Chapter 18 How come you eat poop, kid?



Chapter 18 How come you eat poop, kid?

"Meow? (Of course)" The big cat sharpened its claws.

Seeing the cat tilting its head and pretending to be stupid, Luo Yunjin rubbed its fat cat face.

"Isn't it time for you to take a bath?" Luo Yunjin frowned when he saw the cat was covered in dirt.

When it gets smaller, give it a hot bath and the smell of baby powder will be gone.

The accommodation in this RV is much better than that in the base. As long as there is gas, there is electricity.

Luo Yunjin planned to find an RV for himself after leaving the base with the kitten.

With the kitten guarding her at night, she slept soundly in the back car. The next morning, when she got out of the car to cook instant noodles, she petted the cat and spent some time with it.

Lin Xi turned into a human on the girl's legs.

The sudden weight almost crushed Luo Yunjin, but when he turned around, he could see the handsome face of the young man.

Lin Xi supported himself on the RV with one hand to prevent the girl from falling, and put his other hand around her slender waist.

The two of them were very close.

Cough cough.

Zhou Gan, who was parking his car not far away, saw this scene and almost choked on his saliva.

He ran over and looked around, "Where's the kitten?"

Lin Xi stood up carefully, helped the girl sit steadily, and swept his cold eyes over Zhou Gan who was about to peek into the RV.

"Go away."

Zhou Gan didn't see the kitten, but saw the thin man with his own aura. He bit his lip and asked, "Where did you put the kitten?"

If looks could torture people, Luo Yunjin and Lin Xi would have been cut into pieces.

Zhou Gan felt extremely resentful, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. He no longer expected to hug the kitten, and just looking at it was enough for him.

Luo Yunjin didn't want to talk too much with a stranger, and Lin Xi's time to transform into a human was limited, and she still had a lot of things to do.

"It's none of your business. Go away. I still haven't settled the score with you for yesterday's stinky yogurt." Luo Yunjin glared at him unhappily.

"Da me, I want to see the little kitten, just one look, please." The dog Zhou Gan was thinking about the cute and delicate little kitten.

Ni Baba quickly came over and dragged the man away. It was obvious that the two men did not get along, but Shazi Zhou insisted on going up to them and seeking his death.

"I'm sorry, he's in the late stage of mental disability. Don't bother with him. We're leaving now." Ni Baba dragged Zhou Gan away.

They didn't even take the motorcycle, they just tied him up and put him in the car and drove to the base.

Lin Xi started the RV.

Luo Yunjin leaned against the edge of the car window and looked at Lin Xi's profile.

He was driving seriously, his slender fingers resting on the steering wheel.

A few tufts of aho-man hair destroyed his original ruffian look, adding a bit of cuteness to his appearance.

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you, you're so pretty."

"You look good too."

"Thank you. I know."

"We've finished eating the dried fish. Would you like some shrimp-flavored potato chips?" Luo Yunjin tore open a bag of potato chips wrapped in blue paper, and a faint seafood aroma wafted out.

"No, I'm going to speed up, please fasten your seat belt." Lin Xi said calmly, but when he saw the piece of potato chips handed to him by the snow-white little hand, he still honestly took it in his mouth.

Suddenly, the RV stepped over a rock and the wheels slipped.

Before Luo Yunjin had time to fasten his seat belt, he felt a little unstable and the next second he fell on Lin Xi's legs due to inertia.

Lin Xi was stiff.

Luo Yunjin took the opportunity to pinch his belly.

The kitten's belly is soft, feels great to the touch, and is easy to suck.

But Lin Xi's stomach was hard, his six abdominal muscles could be clearly felt, and there seemed to be a dimple on his waist. His long legs were wrapped in slender black pants, and his pelvis was an inverted triangle.

She looks very thin, but I didn’t expect her figure to be so well-proportioned and very attractive.

Luo Yunjin thought silently in his heart, and stretched out his claws to touch his abdominal muscles.

"The needle doesn't poke," Luo Yunjin sighed, still maintaining the strange posture of lying on the man's legs.

Lin Xi almost hit the curb while driving.

The tips of his ears turned red, and he wanted to pull the girl's arm with his left hand, but he hesitated. "Get up quickly."

The four words were hoarse but with a sexy magnetic tone.

My ears are pregnant!!

Luo Yunjin raised her little face, "Can you, can you say it again?"

"You, quickly, get up!" Lin Xi said word by word, with veins bulging on the back of his hand.

Luo Yunjin touched his abdominal muscles again reluctantly, then stood up and saw Lin Xi's red ears.

She reached out her cold little hand and squeezed it.

Lin Xi's cat-like body trembled.

Paji Paji's ears are pointed and very easy to rub. I can't help but get addicted to rubbing their tips.

{Congratulations to the host for achieving 438 points of Master Favorability, and receiving a gold coin as a reward. Current account balance: 4 gold coins, 2 copper coins.}

At the same time, Luo Yunjin also received information from the game system.

[Congratulations to the player for reaching 521 points of intimacy with their pet. This activates a random intimacy quest: Please get a kiss from your pet within three minutes. Success will reward you with two gold coins. Failure will reward you with a stinking durian (a stinking durian that will leave a lasting stench for ten miles).]

Luo Yunjin stared at the system barrage passing by in front of her with some confusion, and then glanced at the diamond-shaped thin lips of the man next to her.

I asked myself: This kiss can be given anywhere, right?

You know.jpg

As time passed, the choice was between two gold coins and a stinky durian.

She chose stinky durian!

Is durian not delicious? The stinkier it is, the more delicious it tastes.

What can gold coins do?

You can only buy a litter box for the kitten!

Seeing the girl next to him looking at him with worry and surprise, Lin Xi's scalp tingled.

"You can speak directly if you want to."

Another sexy and magnetic voice.

Luo Yunjin stared at his slightly shiny lips and asked for the first time, "As a pet, you must have the consciousness of a pet. There is dust on my face, kiss it."

Kittens usually kiss the things they like and clean them up. As their perfect owner, Luo Yunjin felt that this request was not excessive.

"ah?"

"I say."

[Ding Dong, unfortunately, time is up, mission failed, reward is a pile of stinky durian.]

The next second, a piece of golden durian appeared in the palm of Luo Yunjin's right hand.

A strange stench spread throughout the small RV.

Luo Yunjin first took a few glances at the durian to make sure it was not rotten, and also confirmed that the stinky smell was the fruity aroma of authentic durian.

Carefully took the lump of gold and started eating it.

Lin Xi's pupils dilated slightly. What is she eating!!!

Luo Yunjin broke off half of the bitten durian in his hand and handed it to Lin Xi, "Here, eat it, it tastes good."

Lin Xi turned his head away with difficulty, "I don't want to eat, eat, shi."

"What did you say? This is a durian! See? There's even a core inside. It's super delicious!"

Lin Xi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the golden mass was indeed mixed with black fruit cores.

"No need, kittens don't eat durian." He exhaled and silently opened the car window a little to let in some air.

"Ah? That's a pity. It just so happens that I don't have enough to eat." Luo Yunjin finished eating the remaining durian and took a sip of the honey and wolfberry water in the thermos.

It’s so delicious. I hope there will be more random tasks like this. Durian is so delicious.

Beep beep, is there a cute little duck catching insects?

——

The kitten watched in horror as the girl ate a lump of gold without changing her expression.

The girl handed over a lump of gold in her hand: Do you want to eat it?

The little kitten is running away: Meow!!!

(End of this chapter)

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