Chapter 69
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What do you know? Beating is love and scolding is a hobby. 】
"No..." Murata wiped his sweat silently, "If it's a blow to the head... it doesn't look like love at all."
Anyway, he could only see that Inowaza was full of disgust towards Douma.
Is he old now? Can he no longer understand the thinking of modern netizens?
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This devilish man, Inosuke... I feel like a lot of people have paired up with him...
Even Wupo has been a couple with him.
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Hahaha what the hell is that ghost man upstairs...wait, Wu Po was also paired with him?
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Reply to 54th floor:
The one who has formed the most CPs with Gui Fang should be Wu Mian, right?
Reply to 55F:
55th floor, you may not know that Muku has been paired with almost everyone. For example, Douma, Iwakatsu, Inouza, or Uzumaki Yoya and Kamado Tanjiro...
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Oh my god...】
The medicine that Uzumaki Yoya had just drunk was spat out in one breath.
——Now he finally understood how the kids felt when they saw him and his old enemy forming a couple.
"Huh? My lord and that guy Muzan Kibutsuji?" Fushigi couldn't help it and broke the chopsticks that he was about to use to pick up the Hagi mochi.
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Wu Po... You, you are so awesome...
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Tanjiro Kamado... Should we say that Tanjiro won't be the protagonist? Even he and Wukui can be supported by others.
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Tanjiro and Mukuro, this is the old enemy group... and, you have to know, before Mukuro died, he gave all his cells to Tanjiro.
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Next, I, Xiaoqi, who loves to ship couples, will tell you about this super good shipping point for this couple!
#Kanao desperately injected the drug into Tanjiro's body, who had turned into a demon. Tanjiro's self-will and Wuwu's will started a tug-of-war, and Wuwu used all his strength——
The first move: Fight till the bitter end.
Tanjiro: "God, please, let me go home."
Wu Mi: “No, you don’t want to.”
The inhuman cells cling to Tanjiro, making it impossible for him to escape.
The physical destruction was not enough, Muhen also wanted to suppress Tanjiro's spirit. He lied to Tanjiro and told him that Tanjiro's family members were all dead, and his sister Nezuko was also dead, and was killed by Tanjiro himself. They all hated Tanjiro, and no one wanted Tanjiro to go back.
Wupou tried to defeat Tanjiro's will and make him give up the idea of going back. What's the point of going back? It's better to become the strongest ultimate creature with me, Wupou thought.
"Shut up! You must obey my will."
"I don't allow you to trust others, let alone have hope."
The giant baby Wu Chou has been offline, and the domineering president Wu Chou is online. #】
The witty and humorous words on the 61st floor made many ordinary Demon Slayer Corps members burst out laughing, and some of the funny guys even played the role of the miserable Tanjiro, creating a small drama just for the two of them.
Among them, the most obvious representatives are B, who volunteered to play the role of Muzan Kibutsuji Muzan, and A, who was forced to play the role of Tanjiro Kamado.
Colleague B wrapped his head with a towel, pretending it was a "Muzan Muzan" hat, and hooked Colleague A's chin with one hand: "Shut up, woman... man, you must inherit my will, this is your mission!"
Colleague A resisted the urge to kick the other person: "...Shut up!"
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#The second move: Kill by patting the head
It was obvious that our Brother Mumo's first move was completely useless and Tanjiro was not fooled at all.
At this time, the Insect Pillar, Snake Pillar, Love Pillar and other undead spirits were trying to lift Tanjiro out of Muku's cells, so Muku had no choice but to perform the "head-patting kill".
The head-patting kill is good, but it is a bit wasteful of hair, otherwise, why would Tanjiro cry? #
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha, God damn, that head-patting kill, I am laughing to death, hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Tanjiro must be in pain, right? It must be because Wukui pulled his hair (laughing and crying jpg.), he was in pain and cried (pointing and pointing jpg.) (watching the excitement jpg.) Wukui, you are too unkind to women (dog head jpg.)]
Colleague B reacted immediately, grabbed Colleague A's hair, and said in a low, bubbling voice: "Woman... man, you dare to disobey me."
"Get out!" Colleague A couldn't stand it any longer and kicked Colleague B on the butt.
Below, colleague C was cracking melon seeds and said, "A has been able to hold it in until now, he really has great self-control."
Murata: "Yes...Wait, where did you get those melon seeds?"
Colleague C pointed to the sunflowers next to him and said, "I picked some from the sunflowers. Do you want to eat them? I'll give you some."
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#The third move: Rainbow fart roar
Seeing a pair of hands reaching out to Tanjiro, Tanjiro was about to break free from Wuwu's control. Tanjiro was afraid that he would not take a hard approach, so Wuwu had to use his ultimate move - the rainbow fart roar.
"Wait! Tanjiro! Wait a minute! I beg you! Inherit my will and become the King of Demons."
"You are the only one in the world who can do this! You are the one chosen by God!"
"Only you! Only you can become the perfect ultimate creature!"
But it was too late. With the help of everyone, Tanjiro finally broke free from Wuluo's bondage. Wuluo's last words, "Please - don't leave me alone -" seemed particularly sad. #
The ruthless big boss, who had been running for a thousand years, from beginning to end, who else had he asked for help except Tanjiro? From beginning to end, when had he ever been so humble? After thousands of years of cultivation, he still fell into the hands of a little boy who was only a dozen years old.
So, it’s true that Muzan Muzan*Tanjiro!
It's fun to play around~ It's purely for entertainment. If you find it interesting, please remember to give me a thumbs up~
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Upstairs, double-click 666, upstairs gives you a thumbs up! 】
Colleague B fell to the ground, his eyes full of resentment——
"Damn it! How could you do this to me? Don't leave me alone—"
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Okay, I think I understand those of you who support Tanjiro Wukui. I can always understand Lord and Wukui, but Yuanyi? Yuanyi and Wukui? I still think it's a pair of twins.
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What's so good about Gemini?
One of them is a hero living in legend, and the other is a huge villain in "Demon Slayer". The two were originally twin brothers, born into a large family, but because of the family's inheritance rules, the two have lived very different lives since childhood. The younger brother, Yuichi, has been treated as a servant since childhood, and as the heir, Iwakatsu, as the older brother, still wants to protect his younger brother very much, wants to take care of him, and even gave his younger brother a flute. However, after Yuichi's talent gradually revealed, this brotherhood became distorted. The younger brother was too outstanding, just like the scorching sun. As the older brother, Iwakatsu felt that the idea of wanting to take care of his younger brother was simply a joke - the bond between the two is simply inseparable and tangled.
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None of your CPs are good. I'm not kidding. My CP is the best in the world - Muzan Muzan and Taiyang - what do you think? Doesn't anyone think this pair is great?
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I am dying of laughter. This couple is really well-known. The boss Wu Le has been searching for the blue spider lily for thousands of years just to be able to bathe in the sun. Well, just thinking about it makes me feel how lucky I am. Not only can I enjoy the sunrise and sunset, but I can also sunbathe on the beach. What a great enjoyment!
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Shit, so the origin of everything is... this young couple quarreling? A story about a bossless man looking for a partner?
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Upstairs, God's summary (Cai Wang jpg.)
Boss Wu is eager to hug his partner. 】
“You know what, this couple is really gorgeous and suitable.” Uzui Tengen laughed so hard that his legs were swollen. “Muzan Muzan and Yangguang… this couple is really suitable. Muzan, you should throw yourself into the arms of your partner as soon as possible!”
Fuzugawa Mitsuya quickly came up with an idea: "In the final battle, can we use fake blue Higanbana to lure Muzan Muzan over and have a turtle-catching battle?"
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You know what, you really shouldn't say it, this metaphor is so apt.
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By the way, isn't there anyone among you who supports Xiaomei and Wupei?
Thousand-year-old ghost king*Thousand-year-old ghost courtesan
Look for yourselves at how Wu Po treated Yiwo Zuo, and then look at how Wu Po treated Xiao Mei – Wu Po even flirted with Xiao Mei... Ahhhhhhhhh!
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If Xiaomei were to be with Wuwu...Jifu Taro would be furious, right?
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Hiss… Although the prostitute Taro doesn’t show it in his heart, he must be unhappy, right? Just imagine, your beloved sister ran away with an old man…
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...Jifu Taro is going to explode (covering his face). 】
Uzui Tengen thought of the last time they saw Muzan Muroku coming out of Takaki's house in the red-light district. He whistled, and his tone was full of excitement: "Wow... It's really gorgeous. It turns out that they have this kind of relationship..."
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Imitate the tone of the prostitute Taro.
Ahem, help post:
#Q: What should I do if my beloved sister is actually dating our boss? #
Although our boss has a nice face, he is much older than my sister. Being with my sister is like an old cow eating young grass. My sister is super beautiful. No kidding, she is really the most beautiful girl I have ever seen...
Anyway, what should I do now?
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The guy above really has the tone of a good brother...
But I think that if it were Jifutaro, he would not post such a thing - if he was sure that his sister was forced, he would still chop her off even if it was a cruel act, right?
After all...Jifutaro is a sister-con.
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Hiss, but Jifutaro is still quite grateful...He wouldn't just use a machete to chop his benefactor, right?
How should I put it, but I still can't accept any CP of Muzan Muzan...Wouldn't it be good for Muzan Muzan to be the sober male protagonist alone? 】