Chapter 224 I am just a little trash
Most jams are made from broken fruits. Add some sugar and mix well. They can also be used to soak in water. Bayberry jam and hawthorn jam have a laxative effect.
The little tabby has been suffering from indigestion and constipation recently. After drinking a spoonful of drink made with hawthorn jam, his stomach and intestines quickly became unblocked, which is extremely effective.
"Mee mee mee (I feel my skin has gotten better after drinking a cup of hawthorn water every day.)" The little tabby stretched out his little paws and rubbed his cat face.
The little leopard cat next to it had an envious look on its face. It couldn't eat sour food, otherwise it would have diarrhea.
Its fur has been dry and prickly lately, and feels unpleasant to the touch. The fur on its face has exploded like a small hedgehog.
"Mimi (Is there any sweet jam that is also good for constipation?)" The little leopard cat has recently fallen in love with the cat litter boxes of various materials at home, especially the golden litter box placed in Luo Yunjin's room, which is its favorite.
But the kitten was watched too closely, so it had to settle for the second best and choose a Shagang cat litter box.
"There is honey. Honey water is also very suitable for bowel movements." Luo Yunjin took out a jar of honey from the cabinet and made a cup for the little leopard cat.
Honey water is not as delicious as the one made with jam, it is too sweet.
The leopard cat took a sip and felt a burning sensation in his throat.
It stuck out its tongue, meowed several times, then pushed the bowl aside and refused to drink.
Leopard cats are a bit picky about food. They can't eat anything with a strong flavor, neither too sour nor too sweet.
If you eat something you don’t like, you will have diarrhea.
Very strange physique.
However, as the cat has grown up recently, she can already understand the calls of ocelots.
"By the way, the person in charge of the acrobatic troupe hasn't sent us any specific information today. Should we clear out the flower garden near the orchard? If we want to hold a banquet, this place won't be big enough." Chen Yueliang suggested.
The flower bed is actually formed by wild flowers growing out of many weeds. They do not deliberately deal with them. Sometimes when they encounter some flower seeds, they will also plant them nearby.
"We need to clean it up and build a small pavilion. We can also clear the weeds around the flower beds and expand the area of the orchard." Luo Yunjin agreed.
Just like the small courtyard outside the villa, grape vines cling to stone poles to form a simple hollow open-air pavilion, with a wooden table and chairs placed in the middle, where you can play mahjong.
The cats at home are out taking care of the yard. The weeds and wild flowers in the yard are growing unusually lush. A vase containing a fresh bouquet of flowers is placed on the wooden table.
It looks poetic and picturesque.
That evening, someone from the acrobatic troupe came to inform the time of the banquet and said that they would come to set up the venue the day before the banquet and would not interfere with the cat cafe's daily operations.
"So, what's the exact time for the banquet?"
"We will inform you of the time the day before. Due to the current weather conditions, many members of our acrobatic troupe cannot gather together in full." The person sent by the acrobatic troupe to negotiate was a new face, who spoke with a smile.
"That's okay too."
There were a total of two hundred people from the acrobatic troupe participating in the banquet. Most of the people on the list were high-level psychics who had just arrived in H City, and there were also many familiar faces from the small town of Ye Chao.
Xuan Hongyan, Xiao Choujue and others were also among them.
It was a relatively large banquet, and the ingredients in the list were all measured in tons.
The acrobatic troupe even spent a huge amount of money to order a thousand kilograms of fruit and a hundred cans of fruit wine from Luo Yunjin at one time.
Luo Yunjin's purse was suddenly filled with money.
Such big customers are very straightforward and don't care about the price difference. They agree to all requests.
On the one hand, holding this kind of banquet will increase the popularity of the acrobatic troupe, and on the other hand, it will enhance the overall cohesion of everyone.
It seems that the acrobatic troupe has suffered a lot of losses, but in fact it has won the hearts of all high-level psychics.
This kind of favorability is more useful than crystal core.
"I saw the area of the venue you need. Our place may not be big enough. With more than 200 people, transporting tableware, tables and chairs may be a big problem." Luo Yunjin raised his doubts.
"We have psychics who can provide the materials for the production, and all the tools will be recycled afterwards, so it won't have any adverse effects on your environment."
Luo Yunjin then nodded in satisfaction.
This acrobatic troupe is quite good.
Three days passed uneventfully. The cat cafe was open for business as usual and all the cats had to clock in as required.
They all have to strictly restrain themselves according to the requirements of being a qualified working cat.
Lin Xi has been ignored by Luo Yunjin for three days, but he has no complaints. He still behaves like a well-behaved cat, staying by her side all day, afraid that he will disappear.
On the day when the third group of guests left, the cats in the cat cafe suffered from collective diarrhea.
The reason was that I ate expired dried fish in a bag as a snack at noon.
Although this dried fish is still within its last month of shelf life, the meat inside is no longer suitable for consumption. Cats are unaware of this and, after eating expired dried fish, the litter boxes placed randomly in the house are now overcrowded.
The kitten also ate a small bag of expired dried fish at noon. Its face was now pale blue, its fur was stuck to its skin, its tail was tucked between its legs, and its lips were pursed.
Luo Yunjin discovered that except for the golden litter box in the room, all other litter boxes were occupied.
"Go to the toilet. I won't despise you. The litter box is there for people to use. It's normal for cats to poop." Luo Yunjin whispered in the cat's ear.
The little kitten was very ashamed and angry at this time, and it slowly turned into a human.
Still holding his ground, he didn't use the litter box and flushed the bathroom.
Luo Yunjin stood by and drew the incident of cats suffering from collective diarrhea into the cat comic strip.
The cats at home have all kinds of strange squatting postures, especially the little leopard cat. Because it is so small, its tail will fall down uncontrollably when it squats.
My poop is already loose, and my tail often touches the ground.
The little tabby cat usually looks unkempt, but it is actually a clean little cat. As soon as it smells the poop of the little leopard cat, it will jump high.
The chubby body has become extremely sensitive at this time, and it now looks disgusted when it sees the little leopard cat.
"Mee-mee-mee! (Dirty cat, stay away from me!)"
The little leopard cat felt very aggrieved. In this family, it was closest to the little tabby cat.
"Mimi~ (I'll give you half of the dried fish from now on. Please don't ignore me, 嘤嘤嘤~)"
The little tabby raised his ears and didn't care. As a pampered little kitten, would he be tempted by a few bags of dried fish?
Of course it will be tempted!
"Mee-mee! (You said it, don't regret it! Okay, you can go take a shower now, there's some ole-gee on your tail.)"
The little leopard cat was trembling, and it didn't dare to let its tail drop, for fear that it would touch the ground or scratch other places. The whole cat became very sensitive.
This incident almost affected its life.
Decades later, whenever Ocelot recalled this scene, he could dig out a Barbie castle with his toes.
Because all the cats at home had diarrhea, there were no cats in the cat cafe in the afternoon.
Luo Jinbei had no choice but to play the role of a cat doll. He was forced to put on a dusty cat puppet suit and play the role of a lucky cat pet in the house for an entire afternoon.
All the guests were very happy that day.
Because this ragdoll cat couldn't hold up the clothes on his body, and the clothes were very old, his ears, tail and claws would fall off from time to time.
Luo Jinbei always needs to be busy putting on his clothes again.
Chen Yueliang was heartbroken, but her body was too thin to support the cat doll costume.
"Brother, you played the cat role very well today. I think you are very suitable for the role." Guest A patted Luo Jinbei's shoulder before leaving.
"I also think that you are cuter than those useless cats that can only be admired." Guest B expressed his extreme admiration for Luo Jinbei.
"Where did you find this set of cat stuffed dolls? I want to buy one too. It's pretty." Customer C's attention was all on the stuffed doll set.
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Luo Jinbei, who received a lot of praise, was not very happy. He didn't want to wear a cat puppet suit anymore. It was really difficult to be a cat.
For a moment, he began to understand the suffering of the cats at home.
Suddenly I felt that it is not easy for them. I originally thought that all they needed to do every day was eat, drink and sleep, but I didn’t expect that even a sleeping posture needs to be carefully designed.
If the cat sleeps on its stomach and its tail tilts too much, its butt will be exposed.
Sleeping with your paws kicked up can easily lead to spondylosis.
Lying on its back for a long time with its mouth open unconsciously is something that an ordinary cat cannot do. It is easy for it to eat small insects or something like that. It is scary to think about it.
The worst thing is that you have to act cute all the time.
It is obviously a handsome big fierce cat, but it has to become a cute little cat that can only be used for viewing. It is such a waste of talent.
All of a sudden, all the cats in the house received Luo Jinbei's deep sympathy.
Only the little tabby is confused here, because he lives a very idle life every day. Every day when he goes to the cat cafe to work, he just performs his daily cat self. He doesn't need to act at all.
The salted fish cat is just what it is.
Little Tabby: I am just a little trash. All I do is eat, drink and sleep, but I love my life and every piece of flesh on my body.
Luo Yunjin found herself becoming sleepy these days, and her hair started to fall out in clumps. All these signs made her suspect that she had an incurable disease.
"You are in poor health and need a lot of nourishment." Chen Yueliang said.
Luo Yunjin thought about the possibility. She didn't eat more than others these days, and her appetite was even bigger than before, but she became a little thinner instead.
Although you have lost weight and look better in clothes, your physical weakness can be seen from your face. If your health gets worse even if you get enough sleep and nutrition, it indicates some kind of disease.
Luo Yunjin took out a book of medical miscellanies.
After pondering it carefully for a day and comparing various diseases, I finally diagnosed myself with hyperthyroidism.
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The cats and people at home expressed their incomprehension.
"Look, have I lost weight recently?"
The tabby cat nodded.
“Am I short-tempered and easily angered?”
The little ocelot nodded.
"Do I have mood swings? I enjoy eating everything, but I never gain weight."
Chen Yueliang nodded seriously and enviously.
"The symptoms are exactly the same. I definitely have hyperthyroidism!" Luo Yunjin made the final decision.
"Is there a possibility that you are pregnant?" Qi Chi said coldly.
"Ah? That's impossible. Reproductive isolation is no joke." Luo Yunjin said with certainty, "And my hair is falling out in clumps."
Qi Chi expressed doubt.
"So you have to be nicer to me in the future. This disease is difficult to cure. I might die soon. I want to live comfortably for the rest of my life." Luo Xijing Yunjin wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.
The little tabby rubbed her wrist and said, "Mee-mee (I will definitely save the dried fish from now on, otherwise when you die, there will be no dried fish to eat, mee-mee)"
The smile on Luo Yunjin's face faded and he pinched the cat's face.
The little leopard cat shook his head, "Mimi! (If you're gone, will I be the owner of the cat cafe? Then I can have as many dried fish as I want.)"
Luo Yunjin also pinched the little leopard cat's chin.
These two cats actually want to take over the job, good job!
What a great son you are to your mother!
Regarding whether the girl had hyperthyroidism, Lin Xi did not make any comments throughout the whole process. His eyes were sometimes gentle, sometimes dull, and sometimes surprised.
Pei Chuan stretched out his hand and waved it in front of the other person. "Hey!"
Lin Xi looked at him slowly.
Sweeping at him with such indifferent eyes, Pei Chuan suppressed what he wanted to say.
Luo Xijing Yunjin was in a bad mood and decided not to cook for herself for the next few days.
The cats and people in the house take turns cooking.
Their cooking skills have improved imperceptibly, except for Lin Xi.
Lin Xi is still an idiot in cooking. He is not suitable for the kitchen and is more suitable for toxicology research.
It's amazing that he can turn any normal dish into a dark dish with extremely high toxic content.
No other cat can eat this "delicacy" except the tabby cat.
The little tabby hiding in the corner burst into tears: Actually, I don’t like to eat it either, I was forced!
Its stomach protested all the time.
"By the way, who cooked the shredded potatoes today? They're not cooked enough and a little undercooked. Fry them again." Luo Yunjin took the plate away.
Pei Chuan silently moved his failed work away.
"And this stir-fried broccoli dish, don't you think it's a bit bland? You could add some pepper and salt."
Chen Yueliang moved her masterpiece away.
"The tomato soup is too sour. I know there's no lard now, so it won't taste good. Can't you guys be a bit more roundabout? I remember the seasoning packet for the mushroom and chicken instant noodles came with oil. You could use that to make the soup. If that doesn't work, you can just use the instant noodle seasoning. This is just tomato juice!"
Qi Chi carefully took the soup bucket away.
"The best thing I made today is this rice. I added fruit corn in it. The rice grains are distinct and the corn kernels are not mashed. The heat is well controlled. Yes, this steamed rice is made by me!" Luo Yunjin mixed some beef sauce into the rice and started today's lunch.
Lin Xi quietly took out the fruit he had made and pushed it in front of Luo Yunjin.
The color combination is weird. The yogurt in the fruit salad has been dyed purple by too many mulberries, which makes it look unappetizing.
Luo Yunjin paused for a moment, and without giving Lin Xi any face, he picked up the spoon and scooped a spoonful.
While everyone looked at him like a warrior, he ate a spoonful of fruit soup.
The wrinkles between Luo Yunjin's eyebrows gradually smoothed out. "This fruit salad is good, sweet and sour, and delicious. What's added to it?"
"I know you like delicious food, so I added some MSG and soy sauce to it. Although the color doesn't look good, it tastes good. I just ate a spoonful myself." Lin Xi said excitedly after receiving the praise.
Luo Yunjin's face gradually turned green.
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The little kitten yawned at you and stretched, its straight body about fifty centimeters long.
Cat Hairy Snake: Meow meow meow~
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