"Ju, uh, Xiao, the time's up." The live broadcast started when Xiao Yu quickly signed a hundred signatures.
Following the nervous reminder from the 'staff', Xiao Yu looked up, and the first thing he saw was the dark camera. Perhaps because he couldn't see the audience, he surprisingly didn't seem that nervous when facing the live camera.
He even subconsciously took a look at the number of people in the live broadcast room under the live camera.
At first glance, he thought he was seeing things, but he took another closer look and saw the number rapidly growing before his eyes.
Blink...
Xiao Yu counted the numbers in his mind, and then couldn't help but mutter, "Over 10 million? Could it be that Qimingxing.com hired some cyber-trolls?"
The monkey slapped the panda who was counting on his fingers in front of the screen and said coldly, "Of course. Anyway, I don't believe you will have more than ten million readers."
The panda finally finished his finger-rolling and pushed the monkey aside and said, "Wow, Boss, you actually have over ten million readers?"
"Hahaha..." The three idiot hosts hadn't even opened their mouths to greet the readers before the entire screen was filled with all kinds of hahaha.
Across from the live broadcast station, Su Lin, who was in charge of monitoring the live broadcast, was also shocked by the skyrocketing data and harmonious images.
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"Xiao Yuer, say hello to your readers." Su Lin deliberately reminded loudly.
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, then he realized that he hadn't said hello yet.
How do you say hello? Xiao Yu suddenly got stuck.
In the live broadcast room, everyone asked questions when they saw the live broadcaster suddenly stopped moving.
"Is the network disconnected?"
"Hey, why isn't Xiaoyu moving?"
"The monkeys and pandas next to it are still moving."
"Hahaha... I get it, this must be another case of social anxiety."
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“…”
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Panda glanced at the live broadcast screen, then turned to look at Xiao Yu: "Boss, is your social anxiety so serious? I feel like you're very nervous."
The monkey nodded inscrutablely, "It's forbidden for nervous people. You're usually so majestic when you're trying to trick us."
Panda nodded: "That's right."
Xiao Yu looked at the monkey and the panda, and suddenly wanted to throw them out. But he couldn't, because he still had to rely on them to smooth things over.
He took a deep breath and looked at the live camera expressionlessly: "Good evening everyone, I'm Xiaoyuer. I'm very sorry to be wearing a mask to meet you all today. ... It's definitely not that I'm ugly. It's mainly because I'm so good-looking, and I'm afraid you'll fall in love with me through the screen."
Live broadcast room——
“…”
"Shh, that's the taste, that's the taste."
"Just now I suspected that the website had found a stand-in. Judging from the narcissistic tone, it must be me, the great god."
"Of course not. So silly and narcissistic."
"I don't really care what you look like. The main thing is that with this mask, you've proven yourself to be an idiot!"
"That's right, serious, expressionless narcissism. Forget it, I know you're nervous and socially anxious, just continue..."
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Xiao Yu ignored the netizens' teasing and continued, "Also, my network card did work just now."
Live broadcast room——
The live broadcast room was instantly filled with ellipsis because of his words.
It was a long time before anyone spoke.
"...Whatever you say is what it is."
"We were forced to believe this face-saving talk."
"I heard that your editor tricked you into coming here. Let's just cherish every moment we have."
“…”
Xiao Yu: "Let me introduce you. The two people next to me are the mouthpieces I hired today. They are the Iron-eating Panda Spirit and the Gibbon Monkey Spirit. They are not of my kind, so their hearts must be different. If they say anything strange during the live broadcast later, don't believe them."
Live broadcast room——
"My silence is already a vast ocean..."
"Master, did you have plastic surgery recently and can't make expressions anymore?"
"Master, even though you're talking nonsense in a serious tone, it's actually quite funny! Are you trying to make me die of laughter?"
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The panda jumped on the table angrily, pointing at Xiao Yu and saying, "I'm a national treasure. Go out and ask around. Who dares to let me do this job? I've condescended to work for you, and you still say, 'Those who are not of my kind must have different hearts.' Woo woo, my heart, why does it hurt so much!"
The monkey nodded, got a toy golden hoop from somewhere, and folded it in his hand. "I'm playing the Monkey King now. What's with the gibbon? I'm the stone monkey. Also, if you hadn't said you were socially anxious, would we be forced to be your mouthpiece? You're trying to tear down the bridge before you even cross it."
Xiao Yu stared at the monkeys. "Hello everyone, this is the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, and this is the panda spirit, Nezha. I'll be busy signing autographs in a while, so it'll be just the two of them on the livestream."
panda:……
monkey:……
Live broadcast room: ...
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After all, it was an author I liked, and it was the first time I met him. Plus, the editor of the reader group reminded me in advance, so the readers were very tolerant of their own great author.
Especially this live broadcast, which is different from the monotonous visits between authors and readers in other live broadcast rooms.
Live broadcast room——
"Master, are you selling this panda?"
"This monkey looks pretty cute. What kind of sack do you like? I'll go buy one."
“…”
Outside the live broadcast room, Panda didn't know how he saw the message and said arrogantly, "Who are you? You still want to buy me? Can you afford it? Even if you can afford it, the uncles will come to arrest you soon."
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