As soon as Hulu Ding saw the old fox come out, he immediately started to show off his power in the air (Hulu Ding: Damn it, there are many potential customers for it underground, does this old fox want to die? He actually dares to snatch heads from it.).
It was seen spinning its body rapidly, and soon, all the people and monsters saw the majestic Kunlun Mountains, the birth of a fairy vine, and the birth of a purple gold gourd.
"I am the only gourd on the ancient immortal vine, the purple gold gourd. I believe that those of you with even a little bit of heritage should know of my existence. ... I would still deceive you idiots, what do you have that is worth my deception? If my new master didn't insist that I waste my time and medicinal mist to make you see the reality, who would give a damn about you, one by one..."
Xiao Yu: -_-||, can't you just speak nicely? People will think the object resembles its owner!
Taoist Luo looked at the gourd tripod, then at Xiao Yu: So Director Xiao has a bad temper in private?
Zhao Guoxue and others: ...It turns out that few masters have good tempers.
*
"...Do you know where I got these images from? They were all captured from your savior. Is he using you as a charger? Anyone with even a passing knowledge of the human world should know that someone recently stole rare animals from China, right?
How many of those are precious?
Those are all monsters like you.
Open your eyes and take a look at that monster you thought was so powerful. It is covered in karma, the karma left behind by absorbing monster beads and hunting its own kind.
Are you blind?
You little demons from the Demon City are having such a terrible time! The demons from the Imperial Capital are no worse off than you. You've all lost your lives, and you're still foolishly paving the way for them.
Do you know what's on the other side of the door?
It's the void, the vast river of space. Damn it, even a Daluo immortal would surely die if they fell into it, and you actually want to go in? Haha! I've seen stupid people before, but I've never seen anyone as stupid as you.
"Alas, forget it. To let you rest in peace before you die, I will reluctantly show you something good." Hulu Ding said, and the scene changed. This time, it was the scene from the opening day of the Monster Management Bureau.
Although some of the pictures are fake, the real and fake things look very real when put together.
Isn’t the scene of Hu Xiaoyou’s blind date at the end too detailed?
Xiao Yu-_-||: Could it be that this gourd tripod is secretly eating the melon?
Zhao Guoxue: "Real or fake? Did the higher-ups really arrange for someone to go on a blind date with a demon?" As soon as he finished speaking, his famous cousin appeared on the screen, beating his chest and stamping his feet.
The reason was that his dear cousin fell in love with a demon, but because of his promiscuous nature, he had to lose his 'true love'!
"Crap, crap!"
*
"Chiji, I recognize this monster." An old voice suddenly rang out among the monsters, pointing to the Azure Dragon playing in the sky. "It, it actually transformed. After the demise of the dynasty, it actually transformed and waited for the person who would bear the calamity?"
"I know about it, too. It's the Azure Dragon that the last dynasty invited from Kunlun Mountain. In order to secure its position on the dragon vein, it even fought with the dragon of the last dynasty."
"It can't be fake. The people who were destined to face the Azure Dragon's calamity have all transformed into beasts. Is this... is this true?"
"I don't believe it. I don't believe it. How could humans possibly do this for us demons?"
"If I could transform, and humans assigned me a person to take on the calamity, I would have my descendants serve this country for generations."
"I, I like my ex-ex-master. If only I could..."
“…”
"Mee mee!" A black shadow suddenly jumped up. "Gourd Ding, I'm willing to stay, as long as you let me transform into a human and find me a satisfactory person to bear the calamity."
*
"Aren't pandas native to the southwest?" Zhao Guoxue said to the people around him. "How did this one get to East China?"
Li Xinyi, who was from the Li family, pushed him away and said, "There are so many zoos in the Magic City, where is your brain?"
Zhao Guoxue: "That's right. But this one looks so small, could it be a baby in its transformed form? How can we find the person who will bear the calamity? Should we find its parents?"
"You idiot, you're the only one looking for your parents. Your whole family is looking for your parents."
Zhao Guoxue's neck shrank when he was scolded, but he still said seriously: "My parents are still alive, my grandparents are still alive, my great-grandfather and great-grandmother are still alive..."
panda:……
"Ah! I'm so pissed off! Whose bastard let him out by not fastening his belt tightly?"
Zhao Guoxue snorted coldly: "You are a panda, so I won't bother with you for cursing, but I must say that with your vulgarity, you will never find a wife."
Everyone: ...
panda:……
"Damn it, are you really here to mediate? Are you a spy we planted here?"
Just as Zhao Guoxue was about to speak, Li Xinyi beside him covered his mouth with his hand. He said to the panda sheepishly, "Please bear with me, bear with me. There's a reason why this family can live so long. I'm afraid this brain has been exchanged for life with the King of Hell."
panda:……
*
After Zhao Guoxue's disturbance, the tension in the demon tribe immediately subsided. This was not what the fox wanted to see, but it did not dare to show up.
Obviously, the Golden Crow and the Gourd Cauldron above its head put a lot of pressure on it.
But if he does nothing, the group of monsters he has finally gathered together will definitely be fooled by these humans.
The fox looked at the tiger demon and the bear demon that were closest to it. A red light flashed in its eyes, and the tiger demon and the bear demon suddenly flew up and crashed into the black stone gate.
With that speed and posture, if he crashed into it, he would at least get a bloody head if not killed.
The change happened too quickly and unexpectedly.
By the time the monsters discovered something was wrong, it was too late to stop it.
Excitement flashed in the fox's eyes. It wanted to use blood to throw another bucket of dirty water on humans.
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