Because what he saw was too bizarre, and he was also very excited, Zhao Youliang was speechless for a moment.
After uttering "I, I, I" several times, he suddenly fainted due to a surge of anger and anxiety.
When Zhao Youliang woke up, it was almost dark, and what he saw was the "Dog Egg" duo looking at him with concern.
"Woof woof woof!"
The dog's meaning is, "Are you alright? If you're okay, get down and walk around a bit."
Egg Boy was still listlessly muttering to himself, "Quantum, why did you suddenly faint? You scared me to death."
"Here, have a cigarette to perk yourself up."
After a while, Zhao Youliang slowly sat up from the bed.
He immediately asked the grasshopper spirit who was busy pouring him water, "Old Immortal, how did I get back? Where's Brother Chen? Where's Li Mao?"
The grasshopper spirit was taken aback by the question: "What Brother Chen, Li Mao? They didn't even come!"
“You’ve been unconscious since this morning, and we haven’t even had anyone notify them to come and see you.”
"What, trying to take advantage of this to get some gifts? Fine, lie down and keep pretending to faint, I'll go and notify the people you're connected with."
"What? I've been unconscious since this morning? No one has come to our house, and I haven't gone out either?!" Zhao Youliang looked completely bewildered.
"Li Mao didn't come this morning? Did he still eat the breakfast that Brother Gou gave me?!"
After hearing Zhao Youliang's words, the grasshopper spirit and the big yellow dog looked at him as if he were a fool.
The grasshopper spirit even performed a strange exorcism dance (a type of shamanistic ritual), clearly suspecting that Zhao Youliang was possessed.
"Quantum, are you sure you're alright? Li Mao never even came here!"
"The breakfast that Master Huang brought back for you is still sitting there, untouched!"
"This..." Upon seeing the untouched breakfast, Zhao Youliang, already dazed, became completely confused.
"That's impossible!"
As they were talking, Zhao Youliang suddenly remembered what happened that morning—that he had mixed a tube of mustard into Li Mao's food.
I rushed into the kitchen, only to find the tube of mustard still untouched on the table.
"No way!"
Zhao Youliang, who refused to believe it at first glance, picked up a tube of mustard and squeezed half of it into his mouth, immediately choking and causing tears and snot to stream down his face.
"Holy crap, this isn't a dream, the wasabi is real!"
"Of course it's true..." The grasshopper spirit was speechless at Zhao Youliang's strange behavior.
"No one else in our family eats wasabi except you."
"Quantum, what's wrong with you? Tell the old sage quickly."
"I'm a little scared of you, old immortal."
Seeing the concerned looks in the eyes of the grasshopper spirit and the dog egg duo, Zhao Youliang tried his best to calm himself down before slowly recounting everything he had experienced.
The spirits in the shrine were dumbfounded.
"Quantum, quantum, is what you're saying true?"
Are you sure you're not dreaming?
"We only saw you were perfectly fine, and then suddenly you yelled and fainted. Nothing else happened at all!"
The grasshopper spirits suspected that Zhao Youliang was under a lot of stress recently, which caused his soul to wander and have nightmares.
But Boss Pi thought he was crazy, that he had lost his mind.
In modern terms, it's called "schizophrenia".
"Boss Grasshopper, you don't know, I have a cousin who went insane, and he looks just like Quantum now."
"Later, I wandered around aimlessly all over the world and got eaten by a dung beetle!"
Zhao Youliang was certainly not crazy, and he was certain he wasn't dreaming.
Just when he was powerless to explain, or rather, didn't know how to explain, he suddenly saw a group of ghosts wandering the street.
This time, however, it was the big yellow dog and his puppies, along with the little paper figures, or his little lackeys, who followed behind dressed in mourning clothes, accompanied by music and fanfare.
Upon seeing this, Zhao Youliang was first greatly surprised, then immediately pointed to the door and shouted.
"Brother Dog, Egg Boy, Old Immortal Xiong Ba, look outside, look quickly!"
The immortals who were called out looked outside as instructed, but unfortunately they saw nothing.
The streets remained deserted, with only a solitary tree standing alone.
"Sigh, I knew Quantum had gone mad!"
As he sighed, Boss Pi raised a knife bigger than himself and was about to stab Zhao Youliang in the philtrum.
According to ancestral tradition, the most effective way to treat mental illness is bloodletting—by pricking the philtrum to draw blood.
Fortunately, Zhao Youliang dodged quickly, otherwise Boss Pi would have really cut him.
He gently pushed Boss Pi aside while speaking hurriedly.
"Dog Bro, Egg Boy, you guys really can't see anything..."
At this point, Zhao Youliang suddenly stopped, because he saw that new ghosts had appeared.
This time, all the spirits that came in a sorry state and lined up to drift away from the town were from his own temple, except for Chang Jie!
Meanwhile, I followed behind dressed in full mourning clothes, crying my heart out!
Seeing this, Zhao Youliang became even more anxious, more anxious than an ant on a hot pan.
"You really can't see anything? You really can't see anything?!"
Seeing Zhao Youliang about to go crazy, Chang Jie was clearly very distressed.
After a slight hesitation, it floated over and affectionately rubbed its little head against Zhao Youliang's big face.
Because this guy didn't shave his beard properly, he scratched the tender little maggots until they were all red.
"Quantum, don't worry. Actually, I can stay bright during the day, but it's too hard on my eyes and I could easily go blind."
"Don't worry, I'll take a look at it for you right away."
As Chang Jie spoke, he tried to prop himself up and look towards the street.
His eyes were uneven, cross-eyed, and round, like the angry black face in Peking Opera.
Immediately, two beams of light emanated from Chang Jie's eyes, scanning everything in front of him like laser pointers.
Before Zhao Youliang could react, Chang Jie suddenly spoke weakly, "Quantum isn't crazy, I saw it too."
"Oh dear, I'm dizzy, I'm really blind."
After saying that, Chang Jie immediately fainted with a groan and fell straight to the ground.
Fortunately, Zhao Youliang reacted quickly and caught Chang Jie.
Otherwise, this amazing Chang family member might very well have fallen and become a "bad guy".
After the examination, Zhao Youliang felt even more worried and guilty.
Because blood kept flowing from Chang Jie's eyes, and it was impossible to stop it.
The whole person... the whole maggot was completely unconscious, and no matter what Zhao Youliang tried, it was useless.
In a moment of desperation, Zhao Youliang disregarded cause and effect and immediately carried Chang Jie outside.
While running, he took out his phone and called Li Mao, wanting him to drive him to Wanlong Mountain.
For Zhao Youliang, nothing else matters now except the safety of his little brother Dan!
But as soon as he ran out the door, he bumped into a huge thing with a loud thud.
This behemoth was so magnificent that Zhao Youliang felt as if he had crashed into an impenetrable wall.
After uttering "Ouch, it hurts so much!", she and her little egg-shaped penis collapsed to the ground...
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