Chapter 333 I am the troublemaker
Luo Yunjin glanced coldly at the blood stuck on the vines, feeling a little disgusted.
Wu Jun was so absorbed in his dream that he even forgot that he was still tied to the vines. He was in a daze, with sweat pouring down his face like heavy rain, and his cheeks were flushed.
He felt like he was in love again!
Lin Xi frowned slightly when he saw his malicious grin.
"Beautiful lady, I don't know your name..."
Before he could finish, Luo Yunjin threw the vines away.
Wu Jun fell heavily to the ground, face down, his face scratched by many small stones, but he didn't care at all, his mind was all on Luo Yunjin.
As a flower maniac, Wu Jun can't move his feet when he sees a beautiful woman. Before, Yao Mier also occupied a place in his heart because of her beauty.
He had seen many beauties, but it was rare to find one as fresh and refined as Luo Yunjin, even before the end of the world.
I didn't expect there would be such zombies in this mountain range.
Wu Jun had already regarded Luo Yunjin as a high-level zombie on the mountain. In his opinion, it was impossible for a human to be so beautiful. Even the male zombie standing next to her was particularly handsome.
The Zombie King ordered the other zombies to stop attacking. Now the remaining psychics were exhausted. Even with the help of Stardust, they were unable to release their psychics and had no killing power against the zombies.
Luo Yunjin took out two recovery fruits and asked the cannon fodder psychic to take them, chop them up and soak them in water, and then let each of the psychics drink a sip.
Out of a team of more than a thousand people, only fifty or so were left, with heavy casualties.
After they regained their composure, they all looked at the infatuated Wu Jun at the foot of the mountain with great anger, gritting their teeth in hatred.
So many brothers died today because of this man, and they might even be buried in the sea of fire.
It was humans who sent them to death, but it was zombies who saved them.
It's such a huge irony.
Wu Jun didn't care what these psychics thought. He stood up gracefully and wiped the blood off his face with his sleeve. "Beautiful Miss Zombie, thank you so much for saving me. I'm not sure if I'm lucky enough to know your name, but I want to express my sincere gratitude."
Luo Yunjin didn't want to pay attention to him, so he turned around and started rubbing the little white bear.
The Zombie King directly condensed a palm-shaped flame and gave Wu Jun a large pen bag.
"You people are greedy and selfish. The zombies in our mountain have never hurt anyone. If you hadn't offended us so often, we wouldn't have blocked Jincheng. We can obviously trade with each other and benefit each other, but you are greedy." The Zombie King sneered fiercely.
"Yes, yes, I get it. You're right." Wu Jun stood on tiptoe, trying to see Luo Yunjin. A red slap mark on his left cheek was very conspicuous, but he didn't care at all.
Lin Xi couldn't stand his gaze, so he also imitated the Zombie King, using lightning to condense a palm and swung a big brush over.
Symmetrical.
Thunder and fire.
He didn't feel much just now, but now that he came to his senses, Wu Jun watched his cheeks rapidly become red and swollen, and it was very painful, as if he had a pig's head.
He couldn't help but scream out in surprise. The burning pain increased several times after he recovered, and it was extremely painful.
"You, you are bullying me!" Wu Jun was in so much pain that tears were about to come out.
The Zombie King snorted coldly, not bothering to waste time talking to them. "I'll spare you this time, but from now on, you must take a detour when you see the Four Corners Mountains. If I find out again that you're trying to harm the zombies and mutant animals on our mountain, I don't mind destroying the entire Yingli base!"
After saying that, he waved his hand and blew away the group of people below and the cars not far away with his wind power, without caring whether they would fall to their deaths from the sky.
There were no casualties among zombies and mutant animals on their side, except for a few zombies that were hit by tranquilizer bullets and might be unconscious for a few hours.
"Since the transaction has been completed, let's go." Luo Yunjin put down the little white bear and prepared to drive the car. It was also time for a nap, and she wanted to have a beauty sleep.
"We've just met, and you're leaving?" The Zombie King said in disbelief. "How could our relationship be so fragile?"
"Feelings?" Lin Xi frowned, his tone slightly cold.
Li Xiaocai quickly switched sides, "Master Zombie King means that he wants to keep you here to entertain you. After all, it's been a while since we last met, and I haven't seen you in a long time either. Anyway, it's safe in the mountains now, so why don't you stay a few more days? The environment here is great."
The Zombie King gave Li Xiaocai an approving look.
Luo Yunjin yawned, "But I'm sleepy."
She released the RV.
"Let's go back and rest for a while. Come and call us when you've prepared dinner. Thank you." Luo Yunjin pulled Lin Xi into the car.
When the Zombie King saw the two of them being so inseparable, he felt an indescribable sense of loneliness and emptiness in his heart.
Why couldn't she just turn around and look at him?
"Don't worry, Lord Zombie King. Women all like powerful men. You must be more introverted and don't look as heroic as Brother Lin. You can show off your arrogance appropriately to make yourself look more impressive." Li Xiaocai offered advice.
"I think what you said makes sense. So in your mind I have always been an introverted man? Am I not more handsome than that pretty boy? I am also strong, with eight-pack abs and fair skin." The Zombie King narrowed his eyes dangerously.
Luo Yunjin deliberately pulled Lin Xi into the car. The reason she chose to stay as Li Xiaocai said was because she found that the zombies here seemed unexpectedly peaceful.
The zombies in H City were the same before. They were peaceful and didn’t eat humans. They were all very kind.
But they all have one thing in common, the Zombie King is nearby.
It seems that where the Zombie King is present, these zombies are particularly humane and stable.
Although she had also seen the Zombie King forcibly take away the crystal core from the zombie's brain in order to please her.
But the other party does seem to have a magical ability to convince zombies, otherwise he would have encountered many seventh- and eighth-level zombies later. They are never like the Zombie King. The zombies seem to have a natural dependence on it.
It turns out that calling him the Zombie King makes sense.
In the original book, the Zombie King is the leader of all zombies on Blue Star. His superpowers vary from time to time, but he has absolute say among the zombies. Later, he even makes peace with Li Heng, and humans and zombies reach an agreement on friendly coexistence.
The Zombie King is a character of varying importance in the original book, serving as a lubricant.
There are fewer and fewer zombies on Blue Planet now. The ones that survive are all high-level zombies, and many of them can perfectly disguise themselves as humans.
Artificial zombies have never appeared in the original book. The mysterious sky city and those flying artificial zombies are likely to be a big conspiracy.
Since the Zombie King was the last character to survive in the original book, maybe we can pull him into our camp.
Anyway, Li Heng is also in Stone Mountain now.
Most of the plot of the original book has been changed.
In the car, two cats were lying on their bellies and sleeping soundly, while little Axun was sitting on the sofa poking the cats' bellies for fun.
When he saw Luo Yunjin, he quickly stretched out his little hands for a hug.
In Axun's eyes, mommy smells sweet and daddy is hard.
Luo Yunjin smelled the baby and found that he smelled a little bit.
She quickly asked Lin Xi to carry her to the bathroom to take a bath. She prepared baby powder and asked her to wipe the baby's skin after washing to prevent prickly heat.
She took out the fried yogurt maker from the refrigerator and prepared to make two batches of fried yogurt.
As soon as she unscrewed the cap of the yogurt bottle, the little tabby cat woke up with a start, sniffed, then arched to her feet and rubbed her ankles very seductively, like a seductive concubine seducing the emperor.
The little leopard cat also smelled the yogurt and woke up in shock.
The two cats rubbed Luo Yunjin's left and right ankles respectively.
It was clear that before, Xiao Axun pulled the soft fur on their bellies and the sizzling sound made by opening the refrigerator freezer door did not wake them up, but as soon as they smelled food, they started running without stopping.
Luo Yunjin poured some yogurt into their small bowls.
Most cats are lactose intolerant, but her cat is not picky about food and eats everything, especially dairy products.
The two cats made pig-like grunting sounds while drinking milk.
The fried yogurt was filled with some chopped mango and strawberry, which was sweet and sour.
I just stayed in the sun, so I'm going to eat something cold now. I'll take a nap later and put on a facial mask to replenish water.
In fact, it’s a good idea to drink some tomato juice at this time. There are two large bottles of tomato juice in the refrigerator.
However, you may feel hungry after eating it, and tomato juice will stimulate the secretion of gastric acid, which can easily cause constipation.
Add a little bit of the honey that Xisuiji Tian Xiaomi gave me before to the tomato juice to help with bowel movements.
After taking a bath, Xun becomes a sweet-smelling baby again.
He sat on the sofa, ready to twist the two cats.
Luo Yunjin quickly carried him to the bed, "The cat hasn't had a bath for a long time, and it stinks. Good boy, don't touch a smelly cat."
Ah Xun blinked in confusion.
Little·Stinky·Tabby:?
Little·Stinky·Ocelot:?
The cat's fur suddenly exploded.
"Meh! (I clean myself every day! Smell it, I even sprayed orange perfume this morning, I smell so good! I smell so good!)"
"miu! (I'm not, I didn't! I just took a shower yesterday...)"
"No wonder I was wondering why the orange perfume on my bedside table was decreasing every day. It turns out you were using it secretly!" Luo Yunjin narrowed his eyes dangerously and tried to lift the soft flesh on the back of the tabby cat's neck, but couldn't lift it up at once.
This cat weighs at least twenty kilograms.
"Mee mee mee! (I just want to be fragrant...)"
Luo Yunjin smelled the cat and found that the perfume was not applied evenly. All four of its paws smelled stinky, its belly smelled of orange, its tail was stinky, and the cat's face was mixed with various smells.
The mouth is a little yellow.
Lin Xi had just washed his hands and went out when he saw Luo Yunjin smelling the cat.
Lin Xi:?
He snatched the tabby cat away.
Fly away.
The tabby cat drew a beautiful parabola in the air and finally landed accurately on the leopard cat, with the two cats stacked on top of each other.
The leopard cat was almost killed by the fat tabby cat.
Xun saw the cat's expression and clapped with a smile.
Lin Xi turned into a little kitten, walked to Luo Yunjin, put her hand, which had not been completely put down yet, on his back, and signaled her with his eyes to smell him.
"Meow! (Smell me, I smell good!)"
Luo Yunjin: ...
What should I do if my cat at home wants me to smell it?
Luo Yunjin actually refused in her heart. Lin Xi had just come back from outside, and he must be sweaty now, and there would be a little sweat smell.
But after grabbing the cat's soft back, she still sniffed the cat's head, and it smelled faintly of mint.
This reminded her of the catnip she had hidden at the bottom of her box.
She had collected a lot of catnip candies before and put them casually in the space.
Luo Yunjin took out the catnip with malicious intentions and placed it on the tip of the kitten's nose.
Catnip is a fatal temptation for cats.
The little kitten was immediately addicted and rolled around with its cheek rubbing against the catnip ball.
Lin Xi was completely out of control at this time. He was extremely anxious, but the smell of catnip was really good!
The little tabby cat and the little leopard cat also came over and looked at it eagerly.
Luo Yunjin took out another wooden comb and fiddled with the teeth.
A sizzling sound was heard.
The cat, who was rubbing the catnip ball, paused for a moment, then opened its mouth and vomited.
The leopard cat and the tabby cat also vomited at the same time and flew away quickly.
Luo Yunjin threw two cucumbers towards where they were running away.
The two cats seemed to have seen something incredible and flew up in fright, their jumping ability amazing.
The tabby cat's plump flesh shook twice in the air.
It turns out these are all true!
Luo Yunjin found it very interesting and continued to fiddle with the comb teeth.
The kitten vomited several times.
The girl was jumping wildly on the edge of death.
A slender hand held her restless little hand.
"You are not a good boy." Lin Xi's voice was extremely hoarse, his face was a little flushed, his ears were red, and he looked very sore.
Luo Yunjin subconsciously fiddled with the comb teeth a few times.
Lin Xi vomited reflexively.
"Haha, it turns out that you will also be affected when you maintain your human form." Luo Yunjin laughed.
Lin Xi's eyes gradually became serious. If the child hadn't been there, he would have executed him on the spot.
Luo Yunjin knew that he didn't dare to do anything rash, so he continued.
She took out a big durian.
A wonderful scent lingered between the two of them.
Even the tabby cats and leopard cats that fled far away raised their paws to cover their noses, looking extremely terrified.
Luo Yunjin broke open the durian.
Lin Xi just frowned, without much reaction. Without changing his expression, he took a durian from the girl's hand and took a small sip. "It tastes good, ripe."
The smellier the durian, the more delicious it tastes.
Luo Yunjin originally thought that Lin Xi couldn't stand the smell. After all, the little tabby cat next to him had already started digging the soil with his claws.
This is an act of burying the stinky stuff.
Each segment of this durian is full, sweet and soft.
"You've been a little naughty today. I'm going to punish you." Lin Xi kissed the girl and took away her durian.
Having lost the durian, Luo Yunjin bit into it in vain.
Seeing the man puffing out his cheeks, he angrily poked his face.
The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Little Axun next to him stared at him seriously.
The whole car smells like a sweet smell.
Outside the RV, the Zombie King was directing the zombies and mutant animals to build a large tent as quickly as possible.
He also found a lot of water zombies and asked them to release water together and pour it on the tent like rain, creating a hazy beauty.
Li Xiaocai couldn't understand his behavior.
Maybe this is the unique aesthetic and romance of old zombies?
The Zombie King found a big box, which he had saved on the plane before leaving H City. It was full of various gadgets, including a lot of jewelry. He had originally planned to give it to Luo Yunjin as a gift, but he never had the chance.
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