Just as Zhao Youliang and his group were looking around dumbfounded, like country bumpkins visiting the Grand View Garden, the young general suddenly raised his hand and shouted in a megaphone shape.
"Little Jiji, all employees of the Young Bald Head Group, where are you?"
"They've arrived! Hurry up and come out to greet our guests!"
As the young general called out, a little elf with rosy lips and white teeth walked out; she was incredibly cute.
So cute that you can't help but want to hug and kiss them.
While this elf is undeniably cute, its design is just too bizarre.
He wore a bull-horned steel helmet, an iron bra and briefs, and an old-fashioned pistol called "Turtle Shell" hanging from his waist.
This is the same person who appeared after Zhao Youliang's "feng shui consultation" failed.
(For details, please refer to Chapter 345 of this book: Meeting an Old Acquaintance Again)
Behind the little elf followed a group of equally adorable little monks.
The little monks lined up neatly, closely following behind the little elf.
The elves and little monks were clearly very curious when they suddenly saw Zhao Youliang, a stranger.
Especially the little elf, after all, he had secretly seen Zhao Youliang before.
When the young general saw the group of adorable little ones coming over, he immediately picked them up one by one and showered them with kisses.
Then the little ones clearly disliked the young general, and immediately wiped their faces vigorously with their sleeves after being kissed.
The leader of the sprites, in particular, made no attempt to hide his disdain; it was palpable.
The young general wasn't angry at all. Instead, he affectionately patted the little elf's bottom and then flicked each of the little monks on the head.
"Haha, let me introduce you: His name is Zhao Youliang, and he's a new relative of ours."
"However, Quantum is too weak. You can't bully him, or you'll easily get killed."
"If he dies, we won't find someone this funny anytime soon, haha!"
After introducing Zhao Youliang, the young general then introduced the elf's side.
“Quantum, his name is Xiao Jiji, he is our third brother... He wasn’t born to my mother, we are sworn brothers.”
"There are too many little bald heads to introduce them one by one. In short, they are a group called the Young Bald Heads Group."
"We came up with this name, what do you think? Isn't it nice?!"
Zhao Youliang, with his high emotional intelligence, immediately nodded repeatedly upon hearing this.
Although in his heart, he felt that the name "Young Bald Head Group" was really not good...
While inwardly complaining, Zhao Youliang, being overly polite, repeatedly bowed to the little elf and the young bald group.
"Hello everyone... When I have time to go out, I'll treat you all to barbecue."
"It's our own barbecue restaurant, so whatever..."
Before Zhao Youliang could finish speaking, the young general interrupted him.
"Little Jiji, where's that 'Angry Bird' you guys were bowling with the other day?"
"Don't tell me you guys broke it. That was the Sparrow's Shadow Soul of Quantum."
"If he gets played to death, Quantum will be in big trouble. His wife will immediately run off with another man!"
At this point, the young general suddenly stopped, turned his head and asked Zhao Youliang.
"Oh, by the way, Quantum, do you have a wife?"
Although they had spent time together a few times, Zhao Youliang was clearly not yet able to adapt to the young general's "sudden self-expression."
After a brief moment of surprise, he told the truth: "To be honest, Young General, my family is in dire straits, we're facing a huge famine."
"Even if a girl were interested in me, I wouldn't dare to marry her... I don't have a wife... I don't have a girlfriend."
"What?! How could they be so poor?!" This time, it was the young general's turn to be stunned.
"Oh my god, we swore a solemn oath: there can be no poor people within a hundred miles of where we live!"
"They must all be rich, incredibly wealthy!"
"Huh?!" Looking at the spirited young general, Zhao Youliang's eyes were full of admiration.
He thought to himself that this was what a great person should be like, truly concerned about the country and its people!
If all the important figures in our land were like this, wouldn't we have been prosperous and powerful long ago?!
Just as Zhao Youliang was filled with admiration for the young general and even wanted to kowtow to him, an untimely voice suddenly rang out.
Moreover, the owner of this voice was Zhao Fei, an acquaintance of Zhao Youliang.
After Zhao Fei walked over, he immediately undermined the young general.
"Quantum, stop listening to that chicken's nonsense. Do you know why there aren't any poor people around where he lives?"
Upon hearing Zhao Fei's question, Zhao Youliang recalled a joke from Mr. Guo's crosstalk performance, and after a slight hesitation, he still told him.
"Uncle Zhao, please don't tell me it was the young general who led thugs with guns and killed all the poor people in the neighborhood, which is why there are no poor people left..."
Zhao Fei burst into laughter upon hearing this, but before he could speak, he was angrily rebuked by the young general.
"Fatty Zhao, you're talking nonsense!"
"When have we ever bullied the poor? We always bully whoever is stronger!"
After scolding Zhao Fei, the young general turned to Zhao Youliang and said...
"Quantum, don't listen to Fatty Zhao's nonsense. Tell us, whose money does your family owe? We'll think of a way to help you."
Under the young general's sincere gaze, Zhao Youliang couldn't help but speak the truth.
"Young General, I've almost paid off the rest of the debts, except for the mortgage I owe the bank..."
Before Zhao Youliang could finish speaking, the young general patted his chest and assured him, "Oh my god, it's just a mortgage, Quantum, you wait, we'll take care of it for you right away!"
"Um, which bank specifically is it owed to?"
"I'll buy that bank and give it to you, then you won't owe it any money!"
"What?!" The young general's bold words completely shocked Zhao Youliang, who had never seen the world.
Is this the world of the rich?
When you help someone pay off their mortgage, do you actually buy the bank and give it to them, instead of just paying them back?!
In a state of extreme shock, Zhao Youliang immediately recalled that after Zhao Fei gave him the money, he was hit by Li Mao's car.
If a car hits someone for 20,000 yuan, and that young general actually gave them a bank, wouldn't a nuclear bomb immediately hit him on the head?!
Upon realizing this, Zhao Youliang was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hands, saying, "Young General, no need, I don't need your help to repay the money."
"To tell you the truth, my fate..."
After listening to Zhao Youliang recount his fate and the various unfortunate events he had experienced since childhood, the young general burst into laughter.
"Oh my god, Quantum, you're really unlucky, even more unlucky than Xin Da Nao!"
"Let me tell you, once Xin the Big Head let out a huge fart and broke his own heel!!"
The "Big-Headed Xin" mentioned by the young general is Xin Lianshan, the notorious ghost who took Zhao Youliang out drinking and carousing during the underworld visit.
Seeing the young general laughing so hard he was doubled over, Zhao Youliang felt helpless but quickly steered the conversation back on track.
"Young General, where is the Angry Birds you mentioned?"
"Please call it out quickly, so I can confirm whether it's really my Sparrow Yin Soul..."
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