Upon seeing Zhao Youliang's world-weary expression, Liao Zhiyuan immediately realized that he had "criticized and exposed his shortcomings."
He quickly coughed twice to change the subject: "Hey Quantum Bro, do you think it's possible that the big yellow dog really caused this trouble?"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Youliang immediately perked up a little: "Little Liao, do you mean that the scoundrel has already taken advantage of both humans and dogs?"
"Or perhaps he was just a scoundrel in disguise!"
Just as Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan were gossiping about Dahuang behind his back, the big yellow dog returned with its lunchbox in its mouth.
Upon hearing what the two boys said, he immediately pinned them to the ground and gave them a sound beating.
It was like an old father who had come home tired after a long day at work and found that his two silly sons hadn't done their homework.
As usual, the big yellow dog beat himself until he was exhausted before throwing the lunchbox in front of the two boys who were lying on the ground.
Then, panting with his tongue lolling out, he wiggled his big butt and jumped onto the wicker chair to dry the eggs.
After a short while, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan, still groaning, managed to stand up, supporting each other.
They glanced at each other's miserable state after being beaten up, and gave each other a helpless, bitter smile.
But this smile aggravated the "wound," causing him to wince in pain.
The two of them ate breakfast while enduring the pain, discussing the matter of going down into the tomb in a few days.
"Hang up, whether you live or die, let's fight!"
"No matter what, I have to rescue Uncle Sun and Granny Wenmi."
"Xiao Liao, you don't know how good my parents are to me!"
When talking about the two elderly people who gave him everything, Zhao Youliang subconsciously thought of his adoptive father.
Just then, his phone rang, and the number displayed was his adoptive father's.
Overwhelmed with excitement, Zhao Youliang quickly answered the phone.
"dad!"
On the other end of the phone, however, came not Zhao Li's voice, but the not-so-bright young general.
"Oh my god, Quantum, why are you being so polite!"
"No need to call me Dad, just call me Uncle... Um, add me on WeChat later, I'll send you 20,000 yuan."
"I can't just call you Dad for nothing, right... Alright, Quantum, if you don't have anything else, I'm hanging up!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Youliang, who was completely bewildered, quickly spoke up loudly.
"Young General, Young General, please don't hang up yet. You were the one who called me, using my dad's phone!"
"How did you two end up together? Is something wrong?!"
There was a long silence on the other end of the phone before the young general burst into laughter.
"Haha, I didn't realize that! I'd forgotten!"
"Oh, right, Quantum, don't call me Dad anymore. I already have four sons."
Zhao Youliang: "......"
Although he couldn't help but want to complain, Zhao Youliang's curiosity was also "amused".
"Young General, if I may ask, did you mention last time that you had your tubes tied? How did you conceive?"
The person on the other end of the phone: "..."
After a moment, the young general finally spoke, laughing and scolding, "Quantum, are you stupid?!"
"I had four sons with my wife and husband before I had my tubal ligation done!"
"What else do you think...? My wife didn't want to have any more children, so she had me sterilized."
“If it weren’t for that, I originally planned to have a whole football team of kids and then be the coach myself.”
"It's still better than those bastards playing now!"
"Damn it, what kind of crap is the men's football team playing these days? They're just like naked guys pulling a millstone—going around in circles and throwing silver!"
The young general was clearly quite dissatisfied with the men's football team, hence his outburst of anger.
"Alright, Quantum, are you alright now?"
"I'm hanging up now, nothing else!"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"Young General, it was you who called me, using my dad's phone."
Young General: "..."
After a brief moment of awkwardness, the young general spoke again, and this time it was the kind of speech that was sure to be outrageous.
"Hey Quantum, your dad and your sister almost got killed. Aren't you going to do anything about it?"
"What?!" Zhao Youliang almost jumped up when he heard this, because family was always Zhao Youliang's bottom line.
Especially for orphans like him, who finally had a home and family after going through countless hardships!
With a whoosh, a dense black aura rose from Zhao Youliang's body; it was the demonic heart that Ghost Buddha Faceless had given him.
"Young General, where are you? Please tell me the whole story!"
The young general is carefree, or rather, he simply doesn't need to care about other people's emotional changes.
Upon hearing this, he immediately rattled off a string of addresses: "Oh my god, if we hadn't been eavesdropping on Grandma's chatter, your dad and your sister would have really been killed."
"Don't worry, just come over here."
"With me here, I'll make sure your family doesn't suffer any losses, hehe!!"
Although the young general may seem unreliable, Zhao Youliang firmly believes that those he wants to protect will not be harmed in the slightest.
Even if the ghost messengers came, it wouldn't work!
Therefore, while feeling relieved, the demonic energy on his body gradually faded.
"Thank you for your trouble, Young General!"
"Once I get there, I'll definitely treat you to a meal... and I'll definitely drink with you to my heart's content!"
Upon hearing this, the young general laughed heartily: "Alright, now that you're here, I'll treat you to the arcade."
"Oh my god, you don't know, that thing is so much fun!"
"Oh right, you got scammed by that jerk driver and can't leave the shop, right?"
"Give the phone to that coffin, and I'll talk to it."
"Talk to...talk to the coffin?!" Zhao Youliang's worldview was once again shattered by the young general's behavior.
"Okay, alright, wait a moment, I'll go in and give the phone to Coffin... to Coffin Bro."
After entering, Zhao Youliang quickly walked to the last remaining coffin.
After a slight hesitation, he still spoke up: "Coffin Bro, it's the young general on the phone, would you like to answer it?"
After saying that, considering that the coffin had no hands, Zhao Youliang carefully stuck the phone on the coffin.
At the same time, he said loudly, "Alright, young general, you may speak now."
The young general was utterly blunt: "Hey, a coffin?!"
"Well, Quantum Dad almost got killed, so he has to come back and slap the bad guys across the face himself."
"I'll ask for leave for him on your behalf, you don't mind, right?"
"Keep your opinions to yourself, it won't do you any good to voice them, you know?!"
Surprisingly, after hearing the young general's words, the coffin actually trembled twice.
And then... that was it.
On the other end of the phone, the young general acted as if he had done something insignificant.
"Alright, Quantum, Coffin has agreed. You'd better hurry up and buy your plane ticket!"
"Oh my god, I don't know how you've managed to get by. You're such a grown-up and you still can't fly."
"I'm hanging up now, goodbye!"
Hearing the dial tone on the phone, Zhao Youliang fell silent again.
After glancing at the coffin secretly, he felt a pang of emotion.
Is this how important people handle problems?
Is this the world of the big shots?!
Also, what's wrong with my dad and sister? They never offend anyone!
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