot see the cursed spirits. They just feel their bodies lighten and then they float up into the air for unknown reasons and cannot fall back to the ground.
"What's going on!"
“There’s a ghost!”
"Ah—help!"
Al sneered and spurted a terrifying magma-like flame towards the Yagi family's house, "Turn around and fire-born Samadhi!"
In an instant, the Yagi family's house began to burn fiercely. The prison that had imprisoned Yagi Rikyu for eighteen years collapsed, burned, and turned into ashes in front of everyone's stunned eyes.
Forty minutes later, they successfully left Kurokawa-go and entered the largest hospital in the city. After a few more hours of torment, the results of Yagi Rikyu's physical examination came out.
The malnutrition was extremely severe and the muscle mass in the body was pitifully low. There were no other serious problems with his body, but that eye... could not be saved.
Because it was delayed for so many years, that eye was completely damaged, and even with the use of reversal surgery, there was no chance of recovery.
…
The boy in the black and gold karibui hummed a strange tune as he waited for wasabi noodles in front of the counter with Gojo Satoru. They were holding various take-out boxes filled with fried chicken, eel rice, shrimp rice, beef soup... the only thing missing wasabi noodles.
After arriving at the hospital, everyone was assigned their own tasks. Al and Gojo Satoru, who were useless, were assigned the task of buying meals, and they would soon deliver all these things to the ward.
Yes, although they are very strong, apart from being good at fighting, their only advantage is that they are good-looking.
How sad.
Perhaps because they had waited too long, Gojo Satoru asked casually, "Al, I wanted to ask you this last night. What is your identity now? You can't be Kiyohime, right?"
Al, who had been behaving normally, suddenly showed a deeply moved expression. He said intoxicatedly, "Does Wu-chan already know my true identity? Hehehe, it must be because Wu-chan cares about me all the time, right?"
Gojo Satoru realized that he might have pressed some strange switch, but he didn't care. Instead, he asked curiously, "Is your tail real now? What does it feel like to walk with your tail?"
"Hmmmm, this is a dragon's tail. It moves very smoothly. Does Wu-chan like dragons?"
Gojo Satoru tilted his head: "It's just so-so."
Al was stunned, "Does Wu-chan like snakes?"
"generally."
"Eh? So Wu-chan doesn't like me?!"
The white-haired boy rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses and said in disgust, "What kind of logic is this?"
Al understood, "It turns out that Go-chan just doesn't like animals."
"Well, it's not a question of whether I like it or not. After all, I don't have anything I particularly like."
Even sweets, the reason why he became a sweet party is simply because sweets are good for the brain. As for food itself, he actually has no clear preference.
"Seriously, it's the animals that don't like me, not me that doesn't like animals. The same goes for children."
Al blinked.
It seems to be the case.
When Orisa came to visit our house before, she wasn't very close to Go-chan, and the same went for Nanako and Mimiko. I always felt that they were a little afraid of Go-chan.
"Oh, maybe that's it. Go-chan is too strong, so it's the kids' instinct to seek profit and avoid harm that's at work."
Gojo Satoru smiled and said, "Well, this is probably the correct answer."
"But, as for small animals... Go-chan, have you ever tried to just stare blankly at a park? Maybe a pigeon will land on your shoulder."
"..." The white-haired boy seemed to recall something from the past: "A pigeon? When I was in my hometown in Kyoto, one time, I was sitting alone in the yard practicing Wuxia, and a sparrow flew down and landed on my shoulder."
It was rare for Gojo Satoru to talk about the past, so Al asked curiously, "Then what?"
"Then it was torn to pieces by my unscrupulous self."
“…”
"Well, there's nothing I can do, because I was very young at that time, and my application of spells was a mess."
He still remembers the scene clearly. The little sparrow was bleeding and its internal organs were shattered. The servants thought he was angry for no reason and did not dare to approach him. The children of the tribe who were attracted by the movement in the yard also looked at him with fear in their eyes.
No one asked Gojo Satoru what happened, and no one cared whether he was scared. After the commotion, they cleaned up the sparrow's body, and after that, they never allowed other little ghosts in the tribe to come in and "disturb" him again.
Over the years, Gojo Satoru had become accustomed to being respected, feared, and worshipped as a deity. He didn't think it was a big deal when children didn't get close to him.
Actually, he was treated normally by people around him only after he met Xia Yujie...
He liked this way of living, not as the "Son of God" but as a "man".
What? He is becoming the Son of God in Panxing Sect?
Haha, what kind of serious son of God would be driven down to pack lunch with the mascot on such a hot day?
Al looked at Gojo Satoru lovingly. Suddenly, he looked around and saw the cashier standing under the electric fan, fanning himself. He silently turned his legs into a tail and poked the back of Gojo Satoru's hand with the tip of his tail.
"Come here, Wu-chan, let me pat your tail."
Gojo Satoru: “…”
Gojo Satoru looked around furtively, then really reached out and touched the tip of his tail. It was so cold!
"Ah!" The waiter who brought out the mustard noodles was shocked: "There's a snake!"
The few customers in the store turned their heads to look over, but when they looked again, they realized—hmm? What kind of snake? Where did it come from?
The waiter looked at Al and Gojo Satoru in confusion for a while, then bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was mistaken! It must be because of the report about snakes that I read this this morning!"
Al: “…”
Gojo Satoru: “…”
We suspect that you are reading this about us.
Soon, they returned to the ward with the packed lunch in their hands. When they walked to the door of the ward, Xia Yujie and Lalu just walked out.
Al handed lunch to both of them.
"You ordered wasabi noodles and eel rice."
Xia Yujie took the mustard noodles and said, "Thank you."
Al smiled happily: "You're welcome~"
Xia Yujie: “…”
What's wrong? Why are you so happy?
Gojo Satoru sat down on a bench nearby, unwrapped his fried chicken, and asked, "Where's that guy?"
"Yagi? He's asleep, so keep his share for now."
Xia Yujie also sat down on a bench in the corridor and sighed, "Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with his body. He should be able to be discharged from the hospital soon. Lalu, you should sit down and eat too."
Lalu nodded, but before that, he took the time to pay attention to other issues: "Gojo-sama, Al-sama, what's going on with the program team?"
"Don't mention it." Gojo Satoru smiled maliciously: "The main entrance is full of reporters now, things are likely to get out of hand, and the director is busy."
Oh no. Looks like things are really going to get out of hand.
Al laughed and said, "Haha, now that we have rescued the people, let's use "Paranormal Activity 2" to advertise the Panxing Cult and make some extra money."
Others agreed that what the church needed to develop were ordinary believers. If they took the opportunity to make a name for themselves, more believers would surely flock to Panxing Religion.
However, Yagi Rikyu can't appear in the camera anymore no matter what. They all appeared on camera voluntarily. They don't care whether the audience thinks they are amazing or calls them liars. But Yagi Rikyu is a victim and his mental state is also worrying. He can't show his face casually and be talked about endlessly.
After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Oosaka Junzi, who had been staying with the production crew, came over and said to them, "I have already contacted Manami, and she is discussing the next steps with the director."
Gojo Satoru said sincerely, "Manami? She is really becoming more and more professional."
This secretary was definitely not wrong. Manami Suda was more capable than they had imagined. As a sorcerer, she was very powerful. On the other hand, she also understood the rules of ordinary people's society very well. She was simply the perfect secretary.
Xia Yujie said: "With Manami here, we are all relieved. Speaking of which, it is thanks to you that Yagi was able to leave that cage this time."
Oosaka shook his head and sighed, "We are all the same. It is only natural for us to help each other."
Spellcasters and psychics are both "outliers" and "minorities" in society. If they cannot unite closely together, life as outliers will only become more difficult.
Lalu asked, "By the way, what will happen to Mr. Yagi in the future?"
Gojo Satoru said as a matter of course: "Need I say more? Of course I will go to Pansei to learn how to do the job."
Lalu: “…”
Although he had expected it, he was still amused by the saying "the new star teaches the job".
To be honest, he never dreamed that the legendary strongest six-eyed man had such a personality. It was completely different from the cold and aloof image he had imagined.
Xia Yujie couldn't help laughing and said, "Wu is right. I'll have a good talk with Yami after he wakes up. As long as he's willing, Pansei Cult will welcome him anytime."
Al said with relief: "It looks like we will have a new member."
"Yes. After all, only aliens can understand aliens. If he stays in the Pansei Church full of aliens, he will gradually accept that sorcerers are not monsters."
Xia Yujie lowered his eyes and said calmly: "What I am most worried about is that he has been regarded as the 'son of dirt' for so long, and he has also agreed with this in his heart."
Fengsaka Junzi deeply agreed with this.
"He was so young when he was locked up, and he has been in contact with the same people for so many years..." She shook her head, "I hope he can get better soon."
A day later, Yagi Rikyu followed them out of the hospital and came to Banshei Palace.
All his belongings were an old radio. During his "crazy" personality period, Al bought a lot of strange clothes. He pulled out a black eye patch from the old radio and asked Yagi Rikyu to cover the injured eye.
The boy put on his newly bought clothes and got off the car. He always walked with his back hunched habitually, and was so skinny that it made people feel distressed. Compared with Gojo Satoru Yujie, who was taller than most of his peers at the age of fifteen or sixteen, he looked even thinner.
With a crackling sound, streamers fell from the top of the head, and Tenuchi Riko said energetically: "Welcome new members!!!"
Amanouchi Riko, Kuroi Miri, Oosaka Kimiko, Suda Manami, Lalu, Higa Makoto, Higa Makoto's boyfriend, Nanako, Mimiko, and even Kana who came to help with cooking, everyone was there.
Before we knew it, the Panxing Cult had grown to this size.
Al looked at the big family in front of him and his heart suddenly softened.
Xia Yujie introduced: "This is Yagi Rikyuu. From today on, he is also one of the cadres of the Pansei Cult. Later, Lalu will teach him how to use the technique. Everyone should get along well with each other."
Yagi Rikyuu does have the talent of a sorcerer, but according to Gojo Satoru's test, his qualifications as a sorcerer are average, and he will most likely only have the strength of a second-level sorcerer in the future.
After all, the job of a sorcerer requires talent.
But it doesn't matter. If you join the Panxing Cult now, you will be a veteran member in the future! It's no problem to be an officer!
Yagi Rikyu lowered his head and said, "Hello."
Because he was not used to speaking, the tone of his voice was a little strange when he spoke. He realized this himself and quickly stopped talking.
Tenuchi Riko said happily: "Do you like cake? We made a big cake for you!"
Yagi Rikyuu whispered, "I'm sorry, I don't know."
"..." Tenuchi Riko felt a pang in her heart and pushed his back to go inside. "Come on! I'll take you to eat!"
Watching Yagi Rikyu being pushed into the hall decorated with various balloons by Tenuchi Riko and starting to taste various things, Gojo Satoru said, "She is quite friendly."
Although she would occasionally use the extremely childish self-proclaimed title of "concubine", she is able to take care of children and get along well with all the members. She is worthy of being the Saint of Panxing Cult!
Xia Yujie laughed, "Yeah, Riko is really nice."
Such a lovely soul should live happily and live a long and carefree life.
The tip of Al's tail quietly wrapped around Kagome Jie's wrist, "Jie, do you feel better now that you've collected all your family members?"
Xia Yujie was stunned. Uh, this tail, is it so flexible?
He tried to pull his hand away, but the grip tightened.
Xia Yujie had no choice but to say, "I'm not in a bad mood, am I?"
"Woo-hoo." Al whispered softly into his ear, "I will always stand on J-chan's side, but there is only one thing you cannot do - you cannot lie to me."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Was it his illusion? Why did he feel such a real murderous aura at that moment?
He looked at Al in confusion, not understanding where this new rule came from. Gojo Satoru put a hand on Al's shoulder and urged, "Hurry, Al, he lied, burn him to death."
Xia Yujie: “…”
The best classmate on earth is none other than you.
Under Xia Yujie's puzzled gaze, Gojo Satoru secretly mouthed the words to him - Qing, Ji.
Xia Yujie: “!!!”
Al's tone became more and more hostile. "Master, you have the right to remain silent to me, but you cannot lie to me - ah! Lies! What a low, terrible, and disgusting quality!"
"...Al, calm down."
Even the title of Master has come out, which shows that the problem is really serious.
Xia Yujie rubbed his brows a little embarrassedly: "I don't think there is anything to say."
Al said quietly, "Master, this is your last chance."
"…I'm serious."
Xia Yujie said helplessly: "I did think a lot about the previous things...Riko was taught to buy her life by ordinary people, Nanako and Mimiko were abused, and the matter of Yagi. Are they really worth my protection? But no matter whether it is worth it or not, what am I if I have murderous intentions towards ordinary people? Such as this, but I don't think this is a worry that needs to be confided to you."
Al was very moved: "Honesty! What a wonderful quality! I believe it is the most perfect quality a human being can possess. Ah, yes, there should be no lies in this world!"
Xia Yujie: “…”
Is this new personality of "Kiyohime" some kind of lie detector?
Gojo Satoru frowned and said calmly, "They are the foolish ones, Jay, why do you want to take it upon yourself?"
Xia Yujie remained silent.
Of course he knew this.
There are so many ordinary people in the world, some are good, and some are bad. He should not doubt the correctness of his beliefs or his own values just because of the existence of a small number of bad people. However...
Al suddenly asked, "Hey, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, do you know when you are happiest?"
His incoherent question stumped the two high school dropouts. Gojo Satoru thought about it, then said with certainty, "Right now."
Al was silent for a few seconds, then smiled sincerely, "Me too, Go-chan."
After a few seconds, Xia Yujie replied, "When it's time to help others."
Al said with relief: "Yeah, yeah, this is also true!"
He shook his fingers. "A singer is happiest when his audience praises his singing. An author is happiest when his readers praise his works. This is because singing and writing are how they prove their own value, or in other words, the meaning of life."
“When this part is affirmed, people will of course be very happy. But when this part is denied, it is equivalent to denying the meaning of people’s lives.”
Gojo Satoru and Kayu Kei looked thoughtful.
“So, if you regard helping others as the meaning of life, once you start to think, ‘I can’t help others,’ or ‘my actions of helping others are meaningless,’ you will deny yourself, hate yourself, and even deny the meaning of your life.”
Al stared at Xiayou Jie with his golden eyes and said gently: "Jie-chan, don't get it wrong, this is not a small problem. Your recent thoughts are hurting yourself, this is a big problem."
“…”
Al said: "Does Jake hate those ignorant people? It doesn't matter. If Jake hates them, then they must be wrong. There is nothing wrong with Jake expelling them from the society."
Xia Yujie pursed his lips.
The young man with long light green hair said seriously: "My happiest time is now. This kind of happiness started from the day you summoned me. Every day I spend with you is the most meaningful time for me. Therefore, I will not allow anyone to hurt you or deny you, and you cannot do that either - you are all my most beloved family members, the best people in the world, no matter in terms of ability or character."
After a while, Gojo Satoru, who never read the air, spoke up, "Al, do we have to do this every once in a while?"
Al said calmly, "You have no heart, Go-chan."
Xia Yujie: “…”
You all have no heart, and in the end he is the only one who is moved by the true feelings!
Al taught him seriously, "Go-chan, you can't just keep your inner thoughts to yourself. You must confess your feelings honestly every once in a while to prove to the one you love the most that you haven't changed your mind. If you don't do this, I will have to dig out your hearts and see for myself."
Xia Yujie: “…”
A heartwarming family sitcom turns into a horror film in a second.
Gojo Satoru said indifferently, "Ha, you aliens are really picky. But you are right, I also like my current life. Whoever comes to disturb me from enjoying my current life, I will kill him."
“…”
Geto Summer sighed softly.
His two companions started chatting casually, with no intention of providing follow-up psychological counseling to the person who was "being preached to". The topic gradually shifted from "You are good at preaching to people" to "Panxing Shop's performance is not good".
Xia Yujie: “…”
How is this done?
Speaking of this, Al said unhappily: "It's because there are too few things to sell... Why don't we find a shrine in the countryside that doesn't have access to the Internet, sell some things for the shrine, and easily make some money from the difference."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Yes, it’s not impossible.
Gojo Satoru said: "If you want to sell something to the believers, it's actually very simple. Buy some wooden combs in bulk, and then tell them that using this thing to comb their hair can bring good luck. The price... since it is something that can bring good luck, then increase it by a hundred times."
Xia Yujie: “…”
This is a complete scam, but... it's not impossible.
Alqin said frugally, "Yes, yes, we can also sell some tea from Laru's hometown. We can't waste so much tea."
Kagome: "...Indeed, it tastes good."
Gojo Satoru said cheerfully, "30,000 per cup!"
“This is too dark!!!”
"But we are fraudsters, Jay!"
"Hey, have you defined yourself as a fraud? Gojo Ieha and High School have worked so hard to raise you for so long, but you consider yourself a fraud?"
"Huh? It was Jay who turned me into a fraud, wasn't it?"
"Huh? Stop spitting blood!"
"Huh? Who is slandering me?!"
Al blinked his eyes and watched his two silly sons quarreling more and more fiercely for no apparent reason, until they almost grabbed each other by the collar and beat each other on the spot.
...Since he defected, he had never seen this scene again, and for a moment he was filled with mixed emotions.
Perhaps it was because his eyes were too focused, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru turned around and looked at him at the same time while they were arguing.
Gojo Satoru said seriously, "You have such a disgusting look in your eyes, Al."
Al: “…”
Al covered his heart: "You have no heart, Go-chan."
Al was very angry at being abused by his beloved son. "How can you say such harsh words to me, Go-chan, have you changed your mind? Do you no longer love me? How can you not love your father?"
Kagome twitched his lips: "Why does Kiyohime care so much about the relationship between father and son? Is there something wrong with his stubbornness? This is completely out of character for Kiyohime. This is seriously OOC..."
Al looked miserable: "Well, it's so sad. My stomach is burning, as if I'm going to spit fire."
"Hahaha." The careless Gojo Satoru said arrogantly, "Go ahead and spit. You can't burn me anyway."
After he finished speaking, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "Al, come and burn some