A breeze blew through the window, causing the white gauze curtains to flutter and change shape.
Ignoring the swaying of the window curtains, Cheng Shuang picked up the small black cardboard box and looked at the bottom. "Ah, it's wet! Did he pee?"
The little black cat meowed innocently, its dark eyes gazing blankly at the young two-legged creature opposite it, as if she were its whole world.
Cheng Shuang cruelly ignored the cat's adorable expression and casually muttered to herself, "Although everything I put up was soaked, since it wasn't touched, then little cat, you're safe and trustworthy, right?"
As if in response, the black cat tilted its head, meowed a few more times, and even struggled to straighten its body, trying to stretch its neck to lick the fingers that were gripping the edge of the cardboard box.
"Do you think you're a puppy?"
As soon as the words were spoken, the little black cat, who was desperately trying to kiss and lick, felt a bump on its forehead, and its body immediately went out of control and it fell backward.
It let out an even louder meow, sounding as pitiful as if it had been beaten.
After meowing several times, the little black cat, who had been lounging like Ge You, secretly opened its eyes, only to see the two-legged creature staring at it expressionlessly. This gave it a chill, and it quickly sat up straight, no longer daring to meow.
Cheng Shuang then revealed a very faint smile, "Good little blackie, good babies will get gifts, and naughty babies will die!"
The little black cat stiffened almost imperceptibly for a moment, then quickly returned to its dazed state, licking its paws. Then, it was held down by a pair of small but cool hands, its neck tightened, and an exaggerated black bow was tied around its neck.
The little black cat immediately cried out pitifully, as if it were being skinned and had its bones dug out, scratching with its four paws in an attempt to tear off the ornament on its neck.
Unfortunately, this is no ordinary bow. Hidden in the knot in the middle are two ghost-suppressing talismans and two evil-suppressing talismans, which are enough to make some vengeful spirits obedient.
Cheng Shuang, as if she hadn't heard the black cat's screams, picked it up and gently stroked its soft fur.
"I told you! Be good! Or you'll die!"
The little black cat instinctively shuddered; the oppressive feeling on its soul made it hard to breathe, but it dared not call out again. After all, the rescue it had been hoping for had not arrived, and it could only rely on itself for now.
The clever little black cat, trying to please the beast boss by licking his fingers, was suddenly caught with its tongue. "You're a mature cat now, you should know not to cause trouble for your master, right?"
The little black cat... had to bow its head under the eaves, "Meow!"
"If that's the case, then you'll definitely go to the bathroom, flush the toilet, and get water for food by yourself, right?"
Little black cat... I might not be a meow, but you definitely aren't human!
"Meow!"
Her dark eyes were filled with tears, and her meows trembled.
"With so many skills, you must also be able to cook, clean, and do laundry, right?"
Little black cat... So you're the devil!
Junxiong, who was stuck at the doorway but couldn't get in for some reason, thought: "Wow, my cat is so capable! I feel like I missed out on a billion dollars!"
Cheng Shuang carried the little black cat out of the bedroom, ignoring Junxiong who was scratching at the door.
Junxiong looked down at his pale skin. It was still the same terrifying look, so why did this human not react at all when it made the classic terrifying pose of looking up at the sky with its mouth open? Did she not notice it?
That's impossible!
Junxiong, unwilling and puzzled, shrank back into the darkness, determined to keep going and scare the human into screaming!
Little black cat: Master, do you still remember the little kitten by Daming Lake?
Cheng Shuang personally showed the black cat around the house, lingering for a while in two places: the kitchen and the bathroom. She also told the cat about the foods she couldn't eat.
Of course, to prevent the little black cat from not knowing how to cook, Cheng Shuang patiently demonstrated it to it. Then she placed it on the stove, turned around and sat at the dining table, smiling and gesturing, "Come on, the test begins! I like Chinese food, so I'll have a simple egg fried rice. Note that I don't accept dishes with cat hair!"
The little black cat was speechless and tried to play dumb. In order to fool the cat, it even imitated all the cute things that its kind, who made a living by being cute, had done.
She tried everything – washing her face, licking her paws, tilting her head, smiling – but the atmosphere grew increasingly tense. The evil two-legged creature at the table remained completely unmoved. She glared at it with narrowed eyes, her fingertips tapping the table, the rhythmic clatter sounding like death knells.
Therefore, the little black cat hardened its heart, closed its eyes tightly, and humiliatingly lowered its noble head to begin... licking 00.
Junxiong, hiding even deeper behind the refrigerator, kept telling himself: This isn't my cat, this isn't my cat, this is definitely not my cat!
Having mentally prepared himself, Junxiong sensed footsteps approaching the refrigerator. He immediately perked up and struck his signature pose of looking up at the sky with his mouth wide open and a blank expression. Then... he met a pair of condescending cat eyes.
They looked at each other, but there was no joy of a cat owner and their feline overlord reuniting; only inexplicable awkwardness.
The worst thing is when the air suddenly goes quiet!
Junxiong silently hid himself in the shadows again, while the black cat, with a plate of eggs on its head, obediently kicked the refrigerator door shut.
"I want two eggs, and every grain of rice must be golden yellow."
The black cat, its evil intentions stirred, opened its mouth and let out a series of cursing meows.
The translation is: 'You think you're acting like you're in "Cooking Master Boy"?! I quit! My master's here to pick me up!'
Junxiong silently moved to the shadows of the bathroom: Hmm, I'll hide here this time. She'll definitely need to use the toilet after she's finished eating! I'll scare her into constipation!
"The rice's in the pot. Here's a bowl; if it's good, I'll share half with you!"
Why did the black cat, who was originally going to throw eggs in revenge, pause and seem a little happy?
No, no, no, it was misled by two-legged creatures. It's a cat, not a little snail chef!
Pah! The cat's talking nonsense out of anger!
Cheng watched as the little black cat grumbled and smacked its lips while cracking eggs, beating egg whites, and scooping rice. Although it was clumsy, it was clear that as a cat spirit that liked to surprise and scare people, its intelligence was far superior to that of an ordinary cat. Having witnessed much of the human world in the shadows, it was not necessarily difficult for it to cook.
Cheng Shuang's gaze fell on the schoolbag on the sofa. The fourth-grade curriculum was too simple; she didn't want to do any homework if they assigned it later...
The little black cat struggled to light the stove, but perhaps out of its natural fear of fire, it suddenly felt a chill run through its body, as if someone was trying to ambush it!
The little black cat shook its head, banishing its sensitive thoughts, and followed the cooking steps it had once secretly observed in the dark, mixing the rice and egg mixture together, adding a little oil, and stir-frying.
The aroma immediately spread, and the little black cat was delighted, thinking, "I'm incredibly smart!"
When the rice was finished being cooked and it was time to plate it, the little black cat was in a dilemma. Should it secretly save a portion for its owner, Junxiong, since it was, after all, its first masterpiece?
Toshio: Idiot!
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