Xiao Yu covered his ears, feeling a splitting headache. Although he heard the demons cursing, he had no intention of paying attention. The fact that he could still sit on the horse was due to his strong self-esteem, otherwise he might have rolled on the ground.
"Boy, you have to hold on. This is a divine seal. If you rashly make a contract with it without a divine blessing, you will definitely suffer backlash."
Xiao Yuo(╥﹏╥)o: Haha, you idiot, why didn’t you say so earlier?
Hulu Ding →_→: I told you before, with your nagging temper, what's your business? How can the owner of my Hulu Ding be an ordinary person? You need to have some divinity to be worthy of being my master.
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"Boom..." A muffled thunder rumbled from the sky, and Xiao Yu felt a surge of palpitations in his heart. Just as this feeling appeared, a huge crack appeared on the crystal ball in his dantian that contained him.
When Xiao Yu saw the hole, he felt a sudden panic in his heart.
The gourd tripod suddenly approached Xiao Yu and circled around him several times. "Boy, why do you look like you're about to break through? Aren't you pregnant? If you break through now, can the baby already forming in your belly withstand the thunder tribulation?"
Xiao Yu: ┭┮﹏┭┮Shit, who did he offend? Wasn’t he just tricked into coming here to watch the fun?
A group of monsters looked at the muffled thunder above their heads, then looked at Xiao Yu, whose expression was ferocious with pain. They thought of something and shuddered in unison, shaking uncontrollably.
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you.
The monsters: ...What should we do? I have an inexplicable feeling that a disaster is about to happen.
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The tiger hesitantly walked to the tree where the monkey was and said, "Roar, monkey, you came up with this idea. Now look at what the director is thinking."
The monkey scratched his head and ears, anxiously saying, "Jiji, can you blame me for this? How do I know he's been suppressing his cultivation?"
"Hmm, I don't know how human males give birth, but I smell a strong scent of reproduction coming from him."
"Jiji, weasel, what did you say?" The monkey was really anxious this time.
"Hiss, hiss, hiss..." The giant python that had been hiding in the water crawled over stealthily. "How about we just go back home? If this matter is exposed to ordinary people, we will be guilty of even more crimes."
"...Roar, let the black horse hurry up, it should be possible."
"Chichi..." the monkey barked at the big yellow dog a few times.
The big yellow dog immediately understood and barked at the pack of dogs: "Woof woof woof..."
The black and white cat also felt the pressure from above its head, and hurriedly meowed to urge the cats to retreat.
Suddenly, the park was filled with the sounds of "woof woof woof" and "meow meow" from cats and dogs.
"What's going on? The wind is so strong?" The onlookers didn't know what was happening and could only stare in amazement at the group of cats and dogs that suddenly became panicked.
"It's thundering, didn't you hear it?"
"Woof woof woof..." A bystander's dog ran over, bit its owner's trouser leg and dragged him out. When its owner saw this, he picked up his short-legged Corgi and said to the others, "Hey guys, it's getting late. I'm leaving first." Then he ran away.
The crowd of onlookers were originally still making a "belief" assessment, but when they saw this situation, they were suddenly startled. Looking at the muffled thunder lingering above their heads, they immediately ran away.
As for their own dog, it had long forgotten its owner and ran away.
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It was at this moment that the beeping sound of the police car came.
The demons hiding in the shade of the trees fell silent upon hearing the sound. They looked like mice trading and hearing a cat approach. Their eyes widened like thieves, and they immediately ignored Xiao Yu. Those who could burrow underground refused to walk on the ground, and those who could fly also refused to walk on the ground.
The python that shivered and crawled onto the shore to seek information one second ago suddenly disappeared back into the lake the next second.
The culprit monkey swooshed back into the treetops and disappeared.
Tigers, brown bears, wild boars...
This group of "black gangsters" looked like they had just successfully "escaped from prison" and didn't want to be locked up again. They ran out at a speed that was completely disproportionate to their size.
The little demons also successfully managed to 'scatter in a hurry'.
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The black horse was also frightened by the sound of the police car. Its body paused stiffly. After sensing that the rabbit and fox under its feet were running very fast, it raised its hooves and jumped out.
The uncles who had just followed the cats, dogs, and crowds of people got out of the police car and felt a gust of wind blowing in their faces. They subconsciously covered their eyes.
It was because of the way they covered their faces with their sleeves that they missed the herds of animals whizzing past.
After the strong wind passed, the uncles lowered their arms and looked around. Apart from feeling that the park in front of them was particularly quiet, there seemed to be nothing else.
"Hey, why did all these cats and dogs go back?" A young uncle turned around and found many cats and dogs taking a bath silently on the road outside the park.
The other uncles followed his gaze and saw that the cats and dogs were running very quietly. If it weren't for the street lights, they would not have been able to notice them at all.
"What bad thing did you do?" an uncle who looked to be about thirty years old asked with a smile.
"There was a gang fight. I was afraid of getting caught."
"Go in and take a look. I've never seen a dog two meters tall."
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The black horse ran fast. If it weren't for the gourd tripod protecting him, Xiao Yu would have fallen to the ground. Fortunately, the journey back to the Monster Management Bureau was relatively smooth.
Even when the dark horse came back, the other monsters had not returned yet.
The gourd tripod emitted a flash of light and threw Xiao Yu onto the playground. What happened next depended on him.
Meanwhile, Zhou Yanzhi, far away abroad, hung up a satellite phone call with a gloomy expression. He flashed out the window and disappeared. A few minutes later, a streak of golden light appeared above Earth's Southern Hemisphere. It orbited the Earth, quickly passing through the Southern Hemisphere and heading towards the Northern Hemisphere.
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