Monkey: "I don't like any sacks. I am a national special protected animal."
"Boss, someone just asked, other people's live broadcast rooms all have performances. Why don't we have any?" Panda glanced at the messages in the live broadcast room and asked Xiao Yu who was still signing with his head down.
Xiao Yu signed quickly and said, "Is there one? I've checked other live broadcast rooms, and there's no such thing."
Panda said to the live broadcast room: "No, our boss said to prepare."
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"You want me to dance? Humph! Impossible. I'm a national treasure. My kind can just sit there and eat bamboo in the zoo and earn a lot of money in a day. I'm working for nothing, and you still want me to dance? Do you think I'm stupid?"
The monkey pushed the panda aside, holding a signed and stamped phone in both hands and said, "Since your master doesn't want to live broadcast, then let's just complete the website task. This is Xiaoyuer's signed phone. Unlike others, Xiaoyuer is a Taoist priest, so his signature uses a talisman design. This talisman has the effect of protecting the house and blessing it for a year. After a year, it only has the effect of protecting the body, and the talisman lasts for a maximum of three years. Oh, by the way, this talisman is only for people. If the phone case is broken, then sorry, it will be useless."
Xiao Yu suddenly stopped signing and looked up. "I don't know if I have any overseas readers. If so, please don't buy from my livestream today. My talisman is only useful within China. It will be gone if you leave the country."
The monkey squinted his eyes and said, "You don't want to sign one less autograph, do you?"
Panda: "Exactly. I heard this live broadcast is for the entire world. You'll be left with no friends if you continue like this."
Xiao Yu said sincerely, "There's nothing I can do for now. If my talismans are also useful abroad, the gods abroad will have objections."
Live broadcast room——
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"Great God, is it really okay for you to fool us like this?"
"I heard from the reader group that Xiaoyuer is very lazy. Besides writing, his favorite thing to do is sleep. This live broadcast was forced to leave the country after the editor's conspiracy."
"I've heard about it too, but I don't know if it's true or not."
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When Monkey saw this message, he immediately said, "I know this. The editor threatened him not to post the article. The editor didn't inform him beforehand. He only found out about the live broadcast three hours before it was scheduled."
Xiao Yu stopped signing and looked at the monkey: ...
Although his full face cannot be seen, readers can almost imagine how someone feels at the moment. Especially when seeing the monkey subconsciously take a few steps back, the screen is filled with heartless laughter.
"Haha, these monkeys and pandas were hired by the editor, right?"
Of course, since it was a live broadcast, it was impossible for the chat to remain harmonious. Soon, someone shouted, "Master, you are a Taoist priest. Are you promoting feudal superstition by openly drawing talismans like this?"
The monkey said coldly, "What's superstitious? Only fake things are superstitious. If you don't like the autograph, you don't have to buy it. It just so happens that someone doesn't want an autograph. As his readers, you should understand his laziness. Besides, I'm just a demon monkey. How dare you call me superstitious?"
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