As soon as the Alai God episode of "The Mysterious Adventures 2" was broadcast, it caused an uproar in the society. Various topics about Alai God, Kurokawa-go, Oosaka Kimiko, and Pansei Cult emerged one after another.
At first, most people thought that this episode was a self-directed and self-acted hype by "Supernatural Detective 2", but soon after, it was revealed that the parents of the Yagi family were detained by the police for illegal detention. Once this news came out, it basically confirmed that the imprisonment incident in the program was real, so the church that believed in the god Alai began to be deeply dug up by netizens, and the dereliction of duty police in Kurokawa Township were also sprayed.
This matter caused a lot of uproar for a while, but in the end the topic returned to the beginning.
[No matter what, I don’t believe those exorcists of the Panxing Cult! It must be a script! It must be a script!]
[Yeah, yeah, that boy who was breathing fire at the beginning had to cover his face with a fan every time he breathed fire. If it were me, the flames must have come out of the fan! If not, I would poop upside down!]
[Pfft, what about the moment when the followers of Alai God were blocked from a distance?]
[It must be fake! Those believers are definitely hired extras!]
[But the moment it was blocked was so real... It was like there really was an invisible wall.]
When Al climbed up the forum, he saw a discussion post that was pushed up. He clicked on it and saw that it was indeed a discussion about them.
Oh no, pooping upside down?
How should he go about talking to this friend who swears that he can poop while standing upside down?
Anyway, he doesn't mind spitting fire on the spot to open the other party's eyes.
[The most outrageous scene is the one where they flew down from the attic. They were definitely using wires, but, but - wow, so cool, really so cool. That white-haired guy wearing those sunglasses is like dancing on my XP!]
[Yes, he is so handsome... and so tall. After landing, he is obviously half a head taller than the other two companions. Absolutely. I compared their heights with Oosaka Kimiko, and the white-haired guy must be 1.9 meters tall! Awesome!]
[That leader is also very handsome, the way he flew down was very handsome, and he was holding someone in his arms.]
[No one took the green-haired middle school boy away?]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that green hair really blinded my eyes, and it's so long. If he wasn't good-looking, he would definitely be a killer.]
[But when he turned around and spit fire, it was really amazing! I was so happy that I patted my hand on the sofa and cheered. It was so satisfying! And the house burned down just like the real thing. I accept it as a special effect and a script. Why not just make it into a movie……]
[Is this building gradually becoming crooked?]
Al exited the gradually crooked building, browsed a few posts related to "Paradox 2" and Panxing Cult in the forum, put away his phone and swam out of the room.
Yes, Al has completely let himself go and now appears in the form of half man, half snake. Especially when he stays in the Star Palace, he is too lazy to walk on human legs.
After all, he spent a lot of money to make this snake tail back then, and the scales on the snake tail were glued on one by one by hand. Now he can put it on with the help of the COS wearing system, so why not take a few more steps and enjoy it?
When he walked through the long corridor and swam to the living room, he saw Gojo Satoru playing games with Tenuchi Riko. They directly occupied the TV in the living room. Others had no TV to watch, so they had to sit on the sofa and watch the two of them racing.
"You wish you could surpass me!"
“Ah, that’s more than enough.”
“Ah ...
Gojo Satoru laughed loudly and bullied Amauchi Riko even more fiercely, which made Alfin shake his head.
Go-chan has a bad character, the type that gets more aggressive the more you talk to him. If Riko-chan doesn't react so strongly, she might be let off.
"Yes, that's how you braid it. Then you have to twist it in this direction. Be careful not to let your hair get tangled..."
Al turned his head and saw Nanako and Mimiko playing with dolls on the pink blanket next to the sofa. These dolls were bought by Manami Suda and Lalu when they went to the mall to buy clothes. I heard that they are the favorite of little girls at this stage.
The two little girls were dressing their newly bought dolls in pretty little clothes, while Kuroi Misato was teaching Kagome Takeshi how to braid his daughters' hair.
“…”
He was amazed.
As Als swam over glidingly, she saw Geto taking great pains to fix Nanako's hair with a hairpin. Although the overall look was a bit rough, it was obvious that this hairstyle had taken a lot of time and thought.
Kuroi Misato said, "Yeah, not bad, Master Geto. If Nanako grows her hair long in the future, it would look better with this hairstyle."
Xia Yujie smiled and picked up the pink bunny hairpin to pin up the extra hair. He asked Nanako, "Nanako, do you want to grow your hair long in the future?"
Nanako was holding the doll in her hand, obviously a little absent-minded. She nodded with a red face and said softly, "She will grow long hair."
Al had a puzzled expression on his face.
This one obviously doesn’t mean “I want to grow long hair”, but “I must grow long hair”, right?
When Xia Youjie turned his head, he noticed that Al had come.
"Al? Didn't you go to bed?"
This morning, Al and Gojo Satoru had just finished a mission. After returning, Al went to sleep while Gojo Satoru played games with Tenuchi Riko.
Al shook his head and said, "I didn't get enough sleep. I just spent two hours browsing forums in bed and came out."
Xia Yujie chuckled, "The Curse Master Forum, or is it about "Phantom Detective 2"?"
"It's Paranormal Activity. Even though Paranormal Activity 2 has already aired its final episode, the forums are still discussing the episode in which we appeared."
Judging from the situation, the Alai masterpiece they "participate in" is expected to become a classic that will be passed down forever.
"Thanks to 'Hyperspectives', the number of ordinary followers of Panxing Cult has indeed increased recently, but there are still not enough sorcerers. Apart from the three of us, the only one who can go out on his own to exorcise cursed spirits is Lalu. We are seriously short of manpower."
Kuroi Misato is a housekeeper, Suda Manami is a clerical worker, Ohsaka Kimiko and Higa Makoto are psychics, Nanako, Mimiko and Yagi Rikyu are still in the learning stage and cannot be relied upon, and the only fighting force is Lalu.
Moreover, as the Bankei Cult grew bigger, Geto Suguru became busier and busier. Recently, all the commissions that required going out were sent by Al and Gojo Satoru together, so there are actually only three of them with real fighting power. It is not easy for the three of them to cope with the endless stream of commissions.
Although most of the commissions are oolongs such as "aging water pipes", "leaky windows", "rats in the walls", etc.
This morning, Gojo Satoru went into the client's house and started to scold him: "How many years has it been since your water pipes were repaired? Are you sure the windows are not leaking? How many years has this house been built? Are there rats?"
The client was directly confused by the question.
After a careful check, it turned out that there were three layers of buffs: "The windows were leaking, the water pipes were aging, and the walls were indeed hollow."
There were so many parts that needed repairing that Gojo Satoru suggested that they just move.
Client:……
Al patted the soft blanket gently with the tip of his tail.
"Lalu didn't come back?"
"Lalu? No, he's a little far away. I called him after you and Satoru came back, and he said he wouldn't be back in Pansei Palace until around 4pm."
“Yeah, after all, Go-chan and I both flashed back. Go-chan has been getting more and more proficient at teleporting lately.” Al said sincerely, “As expected of Go-chan.”
Poor Mr. Lalu, because he can't teleport, he has to spend a lot of time commuting to and from get off work.
Xia Yujie said: "Yes, at least you can come back quickly, and it is much more convenient to travel than Lalu. Well, we still have to find a way to recruit more talents..."
"There are indeed many unemployed cursers in the curser forum, but most cursers have killed people and their social circles are very chaotic, so they are not suitable to be absorbed into the Panxing Sect."
Al tapped the back of Kagome's hand with the tip of his tail: "But we can ask them to help Gon collect the cursed spirits!"
"……?"
"We can set a price. A fourth-level curse spirit is one thousand, a third-level curse spirit is three thousand, and so on. Well, of course you decide the price, because I don't know much about the market price of curse spirits. Anyway, in this way, those curse masters who sell their lives for money will come to us with their curse spirits. Jake just needs to sit in the Panxing Palace and wait for the curse spirits to come to him!"
Xia Yujie was shocked.
He showed an expression of sudden enlightenment: "Yes, this way I don't have to collect curse spirits myself. I can just collect level 3 and 4 curse spirits from the believers. I need to focus on purchasing level 2 and above. If the curse spirit has a spell, I can also increase the price as appropriate."
Al took credit and said, "So? I have always been concerned about JJ's affairs~"
Xia Yujie smoothed his hair expertly and praised him, "Thank you, Al."
The Berserker, who was easy to appease, showed an expression of contentment and intoxication.
Mimiko stared at Al's tail for a long time, and waited until they finished talking before she asked in a low voice, "Master Al, can I touch your tail?"
Everyone was stunned, and then their eyes fell on Al's big tail.
Al said proudly, "Mimiko, do you think my tail is pretty too? You can touch it!"
Nanako's eyes lit up, "I want it too, I want to touch it too, Master Al!"
"Yeah, yeah, sure."
He is very fond of his precious granddaughter.
Tenuchi Riko, who had just finished a game, rushed over and said, "I, I, I, I want to touch it too! That bastard Gojo tortured me so badly, I want comfort!"
Higa Makoto, who was sitting on the sofa, said cautiously, "Master Al, I want to touch it too!"
Al agreed to all of them generously.
Gojo Satoru snorted, "So you're not going to play anymore?"
Tenuchi Riko rolled around happily holding Al's tail: "What do you know? This is called a halftime break!"
During the halftime break, Manami Suda walked in from outside and said happily, "Everyone, new news, Senior Oosaka just called me and said that Director Ishida wants to visit Bankei Kyo."
Everyone: “!!!”
Here it comes!
This day has finally come! The Panxing Cult is officially going to be on TV!
…
Kyoto.
High School of Spells.
The meeting room of the rotten oranges.
"Is everyone here?"
"That's all. What's the matter?"
The long-nosed old man clapped his hands and diligently assisted the supervisor in turning on the projector, and a video was projected on the white cloth in front of the conference room.
"This is the extra episode of the variety show "Paranormal Adventures 2" - the Panxing Sect episode."
The disk star teaching chapter?
The senior executives were all perked up and looked at the big screen.
In the video, Xia Yujie, dressed in a monk's robe, gave the camera a friendly smile. Although he was just a teenager, he was as kind and dignified as a Buddha.
"I know that many people have been paying attention to the Bandei Cult recently, which started with the Kurokawa incident, but in fact, the Bandei Cult started helping everyone a long time ago."
Rotten Oranges: “…”
Who is this pretentious and deceitful person? Isn't he the ignorant cursed spirit operator? !
The bad feeling suddenly intensified.
As expected, the camera turned and a boy with long light green hair appeared in the camera. The boy in black and gold hunting clothes held the microphone and said to the camera shyly: "Really, you suddenly gave me such an important task, do you think so highly of me?"
Rotten Oranges: “…”
For some reason, they started to panic when they heard this.
"I'm Al, the mascot of the Onseishi Church. By the way, the Onseishi Church is also known as the Al Supporters Association. If you join the Onseishi Church, everyone will come to worship me every day. Haha, although I just want to be seen by my children, there is nothing I can do. After all, I am a mascot entrusted with an important task..."
The person outside the camera seemed to say something to Al, and Al put away his strange smile and said seriously: "I wonder if everyone still remembers the auction event of Su Fang Hongzi a year ago? I think everyone must still remember the Xiao Buer mask. To be honest, at the time of the incident, the two exorcists who were sealing the Xiao Buer mask on the stage were actually members of the Panxing Cult."
Rotten Oranges: “…”
The young man with long green hair walked into the collection room of Panxing Palace with a microphone. Inside the collection room, two figures, one tall and one short, were pretending to wipe the Xiaobul mask.
"Excuse me, Wu-chan, Naoko-chan, I wonder if you have time to talk for a while?"
Two busy figures with their backs to the camera turned around. The man was very tall, with white hair and blue eyes, and wore sunglasses. The woman was a head shorter than him, but still very tall among women. She had short hair, and the teardrop mole under her eye gave her a lazy temperament.
Rotten Oranges: “???”
Even Geto Suguru has appeared on screen, and it was completely within their expectations that Gojo Satoru would appear on screen, but what about Ieiri Shoko!
One of the rotten oranges was shocked and said, "Is Ieiri Naoko also dropped out of school?!"
The old man with the long nose said gloomily, "No, I specifically asked Yega Masamichi, and he knew nothing about it. Today, Jiaru Nishiko was still attending classes at the technical high school as if nothing had happened."
“…”
The rotten oranges gnashed their teeth, these little devils are indeed a group of people!
In the video, Al pretended to be curious and asked, "Excuse me, what were you two doing here just now?"
"As you can see." Ieiri Naoko said coolly, "We are checking the Shoble Mask. A terrible demon lives on the Shoble Mask. We must be vigilant at all times. Once the demon inside is released, the entire Panxing Palace will be in danger."
Rotten Oranges: “…”
You are talking nonsense! The seal on the Shobler mask is very strong, it won't do anything wrong. And isn't the Shobler mask in the collection room of Tokyo Jujutsu High School? Why did it appear in Bansei Palace? Who stole it? Who stole it?!
Al showed a very exaggerated shocked expression, "That's really dangerous. Master Ieiri, before, Gojo Miko said in front of the camera that you are still in school. Is this true?"
Ieiri Nishiko sighed.
"It's true. As a high school student, my studies are very busy. Many of my peers who lack perseverance have already dropped out of school because of the pressure. I am the only one who is still persisting. In order to balance my studies and my work as an exorcist, I often stay up until dawn, but it doesn't matter. As long as I can help more people, what's the point of sacrificing a little sleep time?"
Al wiped his tears with his sleeve, "It's really touching. Glass, Glass, my dear daughter, you have suffered so much injustice when I was away, how could this happen? Those old guys who treated you harshly and hired underage child laborers should be burned to death..."
Rotten Oranges: “…”
I'm sick!!!
Gojo Satoru calmly took a step forward and pushed the inexplicably crazy Al out of the camera. "Hey, anyway, you have seen the Shobler mask you've been dreaming of. Do you have any other questions? If not, don't disturb us. As the son of the Panxing Cult, I'm very busy."
Rotten Oranges: “…”
Wake up! You are the son of God of the Gojo family! The Gojo family has raised you for more than ten years, not to let you become a liar!
Yagi Rikyuu, who had to take over because of Al's sudden strike, was very panicked. He covered his face with his hands and stuttered to ask Gojo Satoru according to the script: "This... Gojo Miko, may I ask, are you, uh, a foreigner?"
"That's right." Gojo Satoru said without blushing, "I am Russian. After coming here, I was deeply attracted by the mysterious power of the East, so I decided to stay here and become the Son of God."
Rotten Oranges: “…”
Gojo family! Where is Gojo family! Why don't you take care of this brat who keeps talking nonsense?!
The senior executives suddenly missed Gojo Satoru when he was little. Although he had a sullen face all day long and looked arrogant as if no one looked down on him, this liar who talks nonsense all the time is the one who really makes people's blood pressure rise.
In the picture, the face of the rock star Toya Aikawa, who has been very popular in Japan recently, appeared.
"The Pansei Cult?" The handsome boy with golden hair smiled and said gently, "The Pansei Cult helped me clear my mother's name and exposed Su Fang Hongzi's true identity. I have always been grateful to them. Since that incident, I have visited the Pansei Palace every month to show my respect."
The rotten oranges wondered, "Who is this?"
"Hmm... he seems to be a rock star, quite famous. There is a poster of him in my granddaughter's room."
The long-nosed old man said gloomily, "In the previous Xiaobuer mask incident, the woman who was framed and committed suicide was called Aikawa Yukino, and she was this man's mother."
Another rotten orange complained: "This is not right? The Panxing Palace has only been built for a few months? According to what he said, he has been visiting the Panxing Palace for a year. Isn't this nonsense?!"
"Haha, it must be the helpers that cunning Geto Suguru has found to trick ordinary people into visiting Panseigu Shrine."
They are right.
At the beginning, Aichuan Fuyuya personally said to Al, "If you need any help, just come to me", and the Panxing Cult happened to need a spokesperson who was very prestigious in ordinary people's society, so they approached Aichuan Fuyuya without hesitation.
After hearing this, Aichuan Fuyuya agreed without much hesitation.
What are you afraid of? These are all real sorcerers, not scammers who just want to take your money. It is not a scam to introduce them to the public.
The camera turns again, and Al, who has returned to work, is holding a microphone and interviewing Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato in front of the flower bed.
Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato were taking care of the flowers in the flowerbed. When they saw the camera, Tenuchi Riko smiled playfully and said, "Hello everyone, I am Tenuchi Riko, the saint of Banshei Shrine. Hmm? Are you asking about these flowers? I carefully cultivated these flowers while praying for everyone. They can bring good luck to the believers."
Al Xu said: "That sounds great. May I ask, Saint Lady, how do these flowers bring good luck to everyone?"
Tenuchi Riko answered, "If there is a believer with bad luck, I will send him a pot of flowers to wish him good luck. Of course, people who are not believers can also buy these flowers. After all, Pansei is a great church that treats everyone equally. For example, the sachets in the online store "Pansei Shop" are filled with these dried lucky flowers. If you order them online, you can buy them for only the price of two bottles of Coke."
Kuroi Misato blushed and stuttered as she introduced the product: "Well, in addition to the lucky sachets, the online store also has amulets, bracelets, combs, wind chimes, etc. These are all small items we carefully prepared. Everyone is welcome to pay attention to the Panxing Cult's online store."
Rotten Orange: “…”
Crazy, crazy, these people are crazy.
After the advertisement for the online store "Panxing Shop", the video began to play the scene of the founder and believers giving speeches. Xia Yujie took the speech script and gave a generous (hypocritical) (false) (extreme) (extreme) speech under the gaze of the camera, fully demonstrating his personal charm as the founder.
After the sermon, Al stopped the church members as they left the sermon hall.
He was living with a family of four.
The man was burly, the woman was tall and beautiful, and they had a pair of cute twin daughters. There was nothing wrong with this family except that they had different styles and didn't look like a family at all.
Al asked with a smile: "May I ask what do you think of the Patriarch's speech?"
Manami Suda said sincerely: "My soul feels like it has been washed by holy water. It is very peaceful and happy. Listening to the sermons of the Patriarch and meditating with him on weekends is what I look forward to most every week. It is also the motivation for my work and life."
Nanako said: "We, we love Master Geto so much!"
Mimiko nodded vigorously.
Lalu was intoxicated and said: "He is such a good man~"
The host, Al, also shared his intoxicated expression: "Yes, Jerry is a truly wonderful man."
The rotten oranges in the conference room: "..."
"Ah! There's another family there, let's interview them too!"
The second family to be stopped was a family of three, a young couple with a child. When they saw the camera, they behaved very reservedly.
Tahara Hideki said: "The adults of the Bandei Cult are really amazing. They saved my daughter's life. Because of them, our relationship as husband and wife has become more harmonious than before."
Chanel on the side smiled shyly, and Zhisha stretched out her little hand: "I like it!"
Rotten Oranges: “…”
Hehe, if you don't know, you might think that the Panxing Cult is selling some kind of aphrodisiac. Wait, they're not really selling it, are they?!
Finally, Al led the audience to the squatting room, where they met Makoto Higa.
The girl with colorful hair was wearing a big cape that looked pretentious, and had a very rebellious tattoo on her wrist. Although she had an "I'm not someone you can mess with" look, she looked very nervous.
Al patted her shoulder gently and said, "I heard that there is a very powerful fortune teller in Panxing Palace. I finally met him today. Oh, haha. May I ask, Master Higa, how do you tell fortunes for everyone?"
"Well, it's like this... Every person living in this world has a 'line', and I judge a person's fate based on the direction of these 'lines'. It sounds a bit mysterious, but it usually works."
"I see! It's amazing!" Alfu boasted, "For only 1,000 yen, you can talk to this amazing squatter. If you're interested, please call Panxing Palace and make an appointment in advance!"
The rotten oranges gnashed their teeth: "..."
"This interview is coming to an end. Master Higa, autumn is here. Would you like to do an autumn fortune telling for the audience?"
Makoto Higa with colorful hair picked up the crystal ball, but because she was not very skilled, the crystal ball slipped from her palm several times.
"Ah, well, that..." Higa Makoto looked at the camera and said seriously, "This autumn is not a good time to get together, especially for those who are old, powerful, and have bad intentions. If they always get together, it will easily bring bad luck."
"Okay! Thank you for your help, beautiful lady!"
This ambiguous video of the Panxingjiao visit ended here, and as Teramon Tsuyoshi's new song "Your mother's AK14 hangs on your bedside" played, the list of people participating in the interview began to scroll.
Rotten Oranges: “…”
They were strangely silent and didn't want to say anything.
never mind.
Forget it.
Just as they were silent for a long, long time, until the new song of Temple Gate finished playing and the ending credits switched to another video, the long-nosed old man finally woke up from his dream.
"Wait, what is that?"
The rotten oranges looked closely and saw a mess of images playing on the white cloth in front of them. Finally, the picture froze on a strange well.
“…”
In the silence, a female ghost with black hair and white clothes climbed out of the well and limped towards them.
"!!!"
The well-informed old man with a long nose was so frightened that his nose almost flew off.
"It's the cursed image of Masako! Turn it off! Turn it off! Don't let it get out! Damn it, why is Masako's image here? Where is the Gojo family? What on earth are the Gojo family doing sealing Masako away?!"