Chapter 03
"You mean, you let the ghost go?"
Fuzuigawa's teeth itched with anger. He took two or three steps forward, grabbed Tomioka Giyuu by the collar, lifted him up, and then asked in a sharp voice: "Have you ever thought about it! What if that ghost eats people?! Why don't you kill it!"
"If that demon eats people, I will commit seppuku," said Tomioka Giyu. "I will guarantee her life with my own."
He didn't just vouch for Nezuko Kamado casually. Yesterday he received a letter from his teacher, saying that he had met Tanjiro Kamado, who was a very diligent and hardworking child. However, Nezuko had fallen into a deep sleep a few days ago. He boldly speculated that it was probably because Nezuko didn't eat people, so she would conserve her energy by sleeping.
"If you want to die, just find a random corner and kill yourself!" Fuzugawa Shimizu gritted his teeth, "Ghosts are no good!"
Having said that, he fiercely pulled down Tomioka Giyu's collar.
"Hmm!" said Rengoku Kyojuro, "This is against the team rules! I suggest that we search for the whereabouts of that demon immediately and kill it immediately!"
Shinobu Kocho: "Ah. I didn't expect Mr. Tomioka to do such a thing. Mr. Tomioka?"
Uzui Tengen: "What about Tomioka?"
Iguro Obane: "What else can we do? Let's commit seppuku."
"Amitābha." Beimingyu Xingming cried, "Although the child is very pitiful, it is only natural to kill the ghost."
Tokito Muichiro was completely confused: Ah...that cloud, its appearance suddenly changed.
"Don't worry yet." Uzumaki Takashi said, "Giyuu and the former Water Pillar have already reported this to me. Although it is difficult to understand, based on the images shown on the big screen, we can know that this pair of siblings should be the variable for us to defeat Muzan Kibutsuji Muzan. In this case, let's observe their performance for the time being. What do you think?"
"My lord," said Fuzugawa Saneya, "Even so, I cannot believe that ghosts do not eat humans. Please allow me to..."
Tomioka Giyu: "Nezuko Kamado suddenly fell into a deep sleep a few days ago."
"Well, let's do this." Ubuyashiki Yoya smiled, "Then let's wait for Nezuko Kamado to wake up, and then we'll ask Shimizu to check if Nezuko eats people."
Fuzukawa Shima was a little unwilling: "Yes."
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【“Hello everyone!” The screen appears, and a man wearing earrings bows 90 degrees to everyone. “I am Tanjiro Kamado! I am the actor who plays Tanjiro Kamado in “My Life as a Demon Slayer”! I am also the protagonist of this movie.”】
Tomioka Giyuu looked at the screen: He really looks like Tanjiro.
Because of what happened yesterday, there was an awkward atmosphere among the nine pillars today. Fuzugawa Saneya was the first to break the awkwardness: "Is this the kid who hid the ghost?"
Iguro Obane said, "The [Uzui] from the day before yesterday and the [Rengoku] from yesterday both look the same as the ones here, so this kid must look like the ones here too."
[“Thank you for your love for me! Thank you again!” [Tanjiro Kamado] lowered his head and looked at the note with the process written on it. “Today’s live broadcast has requirements. First, I have to answer your ten questions.”]
"Hey? Mr. Iguro." Mitsuri Kanroji suddenly thought of something, "Can we ask the higher-ups whether Mizuko has ever eaten anyone?"
"Hmm! That's a good idea, Mitsuri!" said Rengoku Kyojuro.
[“Has Mizuko ever eaten a human?” [Tanjiro Kamado] read the bullet screen that glowed with golden light. “As for whether Mizuko has ever eaten a human in the movie, I can tell you with certainty that he has not.” At this point, he made a joke, “After all, he is the second protagonist. If he had eaten a human, he would not have been able to defeat Mukuro later.”
"As for Mizuko's experience... I'll give you a brief overview."
"Miyazuko was first turned into a demon by Muku. After being spared by Mr. Tomioka, she went to Samagiri Mountain to study with 'me' or 'Tanjiro Kamado'. Because she doesn't eat humans, she fell into a coma."
"The biggest node for Mizuko is the Yuukoku arc. In Yuukoku, because Tanjiro Kamado lost consciousness, Mizuko lost her mind and almost ate people. But later, with the help of Tengen Uzui, she regained her sanity and finally helped Tengen Uzui remove the poison."
"In the Swordsmith Village arc, Mizuko was able to overcome her weakness to sunlight. It was for this reason that Muzan Muzan decided to launch a decisive battle."]
"So Miss Mizuko really didn't eat people?" Shinobu Kocho was a little surprised, "It's incredible."
“It’s really surprising,” Uzui Tengen said, “that I would help her.”
"Has Mizuko finally been able to defeat the sunlight?" Ubuyashiki Takashi's expression was slightly serious. "The decisive battle... is about to begin."
[“Second question, is our relationship similar to the relationship between the characters in the book?” [Tanjiro Kamado] read the bullet screen. He frowned and thought for a moment, “If you want to put it that way… then it’s really not.”
"First of all, I have to say that although we have the same names as the characters in the book, and our personalities are similar, we are still different from the characters in the book."
"For example, although Mr. [Tomioka] in the movie/book has a very... emmmm, confusing personality, in real life, Mr. [Tomioka] and the other eight pillars are very good friends. In real life, Mr. [Tomioka] loves to laugh."】
"I'm going to vomit." Iguro Obanai said exaggeratedly, "Look at what you're talking about. That bastard Tomioka loves to laugh? I really don't understand. We are good friends? This is even more nonsense. That reality is so fake! Impossible, absolutely impossible! I think everything there can't happen here!"
[“But some of the relationships between the characters are correct. For example, Mr. [Iguro] and Ms. [Kanroji] are in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, and they are already preparing to get married.”]
Iguro Obane: …
Iguro Obanai was caught off guard by the slap in the face. His face instantly turned red, and then he exchanged a glance with the blushing Kanroji Mitsuri, and then turned his head away quickly.
"I believe that there are real things in that world." Iguro Obane muttered.
[“The third question is, what are the various characters doing recently? Are you planning to shoot the Spider Mountain arc?” [Tanjiro Kamado] smiled bitterly, “Please let us take a break first.”
"Let's put aside other things. Recently, Mr. [Tomioka] and Mr. [Satsuki] went on a trip together, Ms. [Shinobu] and Ms. [Kanae] were preparing for Kanao's entrance ceremony, and [Muichiro] and [Ichiro] were preparing for exams recently. But I think it should be okay, right? After all, the two of them, especially [Muichiro], are complete geniuses."】
Tomioka Giyuu opened his eyes wide: Is the rabbit still there? That would be a wonderful world...
Shinobu Kocho's smile froze on her face: Sister...
If there were no ghosts in this world, would our world be as beautiful as that one?
When he heard his name, Muichiro looked up. He looked at the screen with some confusion, but heard his name tied to another name called "Ichiro". Ichiro...who is it?
[“The fourth question is what I think of the actors who play demons in Demon Slayer. Is [Douma] really as annoying as he is described in the book?”
[Tanjiro] blinked. "My opinion on actors who play ghosts. First of all, as I said before, reality is different from movies. We should distinguish between reality and books. Everyone in reality is very good, including..." [Tanjiro Kamado] hesitated for a moment, "Mr. [Muku]."
"According to a certain Mr. [Muzan] who did not want to be named, since the movie trailer was released, the security guard at his door has received a lot of rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves."
"As for whether Mr. Douma is really as annoying as described in the book..." Looking at Tanjiro Kamado's expression, he seemed to be at a loss for words, and finally could only give a vague answer, "It's okay. Anyway, when we were filming, it became a regular habit for me to be chased and beaten by Ms. Shinobu with a broom every day."】
Uzui Tengen almost died of laughter: "Hahaha, this group of people is really interesting. They formed a group to throw rotten vegetable leaves and stinky eggs at Muzan Muzan." Although he knew that this Wuzan was not the same as that Wuzan, it did not prevent him from laughing. "Mr. Muzan who doesn't want to reveal his name, hahaha, Tanjiro is really talented!"
The corners of Shinobu Kocho's mouth also curled up.
【“Fifth question, can you please tell me what I think of the tragedy in the book?”】
This question really caught the Demon Slayer Corps' attention. Fuzugawa Shigeya shouted angrily, "He is a bastard!"
Everyone was so distracted that they listened nervously to Tanjiro's answer.
【“First of all, I must admit that the Wu Mo in the book is the beginning of all tragedies. He created the Twelve Ghost Months, as well as many ghosts, big and small, and caused many families to end up with wives and children being torn apart.”
"If you get to know him, you'll find that he was originally pitiful, but there must be something hateful about pitiful people. He became a demon because of a barefoot doctor. One of the reasons why he turned so many people into demons was that he had to find the 12 strongest demons to find the nemesis of sunlight, the blue spider lily. But the blue spider lily was not found in the end. For thousands of years, only Mizuko has overcome the sunlight." [Tanjiro]'s voice became lower and lower. Finally, he clapped his hands, forcibly ending the depressing atmosphere, and showed a perfect smile, "Okay, the rest of you please read books or watch movies by yourselves. Let's continue to answer the sixth question!"】