The twenty-fourth day of the twelfth lunar month.
Four o'clock in the morning. Xiaoyuer's immortal cultivation live broadcast room.
"Fuck, am I in the wrong place?"
"One hundred million?"
"One hundred million..."
“…”
"How can such a person be so?"
"Damn! I thought I was a loyal fan of Xiaoyuer. I'd come even if he was live streaming in the middle of the night. But what's with all these people? Are they all my readers?"
"yes."
"yes……"
"I was squatting last night, but when I woke up, there were already hundreds of millions of people here."
"Fuck, I just want to know, how could there be such people during the Spring Festival Gala?"
"Where is this live broadcast going on? Why is there a stage?"
"I just want to know, can our fish god get up?"
“…”
"Huh? It's starting already?"
"Holy crap, why is he still practicing martial arts? What is this? Can you explain it to me?"
"Army punches. Warm-up exercises."
"Damn, why are there animals here too?"
"tiger?"
"What did I see? A leopard? A fox? A python? A wild boar?"
"Is that a black bear over there?"
“…”
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At 4:10, Xiao Yu walked onto the stage in a full costume, still wearing a mask on his face, but with a different one. This time, the mask had an ancient feel.
Maybe it was the full-face mask that made him feel safer, or maybe it was because he was in a place he was familiar with.
This time, Xiao Yu seemed much more natural.
As he walked onto the stage, the camera shifted over.
"Good morning everyone! I wonder how many of my readers can get up so early! Or maybe they didn't sleep at all last night? Haha, sorry, due to special reasons, this live broadcast will be held in the dead of night in the morning, which is the best effect. Uh, it should be said that it's a cold morning with a biting wind. It's -5 degrees Celsius here. But for everyone who can come today, I wish you all great luck."
“…”
"Before the dance, I'll teach you a Daoyin technique similar to Hua Tuo's Five Animal Exercises. Feel free to follow along if you're interested. I heard there will be people in their sixties, seventies, eighties, or nineties watching this livestream. If you don't have flexible arms and legs, don't try. It's early in the morning, and if you're not careful, I'm just a social animal, like a beast of burden. If anything goes wrong, I can't be held responsible."
Live broadcast room:
"Ha ha……"
“…”
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Xiao Yu stretched his body and continued, "For those who don't want to learn Daoyin techniques, when I dance later, all you need to do is lie down on the bed with your phone beside you, or sit cross-legged on the bed. Actually, the main thing is to be attentive and focused."
“…”
"Okay, time is a bit tight. In fact, if we weren't worried about our young people nowadays, they wouldn't even be able to learn simple guiding techniques. We can start at five o'clock."
Live broadcast room——
"Is this kid relying on the screen? He's not afraid of getting beaten up. With such a mean tone, it must be Xiaoyuer."
"Fuck, this nasty tone, a familiar formula."
"A man who calls the top executives of the Qintian Group beasts, do you think he can keep his mouth shut?"
"Stop talking and learn quickly."
"That's right, don't let him look down on you."
“…”
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Because the guiding technique required precise postures, Xiao Yu first took off his heavy formal coat, revealing his experienced training clothes, and called a few soldiers wearing masks to the stage and stood in different directions to make it easier for everyone to see the movements.
A monkey, a panda, a little fox and three cranes also came onto the stage.
Xiao Yu: "Don't you guys need to join in the fun?"
Monkey: "Who knows if the person on the other side of the network is a human or a ghost? If it is a monkey, I can personally guide it, which can be considered a merit."
The panda nodded: "Yes, our national treasure also needs exercise to stay healthy both physically and mentally."
Fox: "Squeak..."
This time the three cranes didn't say anything, but spread their wings to show that they would not go down either.
Xiao Yu: "What I mean is, this stage is too small, I'm afraid you won't be able to perform well."
Monkey: "It doesn't matter. It's still late." It's impossible for it to not take advantage of this opportunity. After so many times, everyone knows that the closer you get to this guy, the more benefits you get. It would be stupid not to take advantage of this opportunity.
This time, the big devil was organizing a nationwide prayer event, so of course he had to secure a spot in advance.
Speaking of the Great Devil, the monkey lowered his eyes and didn't dare to look in one direction. The Great Devil was clearly not there last night, but now he showed up.
“…”
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Xiao Yu knew exactly what this monkey was thinking, but thinking about how he had recently helped him manage the monsters, and the help he was about to provide, he decided to squeeze in! He would be on stage soon anyway.
Xiao Yu looked at the screen: "I will only teach you three times! Everyone, study hard."
The monkey jumped out and said, "What he means is that he has no patience. His readers had better be smart. There are more than just his readers here today. If the final statistics show that his readers are the worst learners, he will be embarrassed."
"...I didn't say that." Xiao Yu said to the monkey.
Monkey: "But you dare to say that you don't mean that?"
Xiao Yu was silent, then argued, "Daoyin techniques are very simple, anyone can learn them."
Dear readers: -_-||! Okay, we already know how little confidence you have in us.
Xiao Yu: I'd like to, but your opponents are elite soldiers from the major J Districts. What can you use to compete with them?
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The movements of the Daoyin technique are simple, and the main essence is what Xiao Yu said before. The purpose of practicing this Daoyin technique is to calm the mind and concentrate.
As Xiao Yu began to teach, Zhou Yanzhi and several Taoists began to adjust the chess pieces on a sand table in front of them.
There is something hidden behind this adjustment.
At the same time, throughout China, some people who wanted to record this live broadcast were surprised to find that for some reason, they could not record it.
Others came to participate in this live broadcast.
Someone held some mobile phone users hostage and wanted to record and learn.
But they found that this live broadcast was really weird.
When the mobile phone users are using the phone, the phone is working normally, but when it is their turn, the phone immediately starts to have problems such as screen distortion.
"Baga, what's going on?" In the southern part of China, where the islanders gather the most, a man from the island group held a mobile phone signed by Xiao Yu and wanted to learn the guidance technique in the live broadcast room, but he couldn't learn it no matter what.
Some people also tried to watch the live broadcast using mobile phones bought from other live broadcast rooms or physical stores, and the situation was the same.
"Baka, how could this happen? How did they do it?" a Japanese JD said anxiously. He had thought the mission assigned to him would be easy, but in the end, he failed right from the start. "What's the situation over there?"
"It's the same situation as ours, and even when we got people from the southern countries to participate, the situation was the same."
“Damn it…”
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