Yamazaki retreated nervously and said, "Wait, wait! Wait! I...I, this, uh...I..."
He really wanted to jump up and loudly ask these devils whether the video they just watched was the legendary "Chaste" videotape. However, he felt that it was inappropriate for him, who was not even twenty years old, to know about "Chaste" from fifty years ago.
"Zhengzi" was a super cursed spirit from fifty years ago. Even though the legend of Zhenzi is still circulating in this land and various derivative works are constantly being produced, the details about Zhenzi's videotape are not something that ordinary people can know.
After all, for a goddess like "Chaiko", most people only know that "Chaiko" is a ghost that crawls out of the TV. As for the detailed content of the "Chaiko" videotape, who has seen it? Those who have seen it have almost died fifty years ago!
If he had not worked as a sorcerer in Kyoto for a year, and if there had not been a "Chaotic" incident among the top brass a while ago, he would not have seen any information about "Chaotic".
Yes, how could he be familiar with the videotape of "Chaste"?
I am actually assisting in the supervision of this matter, and I must not be discovered by the people of Panxing Cult!
He had no choice but to swallow his question and asked instead: "Did we just... um, see something we shouldn't have seen?"
Sato Nauka thought similarly to him. He had lived for more than a thousand years and had seen more than just the relevant records in the documents.
When the curse of "Chaste" first began to wreak havoc, he actively spread the videotape of "Chaste", killing many stumbling blocks at the time.
No one knew better than him how fun it was to use the "Chastity" videotapes.
But...what is going on now?
The Panxing Cult has the videotape of "Chastity". Could it be that the disturbance among the high-ranking officials a while ago was true? And was it done by the Panxing Cult?
The two office animal spies tacitly pretended to know nothing and looked up at Al and Summer Oil Geto.
Xia Yujie was afraid that the newcomers would be dissatisfied with Al, the head of the HR department, so he quickly comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay. This image... um, it's okay."
Anyway, whether "Zhenzi" goes out or not depends entirely on his own wishes, so it's really okay.
Nagito Komaeda was quick-witted and said, "The dry well is something that easily reminds people of the legendary "Chaiko", and the job of a sorcerer is related to curses. Hahahaha, what we just saw couldn't be the videotape of the legendary "Chaiko", right?"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Thank you! Thank you for asking for us!
Mikan Zuiki was also shocked: "Saiko?! But didn't the legendary "Saiko" kill people with videotapes? This one just now seemed to be just a DVD...?"
Al said sternly, "Don't look down on Sister Zhenzi, Mikan-chan. The spells of sorcerers are all connected with technology as technology advances, so Sister Zhenzi can do the same."
He said seriously, "After it came back to the light of day, it found that people nowadays don't like to use videotapes anymore, so it suddenly came up with the idea of using DVDs to spread its curse. Isn't this normal? After all, the first videotape was also created by it with its mind."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Sato Nauka: “…”
It makes sense, but is it true?
Al spoke with great confidence, but the truth was that these DVDs were made by Geto Xiayou, who spent some money to find a store that could convert videotapes into DVDs.
As for the store manager, of course nothing happened. The manager had no personal grudge against them, and they would never do something like sending "Zhenzi" to assassinate the manager.
He remembered that the store manager at that time said to them sincerely: "This is the best chastity videotape I have ever seen. It is so realistic! It looks like it has been sealed for decades. Are you sure you want to burn it into a DVD? It won't have the same feel if you burn it!"
...So, people who don't think too much tend to live more easily.
Al's thoughts were scattered unconsciously. After a while, his eyes suddenly lit up and he suggested:
"By the way, Jake, we can do something like that in the future. We can develop a retro game, like Snake or Tetris. If you want to play our game, you have to watch an ad first. The ad is an image of Zhenzi."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Your divergent thinking is too outrageous.
He gave Al a slap in the face with an expressionless face, "Al, don't scare the newcomers, they will think we are some evil cult spreading curses."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Thank you, I'm almost scared to death.
Sato Nauka: “…”
Thank you, you are actually a cult.
Xia Yujie laughed: "Anyway, I hope nothing serious happens here."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
No! It's a big deal! I feel like I'm cursed! I feel like I only have seven days left to live! How can you say something like "It's nothing big" so confidently?
Before leaving, Xia Yujie smiled kindly and said, "Al, lead everyone in the training well and don't touch anything dangerous again."
Al said calmly, "No problem, Jerry, there's nothing else dangerous in the Panxing Palace anyway."
"...Yes, so now you guys——"
"Visiting the Panxing Palace."
"Yeah, that's fine. We'll all be family in the future, so it's good to get to know each other in advance."
Nagito Komaeda was touched and said, "You actually treat a waste like me as a family member? I don't know how to repay the manager anymore."
Mikan Zuiki murmured to herself, "Family...family? No, no no no...my family is that adult, that adult is all I need..."
Geto Summer Oil glanced at Nagisa Komaeda and Mikan Shinoki with a strange expression, thinking that these two were indeed old classmates from the same school, as the way they talked to themselves was exactly the same.
He said gently, "Just call me Geto. By the way, I rejected the previous application to create a waste department. Al, although there are still many empty rooms on the second floor, don't add such a meaningless department. It's a waste of resources."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
What a normal speech, store manager. So you are a normal person, store manager? !
"Well, that's it. The believers are still waiting for me, so I'll go down first."
Al said, "Work hard, Jerry!"
He waved his hand and watched Geto leave before turning off the TV. "We've finished touring the Pansei Palace. Let's get to work!"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "Wait, what about the video? Is the video thing just over?!"
Ar was surprised: "Huh? What happened to the image?"
Yamazaki was stunned for a moment, and said hesitantly: "This, this——"
He gestured at the TV, gesticulating with his hands and saying, "That's it! The image just shown, isn't it, isn't it the cursed image of "Chastity"? Is it... did I misunderstand you?"
Al said frankly: "You didn't misunderstand me. This is the videotape of "Chastity", but it's burned into a DVD version."
Yamazaki retreated: “!!!”
Sato Nauka: “!!!”
Yamazaki knelt down on the ground in despair. He was stunned for a long time and asked stubbornly: "Then... the person who was responsible for burning this DVD, is he... is he still here?"
Al chuckled.
Of course, the store is not far from here. If you take the bus from the bus stop opposite, the next stop is the boss's DVD store.
He said sincerely, "You will see him later."
Yamazaki retreated: “!!!”
Does this mean that I will go to hell in the future?!
Sato Nauka took a look at Yamazaki Tai, whose brain had crashed and who had lost the ability to think, and knew that this guy was no longer viable.
——Heh, is this the level of mental quality of an undercover agent sent by the Jujutsu Society’s top brass?
So, Sato Nauka, who was panicking but not that panicking, pushed up her glasses and asked, "As far as I know, people who have seen "Zhenzi" can only live for seven days. I wonder if this rumor is true?"
Al tilted his head. “It’s true, but not really. If you make a copy of the DVD and show it to a friend, you can live seven more days.”
Just like sharing the game interface with friends once a week, you can get game coins as rewards.
Those mobile game sets are all left over from sister "Zhenzi".
Sato Nauka: “…”
No, that was not the answer he wanted.
So, is this video tape real? Did the Gojo family really give the "Saiko" video tape to Gojo Satoru, who defected from the high school? Did the "Saiko" video tape become a "Saiko" DVD?
By doing this, aren't the Gojo family afraid that the curse of "Zhenzi" will wreak havoc on this land again? What is the significance of the Bandei Cult turning the curse into a DVD?
What good would it do them to spread the curse of "chastity"?
Could it be that Panxing Cult relies on the curse of "Chastity" to control its followers? !
Good trick!
Sato Nauka seemed to understand something.
Since they dared to use the curse of "Zhenzi" to control others, there must be a way to control "Zhenzi"! It can't be... that the curse spirit manipulated "Zhenzi"?
He couldn't help but get excited.
How did you do it?
No, no, it doesn't matter how it is done. What's important is, how can I obtain the body of the Curse Master while preserving the master-servant relationship between the Curse Master and Zhenzi?
This is a very challenging question!
Mikan Shinoki finally figured out the current situation.
"So, now we have only seven days to live?!"
She took a few steps back, muttering to herself, "How could this happen? How could this happen... In this way, I will be separated from that adult. No, absolutely not. Rather than parting with that adult forever, I might as well kill her!"
Nagisa Komaeda also showed a surprised expression, and then he smiled and muttered to himself: "Is my life of waste finally entering the countdown? Hahaha! God really has eyes!!!"
Al pursed his face.
Hmm, it's strange that some people become more energetic after hearing that they only have seven days left to live? They are really energetic young people.
He said straightforwardly, "I got it. Let's do this. The theme of the internship is "If I only have seven days left to live." After the internship, everyone has to submit a report to me with this theme."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
There is no "if", they really only have seven days left to live!
Besides, everyone will be dead after seven days, so who will write a report for you? Will they send it to you from the underworld? !
Al seemed to realize that the title was not quite right.
"If you think it's not okay, then how about changing the title to 'I really only have seven days left to live'?"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
This is a suicide note, this is a suicide note, the content under this title is definitely a suicide note!!!
Al clapped his hands.
"Okay, everyone, get up, it's time for us to try out the jobs. I need to know what you are good at so that I can arrange the best positions for you."
Yamazaki said with a haggard look: "No, that's not necessary, Mr. Al..."
He staggered to his feet and said tiredly, "I don't want to do anything in the last seven days of my life... No, if I really only have seven days left, I want to play badminton to my heart's content."
"Go after get off work. Don't waste your working time playing."
"Anyway, I won't live to see the day I'm officially hired..."
"Eh?" Al asked concernedly, "Are you terminally ill?"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Yamazaki retreated: "It's not you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The sound of Yamazaki's retreat was deafening. Al leaned back tactically and covered his ears with his hands.
"Is this a terminal illness? Yes, this is a terminal illness! No matter how advanced the medical technology is, it can't stop the "Chaste" from crawling out of my TV and killing me. This is a terminal illness! This is a terminal illness. There is no more hopeless terminal illness in the world than this one!!!"
Yamazaki was furious.
"I knew it, I knew it would be like this. I was ready to be killed by a special sorcerer, but I didn't expect that the cause of my death would be watching TV... Oh, do you want a report? Okay, I'll write it for you! "I Really Only Have Seven Days Left to Live" is my last work, Yamazaki Tai!"
Seeing how energetic he was, Al applauded him in amazement.
"Great, Mr. Yamagui, it turns out that you are the type who is more energetic the shorter your life span is! Do you want me to compress your survival time into three days?"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "Hey, didn't we agree on seven days? Don't change it to three days without permission! Can you please respect other people's fate? Also, can this thing be changed at will?!"
Al said innocently, "Yes."
Everyone: “…”
The air suddenly became quiet, and just as Al was urging them to go to work, Yamazaki took a quick step back and rushed over to Al.
"Really? Really?!"
"...Well, of course, theoretically, you can only live for seven days, but nothing is absolute."
Yamazaki was surprised and said, "You guys can save me? You guys have a way to break the "Chastity" curse?!"
Al said thoughtfully: "Hmm~ Mr. Mountain Ghost, you are quite knowledgeable."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Yamazaki cautiously closed his mouth.
Sato Nauka, who had expected this, asked in a pretentious manner, "Mr. Al, is what you just said true?"
"It's true."
They are as familiar with "Sadako" as a family, so it would only take a thought for Geto to modify the rules.
"You must work hard and write reports well, and then officially join the Panxing Sect. Don't worry, we will help you solve the problem of the "Chastity" curse. But one thing is that you must treat the next seven days as the last days of your life and work hard."
"yes!!!"
…
In the next seven days, the four interns went to work diligently and punched in every day, and devoted themselves to the work arranged by Teacher Pan Xing.
Their main job is to sweep away the Star Religion.
"It's almost the end of the year, and everything is in the final stages. The accounts and annual summary are done by Ms. Suda and Mr. Lalu. So, our job is to - clean! and tidy! up!"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Komaeda Nagito said without objection, "Yes."
Zui Mu Mikan said seriously: "Yes!"
They spent two days cleaning more than 200 large and small glass windows in Panxing Palace. Because they cleaned it so well, many believers asked them which cleaning company they were from and if possible, they could also come to their homes to clean the glass.
In short, looking at the rows of shiny glass, the head of the Home Economics Department, Misato Kuroi, gave a thumbs up.
"great."
When it comes to cleaning windows, these four people are so professional that they can be qualified as professional cleaners.
Afterwards, they spent another two days cleaning the curtains, sheets, carpets and other things, almost setting the washing machine on fire. Later, they spent another two days cleaning every corner of the Panxing Palace. The hard-working Yamazaki Tai even climbed up the "Hercules" statue at the door and cleaned it thoroughly, almost wiping off the statue's eyeballs.
Al angrily stopped the work of wiping Hercules' eyes.
His uncle B!!! He was almost disfigured!!! How could this happen!!!
After working hard for six days, the interns finally arrived at the seventh day - December 24th.
It was Christmas Eve again, and early in the morning, Al dragged in a whole sack of Christmas tree decorations.
Snowflake lights, wishing balls, colorful flags, LED light strings, Santa Claus and elk pendants, as well as super classic stars and bows, and colorful lights with Q version heads of Panxing followers.
Mikan Zui said sincerely: "So cute!"
Al said proudly, "Really? I found a factory to make it myself."
Panxing Shop has also launched a series of new items customized with Panda’s avatar. I heard that Panda’s Christmas lanterns are the best-selling ones.
Nagito Komaeda asked, "But why are there only decorations and no Christmas tree?"
To hang so many decorations, the Christmas tree must be very big.
Al pointed casually, "The Christmas tree is right over there."
The four interns looked in the direction he pointed, but saw only a giant stone statue of a berserker, and no Christmas tree.
After becoming familiar with Al's painting style, the four of them all had the same feeling that "here he comes, he's going to start doing something again."
As expected, the blond-haired, blue-eyed boy enthusiastically told them: "The Christmas tree of our Pansei Palace is one of the most handsome berserkers in the world, "Hercules"!!!"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Zui Mu Mikan: “…”
Does this thing really have a Christmas atmosphere?
Nagito Komaeda said with interest: "This is the first time I've seen such a magnificent Christmas tree. Hahaha, it must be very interesting! So shall we start decorating it now?"
“Yes.”
Al gave him a jolly high five.
"It's still Mr. Waste who understands me best."
Yamazaki said tiredly: "Then don't call me Junk-kun!"
When Al heard this, he agreed: "Mr. Waste, do you have any other name? Your first and last name are not easy to pronounce."
As for the name, it should be simple and easy to remember like "Al".
Sato Nauka suggested gently, "I think Lucky is a good person."
Komaeda Nagito waved his hands and declined, "How can a useless person like me be called Lucky-kun? If I must change it, I'd rather be called Unlucky-kun."
Yamazaki Tai: "...No, it sounds like a curse on you."
Al thought for a moment and said, "Then let's call him Hope-kun."
The word "hope" is also something that Nagito Komaeda often says.
Nagito Komaeda was startled for a moment, then smiled softly and said, "Thank you for your kindness. However, I have never created hope, so I would rather be called Lucky-kun than Hope-kun."
Al turned and looked at him.
I always feel that this Lucky Man... is a person with a lot of stories.
"Well, Lucky-kun."
"Thank you for your understanding, Arjun."
Together they hung strings of lights and transformed the majestic and ferocious-looking Hercules into a giant Christmas tree.
The last task of the day is to make Christmas chocolates.
Komaeda Nagito is definitely the one who will be hired, and will definitely be given an important position - this can be seen from the individual, but it is hard to say what will happen to the other three people.
Nauka Sato carefully melted the chocolate and began to show off her skills by making a chocolate castle.
This is his last chance to show his abilities, and as far as he knows, Gojo Satoru, Al, and the Star Plasma Body Tenuchi Riko all like desserts. Oh, and there are also Geto's three daughters. The little girls also like these fancy little things.
Al, who was passing by, took a look and was immediately amazed. He quickly took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the chocolate castle made by Sato Nauka with chocolate, and sent it to the Panxing Sect cadre group. Five minutes later, the kitchen became more lively than ever. Even Gojo Satoru, who had been staying in the basement studying "茈", ran up to watch the legendary chocolate castle.
Gojo Satoru was surprised and said, "You are quite capable!"
When Sato Nauka heard this, she knew he had succeeded.
He successfully won the hearts of this group of people!
Yamazaki Taishi, who was standing by, was genuinely happy for him.
"Congratulations, Mr. Sato. I wish I had your skills."
Sato Nauka politely comforted him: "You will definitely stay, Yamagui-kun."
"..." Yamazaki Tai automatically ignored the wrong name and whispered, "Today is the last day of the trial. I hope we can all survive."
He lowered his eyes and said, "I have been thinking a lot these days. If I really only have seven days left to live, there is actually nothing I want to do. Being able to do the most ordinary work with you like this is actually a kind of happiness."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Does this trend seem a little strange?
He took a step back quietly.
At six o'clock in the evening, Naoko Ieiri, wearing a pink scarf, took the bus to Bansei Palace. Al, Gojo Satoru, and Geto Suguru also wore the same scarves and walked downstairs with other officers. Together with Naoko Ieiri, they admired the "Hercules" version of the Christmas tree.
“Peaceful, night, and happy!”
This is the second Christmas Eve for the four members of the high school, and the first Christmas Eve for the Panxing Church.
They took a group photo happily in front of the "Hercules" version of the Christmas tree, then started playing pranks with each other and rolling around in the snow. The children's laughter echoed everywhere in the snow, creating a peaceful and peaceful time.
Personnel Minister Al also announced the final result.
Hmm? Didn't you say the internship period is one month?
Of course, as the head of the human resources department, he has the final say on matters related to the internship period.
"Komaeda Nagito and Shinoki Mikan will officially join Ms. Kuroi's housekeeping department starting tomorrow. Yamazaki Tai will serve as the deputy of the leader and assist the leader in his work starting tomorrow."
Sato Naoka was stunned, "Then I——"
"Oh, Wu-chan really likes your chocolate castle. It just so happens that we bought a cake shop in Tokyo. Starting tomorrow, Mr. Sato, you will be the manager of the cake shop in Tokyo! You are the highest paid among all the interns!"
When the other interns heard this, they immediately applauded and congratulated Sato Nauka.
Sato Nauka: “…”
Sato Nauka: “!!!”
Wait, he finished that damn game by doing sit-ups, toiled around the house for a week, and even stayed up all night learning how to make the perfect chocolate castle, all just to be a bakery manager?! Did he waste all that time?!
Xia Yujie coughed lightly and added in a low voice: "Besides, it's not good to have a romance in the workplace. You and Mr. Yamagi... Anyway, in order to avoid suspicion, we will arrange for you to go to the store in Tokyo. Let him calm down for the time being."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Whose fault is it that this has happened? ! And why is he the only victim? !
"That's right." Gojo Satoru said, "You need to avoid suspicion, and you are also good at making desserts. You are the best person to be the manager of Tokyo Cake Shop! Congratulations, Nauhana-chan."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Congratulations!
Sato Nauka forced herself to give a perfect smile. At this time, Yamazaki Tai and two other people came over. Yamazaki Tai said hopefully, "Since it's over, then the curse on us..."
Xia Yujie waved his hands and said nonchalantly: "Hahaha, it's okay. As long as you don't betray the Panxing Sect, Zhenzi and Shirai will not kill you. Don't worry."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Zui Mu Mikan: “…”
Is this a threat?!
This is really a great cult, right?!
Xia Yujie! You still say you are not a cult!!!