Chapter 108 Crazy Zombies
The mutant clouded leopard fell down and crushed the blood bag in its arms, creating the effect of a tragic death.
Luo Yunjin sat in the last row of the audience, his eyes slightly narrowed. The movie seemed a little rough.
After the mutant clouded leopard 'died', the Lolita zombie hurriedly ran down the platform, squatted beside it and cried, then showed its sharp claws and dug out its heart.
The Lolita zombie laughed sinisterly, then tore Lolita into pieces, revealing the black witch costume underneath.
The narration then sounded: The prince who turned into a monster was killed by the monster in the prince's skin. The witch in the princess's skin dug out the prince's heart. As long as you eat this heart, you can stay young forever.
The witch zombie ate the heart in one bite, and then danced with the monster in the prince's skin that was coming towards them.
The prince took the witch's hand and kissed her.
Witch Zombie Smile: Huchi Huchi (Do you love me?)
Prince: Huh! (You are so beautiful. I love you so much.)
The witch zombie took out the prince's heart the next second.
The narration sounded: It turns out that the witch fell in love with Sleeping Beauty, and Sleeping Beauty can only wake up by eating the heart of a monster wearing a prince's skin.
The curtain rises, revealing a sleeping boy zombie on a bed of flowers.
The witch zombie gently stuffed the heart into the mouth of the sleeping boy zombie, pressed the other's mouth, and shook it up and down violently, forcing it to swallow it.
Soon the Sleeping Beauty zombie gradually woke up.
Narrator: When Sleeping Beauty woke up, he saw the beautiful witch. He fell in love with her and made a wish to be together forever. From then on, they lived happily together.
The witch zombie and the sleeping boy zombie kissed each other affectionately.
The lights on the stage suddenly went out, signaling the end of the movie.
The auditorium was filled with spectators at some point, and they all applauded enthusiastically.
Audience A cheered and whistled, "Honestly, this movie is really good, and the actors and zombies all have good figures."
Audience member B strongly recommends it to the person next to him, "The witch zombie ends up with Sleeping Beauty. How romantic!"
Audience member C also chimed in, "And have you noticed? The costumes in this movie are so exquisite! They're said to be handmade by a costume designer using their own hair at great expense!"
Luo Yunjin on the side was numb.
Doesn't anyone find this story problematic?
Lolita and her elaborate dresses are all made of hair?
Oh my god, I’ve never seen this before.
As the piano music sounded, a pink subtitle appeared on the big screen.
"Crazy Zombies 2" comes on in three minutes.
Luo Yunjin was stunned: That’s it, there’s also a second part.
Oh my god.
She hugged the three kittens and the little tabby pig tightly, and was shocked to see the audience around her booing.
The red curtain gradually rose.
Narrator: Seven fairy zombies in the Heavenly Palace, drawn to the prosperity of the human world, violated Heaven's laws and landed on the shores of beautiful Zombie Lake. The handsome Woodcutter Zombie fell in love with the youngest of the seven, the Tentacle Fairy Zombie, at first sight.
Luo Yunjin is in dementia: Aba Aba Aba
On the stage, the tentacle zombie stood intimately beside the woodcutter zombie and wrapped the woodcutter with several large tentacles.
Narrator: A tentacle fairy zombie secretly married a woodcutter zombie, had her fairy bones removed, and was cast down to the mortal world, becoming an eighty-year-old old lady zombie. A kind witch told her that if she ate the woodcutter zombie's heart, she would regain eternal youth.
The woodcutter zombie eavesdropped on the conversation between the two zombies. He didn't want to see his beloved fairy zombie grow old, so he secretly dug out his own heart. When the fairy zombie was taking a nap, he stuffed it into her mouth, pressed it, and shook it up and down, forcing her to swallow it.
The fairy zombie regained his youth, but the woodcutter zombie lost his life.
At this time, the kind witch reappeared and said, "Child, if you are willing to dig out your heart and give it to the woodcutter, he will be reborn!"
Without saying a word, the fairy zombie cut out her heart and fed it to the woodcutter.
When the woodcutter woke up, he saw the fairy zombie who had died tragically beside him.
The kind witch sat beside the bed and said, "Child, as long as you give your..."
Infinite loop.
Until the last time, the woodcutter zombie did not sacrifice himself again, but looked at the witch.
Narrator: After the thirty-eighth loop, the woodcutter zombie discovered that his love for the fairy zombie was no longer there, and his true love was actually the beautiful witch who had always been selflessly devoted to him.
"Oh~ beautiful witch, I find that I have fallen deeply in love with you. Will you be with me?" The woodcutter zombie confessed affectionately.
The beautiful witch smiled and pressed his chest, "You bastard, you have no manly virtues, get out!"
The witch cut out the woodcutter's heart, fed it to the fairy zombie, and expressed her love for the fairy zombie.
Narrator: From then on, the beautiful witch and the fairy zombie lived happily together.
Luo Yunjin, who had been watching the whole process, was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"I have a problem. I want to leave this place of trouble!" Luo Yunjin almost suffocated when he saw "Crazy Zombie 3" slowly sliding out on the big screen.
She quickly ran out of the cinema with the cat and the pig.
There was a steady stream of spectators pouring in from outside.
Audience 1 was excited, "Ahhh, I'm a local dog, I love watching it!"
Audience 2 was surprised, "Help! The love story between the fairy zombie and the beautiful witch is so touching! I'm already looking forward to the third part!!"
Audience member 3 stopped Luo Yunjin who was about to leave and said, "Sister, there are eleven episodes of 'Crazy Zombies'. Why are you leaving so early?"
Luo Yunjin's pupils were filled with shock, "Eleven parts!!???" Her vision went dark.
This time he pulled his arm free and ran away with the cat and the pig without looking back.
After Luo Yuanting knew that Luo Yunjin had left early, he specifically asked the on-site staff of the cinema.
The staff member was excited. "Oh, I know that girl you're talking about. She was so moved by the movie. Her eyes were wide and filled with tears every time she watched it. Maybe she left early because she was so moved by the movie."
Luo Yunjin returned to the villa and wiped away the tears that flowed from yawning.
The kitten transformed into a human-shaped Lin Xi and held the girl in his arms. "It's okay. We won't go there anymore."
"It's so scary. Why is Sleeping Beauty with the witch? The fairy is also with the witch. This is not right!" Luo Yunjin was still in deep self-doubt, and his three views were shattered.
Lin Xi rubbed the girl's hair, and curled the corners of his mouth slightly, "Don't go there anymore, just stay at home."
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The "Crazy Zombie" series of small theater films became inexplicably popular and became a household name in the entire small town of Ye Chao, and was even widely circulated in surrounding bases.
According to the latest news from Ye Chao Xiaocheng Film and Television Company, "Crazy Zombies" will launch a new series in a month.
The above is reported by Ye Chao Xiaocheng Radio Station 1438.
The woman in red in front of the window turned off the radio expressionlessly and sneered.
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Lin Xi held the girl in his arms, sat on the roof of the villa, and looked at the dark sky.
The girl said sleepily: "You little kitty, what else can you do? Can you escape from my palm? You can't, hehe. Kittens like you are born to be eaten by me!"
Lin Xi leaned close to the girl's ear and whispered softly: Then eat me quickly~
(End of this chapter)
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