"Ouch!" Seeing this, the grasshopper spirit was clearly unconvinced and glared with its waxy yellow eyes, trying to continue pulling out its antennae.
"Old Immortal, please don't! It really hurts!" Li Mao quickly said upon seeing this, and subconsciously leaned on the steering wheel to protect his head.
"Old grasshopper immortal, I'm already ugly, and if you prick my face with pockmarks, my wife will look down on me even more!"
Seeing Li Mao's cowardly appearance, the grasshopper spirit became even angrier.
"What's a little pain like that for a grown man? Just bear with it!"
"Old sage, I refuse to believe you can't get rid of the filth!"
Fortunately, Chang Jie spoke up weakly at this moment: "Stop pricking it, it's a waste of your beard and your face."
There's nothing there, absolutely nothing...
"Huh?!" Upon hearing Egg Boy's words, the grasshopper spirit immediately stopped what it was doing.
"Young Master Chang Jie, you can see it? Are you sure it wasn't something dirty that did it?"
Upon hearing this, Chang Jie slowly shook his head: "I'm blind during the day, I can't see."
"But if Big Yellow didn't pounce on it, it means there's nothing there."
"Are you stupid?"
Grasshopper Spirit: "......"
The big yellow dog that was mentioned nodded repeatedly upon hearing this, clearly agreeing with Chang Jie's words, while barking incessantly at Zhao Youliang.
Zhao Youliang looked completely bewildered: "Brother Gou, what do you mean? Are there going to be some weird stuff up ahead again?"
"Hey Dog, can you speak Mandarin? I really can't understand your Japanese..."
Just as the big yellow dog's gaze was becoming increasingly unfriendly, Chang Jie translated in time.
"Quantum, Da Huang says it's all your fault, he'll give you a good beating when we get back."
Zhao Youliang: "......"
As they were speaking, the car, which was already in the driverless position, screeched to a halt.
Due to inertia, the people inside the car were thrown about again.
The big yellow dog, barking wildly, even bumped into Zhao Youliang head-on.
However, because the dog had a "black pot" on its head, Zhao Youliang was howling in pain.
(The black pot was transformed from the inkstone given to him by Chang Huaiyuan; see Chapter 0084 of this book for details: A Knife That Will Injure Someone)
Just then, the car door opened automatically, and an old woman with a pale green face and pus and blood constantly flowing from the corner of her mouth knelt in front of the car door, begging Zhao Youliang.
Directly in front of the old woman, there was also a pale white candle burning.
"Young man, please have pity on this old man."
The sound was ethereal and elusive, filled with a chilling coldness.
"Oh, you dare to come again? Do you really think I'm some dead grasshopper?!"
Enraged at the sight, the grasshopper spirit pulled out its grass whip and lashed out at the old woman.
Upon seeing this, the pitiful old woman's expression instantly changed, becoming extremely ferocious.
He raised a withered hand and tightly grasped the grasshopper spirit's whip.
Even if they were whipped until their skin was torn and bleeding, they still couldn't let go.
"You don't pity me, a poor soul, fine, but why did you have to hit me?!"
"I want you all to die, you all must die!!"
As she spoke, the old woman suddenly stood up and pounced on the grasshopper spirit like a wild beast.
With the grasshopper spirit's current level of cultivation, how could it be afraid of a fierce ghost?
Seeing this, he chuckled coldly and kicked at the old woman.
"How dare you! I'll kick you to death, you old immortal!"
As we all know, grasshoppers have incredibly strong legs, let alone a grasshopper spirit.
After being kicked in the chest, the old woman screamed and flew away.
Upon landing, it turned into a wisp of black smoke and disappeared.
The grasshopper spirit was clearly quite satisfied with this result, and said smugly to Li Mao, the weakest among them.
"You brat, am I some kind of supernatural being?"
Li Mao hurriedly nodded repeatedly while smiling obsequiously, "It's bizarre, it must be bizarre!"
"Old Immortal, when will you have the skill again? Could you teach me that move you just used?"
"My long legs are just like yours; they're perfect for kicking people!"
The grasshopper spirit was quite pleased with Li Mao's respect and nodded in agreement with a smile.
"Alright, when I have the time, I'll teach you, old immortal."
"Your long legs are just like mine, they're really good for kicking people."
"Quantum physics won't work; its legs are too short!"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
At this moment, the grasshopper spirit was clearly getting cocky, and with a grin, it tried to climb into the car.
"Alright, the filth is dead, let's keep going!"
Zhao Youliang reacted quickly and grabbed the emaciated grasshopper spirit, bringing it back.
"Old Immortal, don't be anxious, listen to me!"
"We wanted to go back just now, but the car couldn't stop."
"Now that we've finally stopped, why should we keep going? Let's just go back!"
"Walking back is fine too!"
The grasshopper spirit was taken aback upon hearing this, then nodded deeply.
"Yes, Quantum, what you said makes sense..."
Upon hearing that he had to go back, Li Mao looked bewildered.
"Huh? Walk back?! What about my car? Just leave it here?"
Zhao Youliang walked over and gently patted Li Mao on the shoulder, saying something meaningful.
"Your life or your car?!"
Upon hearing this, Li Mao reacted instantly, gritting his teeth and saying, "This is deadly!"
As they spoke, Li Mao led the way back the way they came.
"Oh my god, this is terrible! I went out and the car is gone."
"How am I going to explain this to my wife when I get back? This is the most valuable thing in our house!!"
Zhao Youliang, who was closely following behind Li Mao, intentionally handed Chang Jie over to Liao Zhiyuan to hold.
In dangerous circumstances, this young master of the Chang family is the best talisman.
As Zhao Youliang "handed" Chang Jie to Liao Zhiyuan, he took out the "scripture armor" and draped it over Li Mao in front of him.
Only then, under the increasingly angry gaze of the big yellow dog, did he cautiously reveal a fawning smile.
The big yellow dog grew increasingly angry because Zhao Youliang hadn't given it a single one of its life-saving treasures.
Fearing he would get beaten up, Zhao Youliang subconsciously quickened his pace before cautiously speaking.
"Xiao Liao, today's events are too bizarre. First, there was the car accident, then that little girl, and now this beggar."
"Can you guess why they appeared one after the other? What's their purpose?!"
Upon hearing this, Liao Zhiyuan slowly shook his head: "Brother Quantum, I don't know either."
"but......"
Before Liao Zhiyuan could finish speaking, the grasshopper spirit had already started chattering away.
"Whatever, why think so much!"
"Quantum, Liao Xiaoshenxian, don't worry. If any more evil things come, you two won't even need to lift a finger. I'll just kick them to death with one kick!"
Looking at the hopping grasshopper spirit, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan's expressions of doubt deepened.
Zhao Youliang spoke first: "Xiao Liao, you've also noticed that the old immortal is acting strangely today, haven't you?"
“He wasn’t like this before…not this lively.”
Zhao Youliang had originally intended to say it wasn't so fierce, but considering the grasshopper spirit's feelings, he could only temporarily change it to lively...
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