Gambling can damage relationships, so when Zhao Youliang and his two friends played Dou Dizhu (a card game), the rule was that whoever lost had to drink cold water.
And it has to be freshly taken out of the refrigerator, still ice-cold.
As the saying goes: nine out of ten gamblers lose.
Therefore, after two hours, Zhao Youliang gave each of the three a large bucket of ice water to drink.
Well, now everyone's got diarrhea from the cold and is running to the toilet like crazy.
If Qi Zhigang's new house didn't have two bathrooms, these three would have definitely had to relieve themselves in their pants!
After another round of cards, Li Mao couldn't help but look up at the clock on the wall.
"Hey Quantum, why isn't the dirty stuff coming out yet?"
"I can't take this anymore... Oh my god, here we go again, this is really a damn diet!"
As he spoke, Li Mao squeezed his thighs together and swayed as he ran into the bathroom.
Then came a series of loud popping and splattering sounds, with poop and farts making the toilet bowl echo with a "bang".
Li Mao wasn't the only one who couldn't stand it; Qi Zhigang felt the same way.
"Wow, this cold water is really refreshing... Quantum, I need to go to the restroom too, you can hold it in for a bit!"
"Also, I think if we keep going like this, won't it be inconvenient when the ghosts come out to fight?!"
Then came another series of loud crashing sounds from the toilet...
Fortunately, the evil spirit didn't take advantage of the three boys' diarrhea to launch a sneak attack; to be precise, the evil spirit didn't even come out at all.
Seeing that it was almost 3 a.m., Li Mao, who was the most impatient, couldn't help but speak up.
"My god, Gang, is your house haunted?"
"If the ghost doesn't come out soon, the three of us will all turn into ghosts!"
As he spoke, Li Mao's expression suddenly changed, and then he scrambled to run back to the bathroom.
"Oh my god, here it comes again!"
However, before he could even enter the bathroom, the lights inside began to flicker violently.
A cold wind rose and fell between the flickering light and darkness, causing the curtains to flutter and the furniture to sway.
Li Mao was startled and hesitated for a tenth of a second before quickly running back with his legs clamped together.
"Damn it, why did they have to come now of all times? This is making things a hassle!"
"Oh my god, my tummy!"
At the same time, Zhao Youliang and Qi Zhigang also endured their abdominal pain, squeezed their legs together, and stood up, ready for battle.
Zhao Youliang is a natural comedian, and with all the strange things he's been up to lately, he still has the mood to joke around.
"Old Qi, summarize this incident and tell us what lesson it teaches us?"
Qi Zhigang was taken aback upon hearing this, then gave a wry smile.
"Tell us to drink less cold water when we're catching ghosts in the future!"
"Oh, Quantum, I think I can't hold back any longer!"
Just as they were talking, a white shadow floated down from the roof.
With her head drooping and hair disheveled, if it weren't for the blood-stained scissors in her hand, she would have looked exactly like Sadako from the movie.
As soon as the vengeful ghost appeared, it bared its teeth and let out a silent roar at Zhao Youliang and the other two.
When she opened her mouth, black blood continued to drip from it.
Upon seeing this terrifying scene, Li Mao, who was both incompetent and playful, immediately chickened out.
"Holy crap, can the three of us really beat this thing? If not, let's run!"
After this period of cultivation, Zhao Youliang is much calmer than Li Mao.
While shielding the two behind him, he took out a talisman and chanted incantations.
"The five stars shine brightly, illuminating the darkest realm. Thousands of gods and saints protect my true spirit. Giant beasts subdue the five weapons. Five demons perish and are annihilated. Wherever I go, all gods welcome me."
"Hurry, hurry, as the law commands!"
After completing the exorcism incantation, the talisman in Zhao Youliang's hand flew at lightning speed and struck the female ghost in the chest with a soft "thud".
To Zhao Youliang's surprise and bewilderment, the female ghost showed no reaction whatsoever and continued to lunge at Qi Zhigang with the scissors in hand.
"how so?!"
Even a vengeful ghost with unusual phenomena cannot completely ignore the "exorcism spell".
If hit, at the very least, they will show signs of pain.
However, the female ghost didn't react at all, just like an ordinary person being hit by a paper airplane.
"Old Qi, get out of the way!"
As Zhao Youliang pushed Qi Zhigang aside, he took out a black talisman and held it in his hand.
"Laozi taught me to slay demons, and gave me divine methods. I summoned the Jade Maiden to subdue all misfortune... First I slew the evil demons, then I beheaded the night-shining ones. What god would not submit, what demon would dare to stand against me?!"
"Hurry, hurry, as the law commands!!"
Because the female ghost was lunging at Qi Zhigang, who was constantly dodging, Zhao Youliang's ghost-suppressing talisman struck the female ghost's back "without any hindrance".
Unfortunately, it had no effect whatsoever, just like before, only igniting a small spark.
Seeing this, not only Zhao Youliang became anxious, but Li Mao, who was "watching the show" from the side, also became anxious.
"What's going on with this quantum thing? Why is your device malfunctioning?!"
The mention of treasures reminded Zhao Youliang, who quickly took out the prayer wheel from his arms and started shaking it rapidly.
The solemn and majestic "six-syllable mantra" immediately emanated, instantly dispelling all the yin energy in the room.
Then... then the yin energy was dispelled, but the female ghost remained completely unaffected.
"This!" Zhao Youliang was secretly anxious, so he simply picked up a stool and rushed towards the female ghost, wanting to help Qi Zhigang block it.
But when the two meet, they pass through each other as if they are not in the same space, and neither of them can touch the other.
Furthermore, when the female ghost passed through his body, Zhao Youliang did not feel any chill at all.
"No way!"
Unconvinced, Zhao Youliang charged forward again, but the outcome was the same as before.
Not only Zhao Youliang, but also Li Mao experienced the same thing when he came into contact with the female ghost.
But if you say the female ghost is an illusion, she can actually hurt Qi Zhigang.
As you can see, in just a short while, two holes have been pierced in Qi Zhigang's buttocks, spurting blood.
"Old Qi, you'd better run!"
Then a strange scene unfolded: Qi Zhigang was running in the lead, and the female ghost was chasing closely behind.
Meanwhile, Zhao Youliang and Li Mao were chasing after the female ghost... The scene looked like several "people" were spinning around together.
Qi Zhigang, who had just been slashed again in the buttocks, was on the verge of tears: "Liang, Liangzi, you have to think of something quickly, I'm afraid I can't hold on much longer like this!"
"I can bear the pain, but I'm afraid I'll poop it out myself!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Youliang was speechless with dismay, and inwardly groaned.
Not only Qi Zhigang was about to burst out laughing, but he himself was too.
Oh my god, Li Mao is a menace!
If he hadn't said that losing at Dou Dizhu (a card game) meant drinking cold water, I wouldn't be in such a sorry state!
And if I were to go to the bathroom to poop at this time, wouldn't it be a bit unfair to Lao Qi?
Old Qi is being chased and stabbed in the butt by a female ghost... Well, another stab, and blood is spurting out again.
Just as Zhao Youliang was extremely anxious, a dark figure suddenly walked in from outside the door, carrying two small paper figures on his back.
It was the big yellow dog and his two little lackeys.
Upon seeing the scene inside the house, the big yellow dog was first stunned, then began barking wildly at the female ghost.
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