Chapter 30

My tired brain was spinning wildly.

He is not interested in eating many people to become an upper-rank, he just hopes to have a family full of ties. But the demon hunters have come to his door, so he has to fight them.

After all, his "father" and "mother" have not been produced yet.

Can't let the ghost hunters disrupt his plans.

"Are you here alone?" He raised his hand towards Iguro Obanai, and suddenly silk thread appeared in his hand.

"This has nothing to do with you." Iguro Obane raised his knife, and the dartfish on his neck spit out its tongue at the opponent.

The fight is imminent.

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"Why?" asked Mitsuri Kanroji.

Although she already had a vague guess based on what she saw on the screen, she still asked again.

"Are you crazy?" The black-haired ghost next to him said in disbelief, "Those are ghost hunters! Aren't we here because we are afraid of ghost hunters?"

"Of course I know!" Tears welled up in the white ghost's eyes, "But that lower string who had an overly twisted obsession with family ties... have you forgotten? What he did to us... Those who were unwilling to play "house games" were cruelly abused: some were cut into pieces by him with silk threads; some had their wisdom taken away by him; and some were hung up by him and left to die in the sun... Rather than living in fear every day, it's better to just die!"

What a poor child... Mitsuri Kanroji sighed and drew out the Sun Blade.

…

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"I'm really pissed off!" said Uzui Tengen. "That brat didn't even speak properly at the end! He just started complaining afterwards!"

After all, all the information about the Red Street has been revealed, and we need to get together and reorganize the plan.

"In fact, he did say the key point. At least we still know some information." Kocho Shinobu said, "Jifutaro used a weapon called Blood Blade, and poison."

Uzui Tengen nodded: "Yes, Butterfly, poison is your domain, you should be fine, right?"

"Of course." Shinobu Kocho smiled, "Ala, who do you think I am?"

"I am the Insect Pillar of the Demon Slayer Corps, Shinobu Kocho."

…

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[“Hey [Tanjiro]… Principal Ubuyashiki, are you really going to let us broadcast the one-day campus event live?”

As the teacher who manages the official account of Demon Slayer Academy, Tengen Uzui has a headache.

"Right." [Tanjiro Kamado] nodded. "Principal Umayashiki said that we have become so famous during this holiday, so we made a few videos to encourage everyone to sign up for our school."

"The principal asked you to take a video, edit it later, and post it on the official website."

“Yoshi!” [Uzui Tengen] fiddled with the camera, “Leave this matter to me!”】

"Hmm! It's another campus scene you filmed!" said Rengoku Kyojuro. "Today's content should be very interesting!"

"I don't think so." Uzui Tengen was lifeless. He looked as if he had been deceived by his other self in another world.

【［Tengen Uzui］Walking on campus: “Our daily life at school…”

"Today is a holiday for the students, and only teachers and students from the student union are in school..."

"Yo! I got it! Let's go to the teacher's dormitory and take some photos! I'm sure Busou and the others will welcome us!"】

Fuzukawa Miyabi had a bad feeling and he slowly looked at Uzui Tengen beside him.

"Hey, stop looking at me in such an unglamorous way! It wasn't me, the Gorgeous God, who did it, it was the other me, what can I do about it?"

Fuzugawa Mitsuya: "You'd better pray that the other you doesn't do anything bad."

Uzui Tengen mentally added to the second half of the sentence that Fuzugawa Mitsuya hadn't finished saying:

Otherwise you're dead.

Shit! So what does this have to do with me?

【“We are not welcome.” [Fuzuikawa Saneya] slammed the door shut.

This is too much. [Uzui Tengen] stood at the door and thought sadly - my idea was strangled in the cradle before it was put into practice... No, I must persist...

He didn't even knock, but kicked open the door of Room 401. "Hey, you three! You have no respect for your colleagues! Why don't you just do a small favor?"

As soon as he came in, [Iguro Obanai], who was checking holiday homework, looked up at him gloomily. [Iguro Obanai] said expressionlessly: "Do I need to remind you of the last time you blew up our dormitory and we had to move from the second floor to the fourth floor next to you?"

[Uzui Tengen]: “…”]

Iguro Obanai was originally laughing at Fushigawa Shimoya, but the next second he also appeared. He turned around with Kabutomaru...

Uzui Tengen: "... This is none of my business... [Uzui Tengen] Please don't rise to the level of a magnificent god!"

What does [Uzui Tengen] have to do with this magnificent god? Uzui Tengen thought.

[“If you really have nothing to do, go find [Tomioka].” [Fuzuikawa Saneya] said, “We’re both so mad about our holiday homework that we don’t want to talk to you anymore. Didn’t you see that [Tomioka] was kicked out by us?”

[Uzui Tengen] looked around and indeed did not see [Tomioka Giyu]. He sighed, "The science teacher is really busy... Where is [Tomioka]?"

[Iguro Obanai] said: "I think he should be at [Shantu]'s place? Take care, thank you. I won't see you off."】

"Hmm! It looks like you guys have a good relationship with [Tomioka]!" said Rengoku Kyojuro.

Warrior, warrior! Uzui Tengen sighed - Haven't you noticed that we don't talk to each other anymore? Rengoku Kyojuro, you are a true warrior!

In the silence, Tomioka Giyuu spoke.

"Haha," he said, "what a joke, we have always had a good relationship."

Iguro Obane: …

Fuzugawa Mitsuya: ...

The rest: …………

Do you seem to have a unique understanding of good relationships?

[After being driven out, [Uzui Tengen] returned to 402, his own dormitory. As soon as he opened the door, he saw [Rengoku Kyojuro] holding his holiday homework and his hands seemed to be shaking.

"Hey, [Ryogoku], what's going on?" [Uzui Tengen] asked, "Are you correcting homework? I just came from 401 next door, and they were correcting homework too. It seems like your main subject teacher is having a hard time."

[Rengoku Kyojuro] is the history teacher, who is usually very kind. [Uzui Tengen] is really curious about how these little brats wrote their homework to make such a well-known good-tempered teacher so angry.

"Hmm! I really don't understand!" [Rengoku Kyojuro] said, "Why do these kids write so nonsense? They gave me a C for the fill-in-the-blank questions and A for all the multiple-choice questions... I really don't understand!"

"Uh..." [Tengen Uzui] really didn't understand the train of thought of these little brats. As the saying goes, the better tempered a person is, the scarier he is when he gets angry. [Tengen Uzui] didn't want to offend the other party, so he, the art teacher, just ran away. 】

Uzui Tengen: "To be able to irritate even Purgatory... that's really amazing."

"But history teacher? Mr. Purgatory might be surprisingly suitable." said Shinobu Kocho.

"Hmm! History! It's still very interesting!"

【［Uzui Tengen］ sighed as he walked. He was the most popular art teacher in Demon Slayer Academy, but now he had a problem and no one was helping him. Okay, it was decided. He would use a bomb to blow up the school right now. This evil world, this false world... He wanted to create a world where everyone would help him complete his mission...

"Oh, Mr. Uzui? What are you doing standing at the door of the infirmary?" Kocho Kanae opened the door of the infirmary.

“Ah…” Looking at the sudden appearance of [Kanae Kocho], [Tengen Uzui], who had just broken away from his middle school self-consciousness, was so embarrassed that he didn’t know where to put his hands, “Ahaha, that’s it… that’s it…”

He simply gave up explaining: "Principal Ubuyashiki gave me a mission to live broadcast the daily life of Demon Slayer Academy to everyone. [Butterfly], why are you here?"

[Kohiko Shinobu] popped up from the back and said, "Sister, is it not okay for you to come to see me? You really asked a stupid question."】

What is the most embarrassing thing in the world?

Tengen Uzui thought that it must be another self who was thinking some shameful remarks that were extremely chuunibyou, and that was heard completely by himself and his colleagues from beginning to end.

So embarrassing!!!

Usui Tengen touches the ground with his toes.

But who is Uzui Tengen? He is the gorgeous god of worship. Even if he is embarrassed inside, he will not show it on his face.

"Let's use the bomb to blow up the school now." said Fuzugawa Saneya.

Iguro Obanei continued in tacit agreement: "This is an evil world, a false world."

Together: "I want to create a world where everyone will help me complete my mission—"

Uzui Tengen: “…”

Uzui Tengen: "Ahhhh, this is so embarrassing! What are you two bastards saying in such an unpolished way!"

Iguro Obane: "We didn't say that. You in another world said that."

Fuzugawa Shimoya: "We are just repeating ourselves at best. What do you want us to do?"

Uzui Tengen: “…”

Tengen Uzui: I’m so angry.

【［Tengen Uzui］ was dragged into the infirmary and saw an old acquaintance.

"Brother, why are you two here?"

Sitting on the bed with a bandage on his leg, [Tokito Ichiro]: “…”

Tokito Muichiro, who gave his brother medicine and water so that he could take it properly: "..."

"What a strange question." [Shinobu Kocho] said, "Why do you think they are here? Having a party?"

"What?" [Uzui Tengen] was shocked, "You guys are having a party and you didn't invite me?"

[Shinobu Kocho]: ...

[Tokito Ichiro]: …

[Muichiro Tokitou]:...

Even the usually smiling [Kanae Kocho] almost froze her smile on her face.

[Shinobu Kocho]: "Very good. I suggest you turn left and go there yourself. I hope you can hold a better party this time."

Tokito Muichiro whispered to his brother, "Is it my imagination? Why do they seem to have a problem with the word 'party'?"

[Tokito Ichiro]: "Because last time when [Uzui] teacher held a party, he accidentally blew up [Kohikoshi] teacher's infirmary. All the 30,000-word report that [Kohikoshi] teacher stayed up late to finish was blown up."

[Tokito Muichiro]: "...Wow."]