Chapter 33

[“Hey, everyone…” [Tanjiro Kamado] waved his hands, “There’s no need to look so serious…”

“What do you know!” [Azuma Zenitsu] immediately transformed into a yellow dandelion, “Those are the Three Demon Kings of Demon Slayer Academy! Three Demon Kings!”

The three recognized demon kings of Demon Slayer Academy are: Physical Education Teacher [Tomioka Giyuu], Math Teacher [Fuzuigawa Minami], Chemistry Teacher [Iguro Obanai].

"I'm really curious about Fuzugawa, Iguro, and Tomioka." Uzui Tengen said, "What did you do in your world to become the three recognized demon kings?"

Iguro Obana rolled his eyes. "That's a good question," he said. "Forget about Tomiokana and Fuzugawa. I really can't figure out why I would be called the 'Demon King' together with these two people."

Fuzugawa Mitsuya: "...Huh? Iguro, what did you say?"

Tomioka Giyu: "...?"

[“Let’s go quietly, quietly, quietly.” [Azuma Zenitsu] stood at the staircase and whispered to [Kamado Tanjiro] and [Hachihira Inosuke], “Especially you! [Inosuke]! Don’t shout for a duel! Don’t yell and bang on the door…”

"Hey, you two little brats." Someone suddenly spoke up from behind, "What are you doing blocking the stairway?"

Agatsuma Zenitsu continued, "Of course I told them to be careful when they go to the teacher's dormitory in Purgatory so as not to alarm the three demon kings next to them! You can tell with your toes that I made a lot of mistakes in my science homework."

"Oh." A gnashing voice came from behind, "Then what are you doing in [Purgatory]?"

"Of course, we're going to film what teacher [Ryogoku] wants to say to the freshmen. As for the three demon kings, forget it. We've already filmed so many of them anyway..." [Azuma Zenitsu] finally noticed something was wrong from the frightened faces of [Kamado Tanjiro] and [Hachihira Inosuke], and he turned his head around...

"Ah ...

Fuzugawa Miyabi held the garbage in his hand and looked fierce: "It's okay, just keep talking."

"After that, you have to come to our dormitory to make up for all the holiday homework you wrote."

[Inosuke Mouhira]:! ! !

[My wife Shanyi]:! ! !

Damn it! Agatsuma Zenitsu's sorrow slowly accumulated into a river in his heart: I'm going to die! 】

"That's really scary, Fuzugawa." Uzui Tengen teased, "Did you see the way people saw you? You turned into a yellow dandelion in a second."

"Heh." Fuzugawa Saneya retorted, "No matter what, that's a matter of another world. You should think about what to do here first."

He was talking about the fact that [Tengen Uzui] from another world offended [Kanae Kocho], so Shinobu Kocho, who has a sister complex, might target him a little.

Uzui Tengen: “…”

Uzui Tengen covered his chest in exaggeration: "How, damn!"

I still say that, what does this have to do with my God of Splendor!

[“You’re back? Fuzugawa?” Hearing the door open, [Iguro Obana] asked without even looking up, “Have you bought my meal?”

"Go by yourself!" [Fuzuikawa Saneya] dragged [Azuma Zenitsu] and [Hachidaira Inosuke] in by the collars and slammed the door shut. "Or that guy [Tomioka] is coming back. You can send him a message and ask him to bring it to you. By the way, I don't want to eat salmon and radishes anymore. Anything else is fine."

[Iguro Obanai] finally looked up from his holiday homework. "Wow." He looked at the two little ghosts behind him, then looked at [Busigawa Shimoya] and raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you go to throw away the garbage? You were out for a short while and you picked up two little ghosts?"

"I'll give the trash to Kamado to take out." Musashi Fuzugawa picked out two homework books from a pile of them. He leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, and said to the pale-faced duo, "Let's chat?"

"Oh." [Iguro Obana] also took out two messy homework books after seeing the excitement. "It's just right. [Buzugawa] brought you back. I don't have to go out of my way to look for you two tomorrow."

[Azuma Zenitsu]: [Tanjiro], help! Save us! QAQ!

Downstairs, [Tanjiro Kamado], who was ordered by [Jinya Fuzuigawa] to take out the garbage, sneezed and bumped into [Giyuu Tomioka] who had just separated from [Sousagi].

[Tomioka Giyu]: "[Kamado]? Why are you here?"】

"I just discovered that Mr. [Tomioka], Mr. [Buzugawa], and Mr. [Iguro] all seem to be living in the same room in that world." Shinobu Kocho said with a smile, "and it seems that they have a good relationship."

Fuzugawa Shigeya and Iguro Obanai received 10,000 points of critical hits.

Fuzugawa Mitsuya: “…Huh?”

Iguro Obane: “Are you kidding?”

Although I already know what those ambiguous words of Tomioka Giyuu mean, it is not easy to change my attitude.

【“I’m back.” [Tomioka Giyuu] pushed open the door and placed the plastic bag on the table. [Kamado Tanjiro] followed behind him and peeked inside. “[Buzugawa], where’s my stool?”

[Fuzuigawa Mitsuya]’s face was distorted by [Hachihira Inosuke]’s workmanlike anger, and he looked up when he heard the words: “——Huh?”

[Tomioka Giyu]: "Where's my stool?"

[Fuzuigawa Miyabi]: "They are sitting right under you. If you really can't do it, go grab two from the next door. Anyway, they are the only two people in [Ryogoku] and [Uzui]'s dormitory."

It seems that [Azuma Zenitsu] did a good job in correcting his chemistry homework. [Iguro Obanai] even wanted to joke with them: "What? Are you finally going to take revenge for our dormitory that was bombed by [Uzui] last time? I'll lend you Kabushimaru, let it bite him!"

[Fuzuigawa Miya] rolled his eyes at [Iguro Obanai] and said, "Aren't you afraid that he will throw Kaburamaru away? Or grab Kaburamaru's tail and beat [Uzui]?"

[Iguro Obanai] quickly withdrew a kabana and said, "Let's just forget it."

[Yiyu Tomioka]: "..."]

This is really rare.

Tokito Muichiro was not even in a daze anymore - this was the first time that the Demon Slayer Corps saw Garusumi, Wind Pillar, and Water Pillar joking around like friends, and they hadn't started a fight yet.

This is really strange. Uzui Tengen thought so, his eyes rolling around, looking at Fuzuigawa Shigeya, then at Iguro Obanai, and finally at Tomioka Giyu.

Kabunumaru seemed to understand what was said above, and tapped Iguro Obanai's shoulder with his tail in dissatisfaction to express his dissatisfaction.

Iguro Obanai's face was not good at all. He froze in place, as if he was stunned.

Fuzugawa Mitsuya was irritated by Uzui Tengen's hesitant look. "Huh? I already told you that's not me! Why are you still looking at me?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk," said Uzui Tengen, "It's really rare."

"You ^*#%..."

Tomioka Giyuu, who is still out of state: “……?”

【“Your homework…” [Buzugawa Miya]’s teeth were grinding. He took a deep breath: “[Iguro], where’s your bazooka? Do you still have it after the holiday?”

"In the closet..." [Iguro Obanai] looked up, "What are you going to do?"

Next to him, [Giyuu Tomioka] was eating salmon and radish, sitting on a chair brought from the next door, and he also gave me a puzzled look.

[Fuzuigawa Jiya] laughed loudly, and the distorted voice scared [Azuma Zenitsu] who was being tutored by [Tanjiro] and hid under the table. Under everyone's gaze, [Fuzuigawa Jiya] opened [Iguro Obana]'s cabinet and found something that everyone present was familiar with.

#It Appeared! [Iguro] Bazooka!

# Danger level: 5 stars, [Iguro] The ultimate weapon of the great devil.

#How to use: Tie the students to the rocket launcher, ignite it, and launch it, and you can blow the students up to the sky!

“Oh my god!”

"[Buzugawa]!"

[Iguro Obana] and [Tomioka Giyu] stood up almost at the same time.

The former rushed forward to snatch the bazooka from Busui's hand, being careful not to let the lighter catch fire; the latter immediately held down Busui's hand tightly to prevent the impatient man from letting the bazooka explode quickly, and then they would be owed another debt.

"Fuck you...let go! I really don't have the money to pay you back if the dormitory explodes again this time...I still have to save money for my wedding!"

A "bang" sound——

The loud noise caused the chairs of Rengoku Kyojuro and Uzui Tengen to shake.

"Damn it!" Tengen Uzui, who was brushing "Fire 00" N times, jumped up from his chair, "What's going on next door? Is he destroying the house?"

ps: #［伊黑］bazooka:

#Please note that you must launch it in an open area, otherwise it will blow up nearby objects. 】

Iguro Obane: I’m staring at—

Tomioka Giyuu: Stare—

Fuzugawa Shinobu suddenly felt guilty: "Ah... I'm sorry..."

"I swear." Iguro Obanai said, "We over there will definitely beat you up, Fuzugawa."

"must."

Uzui Tengen feels very happy.

In fact, he hadn't felt this happy for a long time. He finally understood how ordinary people felt when they saw him being persecuted.

——Ah, seeing others being persecuted is really...

So happy!

[Standing in the ruins, with his face covered in soot from the bombing, [Fuzuigawa Shigeki] said with a sad face: "Welcome to apply to our school. As someone who has been there before, I need to remind you to bring less stuff with you when applying to our school, otherwise you will have to change dormitories every few days, which is really unbearable."

Iguro Obanai on the side spoke in a low voice. His face was grey, his black hair was scattered on his shoulders, and the kabana was wrapped around his neck, making him look like a devil crawling out of hell. He grabbed Fuzugawa Jiya's neck:

"Need I remind you that we have to change dormitories again? Who gave this to us?"

[Tomioka Giyu] was on the phone nearby: "Hello? Santu, can I come to your place for a few days... Yeah, yes... Yeah, the dormitory was bombed again... OK..."

Watching the big demons quarreling, [Azuma Zenitsu] and [Kamado Tanjiro] put the rescued work in the corner, took [Hachidaira Inosuke] with them, and sneaked away.

"Mr. Uzui?" Tanjiro Kamado knocked on the door next door.

"Oh, the four of you." [Uzui Tengen] glanced at the door and was almost startled. "Did you three just come back from mining? Or did you travel through time to fight in the Fourth War? Why are you so dirty?"

“It’s a long story…” [Tanjiro Kamado] smiled bitterly and waved his hand, “Teacher [Uzui], we still have to interview Teacher [Rengoku], we’ve already interviewed the others, you see…”

[Uzui Tengen] waved his hands and said, "[Purgatory] is not here, you three can go have fun, just give me the camera, I can shoot the video of [Purgatory] myself."】

Iguro Obane: “Tsk.”

Fuzugawa Miyabi: “Tsk.”

Uzui Tengen: "... No way, what are you two doing here? You made that thing yourself! What does it have to do with me?"

Uzui Tengen felt innocent.

[At night, Dormitory 402——

“Ok, the gorgeous shot is done!” said [Tengen Uzui].

"Hmm, is that all?" [Ryougoku Kyojuro] asked, "Can I see the videos you took of other people?"

"Tsk." [Buzugawa Shigeya] who came for help suddenly thought of something bad. He jumped off the bed, "Let me see!"

"Look! The ones in front were taken by [Kamado] and his team." [Uzui Tengen] said proudly, "I can guarantee it! The ones I took must be the most gorgeous!"

[Rengoku Kyojuro], [Fuzuigawa Saneya]: "..."

[Rengoku Kyojuro], [Fuzuigawa Saneya]: "...hiss."

[Rengoku Kyojuro] asked more tactfully: "Hmm... have you seen the contents inside?"

[Fuzuikawa Miyabi] was much more direct: "Are you sure you can post these photos you took earlier on the official website?"

[Tengen Uzui]: “……?”

He turned the camera around in confusion, flipped to the previous videos, and started watching them one by one. Except for the first video of Mr. Beimingyu Xingming, the subsequent videos were either blurry or the camera was shaking all over the place as if it had eaten pop candy.

[Uzui Tengen]: “…”

[Tengen Uzui]: “I’m really impressed.”

[Uzui Tengen]: "I can't trouble these three at all."]