After teasing the town residents dressed in shorts, the young general stared at Li Mao and the grasshopper spirit with dead fish eyes.
"Oh my goodness, how hungry is this child? He's even eating grasshopper legs! There's hardly any meat on them!"
"Let go right now, didn't you see the grasshopper's face turned green from the pain... as if he was originally green."
With a mere wave of his hand, Li Mao uncontrollably released the grasshopper spirit and flew to the young general's side.
This creature had already turned into a zombie, and it didn't care who was in front of it. It took a bite and lunged at the young general's thigh.
The young general remained calm, laughing as he ordered his large dog, "Woliheng," to raise its front paws so that Li Mao could bite them firmly.
"Haha, silly boy, how does it taste? Is it a bit salty?"
"A bully at home only uses those paws to dig for food!"
These words left everyone speechless for a while, especially the big dog that was riding him.
After a long pause, it weakly retorted, "Young...Young General, you are wise enough to know: this little beast has long since given up poop...it doesn't eat that stuff at all..."
In fact, the young general knew that a bully in his own territory wouldn't eat shit, so he was just joking.
After another burst of laughter, he snatched the cigarette from Chang Jie's mouth.
After taking a puff, he immediately choked, his nose and eyes streaming down his face: "Holy crap, Xiao Jie, is that a cigarette? Or is it chili powder?!"
Chang Jie was clearly used to the young general's ruthlessness, so he didn't respond.
Instead, he quickly snatched the half-smoked cigarette back and then flew behind Li Mao as fast as he could.
During this process, the polite Chang family member did not forget to greet them.
"Good day, Young General. It's good to be a bully within your own ranks. You've worked hard, Young General..."
Seeing that Chang Jie didn't like him, the young general wasn't angry, but waved his hand indifferently.
"It's not hard work, it's not hard work at all, it's just boring."
"Hey, we came here to see Quantum, where is he?"
"The boss said I was messing around and told me to bring the coffin back."
"Hey, the big coffin is pretty fun, we haven't had enough fun yet."
As he spoke, the young general had already taken the coffin out of the "Doraemon basket" stuck to his stomach and threw it on the ground with a thud.
The shockwave sent dust flying and caused everyone to cough repeatedly.
When the dust settled, everyone stared at the "brand new" coffin in front of them, speechless for a long time.
Because the coffin, which was originally in "good condition," has been ruined by the young general.
Not only were small green turtles painted all over it, but cannon barrels and wheels were also installed on the coffin.
From a distance, it looks like a tank painted with camouflage.
But other people's tanks are real "camouflage," not just covered in green turtle patterns...
"How is it? Does it look good?"
"Doesn't this big coffin look much more presentable than before?"
Faced with the young general's request for praise, the grasshopper spirit and the others quickly nodded and said in unison, "Absolutely!"
The big yellow dog went even further, looking at the large coffin with eyes full of admiration.
Anyone who didn't know him would think he was a "culture enthusiast," deeply engrossed in appreciating the "Mona Lisa."
The young general was clearly very satisfied with the big yellow dog's performance, chuckling and praising it repeatedly for its "good taste," just like himself.
Then, looking bewildered, he asked, "Huh? Where's Quantum? Why isn't he home?"
"Didn't participate in the 'Egg Contest'?!"
"Didn't he find his Sparrow Soul again? Why is he still feeling inferior?!"
After another moment of silence, Chang Jie, under Li Mao's pleading gaze, spoke for him, expressing what was on his mind.
"Young General, can you please save these people?"
"They must have been under some kind of evil spell, turning them into something like 'weaklings'."
"Really?" The young general was taken aback upon hearing this, and after observing carefully, he nodded in surprise: "He really is a weakling. So this isn't an egg-comparing contest after all!"
"Holy crap, how could this happen?!"
As the young general spoke, he approached a man in shorts and examined him closely. After a moment, he suddenly realized what was going on.
"The earth's veins have been altered; someone is sabotaging it!"
"The underground yin energy surged upwards, and was then gathered in the town by the evil aura contained in the white tiger formation of the prison, which is why this happened."
"Oh my god, what grudge do these bad guys have against this town? They're trying to wipe them out completely, leaving no one alive! That's so wicked!!"
Although the young general may seem unreliable, he is kind at heart.
Now that the cause has been figured out, it is only natural to step in and rescue the poor residents of the town.
After pondering for a while, the young general spoke, shaking his head like an old scholar.
Confucius said: "To treat corpse poison, one must bleed." The eldest son said: "If you're going to bleed, bleed a whole basinful."
While muttering to himself, the young general took out a bull horn-tipped knife and walked towards the person closest to him.
Amidst the astonished gazes of the grasshopper spirit and Li Mao, a knife was plunged into the man's carotid artery.
Because it had just turned into a zombie and was in the stage of being a walking corpse, the blood had not yet coagulated and was spurting out with a hissing sound.
It sprayed the grasshopper spirit, who couldn't dodge in time, all over its face and body.
In an instant, it transformed from a perfectly healthy green grasshopper into a "cooked" red grasshopper.
As the grasshopper spirit wiped the black blood from its face, it cautiously asked a question.
"Young General, are you sure this will work?"
As soon as the grasshopper spirit finished speaking, the bleeding zombie fell to the ground with a thud, kicked its legs, and died.
"this......"
The scene instantly became incredibly awkward.
Not only were Li Mao and the grasshopper spirit embarrassed, but even the young general was somewhat awkward.
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